Post by Zelda Knite on May 9, 2010 22:50:33 GMT -6
OPENING
Hey Fans, it's going to be a little different this week, as Kelly is taking care of Ryleigh and doesn't really have time to do this column so I volunteered to give it a go for her. Call it my mothers day present to her. This week you get Zelda Knite, and just between you and me, since I've been a “Knite” my entire life and she's only been one for like seven months, I think I'm the better “knite” so consider this a special treat!
Now, lets see... how does Kelly usually start these things, oh yeah.. by going over last week's poll. I see last week we asked who do you Knitelifers thing DDK will cash in against and with an overwhelming majority you chose..... oh..... you jerks. That's... that's not funny at all. You know what though, if he does want the WOMEN'S world title, he can cash it in against me, but he's going to lose, got it? Yeah I said it, I'll beat down a dude, I've made a former World champion tap out remember.
Anyway, with that sillyness aside, I'm going to make this week's poll something serious and something that is of utmost importance. What is your favorite video game series! I'll even let you select two options, just because I'm so dang nice. I didn't put any sports game series, sorry Madden fans. I just put some that I could think of off the top of my head, if I didn't list your favorite, I'm sorry but I'm not a machine here with some kind of awesome amount of Ram, I'm just Zelda and those are the ones I picked and it's my poll so deal with it why don't you.
Ok... now that I'm done ranting, I guess we can move on... enjoy the poll please.
REVIEW OF LAST WEEK
We had some great matches this week. I really like what's been going on and I think you fans did too. Trauma was amazing, the main event of the show just took the cake and Tommy Victor coming out and spoiling... I did not see that coming. Him and Doe I'm told have a historic past and were best friends... I wonder what he's thinking. I don't know but I do know it made for entertaining television.
Then came Collision, first I want to say... shut up about my match. At least that stupid Julietta didn't screw me over, unless you count sucking as a way of turning the screws... which I totally do! That was annoying watching her get beat down like that and I could do anything. Rayne and Emma, they're good people so I don't mind losing the match, I tried my best I just couldn't carry that old psycho hag to a win.
Then we had some good things, Rob Diamond and Alex Jones, I think they stole the show in their back and forth fast paced match, and I always love watching Falcon win.... well I just love watching him period -heehee-. There was even a match I don't think people realized was going to be so kick butt, but Tara Fenix and Cleopatra almost killed each other during the match then Tara almost killed her with the whip and choking thing after wards. That was intense in every sense of the word people... but I wonder with Cleo being a lesbian would that count as a hate crime? I don't know, but I might be smelling lawsuit.
Finally I've gotta talk about that big ugly snake, Leonard Fox. I mean just handing Steve the #1 contendership, then letting Steve screw Adam out of the win? I do not like that man, if he's not trying to see some young girls breats he's trying to impose his well on all his employees. Adam makes Kelly happy, end of story. If she wanted to be with Steve she would of chose him. I think Steve is a great guy, but he's just let his feelings overcome him.. I just wish he'd snap out of it.
But anyway, I give the shows an easy 10 this week.
PREVIEW OF THIS WEEK
LAST WEEK'S RECORD ::5-3 :: We didn't count the two no contest main events, man... I know Kelly can do better than that.
OVERALL RECORD :: 57-34 :: That's pretty good, 23 up in the win column is not a bad record at all.
UPSET OF THE WEEK RECORD :: 3-5 :: She got another one right, maybe she can start catching up on these? I don't know.
So I don't screw up Kelly's record, I made sure and asked her what she thought about these matches, so these are really Kelly's predictions. I'm just writing them down for her.
Trauma
Trial by Fire Tag Team Match
Mmmmm vs Sephiroth Du Lac and Tempestad
Kelly says Mike and Mike are too good and Seph and Ampersand are not going to get along together.
Xtreme Handicap Match
Seth Evans vs Evil Freakke and Jason Blair
Even though it's a handicap match, Evans has too much talent to not find a way to win and screw Chris Diamond over.
Tag Team Match
Freya Ragnal and Rayne vs Cleopatra and Ayla St. James
Cleo and Ayla are a team and lovers so they should have the advantage. I've wrestled both of them at the same time and they indeed work together nicely.
Main Event: Singles Match
Andrew Jacobsen vs DDK
Jacobsen is a talented wrestler and a true champion. Kelly says DDK is on a roll but just doesn't see Jacobsen losing this match.
Collision
Tag Team Match
Emma Danielson and Zelda Knite vs Tara Fenix and Joanne Canelli
lolZ, she says she always picks me to win... God I love her.
!!!UPSET OF THE WEEK!!!
Singles Match
Ricky Johnson vs JFK
She's calling this the upset of the week because of how many titles Ricky Johnson has won.
Tag Team Match
Will Washington and Steve Awesome vs Xavier Cross and Alex Jones
Even though she's really mad at Steve for siding with her dad, she just can't pick against him and Will Washington as a team.
Xtreme Title Match
Doc* vs Mark Evil
She said "mark evil is dead, how can a corpse win a match?" I don't know what she's talking about... but that's what I was told.
Tag Team Match
Philip Burns and Falcon vs Charlie Velez and Venom
She tried to say Velez and Venom, but I convinced her to pick Falcon.... he's dreamy.
#1 Contenders Match for the World Title
Adam Knite vs Brad Kane
Did you expect her to say her Husband and father of her child would lose?
Main Event: nCw World Championship Match
Angel* vs Joe Everyman
"Joe Everyman sucks".... sorry Joe... not my words.
There you have it, Kelly's predictions for this week. I think she made some good choices. Lets hope she can boost that record some more.
THE FAB FIVE
Again I just asked Kelly, since I would of just given myself all five spots.... not really. But I wanted to remain fair, just like Kelly does, so I asked. I hope you liked them.
5. Tara Fenix :: She beat Cleopatra, I think Kelly made a good choice on this one.
4. Emma Danielson :: This one hurts, but she earned it I guess. Stupid sucky partner....
3. Rob Diamond :: He beat the X-Division champion is her excuse.
2. DDK :: He kept his recent success going with a win over Venom, she says that's not an easy feat to accomplish.
1. JFK :: His first match back and he wins against a three time National champion and got her another upset of the week win, so she puts him here.
There you have it, with two title matches and with a number one contendership to the world title match... you're going to enjoy this show.
WHAT TO KEEP AN EYE ON
Obviously with a card like this.... you're gonna have to keep your eye on the entire show. I mean just think about it, Xtreme title is on the line, World title is on the line. Watch the show or I'll slap you, how does that sound? Good? Good.
I will try and pick a few things out, on Trauma we have Seph and Ampersand teaming, that's going to be very interesting with the whole thing surround Temp's sister. You've gotta watch out for that.
Then on Collision we have my big brother trying to become the number one contender for the world title just so he can have a shot at Steve Awesome. He's going against a good friend of mind in Brad Kane. I babysit his kids sometimes... I wish they didn't have to go against each other, but that's the game right? It's going to be a fantastic match between two men who don't hate each other and just want to win a wrestling match. I love Brad but I think Adam wants it more, it's not about gold for him, it's about getting his hands on poor Steve.
Finally watch Angel defending his belt against Joe Everyjerk. Joe has been on an epic losing streak, I think he's won three matches in his last thirty. However, from what I've seen the guy is capable of pulling a huge upset, lets see if he can deal with Angel shall we?
THE KNITELINE
I'm going to try and answer these the best I can. If I can't, I'm going to ask Kelly and just put in some of my own thoughts.
Randy from Los Angels
Whats up with Steve Awesome being the main focal point of NCW.com and why is NCW brass letting DDK run loose? You'd think a guy like that would have insurance costs through the roof.
Steve is who her dad picked to be with Kelly, who he picked to lead NCW into the future, and who he just loves for some reason. Steve is a very charming man, he won one Fox's heart just not the female's he was hoping for. DDK... I don't know what is going on with him, dude is nutso and if he freaking tries to spear me and win my belt I'm going to kick him in the nuts.
Laura; Sacramento, CA
Yeah, like, Kelly what's it like being pregnant?
Kelly says it was the best, yet most miserable feeling of her life. She'd wake up feeling great, then by noon she was ready to kill people, then she'd be sad and cry and then she'd crave hot dog soup... whatever that is.
Al, from Minneapolis, Minnesota
What do you think of that Destructor! kid? Do you guys really just give contracts out to anybody these days?
He's a good kid, he's like the comic relief in a movie. He's there and you laugh and you love him, you just don't expect big things from him.
Jorge; Tempe, Arizona
Let's be honest.... the baby is Joe Everyman's isn't it? Don't lie.
Gross.. where do you sickos get these ideas, Kelly loves Adam, it's his kid. I think some people need to grow up, like seriously.
Phil - Toronto, Canada
What do you think is gonna be the feud to watch in coming months?
Any answer outside Adam and Steve is a stupid one.
MY CLOSING THOUGHTS
Leonard Fox is big a dirty douche. Yes I said it, fine me or whatever you want to do, I don't care. He tried to force me to show the goods, he's forced Ayla almost into being a slave, and now he's got Steve tucked away into his pocket as some chosen God of NCW... dude is messed up.
Did I mention that Juliette Lee is a big ugly stupid piece of..... something. Geez, she wrestles me and almost tried to kill me... she's in a tag match with me and she rolls over and plays dead... loser.
Kelly wants to say, that she is very sad that her “big brother” Gib has decided to retire. She knows he's getting up there in age but the man still has the heart and spirit of a twenty five year old wrestler, and that NCW has lost one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. She also says she wants him to come visit her and the see Ryleigh.
My brother and Brad Kane are going to rip the roof off the place.
Why are Velez, Venom, JFK, and Doc forming some group based off a group of the same name that was featured so long ago in a dead federation? Quit living in the past people. Also, didn't Venom clearly state that he wasn't going to team with Velez? Why do people lie to me? Why!?
3D Dot Game Heroes comes out on the 11th, it's a homage tot he Legend of Zelda games and other 8bit classics, if you got a PS3 buy it! That's not a suggestion, I will pimp slap every person who has a PS3 and doesn't buy this game!
I'm not really a pimp, so I don't think my slaps can be categorized as such... sorry.
Why is Joe Everyman getting a title shot? It's lame.
Well that's all I've got really, I hope you enjoyed this and that I made Kelly proud. This is Zelda Knite saying, good day everybody and if you want to get in touch with me, email me at triforcechick@aol.com!
– Zelda Knite