Post by Lance "The Icon" Ryan on Jun 9, 2010 19:01:14 GMT -6
Down on my luck.
Scrub.
Wasted.
All of these are brilliant words that have been shared by one Joe Everyman in my regard. Joe Everyman is carrying on the same old routine that seems to be following me everywhere I go. Joe Everyman is walking around and calling me by that same name that everyone else seems to be calling me…Lance Ryan…
Mr. Ryan….I need you to sign these papers please. Due to the fact that you did not show up for your hearings, everything was awarded to Cassandra Ryan. She was given soul custody of Zell and she was also given possession to your house and half of your assets.
And if I should choose not to sign these papers?
Unfortunately sir, that is not an option.
If I can choose to not sign these papers, that makes it an option, so if I choose to not sign these papers, what are the repercussions?
Lance, if you choose to not sign these papers, then you will be held in contempt of the court, and the simple fact is that the legal system will throw you into jail until you sign these papers.
Why can you people not understand what I am saying? Why won’t you listen to me? All of this, all of it, is being done to me under duress. My wife, my family, my lawyers, none of you understand that this is not me, I am not in control anymore. You all simply state that I need help, but you do not understand the complexity of this situation. All you want is for me to sign these papers?
What I want from you Lance is to sign these papers so that we can keep you out of jail, then I hope that you will go and get the help that we all know that you need. So, again Lance, I ask you, will you please sign these papers?
~*~*~Lance looks blankly at the lawyer and simply stares, then looks down at the table in front of him and scribbles his name on the lines that have the little x on them. He then slams the pen down and looks up at his lawyer.~*~*~[/i]
I hope that you understand what you have just done here. You have given away half of everything that I have worked so long for. You have done it because I was left unable to defend myself and because I was unable to convince you of the truth.
Come on Lance, be realistic here, your idea of what is going on is so far fetched, there is no truth behind it and no facts to back it up. The simple fact is this, you chose not to defend yourself and you decided to ignore the situation, now justice has prevailed. Maybe it didn’t prevail the way that you wanted it to, but now you are the only one that has to live with the fact that you freely let it all go.
Joe Everyman, I have heard about the battles that you had with the man that you think I am. I have heard of the epic battles that the two of you have fought, and I have heard that in each one of the latter battles, the matches were won by you. In a way, you beating Lance Ryan was like slaying a great giant. You proved to the world that you were deserving of being on the big stage. You proved to the world that you were deserving of being known as one of the best, but yet, how you have fallen.
Just sitting back and analyzing you for the first time, I can already tell a great deal about you Joe. I can tell that there are a few fatal flaws in your character, and more than that, I can tell that your cares all lie in the wrong places. Joe Everyman is kind of an ironic name for a guy like you because it seems that you truly are the opposite of what everyone wants out of life. You are far from Joe Q Public, in fact you are most like the an that everyone hopes that they never become.
Just this past promo, a lot of that shone through. I mean, the Joe Everyman that I am going to face on Friday Night is a huge bottle of frustration, mixed together with a dash of unfounded arrogance, and served with a side of worthless son.
Joe, it appears that coming into this match, you are on a bit of a losing streak. Seems that you have finally come back down to earth after your impressive performances with Lance Ryan. Have you won a match since then? To be honest, I think that your father is right, you truly are a waste of space, I mean, hell, your dear old daddy is simply now telling you the same things that everyone else has apparently been telling you for years. You are worthless, you are a disgrace to this sport and you are a disgrace to your family. Perhaps you should take daddy’s advice son, maybe it would be a good time for you to backtrack and join the army. They could always use another whipping boy, or another face to show that the US Army truly does not discriminate against homosexuals…errr…mama’s boys.
Joe, you haven’t had my attention for very long, less than a week really and already I can see the exuberant bitching that drives all the other boys in the back crazy. You are more like one of the nerd’s on the schoolyard back in high school, I would have stayed away from your type because I knew that if I stole your lunch money, you would be the first one to run home and tell mommy. I’d wind up with detention, you’d wind up with a broken nose, and really, it was far too much work for a slice of pizza. That is how I feel about the fact that I have to step into this ring with you this week. I have to put up with a week of you whining, acting like you know everything….and good god, a week of hearing your mom tell you that she loves you. Joe, welcome to my corner of the planet, I hope to Christ that you never invade on my territory after this week is over.
That brings me to my next point Joe, you are just like everyone else that has come around me since my debut here, you want to preach about how great Lance Ryan was, and you want to try and portray me as a coward. The problem is that you are ignoring everything that comes out of my mouth Joe, your princess is in another castle. I am not Lance Ryan, I have never been Lance Ryan and you can take your homo-erotic fantasies to another place because son, I am not going to roleplay and pretend that I am Lance Ryan just so that you can get your rocks off.
Your arrogance makes me physically ill, your ignorance however does nothing but make me wish that I could shut your mouth permanently. Fact is, the only way that I can do that is to knock out more than a couple of your teeth.
Allow me to make two things clear to you Joe, you asked who you will be facing in the ring on Friday? Undoubtedly you will be taking on a man that you have never faced before. Unless you double as Jack Ace, Nathan Doe or Freakke, you have never ever been inside the ring with me. You will be facing Stefan Rzany. The second thing that you need to understand Joe is that I am not like the man that you think I am in the ways you wish I was. Lance, from what I understand was an emotional man and I hear that yiu could play on his heartstrings like a harp. I am much different Joe. I see your emotional state as a weakness, one that I will exploit, one that I will take advantage of…and I don’t need to dress up as Papa Everyman to do so. Prepare yourself, but make sure that you prepare for the right man.
Scrub.
Wasted.
All of these are brilliant words that have been shared by one Joe Everyman in my regard. Joe Everyman is carrying on the same old routine that seems to be following me everywhere I go. Joe Everyman is walking around and calling me by that same name that everyone else seems to be calling me…Lance Ryan…
Mr. Ryan….I need you to sign these papers please. Due to the fact that you did not show up for your hearings, everything was awarded to Cassandra Ryan. She was given soul custody of Zell and she was also given possession to your house and half of your assets.
And if I should choose not to sign these papers?
Unfortunately sir, that is not an option.
If I can choose to not sign these papers, that makes it an option, so if I choose to not sign these papers, what are the repercussions?
Lance, if you choose to not sign these papers, then you will be held in contempt of the court, and the simple fact is that the legal system will throw you into jail until you sign these papers.
Why can you people not understand what I am saying? Why won’t you listen to me? All of this, all of it, is being done to me under duress. My wife, my family, my lawyers, none of you understand that this is not me, I am not in control anymore. You all simply state that I need help, but you do not understand the complexity of this situation. All you want is for me to sign these papers?
What I want from you Lance is to sign these papers so that we can keep you out of jail, then I hope that you will go and get the help that we all know that you need. So, again Lance, I ask you, will you please sign these papers?
~*~*~Lance looks blankly at the lawyer and simply stares, then looks down at the table in front of him and scribbles his name on the lines that have the little x on them. He then slams the pen down and looks up at his lawyer.~*~*~[/i]
I hope that you understand what you have just done here. You have given away half of everything that I have worked so long for. You have done it because I was left unable to defend myself and because I was unable to convince you of the truth.
Come on Lance, be realistic here, your idea of what is going on is so far fetched, there is no truth behind it and no facts to back it up. The simple fact is this, you chose not to defend yourself and you decided to ignore the situation, now justice has prevailed. Maybe it didn’t prevail the way that you wanted it to, but now you are the only one that has to live with the fact that you freely let it all go.
Joe Everyman, I have heard about the battles that you had with the man that you think I am. I have heard of the epic battles that the two of you have fought, and I have heard that in each one of the latter battles, the matches were won by you. In a way, you beating Lance Ryan was like slaying a great giant. You proved to the world that you were deserving of being on the big stage. You proved to the world that you were deserving of being known as one of the best, but yet, how you have fallen.
Just sitting back and analyzing you for the first time, I can already tell a great deal about you Joe. I can tell that there are a few fatal flaws in your character, and more than that, I can tell that your cares all lie in the wrong places. Joe Everyman is kind of an ironic name for a guy like you because it seems that you truly are the opposite of what everyone wants out of life. You are far from Joe Q Public, in fact you are most like the an that everyone hopes that they never become.
Just this past promo, a lot of that shone through. I mean, the Joe Everyman that I am going to face on Friday Night is a huge bottle of frustration, mixed together with a dash of unfounded arrogance, and served with a side of worthless son.
Joe, it appears that coming into this match, you are on a bit of a losing streak. Seems that you have finally come back down to earth after your impressive performances with Lance Ryan. Have you won a match since then? To be honest, I think that your father is right, you truly are a waste of space, I mean, hell, your dear old daddy is simply now telling you the same things that everyone else has apparently been telling you for years. You are worthless, you are a disgrace to this sport and you are a disgrace to your family. Perhaps you should take daddy’s advice son, maybe it would be a good time for you to backtrack and join the army. They could always use another whipping boy, or another face to show that the US Army truly does not discriminate against homosexuals…errr…mama’s boys.
Joe, you haven’t had my attention for very long, less than a week really and already I can see the exuberant bitching that drives all the other boys in the back crazy. You are more like one of the nerd’s on the schoolyard back in high school, I would have stayed away from your type because I knew that if I stole your lunch money, you would be the first one to run home and tell mommy. I’d wind up with detention, you’d wind up with a broken nose, and really, it was far too much work for a slice of pizza. That is how I feel about the fact that I have to step into this ring with you this week. I have to put up with a week of you whining, acting like you know everything….and good god, a week of hearing your mom tell you that she loves you. Joe, welcome to my corner of the planet, I hope to Christ that you never invade on my territory after this week is over.
That brings me to my next point Joe, you are just like everyone else that has come around me since my debut here, you want to preach about how great Lance Ryan was, and you want to try and portray me as a coward. The problem is that you are ignoring everything that comes out of my mouth Joe, your princess is in another castle. I am not Lance Ryan, I have never been Lance Ryan and you can take your homo-erotic fantasies to another place because son, I am not going to roleplay and pretend that I am Lance Ryan just so that you can get your rocks off.
Your arrogance makes me physically ill, your ignorance however does nothing but make me wish that I could shut your mouth permanently. Fact is, the only way that I can do that is to knock out more than a couple of your teeth.
Allow me to make two things clear to you Joe, you asked who you will be facing in the ring on Friday? Undoubtedly you will be taking on a man that you have never faced before. Unless you double as Jack Ace, Nathan Doe or Freakke, you have never ever been inside the ring with me. You will be facing Stefan Rzany. The second thing that you need to understand Joe is that I am not like the man that you think I am in the ways you wish I was. Lance, from what I understand was an emotional man and I hear that yiu could play on his heartstrings like a harp. I am much different Joe. I see your emotional state as a weakness, one that I will exploit, one that I will take advantage of…and I don’t need to dress up as Papa Everyman to do so. Prepare yourself, but make sure that you prepare for the right man.