Post by Kelly Fox on Jun 14, 2010 10:22:23 GMT -6
OPENING
Another week, and another Knitelife, that's how it goes, aren't you all just so happy right now? You get to sit down in front of your computer and read my awesome column, which I'm writing with a throbbing headache after having the back of my head shoved into the concrete by a certain pixelated bitch.
However, I won't go into that right now, and I'll fight through my pain and frustrations, just for you... no I'll say one thing... If that little two cent tramp wants to keep messing with me, then I'm not going to play nice anymore... I will **** her up!
Ok, now moving on. Last week our poll was what you thought the most exciting moment on Reborn was. I have to say I agree, seeing Brad Kane finally come out as the NCW champion, it was long overdue. He's received some very positive feedback as the champion, the fans are starting to catch Brad Kane fever. The sex tape scandal is far behind him now, and they can sit back and enjoy his great technical skills inside the ring.
This weeks poll, is going to be more of a joke poll, I'm so sorry Falcon, but it had to be done. Who do you think Falcon will go for now that he's bagged him the most popular woman on the NCW roster? He caused young teenage boys to weep uncontrallably once, can he do it again? And with who? That's up to you fans to decide, so vote on the poll and let your voice be heard.
REVIEW OF LAST WEEK
So, Collision made me sick this week, with me being attacked, Steve weasling his way into another world title shot and the Young Guns joining forces with the Front Office. It was a disturbing show to say the least. I mean the matches were good, great even, but I just can't get past all that happened.
Fantastic matches just seem to be overshadowed by the actions of the now super group as they destroyed Brad Kane. The sad part is that with a group that size, nobody dared come out to try and save BK from the beating he took, it would of been pointless to try, not with the owner of the company directing traffic.
That's way a great opener like Zelda versus Rayne, a good one between Falcon and Sephiroth Du Lac and an X-Division showdown between Evans and Alex Jones, seemed small and insignificant, but then again that's exactly what my father was going for. He even overshadowed his own announcing of a new GM, in Chris Diamond's brother.... Rob.
Yeah that's right folks... Rob "Lord Dominicus" Diamond is now GM. May God have mercy on our souls for that one. Lets just hope that he keeps his toying around squarely set on Falcon and nothing else, otherwise this pace will go to hell in a hand basket, fast.
I want to give this show a good rating, I really do, but I'm going to have to be bias here, and give it a 7.8 there was just too much bull crap to wade through, despite how well the matches were contested it was just too much, especially the debut of that sick "Firing Squad" team move The Front Office did to BK.
PREVIEW OF THIS WEEK
Last Week's Record:: 3-8 :: You've gotta be kidding me... this is the first time I've had more wrong than I did right since I started this... danggit!
Overall Record:: 91-56 :: I'm still way in the positive side of things, that's good I guess.
Upset of the Week Record:: 6-7 :: Stupid freaking Zelda... she's like a bad rash.
Saturday Night Trauma
Non Title Tag Team Match
Malcolm Reed and Alex Throwbridge vs. Will Washington and Ian Kline
The tag team champions last to the former Tag champions, Motor City Mafia last week, I don't think they can lose two weeks in a row.
Singles Match
Freakke vs. Sephiroth Du Lac vs. Ron Gibson
He beat Falcon last week, he didn't know he got a little bit of help for Maria, but that doesn't matter, beating Falcon is an accomplishment, he rides that momentum.
!!!UPSET OF THE WEEK!!!
Main Event: Singles Match
Destructor vs. Stefan Rzany
I love Lance, but sometimes you've just gotta go with the underdog.
Sunday Night Collision
Singles Match
JFK vs. Gabriel Karras
There may not be a more on fire wrestler in NCW right now than Gabriel Karras. He's been rolling, and he'll roll through JFK I think.
Singles Match
Andrew Jacobsen vs. Doc
Doc took a week off to heal up on some nagging injuries, I'd have to believe that he's ready and fired up about getting back into the ring after losing his Xtreme title.
Inetergender Tag Team Match
Angel and Tara Fenix vs. Adam Knite and Ayla St. James
This is going to be the match of the night I think, it really could go either way, but in the end, I have to believe "AA" finds a way to win the match.
Non Title Singles Match
Rob Diamond vs. Charlie Velez
Charlie Velez has been a force since coming to NCW, Rob Diamond has been a bad odor coming from the basement for months... it's really not going to be close I don't think.
Singles Match
Philip Burns vs. Alex Jones
Burns is trying to make it back into singles wrestling, he did a great job last week of coming out and beating JFK, now he has to do it again with an even tougher opponent.
Main Event: World Title Match
Brad Kane vs. Steve Awesome
It's going to be tough, Steve has a lot of resources around him and the Front Office and Young Guns will likely do whatever they can to make sure BK loses, but I think he can do it. He can beat Steve Awesome.
Well there you have it, I did a terrible job last week, and for that apologize, however I think I can rebound nicely here. We have less matches than we usually do, only 9 between Trauma and Collision so I have to make these votes count.
It's going to be some good action as always so much sure not to miss it. DVR it if you have to.
THE FAB FIVE
5. Destructor :: He picked up a victory over DDK that's pretty impressive I must say.
4. Rayne :: She may have lost, but man did she give the champ a run for her money.
3. Gabriel Karras :: he just keeps winning lately. He's on fire, and nobody can put it out.
2. Charlie Velez :: He pinned the World champion, enough said really.
1. Sephiroth Du Lac :: It's hard to beat Falcon, he got a bit of help, but it shouldn't take away from the awesome job he did this week.
WHAT TO KEEP AN EYE ON
Well first and foremost, keep an eye on me and Zelda. If she wants to act like a big girl, then she's going to get smacked around like one. I don't care what issues she has, except for the asinine one against me. I have never cheated on Adam, and I certainly wouldn't start now that we have a child. She'll get over herself, or she'll get hurt.
Then we have this Andrew Jacobsen versus Doc match, you'll want to keep out for that one, I think it'll become an instantly classic match. Jacobsen beat Venom at Reborn's Wired, and Doc is going to have every intention on making him pay for that. Should be fantastic.
Now, for wrestlers, obviously keep an eye on Gabriel Karras, like I've said twice already, the dude is rolling and it'll be hard to stop him. Secondly, make sure you watch "The Academy". They have a lot of hungry wrestlers looking for their big break, should be a good showing for them.
THE KNITELINE
Lacey: Boston, MA
Hi Kelly! I wan'a know what you think of my daddy? Isn't he the bestest?!
He's been pretty awesome lately, he did a great job at finally winning the World title.
Ace Pavenstein; The Bottom Of The Stairs
Kelly. You're stranded on a deserted island and you have to be stuck with 2 of the following wrestlers: Charlie Velez, Seth Evans, Joe Everyman, Steve Awesome, Freakke, and Alex Jones. Which 2 do you pick and why?
I'd have choose Alex Jones and Seth Evans, because they are the most likely not to annoy me to the point where I kill myself.
NOT Seth Evans; Anywhere, and everywhere!
*Voice Masker* This is... NOT... Seth Evans. Anyways, I just heard the news that Emma Danielson is retiring from the ring because she couldn't beat Zelda Knite... this brings me to my question; isn't she really a man? Well... not really anymore, seeing as she quit and ran away like a baby because she couldn't beat Zelda. Anyways. By the reproductive organs on his or her body, is it a man?! The people want to know! Also, there's another rumor going around saying that you left Steve Awesome, and went to Seth Evans, while Zelda was with Seth Evans, and you all had a three-way? Can you confirm this?
I have no idea, but I guess she's a woman since she wrestled in he women's division, hard to tell at times though. To answer the other question... no. I've never had a three-way if anybody was wondering.
PWWFanatic@pwwforeva.net
So, uhh I saw Reborn.. and we have a little office pool going.. Maniac is going to get off the shelf and put the mask back on, then he's going to tear that little punk ass Evans into pieces with his bare hands. So, my question for you is, how many pieces will he be torn into? The current pool is on 14, do you want the over or the under?
I was in PWW with Maniac... I'll take the over without question.
Naidisbo (please don't read that backwards); Some interstate somewhere.
Hey Kelly! Love your show. I think you would know this answer. If one were to buy Zelda Knite a drink, what drink should one offer in order to guarantee she accepts the beverage and thus gives one some time to talk to her?
Something with a lot of sugar in it or something really sweet, would be my guess.
Melly, Mississippi
Did you happen to catch what happened this week with Zelda Knite and Flacon? It's all your fault Kelly. Your cheating and backstabbing ways forced a young woman to give her virginity up to a man twelve years older then her because she felt she needed to be more "mature." It's all your fault Kelly. What do you have to say for yourself?
Yes I saw it, who didn't. Now.. I'm not backstabbing anybody! I've been faithful to Adam the entire time we've been together, I would never do anything to hurt him. I wish you people would get off my back about it.
Clark, New York, NY
Hey Kelly! Long time fan, first time caller. Just wondering if you can tell me who does Steve Awesome's hair; it's so awesome and wavy, I just need to get mine like it! Serious question though, do you think that with all of these young superstars in the nCw that the nCw will finally take that leap from being "really awesome" to "really really awesome", and who do you think will take it to the next level?
I already thought NCW was "Really Really awesome", but I do think it can only get better from here. I think the future is bright on the likes of Andrew Jacobsen and Charlie Velez, along with even The Academy.
Lance from New York, New York
Hi, Kelly. I've got to say it must have been a crazy week for Falcon and Zelda. Do you think Falcon will suffer a lot more heat over this? It's all over the news and web and fans are already debating about it. Do you honestly think he can handle all this negative publicity or will it all blow over?
I think the only thing really bothering people is the age difference with Falcon be twelve years older than Zelda, it's easy to make "pedo" and "cradle robber" jokes, I mean I even did it this week, it's too easy. However, I think if he shows that he really cares about her and this wasn't just some revenge thing, then the fans and media will gloss it over as two people who just enjoy being with each other and leave it be.
Madison from St. Paul, Minnesota
Yes, Kelly, I am a devout christian and heard about Maria de la Rosa's recent miraculous recovery. My question is this, was she truly injured or was it as they say a real miracle?
I don't think she took a hard enough hit for it to be considered a "miracle" more like.. she just started feeling better.
Mario; The Mushroom Kingdom
Its a me, Mario! Witha Zelda getting aporked, can Princess Peach put out now? She ain'ta givin' me nothin' a no more so can Zelda hop on my warp pipe?
Do what?
Bart from Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Yeah, all this talk about Falcon and Zelda is ridiculous. I want to know more about the Motor City Mafia. My question is this; How come Johnny and Jayson haven't been covered like this whole Falcon and Zelda thing? You know what I mean.
They're not gay. Or at least I don't think the are... I don't know about Jayson....
MY CLOSING THOUGHTS
You know what's gotta suck? Losing your virginity in front of millions of viewers. lol, that's gotta be embarrassing, good thing it didn't happen to me.
Speaking of that, if Falcon was just using her as some sort of revenge tactic against Serenity, he's going to lose a lot of fans for a creepy act like that.
Tempestad's sister is turning into a fruit basket. Seriously, she's like a grape short.
Alex Jones has cross the line by taking Hayleigh from Angel. Angel is a grade A prick, but that is just wrong. Hopefully Angel will find a way to get her back.
Venom needs to get over his wittle headaches and get back in the ring already.
Speaking of headaches.... my head is killing me. I want to lay down and sleep it off, but Steve keeps telling me I have a concussion. Who does he think he is, my husband or something? Oh... never mind.
So, does Ron Gibson really think he has the authority to fire anybody?
Now finally, before I sign off, I just want to say this again. I'm not siding with Steve and my father, I hate those two right now. Zelda is just confused and refuses to listen to reason. If it takes me beating some sense into her to make her finally believe me, then that's what I'm going to do. I don't want to fight her, but I will if that's what it takes. It appears though, that's what's going to have to happen since she's too busy sleeping with thirty year old creeps to get her head out of her butt and realize that I've done nothing wrong and that me and Adam are there for her.
Anyway, that's all there is for me this week. I hope you really enjoyed the show, until next time.
-- Kelly Knite
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