Post by Daniel S. Hunter on Jun 16, 2010 14:24:16 GMT -6
*The scene opens up with Max Myers and Ricky Cruise standing in front of a Max Muscle store in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Ricky Cruise is on the phone.
Ricky Cruise: Yes sir. We will be at the grand opening on Monday. No thank you sir.
*Ricky hangs up the phone*
Ricky Cruise: We got another Max Muscle grand opening we got to go too on Monday.
Max Myers: Cool just another place to go and show off at. Maybe not playing football isn't so bad. I'm making more money than I ever could have imagined and I get to see all these hot chicks.
*Two fat chicks walk by and look back at Max. Max grimaces.*
Max Myers: Well just not in Milwaukee. These girls look like they got hit in the face with the ugly bat and then realized it and ate and ate and ate and then noticed their feelings and ate them too. I don't want to be in this hell hole anymore. I want to go back to Denver or even better Los Angeles or Miami. How long will we get to go there?
Ricky Cruise: Well you get to go back to Colorado for Monday. Loveland has a Max Muscle opening up.
Max Myers: Cool I get to head back to Loveland. The site of one of my best high school football moments.
Ricky Cruise: What happened there?
Max Myers: I had 15 sacks in a game which is the High School record in the state of Colorado. The previous record was 7. I had a little over twice as many sacks in a game as the previous record holder had. The best part of that was that happened my sophomore year at Cherry Creek High School. I went up against an offensive line that was ranked number one in the state and I went out and destroyed it. We also won the state championship that year. The next year we also won the state championship and I set the state record for sacks in a season with 50. That is twice as many sacks as the previous record holder had and I also set the record for tackles in a season with 280 tackles in a season. The previous record holder had 38 less tackles then that and he was a Linebacker who typically get more tackles than anyone else. I was a defensive lineman which just shows how dominate I truly am.
Ricky Cruise: Wow. What happened during Senior Year?
Max Myers: More of the same. We won the state championship for an unprecedented third time in a row. That year I became the single most dominate defensive player to ever play in the state of Colorado. I set the record for sacks in a career and for tackles in a career. Both numbers are so high that I highly doubt that anyone will ever come close to breaking any of those records I set. I lettered all four years I was in high school even though my freshman year was only for special teams but I had some major hits on special teams including break one guys leg in 4 places.
Ricky Cruise: That's insane.
Max Myers: Not really. What was really insane was all the calls I was getting from colleges that were recruiting me. I would get home from school and there would be 50 voice messages at home waiting for me ranging anywhere from the University of Southern California to East Texas Baptist University. I was being offered full ride scholarships no matter where I went. I decided to go to the University of Texas. I played there between 2003 and 2006 and graduated in 2007. The one thing that happened in college was that I never lived up to the hype. I mean I was good in college but I was never great. This pissed me off more than anything in the world. I still decided to enter the NFL draft. No one drafted me. I signed as an undrafted free agent with the Packers. I was cut after the 3rd week of games. I then signed with the Denver Broncos and was on the practice squad until I was cut at the end of training camp last year. I was so pissed off that I retired from football. I then decided to get into professional wrestling.
Ricky Cruise: Did you go to wrestling school?
Max Myers: Yes, I went to Altitude Pro Wrestling Academy in Denver and was training there for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week for 4 months. I then started working for a wrestling promotion in Denver called Fusion Pro Wrestling and worked for them until a month ago when I got called by Leonard Fox to come work for New Championship Wrestling. In my first match I am teamed up with a former World Champion in Xavier Cross who has pretty much done nothing recently except beat the joke that is Fergus Callaghan and this team is taking on former World Champion Falcon. To his credit he has turned his career around in a way.
Ricky Cruise: How is that?
Max Myers: Well he is ****ing the sister of the guy who is ****ing the boss’s daughter so in some sort of twisted way this guy has power in this company. Plus he must be doing something right in his career since he does get to face me in my first match. Well little bird man. I hope that you tell your sweet little Zelda your last goodbye and I hope for your sake you can fly high because if I get my hands on you I will make you feel true pain. I will make you wish that you had ended up being a man juice stain on my mom's chest. If I get my hands on you I will show you just what kind of force comes from the Rocky Mountain region. I'll show you what caused athletes to tremble when they heard the name Max Myers. I look forward to our confrontation on Friday Night. It will just be the first stepping stone on my path to dominance.
Ricky Cruise: Hey you forgot too that it’s a hardcore match also.
Max Myers: Even better.
*Max Myers lets out a wicked laugh as the scene fades to black*
Ricky Cruise: Yes sir. We will be at the grand opening on Monday. No thank you sir.
*Ricky hangs up the phone*
Ricky Cruise: We got another Max Muscle grand opening we got to go too on Monday.
Max Myers: Cool just another place to go and show off at. Maybe not playing football isn't so bad. I'm making more money than I ever could have imagined and I get to see all these hot chicks.
*Two fat chicks walk by and look back at Max. Max grimaces.*
Max Myers: Well just not in Milwaukee. These girls look like they got hit in the face with the ugly bat and then realized it and ate and ate and ate and then noticed their feelings and ate them too. I don't want to be in this hell hole anymore. I want to go back to Denver or even better Los Angeles or Miami. How long will we get to go there?
Ricky Cruise: Well you get to go back to Colorado for Monday. Loveland has a Max Muscle opening up.
Max Myers: Cool I get to head back to Loveland. The site of one of my best high school football moments.
Ricky Cruise: What happened there?
Max Myers: I had 15 sacks in a game which is the High School record in the state of Colorado. The previous record was 7. I had a little over twice as many sacks in a game as the previous record holder had. The best part of that was that happened my sophomore year at Cherry Creek High School. I went up against an offensive line that was ranked number one in the state and I went out and destroyed it. We also won the state championship that year. The next year we also won the state championship and I set the state record for sacks in a season with 50. That is twice as many sacks as the previous record holder had and I also set the record for tackles in a season with 280 tackles in a season. The previous record holder had 38 less tackles then that and he was a Linebacker who typically get more tackles than anyone else. I was a defensive lineman which just shows how dominate I truly am.
Ricky Cruise: Wow. What happened during Senior Year?
Max Myers: More of the same. We won the state championship for an unprecedented third time in a row. That year I became the single most dominate defensive player to ever play in the state of Colorado. I set the record for sacks in a career and for tackles in a career. Both numbers are so high that I highly doubt that anyone will ever come close to breaking any of those records I set. I lettered all four years I was in high school even though my freshman year was only for special teams but I had some major hits on special teams including break one guys leg in 4 places.
Ricky Cruise: That's insane.
Max Myers: Not really. What was really insane was all the calls I was getting from colleges that were recruiting me. I would get home from school and there would be 50 voice messages at home waiting for me ranging anywhere from the University of Southern California to East Texas Baptist University. I was being offered full ride scholarships no matter where I went. I decided to go to the University of Texas. I played there between 2003 and 2006 and graduated in 2007. The one thing that happened in college was that I never lived up to the hype. I mean I was good in college but I was never great. This pissed me off more than anything in the world. I still decided to enter the NFL draft. No one drafted me. I signed as an undrafted free agent with the Packers. I was cut after the 3rd week of games. I then signed with the Denver Broncos and was on the practice squad until I was cut at the end of training camp last year. I was so pissed off that I retired from football. I then decided to get into professional wrestling.
Ricky Cruise: Did you go to wrestling school?
Max Myers: Yes, I went to Altitude Pro Wrestling Academy in Denver and was training there for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week for 4 months. I then started working for a wrestling promotion in Denver called Fusion Pro Wrestling and worked for them until a month ago when I got called by Leonard Fox to come work for New Championship Wrestling. In my first match I am teamed up with a former World Champion in Xavier Cross who has pretty much done nothing recently except beat the joke that is Fergus Callaghan and this team is taking on former World Champion Falcon. To his credit he has turned his career around in a way.
Ricky Cruise: How is that?
Max Myers: Well he is ****ing the sister of the guy who is ****ing the boss’s daughter so in some sort of twisted way this guy has power in this company. Plus he must be doing something right in his career since he does get to face me in my first match. Well little bird man. I hope that you tell your sweet little Zelda your last goodbye and I hope for your sake you can fly high because if I get my hands on you I will make you feel true pain. I will make you wish that you had ended up being a man juice stain on my mom's chest. If I get my hands on you I will show you just what kind of force comes from the Rocky Mountain region. I'll show you what caused athletes to tremble when they heard the name Max Myers. I look forward to our confrontation on Friday Night. It will just be the first stepping stone on my path to dominance.
Ricky Cruise: Hey you forgot too that it’s a hardcore match also.
Max Myers: Even better.
*Max Myers lets out a wicked laugh as the scene fades to black*