Post by Xavier Williams on Jun 18, 2010 20:15:48 GMT -6
Bishop: Bro whassup man, go the word, what is the deal?
I don't know man.... it's just basically a sacrifice..
I mean he did diddle Zelda, she's kind of young...
So?
It's weird man...
Their adults and they can do adult things, and what the **** am I gonna do about it... tell them not to be together.
I get it, but weird.. it's some creepy Chris Hansen **** going down...
You... are retarded.
Still.. *Bishop's thoughts trail off as he is clicking away on the computer* HA! Number one trending topic on Twitter, #SaveZeldasinnocence.
The internet white knights are storming the castle.
(Laughs) Yea... they wish they were storming her castle... Hey, check this out...
What?
Xavier gets up from the chair and looks at the laptop monitor, he wear some screen and other clashing sounds Xavier just smiles...
ZAN DATSU MOTHER****ERS!
Obviously just watched the trailer for Metal Gear Solid: Rising, and lets be honest, if you've seen it, you'd be hyped too. Zan Dastu? Cut and Take? ****ING WATERMELON CUTTING PRECISISON!... Anyway, Xavier walks back over to his desk, and leans back in his chair.
You know we have to get Zelda over for some gaming..
Yeah...
Xavier looks at Bishop... he tosses a plush football at him and he gets up to walk to another room
What was that for?
I could read it on your face... I get it, you want to nail Zelda, so does half the internet, and that sis why they are flipping the **** out, Falcon got to the panties before them.
Still, I'd put money on Steve Awesome unlocking that lock...
Xavier walks back into the room water in hand
Wait..?
What?
You had to leave to get that water, you couldn't just make it appear magically from nowhere?
... Yea.. I'm not Sexy Jason
Thank God for that...
Xavier and Bishop share a quick chuckle as Xavier walks over to the camera and clicks it off.
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Sometimes we gotta do things we don't want to do. My wife LOVES Twilight... don't know why. She's smart, she's got her Bachelor's , was a high achiever in high school, but she loves that mindless babble.. And if you want a happy woman, you have to do unhappy things, meet parents, hold purses, and... see Twilight...
What does this have to do with wrestling?
Suspense, I have to go against Falcon. Okay, that's cool... it's an Xtreme Match, okay... I'm still fine with it. But then I find out, it's handicap match, me and Max Myers will take on Falcon, One on two. Okay, I get that Rob Diamond is doing this in order to see the complete destruction for his own personal entertainment, I've said it before, and I'll say it again...
I'm done being people's puppet
I'll wrestle the match, but I'm doing it because I like the notion of getting paid for doing work. But I'll be honest, it doesn't sit right with me, it sucks, but I'm gonna be straight up and say it... Falcon when me and you are int he ring you're not gonna have to worry about me pulling out weapons or trying to cheat... it's not my style, unlike a few other in our business... I have honor.
But don't take this as, I'm gonna have pity on you, you are my opponent and I did say last week, I'm going for the top... and if you standing in my way, then... you have to fall, it's simple as that.
It's a chance to more forward and it would be foolish for me to not this chance and run with it and win over Falcon... is a win over Falcon.
I know it's all about respect and sometimes we are dealt bad cards, but.. I'd be foolish not to play with the hand I dealt. SO Falcon, when the match end, I'll shake your hand and let you, it's just business... nothing personal
End.
I don't know man.... it's just basically a sacrifice..
I mean he did diddle Zelda, she's kind of young...
So?
It's weird man...
Their adults and they can do adult things, and what the **** am I gonna do about it... tell them not to be together.
I get it, but weird.. it's some creepy Chris Hansen **** going down...
You... are retarded.
Still.. *Bishop's thoughts trail off as he is clicking away on the computer* HA! Number one trending topic on Twitter, #SaveZeldasinnocence.
The internet white knights are storming the castle.
(Laughs) Yea... they wish they were storming her castle... Hey, check this out...
What?
Xavier gets up from the chair and looks at the laptop monitor, he wear some screen and other clashing sounds Xavier just smiles...
ZAN DATSU MOTHER****ERS!
Obviously just watched the trailer for Metal Gear Solid: Rising, and lets be honest, if you've seen it, you'd be hyped too. Zan Dastu? Cut and Take? ****ING WATERMELON CUTTING PRECISISON!... Anyway, Xavier walks back over to his desk, and leans back in his chair.
You know we have to get Zelda over for some gaming..
Yeah...
Xavier looks at Bishop... he tosses a plush football at him and he gets up to walk to another room
What was that for?
I could read it on your face... I get it, you want to nail Zelda, so does half the internet, and that sis why they are flipping the **** out, Falcon got to the panties before them.
Still, I'd put money on Steve Awesome unlocking that lock...
Xavier walks back into the room water in hand
Wait..?
What?
You had to leave to get that water, you couldn't just make it appear magically from nowhere?
... Yea.. I'm not Sexy Jason
Thank God for that...
Xavier and Bishop share a quick chuckle as Xavier walks over to the camera and clicks it off.
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Sometimes we gotta do things we don't want to do. My wife LOVES Twilight... don't know why. She's smart, she's got her Bachelor's , was a high achiever in high school, but she loves that mindless babble.. And if you want a happy woman, you have to do unhappy things, meet parents, hold purses, and... see Twilight...
What does this have to do with wrestling?
Suspense, I have to go against Falcon. Okay, that's cool... it's an Xtreme Match, okay... I'm still fine with it. But then I find out, it's handicap match, me and Max Myers will take on Falcon, One on two. Okay, I get that Rob Diamond is doing this in order to see the complete destruction for his own personal entertainment, I've said it before, and I'll say it again...
I'm done being people's puppet
I'll wrestle the match, but I'm doing it because I like the notion of getting paid for doing work. But I'll be honest, it doesn't sit right with me, it sucks, but I'm gonna be straight up and say it... Falcon when me and you are int he ring you're not gonna have to worry about me pulling out weapons or trying to cheat... it's not my style, unlike a few other in our business... I have honor.
But don't take this as, I'm gonna have pity on you, you are my opponent and I did say last week, I'm going for the top... and if you standing in my way, then... you have to fall, it's simple as that.
It's a chance to more forward and it would be foolish for me to not this chance and run with it and win over Falcon... is a win over Falcon.
I know it's all about respect and sometimes we are dealt bad cards, but.. I'd be foolish not to play with the hand I dealt. SO Falcon, when the match end, I'll shake your hand and let you, it's just business... nothing personal
End.