Post by Kelly Fox on Jun 28, 2010 10:13:00 GMT -6
OPENING
Look, it's another Knitelife... hoo-freaking-ray for me. How you people have been treating me, I shouldn't be even doing this. The death threats, the throwing trash at me, real mature for you bunch of lowlifes. You make me sick! You see me going through all this pain and how do you respond? By throwing nacho cheese on me?! Just because Zelda got herself hurt, yes.. that's right I said it, it's her fault! If she wouldn't of put her arm down she would have been fine, that's the first thing they teach you... don't try and brace yourself by sticking your arm down when falling. I did nothing wrong here people! You know what, forget it, boo me, scream at me, do whatever you want, because I don't -explicative- care anymore. I'm going to be a professional here and I'm going to bring you another exciting Knitelife even though none of you NCW fans deserve it.
Lets get on with it shall we? Last week's poll was over the no dead and gone Suspense, we asked If you were going to miss it and with the answer was “no”, running away with the poll. Over 50% of the votes went in favor of the flat out “no” answer. Well I guess that means it was good that we got rid of the show since apparently nobody liked it. Ha ha. Suspense served it's purpose, but I have to agree with all of you, I think it's time was done. These web matches are exciting and really pump up the fans before the show hits the airwaves, I hope all of you enjoy them too.
Now this week, we're going with something we've done before. You all may remember when you helped get a Showcase match booked at A Night to Remember because of your overwhelming votes for it in a poll we had before the show. It really caught the eye of NCW officials and I've been asked to do it again, but not for Picture Perfect... but for Ascension. That's right, now along with Picking the name and theme song to the pay per view, you'll also get to pick a match type for one of the matches! Isn't that great!? I know you'll love it.
Your choices are listed above and it's whatever you want. You get two picks here, so make them worthwhile and lets see what you fans want, lets see if we can make Ascension a truly fan made pay per view. Should be very interesting.
LAST WEEK'S REVIEW
So we had some good shows, one that I'd like to point out featured me in a match, but I'll get to that later. Trauma was great with Tara Fenix defeating The Cat Lady to become the new #1 contender to the Women's championship, Sephiroth Du Lac defeating Xavier cross, and my maybe ex-husband taking on fellow former world champion Xavier Williams.
However, Collision.. it was crap. First in what was probably the highlight of the night we had Burns and Brad Kane opening the show with an Up Late segment where Burns hijacked the NCW feed, and this little budding feud between them doesn't look to be budding at all anymore, it's in full bloom here. Philip Burns is out to make a name for himself. So you're asking yourself right about now “why did you think it was crap for Kelly?” well, let me put it like this, we had some good matches on the show, from the opener where me and Maria put up a valiant attempt in a losing effort to Charlie Velez taking on Gabriel Karras, however the show was just too choked up with nonsense, it was infuriating.
We had this silly “Dirty Triathalon” that went nowhere other then to really tick off the censors. We had my dad making a tag match at Picture Perfect where I have to fight my husband! Like things weren't rocky enough between us right now? Of course, I know that's his and Steve's plan... but still. You have Andrew Jacobsen and Brad Kane showing a great deal of respect for each other, but come on.. finish the damn match people! That's what the fans want to see, then we had Rob Diamond book this completely unfair match for Zelda... who hasn't even been cleared to wrestle by doctors yet!
There was a lot of garbage to weed through here. There were some good matches, some good high points, but there was just too much of the other crap for my liking. 5.9.
PREVIEW OF THIS WEEK
LAST WEEK'S RECORD:: 6-3 :: There were so many no contests or goofyness that I just couldn't get anything going, however I did get 100% of Trauma right. That's a good thing. However I got 100% of the Webshow wrong.
OVERALL RECORD:: 102-62 :: I broke 100 correct picks! It's a milestone I tell you. A freaking milestone! Maybe not.. but hey, I'm excited because I'm also 40 up in the win column here.
UPSET OF THE WEEK RECORD:: 7-8 :: Am i destined to never break .500 here? I swear every time I tie it up... I get knocked back down.
Saturday Night Trauma
Singles Match
Charlaine Jones vs. Ashlie Ember
She's the sister of Alex Jones and a lot better than that skank Ashlie. Hey Ashlie... ! You're not a wrestler!
Non Title Triple Threat Match
Tommy Victor vs. Freakke vs. Venom
I'm going to have to go with the new crowned honor champion here. It's his first match back and he's going to want to make a splash in this Champion vs. Champion vs. Champion match.
Singles Match
Malcolm Reed vs. Tempestad
Tempestad.... easy.
Four Way Match
JFK vs. Sephiroth Du Lac vs. Louis Armstrong vs. Xavier Williams
This is a hard one to pick, four very good wrestlers but Du Lac has been fantastic lately and I don't see him slowing down anytime soon.
!!!UPSET OF THE WEEK!!!
Main Event: Singles Match
Alex Jones vs. Steve Awesome
I want to go with Steve.. shocking I know.. but I have to pick an upset right?
Collision Web Match
Singles Match
Nate Wolfe vs. Max Myers
Myers is just too big and too strong for this new guy, tough draw kid.
Singles Match
Evan Andrews vs. Alex Throwbridge
I didn't know what to expect from Andrews last week, but I do this week and I love what I'm seeing.
Singles Match
The Cat lady vs. Cleopatra
Cat Lady is big, strong, and scary, but Cleopatra's technical skills are second to none.
Sunday Night Collision
Tag Team Match
Will Washington and Ian Kline vs. Charlie Velez and Andrew Jacobsen
I don't think Velez and Jacobsen can work together as a team here. They're facing the tag team champions, where Teamwork is a must.
Triple Threat Match
Destructor vs. Gabriel Karras vs. Joe Everyman vs Seth Evans
A tough pick between Destructor, Evans, and Karras. It really could go either way, Everyman doesn't stand a chance.
Singles Match
DDK, GQ, and Obsidian vs. Ron Gibson, Amber Ashe, and Russell
I'm going to go with a no contest here. Mainly, because I don't know what the hell is going on with this match.
Singles Match
Rob Diamond vs. Doc
I reluctantly pick Rob Diamond because Doc has been slumping pretty hard latley, but I fully believe Doc is capable of winning this match in a heartbeat.
Singles Match
Adam Knite vs. Philip Burns
Burns has been fantastic lately, and he'll give Adam everything he can handle plus more, but in the end I think Adam comes out with it.
nCw World Women's Championship: HandiCap Cage Match
Zelda Knite* vs. Tara Fenix and Mystery Opponant
Zelda's injured, she's not been cleared to wrestle and she's going against two women in a cage match, I feel bad for her.. we're going to finally have a new Women's champion.
Main Event: Non Title Singles Match
Brad Kane vs. Falcon
Another tough one to pick. Falcon has had some trouble with Brad Kane in the past, and I think he knows that. He wants to come out and beat him, so I think a very focused Falcon does.
THE FAB FIVE
5. Ayla St. James :: Great win, and you know what, I think it's good that she got rid of Cleo, about time she stopped that "Mistress" crap.
4. Exclamation Point :: He picked up the very impressive victory for his team.
3. Charlie Velez :: He defeated Gabriel Karras which hasn't been an easy task of late, so I call that impressive.
2. Joe Everyman :: He keeps winning people, I hate to admit it, but he maybe on to something here.
1. Sephiroth Du Lac :: The undead warrior looks invincible right now. Somebody needs to get some garlic.
WHAT TO KEEP AN EYE ON
One word.. Venom. The man seems to be over his migraines, he seems to have a new focus and he's been declared the new Honor champion. I don't know how to describe it, but I think there is something there that wasn't before he took his break, something in his eyes, the way he moves tells me he's getting ready to wreck havoc on this roster.
Make sure to watch this main event on Collision, I know that typically goes without saying, that's why I usually don't. However this one is pay per view, main event, last man standing match worthy. This is going to be a good one people, especially since I've been told Falcon really wants this.
Sephiroth Du Lac, I said it above and I'll say it again here, the man is ripping people apart right now. It seems being with Maria has really made something click, the monster is dangerous again, and he'll be main eventing very soon, so make sure to watch his rise, and remember you heard it here first.
Finally, make sure to watch this match on trauma where we have three NCW champions going against each other in a three way match. It should be fantastic.
THE KNITELINE
Frederick Cannigan; Lost
After hearing the news about Suspense closing down, and Joe Everyman's recent dominant behavior on that show... he seemed to become the face of Suspense. Do you think it was his winning streak that actually killed it?
OMG! I hadn't thought about that, but you know what... that makes so much sense. The declind of Suspense is mutually Inclusive to Joe Everyman's winning streak.. oh man, we better warn the webhost right now!
Dweezil McFinnegan; Ayr, Scotland
Hey, does anybody remember Sally Martinez? Whatever happened to her?
We have no idea, she was released from her contract upon request and after that, she sort of never resurfaced. Maybe she'll be back one day, she was a good talent and she'd be welcomed back in NCW.
B. Freakke, My Van near some Podunk diner I have no clue where is
Listen, I normally am not the one to ask for personal help or stuff like that, but I have a real issue right now. In the past week I have been chloroformed, assaulted with a cast iron skillet, and forced to living in my van because I am being stalked by Magically Delicious. The question I have right now Kelly is this, do you know of anything I can do to get these two to leave me the hell alone stop short of killing them? Wait...Ohh God they found me....
Just tell them there is no all you can eat buffet within a hundred miles of where you're at, they'll run off, I promise you that.
Craig, Iowa
What is up with this Angel and AJ rivalry? I know AJ has been trying to get in the ring with this guy for quite some time but did he really have to go and steal his family away in order to get it? It just seems like there are much easier ways in wrestling to get in the ring with someone.
I think it goes much further than just wanting a match against Angel. Alex believes Hayleigh is his daughter, he loves her, I believe that. Alex is going about this wrong and his having hayleigh call him "good daddy" and Angel "bad daddy" is disgusting.
Obsidian, Burger King drive through;
HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU INJURE ZELDA! MY ZELDA! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SISTERS! HER CLONE JUST BANGED FALCON! SHE DIDN'T NEED THIS TOO! SHE CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES NOW! I HOPE YOUR BABY GETS ACNE! So my question is, where can I send flowers?
Why can't people just accept the fact that it was an accident?! I'm sorry, I've said it a million times, I didn't mean for it to happen and I had no idea Steve was there distracting her. I'd probably just send the flowers to the arena if I were you, best of way of her getting them I'd say.
Greg, Ohio
I was just wondering where you learned to both moves like that? Did you go to the same wrestling school as Goldberg
I didn't botch the move.. it was just that I didn't realize Zelda wasn't paying attention as I ran up the ropes and she tried to stop from being taken off but it was too late, then when she turned, but instinct she put her arm down and I'm really sorry about it, but there is nothing I could of done to prevent it.
MY CLOSING THOUGHTS
I like the Honor title, I'm glad to see it back and I think Venom will do the title justice. It's not everyday you get to see a match that is completely dedicated to fair play.
I don't want to be in this match against Adam and Zelda. I just want this all to end, please?
Anybody see the news that NCW has hired two new female wrestlers? The sister of Alex Jones, a former MMA fighter trying to break into this business and Ashlie Ember... Adam's ex-girlfriend and a talent agent who is trying to break into wrestling. I'd just like to point out that Adam left her for me, I'm kind of proud of that.
Sometimes I wonder why I open my big mouth, last week I say I like Rob Diamond as the General Manager, then he comes out and books a handicap match in a cage, for a major title, while the champion is still nursing an injury.... geez. I guess you have to take the good with the bad sometimes.
So Charlie Velez versus Andrew Jacobsen at Picture Perfect? That's sexy.
I've been told that Wisconson state detectives have been investigating Ron Gibson in the case of a murdered sack of potatoes. Ron has refused to issue an official statement, but this could be breaking news in upcoming weeks.
Well, I think that's all I've got in me for this week. I'm tired, and I'm hurt and I just don't know what I'm going to do anymore. Just looking up into Adam's eyes as he looked down at me, like I was an enemy, like he couldn't stand my presence.. it was the worst pain I've ever felt. I didn't know it was humanly possible to hurt that much. I don't know what I would do without him.... Adam... I love you, please believe me.
-- Kelly Knite