Brad Kane
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...::What I Get::...
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Post by Brad Kane on Oct 24, 2010 11:34:25 GMT -6
Brad Kane and Evan Andrews sitting around in one of the locker rooms in the arena. Both men are busy getting their ring gear on while discussing a few things.
Brad Kane: Dude, did you seriously see those guys say we got our name from Twilight?
Evan Andrews: Yep...
Neither of them say anything for a moment, going back to focusing on beating Knitington.
Brad Kane: Do they not listen to Iron Maiden? I knew they were a little weird but not to get that it's Iron Maiden and not some faggoty vampire series just made this personal.
Evan Andrews: Sure we might've gotten dragged to the crap because of our wives but we got sex out of it.
Brad Kane: Fantastic sex too. But the point is this, why in the hell are they making fun of our team name when we are using a song as the name for our team by one of the greatest metal bands of all damn time. Certainly beats a lame ass TV show, don't ya think?
Evan just nods his head and stands up, taking a few practice kicks into the air.
Brad Kane: Way to be idiots, fellas. Peace.
Camera leaves the room.
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Post by Will Washington on Oct 24, 2010 11:41:08 GMT -6
We open on Will Washington, taping up his fists.
Will Washington: "Got dragged or went completely willingly, loved it, and then blogged about how Robert Pattinson is THE actor of our generation?"
He chuckles.
Will Washington: "Exactly. Don't act like people don't read that stuff. You really thought 'Rad Ane' was going to through anyone off?"
Dumbass.
Will Washington: "And stop talking about sex so much with another guy in the room. People are starting to get the wrong idea about you."
End.
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Post by Adam Knite on Oct 24, 2010 12:29:02 GMT -6
[Before the big humongous amazing web show that is surely going to get the entire Internets' attention, Adam sits with Kelly in his arms at the arena. They stare at a TV monitor, Adam blinks, he seems confused.]
Adam: .....
Kelly: What's wrong Adam?
Adam: That's weird...
Kelly: Huh?
Adam: I never realized so many Twilight fans were also such rabid Iron Maiden followers.
Kelly: Yeah and I really didn't peg the guy who used to run around in a fruity Mardi Gras mask and genie pants as a guy who enjoyed 70's rock.
Adam: I don't know, he looks pretty Freddie Mercury to me.
[Fade Out]
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Post by Evan Andrews on Oct 24, 2010 16:19:31 GMT -6
Evan Andrews and Brad Kane are shown preparing for their match against Knightington; after taking a moment to listen to the "words of wisdom" offered by their opponents, the members of Total Eclipse shake their heads and exchange smirks as they resume their preparations.
Evan: Well, that was a brilliant example of talking a lot and not saying anything of worth...
Brad: Whaddaya expect, man? Doesn't surprise me that Washington said what he did, 'cause he's always been the type to be more concerned with masturbating his own ego...and that of Adam's...To ever consider the possibilty that other people might be aroused by something else.
Evan: So, what you're saying then is that Will said what he did because he couldn't get laid if someone put a gun to his head...
Brad: Will couldn't get laid if Adam offered up his naked wife on a silver platter and gave him explicit instructions on how to please her...
Evan: Wasn't that whole that whole mess with Steve Awesome started? I heard rumors in the back that Steve followed instructions too well...
Brad: Oh, I heard them too, bro...Not sayin' if they were true or not...But ya never know.
Evan: Either way, all this does is seal their fate, as far as I'm concerned. If Will wants to hurl insults and make jokes that would insult the intelligence of a retarded parakeet; and if Adam wants to make childish remarks about my sexuality and musical taste, then they're welcome to do so. And, we in turn, have the right to use their words as motivation and make them choke on every one.
Brad: Sounds like a plan...Serves 'em right for acting like jack-asses... Evan: Indeed. It will serve Will right for confusing obnoxiousness with a personality, and Adam for being so arrogant, and having a wife that resembles a singer that makes Celine Dion seem bearable...
God I hate Avril Lavigne...Chicks like her make me ashamed to be Canadian.
Brad: Oh no you didn't...!!!!
Evan: Oh yes I did...'Cause if Will and Adam really wanna make this personal, then I'm more than willing to play their game, and to play it even better than they could ever hope to do in the course of their miserable lives.
*shrugs* Either way, we're gonna win, Brad...Either way, the members of the team that are probably better described as "A-Wash" are going to be totally eclipsed when we step inside the ring.
Brad smiles and nods his agreement, and Evan punctuates this final statement with a quick combination of punches and continues to shadow box as the scene fades.
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Post by Will Washington on Oct 24, 2010 16:44:54 GMT -6
Knitington sits around, still waiting for their slaughtering of Total Eclipse of the Heart to begin. Will scrolls through some emails on his phone and a huge smile comes over his face. He calls over to Adam.Will: "Hahaha man. I can't believe it. Check out these photos I was just forwarded! It's Terminus and Reckless Jack at the Twilight Total Eclipse premiere!" click here: www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/7995/7995.jpgAdam: "Aww. Brad is so happy to be there that he's crying!" Will: "Megan really does look better on camera though." Adam: "Yeah she does......Holy crap! Open that one!" click here: usasians-pictures.tripod.com/pic-mark-dacascos4.jpgWill: "Man. Andrews really went all out for that. The man is dedicated." Adam: "First a mask and now make-up? He's got some serious issues." Will: "Come on man. Let them have their fun. A couple of 30 somethings with a love of Twilight can't be that bad can it?" Adam: "It can and it is." Will: "Ah well. We're going to beat them tonight and never see them again, so it doesn't really matter." Adam: "Back of the line bitches." click here: www.newmoonmovie.org/images/robert_pattinson300a.jpgRobert Pattinson says: "I love Total Eclipse! Hooray!" END.
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Post by Evan Andrews on Oct 24, 2010 17:35:37 GMT -6
Evan Andrews is shown wrapping the final layer of tape on his wrist, and shrugs slightly as he watches Adam Knite and Will Washington continue to insult the intelligence of a mentally challenged two year old with their 'hilarious antics'; and then smiles as he glances in Brad's direction.Evan: Hey Brad...You ever hear the saying that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? Brad: Yeah... Evan: Well, perhaps our opponents should take that advice sometime, 'cause if they're gonna attempt to portray us in a certain way for the sake of their own personal amusement, then that gives us the right to do the same thing, doesn't it? Brad: Sure does...Guess it's time to bust out some of the photos that were taken of them in the past...Which one you wanna show first,bro? Evan: Well, let's start with the best known photo of the All-American Patriot.... With that, the camera zooms in the following photo that Evan tapes to the wall....Brad: In fairness, Will's appearance has changed since then... Evan: Yeah, he's actually gained weight... Brad: True. Still, I'm not certain that it's any worse to look at than one of Adam and Kelly's wedding photos... Evan: You mean this one? Brad: ...Yeah. That one...Although maybe you should put that picture away, 'cause we actually want people to tune in tonight, and watch us kick whatever's left of Adam and Will's brains straight out of their skull. Evan: They have brains? Could have fooled me from the way they've been acting... Brad: Well, yeah. Still, that shouldn't stop us from beating their asses from pillar to post, and kicking their heads off when we're done, should it? Evan: Nope...The fact that they've spent the past couple of days acting like overgrown frat boys is gonna make that experience even more enjoyable. Adam and Will don't have the first damned clue who they're dealing with... And I'm gonna enjoy seeing the looks on their faces when they find out how wrong they were to disrespect us when it wasn't really necessary for them to do so. Brad: Word... With that, the members of Total Eclipse turn their attention back to their final preparations, and await the moment when they can force feed their opponents a dirt of kicks and backfists that will ensure that they're in no position to utter any more words of wisdom in the future.
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Post by Will Washington on Oct 24, 2010 22:37:55 GMT -6
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