Post by Steve Awesome on Nov 28, 2010 19:13:37 GMT -6
It’s another episode of the nail biting, edge of your seat, show that’s sweeping the leg of the nation. Once again we find Jayson Matthews greeting us on camera. His skin was now bronzed on top of a frosted hair cut. He was dressed in a fine pressed suit.
“Hello everyone…I am Jayson Matthews. I am the best reality host there ever was so Ryan Seacrest…eat your heart out. This is Awesome Love, the show you can’t help but love, and were back again to enter your homes and make you fall in love with us all over again……OR ELSE….”
Jayson glares into the camera.
“*Ahem*, anyways, tonight’s show is going to be great. For your viewing pleasure we have organized a house wide game of naked twister. It’s gonna be a good one folks. The girls are filing in as we speak and the star is here so let’s bring it on over to him…ladies and germs….Steve Awesome!”
The camera pans over to find Steve Awesome standing next to Jayson. As the girls all walk in, dressed in basically nothing, Steve’s head weaves up and down and left and right through the crowd. He pulls his sunglasses off to get a better view, but for some reason he doesn’t seem pleased.
“Is this all of them?”
He says whispering to Jayson. Matthews just shrugs, but doesn’t take his eyes off the hotties standing before him.
“I think so.”
Jayson starts to count them out with his fingers.
“Let’s see that’s one…two…three….four….”
He starts to count in his head.
“Twelve. Twelve boobs. Wait…what was I supposed to count again?”
Awesome just sighs and shakes his head.
“You’re an idiot. There’s one girl missing. Andrea isn’t here.”
“Pfft…so what? I figured you’d be happy about her not being here.”
Jayson glances over to Steve to see him walking away.
“I gotta find her.”
Jayson doesn’t understand.
“Why? You got six chicks here that are smoking hot. Why do you want old and flabby?”
Steve smirks.
“There’s just something I gotta do.”
“Well what am I supposed to do?”
Steve simply shrugs.
“Your in a room by yourself with six girls. I’m sure you could figure out something….”
Awesome walks off in search of Andrea, leaving Jayson to stall for time.
“Uh…anybody want to see a magic trick?”
We cut to find Andrea Jacobsen in her room, packing up her things. A few bottles of Jack Daniels, a bag of Doritos, you know the stuff she came here with. She hangs her head low when she noticed Steve Awesome enter the room.
“Look, I apologize for my sons actions. I don’t know what has gotten into him but I think it’s better for everyone if I just leave now.”
She throws the last few things into her suitcase and starts to shut the top but Steve walks in and stops her.
“What? You can’t leave.”
She sighs. She’s obviously broken up about leaving.
“I have too. Andrew and my husband don’t like me being here…..and I can tell you don’t like me being here….so I’m just going to leave. Problem solved.”
Her eyes tear up a bit but she doesn’t cry.
“Actually, Andrea, it only creates a bigger problem. If you leave, then your not happy.”
She sneers at him and rips the case out of his grip.
“What do you care? You just think I’m some old lady with a drinking problem.”
Steve smiles.
“Aren’t you?”
She glares at him.
“Not helping.”
She picks up her suitcase and heads for the door.
“But that’s only two things…..”
She stops in her tracks.
“…..there’s so much more to you then just two things.”
She slowly turns around and looks at him.
“What are you talking about?”
“Don’t tell me, every member of the Jacobsen clan is that one dimensional. You might be older then some of the other girls in the house and you may have a problem with drinking…the problem of course being you just can’t get enough of it…right?”
She chuckles.
“But it doesn’t stop there Andrea, your also really fun. It’s always a party when Andrea Jacobsen is around. You have a great sense of humor and let’s not forget your really pretty….for an old lady….”
Awesome flashes an innocent grin to let her know he was just kidding. She laughs off the harmless joke but then turns her head.
“Yeah…but your Steve Awesome. All you care about is blonde bimbos in mini skirts.”
Steve stares at her like that comment wasn’t one hundred percent true.
“Yeah…I have had a lot of those in my life.”
Steve grins as he remembers back fondly and Andrea just shakes her head.
“So why am I even here? I don’t fit in. I was stupid for even agreeing to this.”
She turns around again and goes for the door but Steve puts his hand on her shoulder.
“No. I’d be stupid for letting you walk out that door, before I got a chance to get to know you Andrea.”
She slowly turns around again. Her eyes beginning to mist up again.
“So what are you saying?”
“I’m saying, I’ve had so many bimbos in my life, they all blur together. But when I look at you, I see something different. And that’s a good thing! I see a women with depth. I see a women who could win this whole game.”
She looks a little surprised by Steve’s comment.
“I could win Awesome Love?”
Steve nods.
“Yeah, but I’d be the one who felt like a winner…..”
Steve’s magic was in full effect right now. Consider Andrea’s heart melted.
“Please don’t leave, Andrea.”
She glances at Steve and then the door and then back at Steve. An eyebrow raises.
“What are you going to do to stop me?”
Steve considers it for about two seconds and puts his lips on hers. Andrea is consumed with passion and starts kissing him back. She drops the suitcase, Steve drops his pants…and the rest well…..use your imagination.
Fade.
“Hello everyone…I am Jayson Matthews. I am the best reality host there ever was so Ryan Seacrest…eat your heart out. This is Awesome Love, the show you can’t help but love, and were back again to enter your homes and make you fall in love with us all over again……OR ELSE….”
Jayson glares into the camera.
“*Ahem*, anyways, tonight’s show is going to be great. For your viewing pleasure we have organized a house wide game of naked twister. It’s gonna be a good one folks. The girls are filing in as we speak and the star is here so let’s bring it on over to him…ladies and germs….Steve Awesome!”
The camera pans over to find Steve Awesome standing next to Jayson. As the girls all walk in, dressed in basically nothing, Steve’s head weaves up and down and left and right through the crowd. He pulls his sunglasses off to get a better view, but for some reason he doesn’t seem pleased.
“Is this all of them?”
He says whispering to Jayson. Matthews just shrugs, but doesn’t take his eyes off the hotties standing before him.
“I think so.”
Jayson starts to count them out with his fingers.
“Let’s see that’s one…two…three….four….”
He starts to count in his head.
“Twelve. Twelve boobs. Wait…what was I supposed to count again?”
Awesome just sighs and shakes his head.
“You’re an idiot. There’s one girl missing. Andrea isn’t here.”
“Pfft…so what? I figured you’d be happy about her not being here.”
Jayson glances over to Steve to see him walking away.
“I gotta find her.”
Jayson doesn’t understand.
“Why? You got six chicks here that are smoking hot. Why do you want old and flabby?”
Steve smirks.
“There’s just something I gotta do.”
“Well what am I supposed to do?”
Steve simply shrugs.
“Your in a room by yourself with six girls. I’m sure you could figure out something….”
Awesome walks off in search of Andrea, leaving Jayson to stall for time.
“Uh…anybody want to see a magic trick?”
We cut to find Andrea Jacobsen in her room, packing up her things. A few bottles of Jack Daniels, a bag of Doritos, you know the stuff she came here with. She hangs her head low when she noticed Steve Awesome enter the room.
“Look, I apologize for my sons actions. I don’t know what has gotten into him but I think it’s better for everyone if I just leave now.”
She throws the last few things into her suitcase and starts to shut the top but Steve walks in and stops her.
“What? You can’t leave.”
She sighs. She’s obviously broken up about leaving.
“I have too. Andrew and my husband don’t like me being here…..and I can tell you don’t like me being here….so I’m just going to leave. Problem solved.”
Her eyes tear up a bit but she doesn’t cry.
“Actually, Andrea, it only creates a bigger problem. If you leave, then your not happy.”
She sneers at him and rips the case out of his grip.
“What do you care? You just think I’m some old lady with a drinking problem.”
Steve smiles.
“Aren’t you?”
She glares at him.
“Not helping.”
She picks up her suitcase and heads for the door.
“But that’s only two things…..”
She stops in her tracks.
“…..there’s so much more to you then just two things.”
She slowly turns around and looks at him.
“What are you talking about?”
“Don’t tell me, every member of the Jacobsen clan is that one dimensional. You might be older then some of the other girls in the house and you may have a problem with drinking…the problem of course being you just can’t get enough of it…right?”
She chuckles.
“But it doesn’t stop there Andrea, your also really fun. It’s always a party when Andrea Jacobsen is around. You have a great sense of humor and let’s not forget your really pretty….for an old lady….”
Awesome flashes an innocent grin to let her know he was just kidding. She laughs off the harmless joke but then turns her head.
“Yeah…but your Steve Awesome. All you care about is blonde bimbos in mini skirts.”
Steve stares at her like that comment wasn’t one hundred percent true.
“Yeah…I have had a lot of those in my life.”
Steve grins as he remembers back fondly and Andrea just shakes her head.
“So why am I even here? I don’t fit in. I was stupid for even agreeing to this.”
She turns around again and goes for the door but Steve puts his hand on her shoulder.
“No. I’d be stupid for letting you walk out that door, before I got a chance to get to know you Andrea.”
She slowly turns around again. Her eyes beginning to mist up again.
“So what are you saying?”
“I’m saying, I’ve had so many bimbos in my life, they all blur together. But when I look at you, I see something different. And that’s a good thing! I see a women with depth. I see a women who could win this whole game.”
She looks a little surprised by Steve’s comment.
“I could win Awesome Love?”
Steve nods.
“Yeah, but I’d be the one who felt like a winner…..”
Steve’s magic was in full effect right now. Consider Andrea’s heart melted.
“Please don’t leave, Andrea.”
She glances at Steve and then the door and then back at Steve. An eyebrow raises.
“What are you going to do to stop me?”
Steve considers it for about two seconds and puts his lips on hers. Andrea is consumed with passion and starts kissing him back. She drops the suitcase, Steve drops his pants…and the rest well…..use your imagination.
Fade.