Post by Freakke on Dec 17, 2010 12:50:22 GMT -6
Yeah I Don't have a Song to Go Here
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After dealing with Hexx's mishaps with the Bird, the shorthanded crew of the SeaBitch. A few days of slow trudging through cold Arctic waters finally brought the group to a patch of ice close to the Northern most part of the world. The ship ran into the ice and the four men disembarked quietly.
”So this is the North Pole....”
”Yep.”
They stared into the white snowy oblivion stretched before them.
“I go no further mates.”
Freakke turned to the old man, thankful to be rid of him at the least.
”Well, thanks for the ride.”
“Just one thing there boy. Go that way, turn right, and ye'll find yerself a cave. My cousin lives there. He will know where Dr. Hitler's lair is. He can help ye finish yer quest.”
”Is he crazy like you?”
“He makes me look sane there boyo.”
”Peachy. There's no way around it is there?”
“Not really, I just be the tour guide.”
Freakke blinked as the old man turned to Hexx and then shuttered. He moved on to Mr. Happy and sealed all of their fates.
“My cousin has some candy if your peckish.”
”CANDY!!!”
Freakke turned to the Old Man.
”I hate you so much.”
“Well, good luck.”
The Old man got into his boat and sailed away. Freakke, Hexx, and Mr. Happy, so hyped up he couldn't sit still, all sat there watching.
”Does it bother anyone that we're in our wrestling clothes which mostly means pants, maybe a shirt, and face paint and we're in sub zero temperature and none of us are frozen to death yet?”
”Not really. It's best not to question it when we're benefiting.”
Hexx nodded.
”CANDY!!!!!”
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Finally, after many hours of walking, they found a cave. Freakke and Hexx both looked at each other Mr. Happy just ran inside.
”CANDY!!!!!”
Hexx sighed as Freakke followed the other clown slowly. At first it was just an ice cave, but then, Freakke and Hexx could see the fire. At the end of the cave a was a small hut. The two walked in slowly, quietly, expecting to see a horrid old man. They did. The Old Man from the boat sat there at the fire poking it with Mr. Happy munching on peanut brittle to his right.
”Wait...aren't you the guy from the boat?”
“Nope...I'm his cousin. His identical cousin.”
”No, you're the same man. You even have the same peg leg and eye patch.”
“Aye, we were born like that.”
Hexx and Freakke both looked at him as if he were nuts.
“I have supplies and transport prepared for you.”
”How'd you even know we were coming?”
The Old Man looked at them a moment not knowing what to say.
“Dr. Hitler's Fortress is 2 miles South of the North Pole. You'll find it no problem.”
”Whatever, let's just get going.”
“Wait!”
Freakke's eye twitched as the Old Man went into a side room and then shuffled through some stuff. He came back and all three of their eyes went wide.
“Its Dangerous to go alone. Take These.”
”Now we're talking.”
To Be Continued...
--- --- ---
After dealing with Hexx's mishaps with the Bird, the shorthanded crew of the SeaBitch. A few days of slow trudging through cold Arctic waters finally brought the group to a patch of ice close to the Northern most part of the world. The ship ran into the ice and the four men disembarked quietly.
”So this is the North Pole....”
”Yep.”
They stared into the white snowy oblivion stretched before them.
“I go no further mates.”
Freakke turned to the old man, thankful to be rid of him at the least.
”Well, thanks for the ride.”
“Just one thing there boy. Go that way, turn right, and ye'll find yerself a cave. My cousin lives there. He will know where Dr. Hitler's lair is. He can help ye finish yer quest.”
”Is he crazy like you?”
“He makes me look sane there boyo.”
”Peachy. There's no way around it is there?”
“Not really, I just be the tour guide.”
Freakke blinked as the old man turned to Hexx and then shuttered. He moved on to Mr. Happy and sealed all of their fates.
“My cousin has some candy if your peckish.”
”CANDY!!!”
Freakke turned to the Old Man.
”I hate you so much.”
“Well, good luck.”
The Old man got into his boat and sailed away. Freakke, Hexx, and Mr. Happy, so hyped up he couldn't sit still, all sat there watching.
”Does it bother anyone that we're in our wrestling clothes which mostly means pants, maybe a shirt, and face paint and we're in sub zero temperature and none of us are frozen to death yet?”
”Not really. It's best not to question it when we're benefiting.”
Hexx nodded.
”CANDY!!!!!”
--- --- ---
Finally, after many hours of walking, they found a cave. Freakke and Hexx both looked at each other Mr. Happy just ran inside.
”CANDY!!!!!”
Hexx sighed as Freakke followed the other clown slowly. At first it was just an ice cave, but then, Freakke and Hexx could see the fire. At the end of the cave a was a small hut. The two walked in slowly, quietly, expecting to see a horrid old man. They did. The Old Man from the boat sat there at the fire poking it with Mr. Happy munching on peanut brittle to his right.
”Wait...aren't you the guy from the boat?”
“Nope...I'm his cousin. His identical cousin.”
”No, you're the same man. You even have the same peg leg and eye patch.”
“Aye, we were born like that.”
Hexx and Freakke both looked at him as if he were nuts.
“I have supplies and transport prepared for you.”
”How'd you even know we were coming?”
The Old Man looked at them a moment not knowing what to say.
“Dr. Hitler's Fortress is 2 miles South of the North Pole. You'll find it no problem.”
”Whatever, let's just get going.”
“Wait!”
Freakke's eye twitched as the Old Man went into a side room and then shuffled through some stuff. He came back and all three of their eyes went wide.
“Its Dangerous to go alone. Take These.”
”Now we're talking.”
To Be Continued...