Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Feb 22, 2011 0:42:19 GMT -6
*We open with a close-up, low to the ground shot of a tile floor, looking ahead to see a shower curtain hanging over a tub. A bottle of Jim Beam hits the floor.*
THUD
*A grunt is heard as the bottle rolls toward the camera. The camera rises up and to the left to see Curtis Kanyon sitting on the toilet. Don't worry, it's closed and is pants are on. He looks to be waking up, holding a bottle of Southern Comfort close to his chest.*
Curtis: What the? Why am I in the bathroom?
*He looks down to see the bottle of booze in his arms. He looks at it perplexed.*
Curtis: That's funny, I don't feel drunk...
*Curtis stands up, he staggers a little and uses the sink to keep himself standing.*
Curtis: Oh, there's the hangover. But I don't remember drinking. I don't even remember going out to drink.
*Curtis looks out the window.*
Curtis: Apparently, I went out in Cincinnati? This makes no sense!
*Curtis walks over to the shower curtain and opens it to see the tub full of empty bottles of beer. On top of the heap rests his tag team title, shining from the light from the window.*
Curtis: What the hell is going on!? Did I really go out on a bender with my commemorative tag team title from Dirty Deal? And if I did, where's Ron? Wait a minute, I don't think that's my belt, that's not my name.
*Curtis reaches down to grab the belt, he lifts it to read the name, but right as he does, he gets a brutal headache, dropping the title to the floor.*
THUD
*He staggers back and turns to the sink, throwing up. He tries to hold himself up with the sink, however his arms give out and he falls to the floor, out of camera view.*
THUD
*He pulls himself up using the toilet for help, only this time, as he rises, a blond wig sits atop his head.*
DDK: Wow, what a headache! Well, the only way to kill a hangover is to get drunk again!
*DDK picks up the Jim Beam bottle and starts chugging away. He walks out of the bathroom as the scene fades.*
THUD
*A grunt is heard as the bottle rolls toward the camera. The camera rises up and to the left to see Curtis Kanyon sitting on the toilet. Don't worry, it's closed and is pants are on. He looks to be waking up, holding a bottle of Southern Comfort close to his chest.*
Curtis: What the? Why am I in the bathroom?
*He looks down to see the bottle of booze in his arms. He looks at it perplexed.*
Curtis: That's funny, I don't feel drunk...
*Curtis stands up, he staggers a little and uses the sink to keep himself standing.*
Curtis: Oh, there's the hangover. But I don't remember drinking. I don't even remember going out to drink.
*Curtis looks out the window.*
Curtis: Apparently, I went out in Cincinnati? This makes no sense!
*Curtis walks over to the shower curtain and opens it to see the tub full of empty bottles of beer. On top of the heap rests his tag team title, shining from the light from the window.*
Curtis: What the hell is going on!? Did I really go out on a bender with my commemorative tag team title from Dirty Deal? And if I did, where's Ron? Wait a minute, I don't think that's my belt, that's not my name.
*Curtis reaches down to grab the belt, he lifts it to read the name, but right as he does, he gets a brutal headache, dropping the title to the floor.*
THUD
*He staggers back and turns to the sink, throwing up. He tries to hold himself up with the sink, however his arms give out and he falls to the floor, out of camera view.*
THUD
*He pulls himself up using the toilet for help, only this time, as he rises, a blond wig sits atop his head.*
DDK: Wow, what a headache! Well, the only way to kill a hangover is to get drunk again!
*DDK picks up the Jim Beam bottle and starts chugging away. He walks out of the bathroom as the scene fades.*