Post by Zelda Knite on Feb 22, 2011 22:28:45 GMT -6
“Zelda what in the hell is this for?”
“It's the 25th Anniversary of the Legend of Zelda today!”
[Zelda is dressed in a long white, purple, and pink dress with a jeweled crown on her head. She's obivoulsy dolled up in a costume for her namesake's anniversary. She looks at the door and bites down on her bottom lip waiting for him.]
“Zelda.. I don't know... this is a bit far.”
“Oh come on, you dress like a world dominating masked mad man for me....”
“yeah... but this is Joe Everyman levels of fruity.”
[Rob steps out of the bathroom, standing there dressed in a green tunic, white tights, and long green hat with pointy elf ears. Zelda looks at him and her jaw drops as she smiles from ear to ear, excited. She quickly tries to compose herself, unable to believe he'd dress like “Link” for her.]
Zelda: You look.... good.
Rob: Good? That's it? I'm dressed like peter pan and all you can say is good?
[Rob smiles at her after he sees her excited face and her git up. Zelda walks over to him, grabs him by both sides of the face and gently bends him forward to give him a long passionate kiss.]
Zelda: Thank you.
[He instantly melts ♥♥♥.]
Rob: So where are we going?
Zelda: To a party.
Rob: Oh I'm starting ot like this idea.
[We fade out but quickly return with Rob standing with his arms crossed in the doorway of a house... full of nerds, ugly ones... some might even be named Sam or Mark.]
Rob: I thought we were going to be at a real party.. drinking.. music, dancing, and debouchary, that sorta thing.
Zelda: It's a party to celebrate a video games 25 year old release date... so that's your fault.
Rob: You're the only girl here....
Zelda: Nu uh... Sammie over there is a girl...
[Rob looks over to where Zelda is pointing.]
Rob: She's three hundred pounds and she's eating a whole ham.
Zelda: Still counts.
Rob: So doesn't.
Zelda: Either way, Roger's girlfriend is supposed to coming so hush.
[Zelda points over to the guy who is wrapped in toilet paper to resemble a gibdo mummy walking towards them. Roger looks excited to see her.]
Roger: ZELDA! I'm glad you and Link could make it. I was worried you weren't going to be able to convince him.
Zelda: Thanks Roger, I wouldn't miss this... I plan on kicking your butt in the tournament tonight..... so... where's Katie? I thought she was coming?
Roger: Oh she is right here!
[Roger throws up his arm and Zelda and Rob both look around and see nothing not next to him or anywhere the he could possibly be pointing.]
Rob: Dude, if you're talking about your right hand... I'm walking out right now.
Roger: no silly... right here.
[Roger holds up the iPad he was holding and on the screen video chatting is a girl also dressed like Zelda, but she's way fatter and uglier... more like Desiree... could be.]
Katie: Hi! I'm glad to meet you!
Zelda: Oh... she seems nice.
[Roger happily smiles and turns away leaving Z and Rob standing there.]
Zelda: That's just sad.
Rob: I'm glad you said it....
[Some guy walks by dressed like Mario, he extends his arm to Rob, holding a beer.]
Mario: Want a beer link?
Rob: Sure...
[Rob takes it and the man walks away, Rob confused looks at Zelda.]
Rob: Did I just get offered a beer from Super Mario?
Zelda: Yeah Rob... they're geeks... they're not lifeless shrills who don't know how to have fun...
[We fade out again and we see Rob and Zelda sitting on a couch, Rob has his arm around her holding an open drink in his other, sitting next to her is a smal trophy with a video game controller on top of it. They are surrounded by what has to be at least 30 men and women (mostly men) crammed into the room, on couches and the floor, watching the old Legend of Zelda cartoon show.]
Rob: You kicked so much ass in that tournament...
Zelda: I always do.
[Rob kisses Z on the forehead before letting out a yawn. Zelda laughs and squezes him tight.]
Rob: Did you have fun?
Zelda: Yes... I always do with you.
[Rob leans in and whispers in her ear.]
Rob: Can we go and have our own party now?
Zelda: -giggles- ... -nods- We're leaving Roger.... thanks.
[We fade back briefly as Zelda and Rob are back in the room. Zelda reaches around and tries to unzip the dress... but it's not working.]
Zelda: Rob... get this zipper for me...
Rob: No. Leave it on....
[Zelda lets out a quick burst of a laugh before giggling. She shakes her head at Rob.]
Zelda: Ok.. but you're leaving on your costume too...
Rob: Hey... I had no intentions of removing it... well... most of it...
[Rob gently pushes Zelda onto the bed and we fade out as he lifts of the skirt of the dress, for their weird little sex game.... it's pretty disturbing... but that's geeks for ya.]
“It's the 25th Anniversary of the Legend of Zelda today!”
[Zelda is dressed in a long white, purple, and pink dress with a jeweled crown on her head. She's obivoulsy dolled up in a costume for her namesake's anniversary. She looks at the door and bites down on her bottom lip waiting for him.]
“Zelda.. I don't know... this is a bit far.”
“Oh come on, you dress like a world dominating masked mad man for me....”
“yeah... but this is Joe Everyman levels of fruity.”
[Rob steps out of the bathroom, standing there dressed in a green tunic, white tights, and long green hat with pointy elf ears. Zelda looks at him and her jaw drops as she smiles from ear to ear, excited. She quickly tries to compose herself, unable to believe he'd dress like “Link” for her.]
Zelda: You look.... good.
Rob: Good? That's it? I'm dressed like peter pan and all you can say is good?
[Rob smiles at her after he sees her excited face and her git up. Zelda walks over to him, grabs him by both sides of the face and gently bends him forward to give him a long passionate kiss.]
Zelda: Thank you.
[He instantly melts ♥♥♥.]
Rob: So where are we going?
Zelda: To a party.
Rob: Oh I'm starting ot like this idea.
[We fade out but quickly return with Rob standing with his arms crossed in the doorway of a house... full of nerds, ugly ones... some might even be named Sam or Mark.]
Rob: I thought we were going to be at a real party.. drinking.. music, dancing, and debouchary, that sorta thing.
Zelda: It's a party to celebrate a video games 25 year old release date... so that's your fault.
Rob: You're the only girl here....
Zelda: Nu uh... Sammie over there is a girl...
[Rob looks over to where Zelda is pointing.]
Rob: She's three hundred pounds and she's eating a whole ham.
Zelda: Still counts.
Rob: So doesn't.
Zelda: Either way, Roger's girlfriend is supposed to coming so hush.
[Zelda points over to the guy who is wrapped in toilet paper to resemble a gibdo mummy walking towards them. Roger looks excited to see her.]
Roger: ZELDA! I'm glad you and Link could make it. I was worried you weren't going to be able to convince him.
Zelda: Thanks Roger, I wouldn't miss this... I plan on kicking your butt in the tournament tonight..... so... where's Katie? I thought she was coming?
Roger: Oh she is right here!
[Roger throws up his arm and Zelda and Rob both look around and see nothing not next to him or anywhere the he could possibly be pointing.]
Rob: Dude, if you're talking about your right hand... I'm walking out right now.
Roger: no silly... right here.
[Roger holds up the iPad he was holding and on the screen video chatting is a girl also dressed like Zelda, but she's way fatter and uglier... more like Desiree... could be.]
Katie: Hi! I'm glad to meet you!
Zelda: Oh... she seems nice.
[Roger happily smiles and turns away leaving Z and Rob standing there.]
Zelda: That's just sad.
Rob: I'm glad you said it....
[Some guy walks by dressed like Mario, he extends his arm to Rob, holding a beer.]
Mario: Want a beer link?
Rob: Sure...
[Rob takes it and the man walks away, Rob confused looks at Zelda.]
Rob: Did I just get offered a beer from Super Mario?
Zelda: Yeah Rob... they're geeks... they're not lifeless shrills who don't know how to have fun...
[We fade out again and we see Rob and Zelda sitting on a couch, Rob has his arm around her holding an open drink in his other, sitting next to her is a smal trophy with a video game controller on top of it. They are surrounded by what has to be at least 30 men and women (mostly men) crammed into the room, on couches and the floor, watching the old Legend of Zelda cartoon show.]
Rob: You kicked so much ass in that tournament...
Zelda: I always do.
[Rob kisses Z on the forehead before letting out a yawn. Zelda laughs and squezes him tight.]
Rob: Did you have fun?
Zelda: Yes... I always do with you.
[Rob leans in and whispers in her ear.]
Rob: Can we go and have our own party now?
Zelda: -giggles- ... -nods- We're leaving Roger.... thanks.
[We fade back briefly as Zelda and Rob are back in the room. Zelda reaches around and tries to unzip the dress... but it's not working.]
Zelda: Rob... get this zipper for me...
Rob: No. Leave it on....
[Zelda lets out a quick burst of a laugh before giggling. She shakes her head at Rob.]
Zelda: Ok.. but you're leaving on your costume too...
Rob: Hey... I had no intentions of removing it... well... most of it...
[Rob gently pushes Zelda onto the bed and we fade out as he lifts of the skirt of the dress, for their weird little sex game.... it's pretty disturbing... but that's geeks for ya.]