Post by destroyyou555 on Mar 30, 2011 12:01:18 GMT -6
Here we are again Steve, for the seventh time in our storied nCw careers, we are here about to face each other, and while the other times have been for bragging rights, to turn on our partners to form a alliance, to destroy Lance Ryan, the nCw Tag Team Titles, and even the World Championship, we have fought each other for things that everyone wants, and this time is totally no different.
This Sunday, we go at it again, this time for the chance to call ourselves Gladator, something even the mighty Steve Awesome nor Trent Helms have been able to call themselves, something that pretty much puts you in the records book, which is why I need it more.
You’ve already made it into the Hall of Fame here and I have shown my distaste for the fact, that my name isn’t in there, yet somehow Milo Holland and the Wifebeater have already both made it in there, yet still Trent Helms still remains on the outside, despite being one of the first nCw Champions, a two time Tag Champion, and the winner of multiple awards, I sit here, still being called one of the peasants just waiting for their chance to have their hands put into the cement to show, Yes, I have a big penis, and yes I am a nCw Hall Of Famer…
This is why I must beat you, not to state what I’ve said before, but you’re the man around here, and the one person other then Adam Knite who reached incredible heights all because of my hiatus from the spot.
Plus there is the fact, you once again spit on our friendship when I had forgiven you for everything that happened in the past, it’s like you put the knife in my back, turned it, before I could notice it, removed it, help me stitch myself up, only waiting for me to turn around again and be stabbed..
What is next Steve, when I more then likely kill myself in the Colisseum Match, you’re going to go to my gravesite in Toronto and piss on it.
No, You wouldn’t do that, We all know, you have to outstage even the lowest of the low, I can just imagine it now, you pulling your pants down, while rubbing your abs, and dropping a big log on my freshly dug up grave.
Seriously where did things go wrong with us, Was it my fault, was it yours, or was it the combined efforts of the two lowest pieces of crap ever in your championship tag team partner, or the man who managed to woo you over to the dark side in the first place, totally ignoring we made a example of him.
Is this seriously our destiny Steve, to battle each other to the death, like the Scorpion and The Frog, Batman and Joker, Dan Marino and a Superbowl ring?, is this something we are destined to do for the rest of our careers?
You know, I refuse to accept that fact, that I am destined to be your mortal enemy for the rest of my life….We were so close together, where exactly did things go wrong?
I think I know…
The scene opens, showing Trent Helms wearing a Captain America shirt, his hair not the usual purple and black, but with Aqua and Orange replacing it, his hair sticking up as if he was trying to mimic the hairstyle of a Saiyan from Dragon Ball Z, a cigerette in his mouth, as the camera rotates showing him looking thru several pictures.
Here before me, is a entire photo blog or our history together, from the moment, we both signed to the company, the time we teamed against each other, only to join forces to take out Shaun Wilson and Jack Manson, the time we were tripping on something and were in that Cloverfield movie, that was a fun time, I remember when you tried to open a door, just by flexing your abs at it.
Jesus Jizz Sprinking Christ, your abs are still beautiful, if I was gay, I would totally get off looking at them.
Ahem…
I not gay, nor have I ever imagined baby gravy all over your abs…
Anyways back on subject, There is also the moment where this rivalry begin.
Trent flips over a picture revealing two photographs side by side, showing Davey Ortega and Jack Manson.
We both remember that day quite well, Crossroads 2008, the first pay per view of the year, where many great injustices were done, one being the fact, we had to wrestle before Christian Kane, seriously, I still don’t know how that happened, that Christian I lost to Craven Moorehead, managed to get a world title shot, while we were going on before him.
I also remembered it for it was the time, we had to deal with a bigger annoyance then The Ace, his wife who throught she was a cat, and Lance Ryan…
The Age Of The Revolution…
Yeah, that was a dark time, how the three of them, showed how weak they were by attacking people, who would of totally killed them after hard fought matches, then again, it was genius and we would of totally done it, infact, I think we did…
Trent flips thru the pictures, showing a sequence of pictures of himself, Steve and even a few others, wiped out all the main eventers that nCw offered at that time.
Yeah, We so did that, and it was Awesome…
Seriously what the **** happened?
The thing is, I know what happened.
(Trent once again looks thru the pictures, this time, one backstage at Crossroads 08, showing Trent and Steve hanging out together before Trent’s Two out of Three Falls Match with Davey Ortega….Trent begins focusing on the picture, as the screen begins to shake violently…
Suddenly it stops, followed by some grunting and snarling as Bukkake Man comes out…
God Dammit, Craven, how many times have I told you, stop shaking everything and blowing snot everywhere…
Bukkake Man continues to Grunt and Snarls, as you can see rolls of toilet paper attached to the arms of his body suit, pretending they are Ultimate Warrior streamers, as he finds some power chords and begins to shake them violently..
Sign….
Craven, this is the last time I’m going to allow you to make a cameo in a promo of mine again.
Suddenly, Bukkake Man unleashes a huge dropkick onto Trent Helms…He smiles, and then throws down a picture and focuses on it himself, the camera scrolls down, revealing a time when it showed Bukkake Man and Roxi Johnson hanging out…
FLASHBACK TIME!
The Camera shakes violently as Bukkake Man makes weird noises, suddenly we are teleported to a different time, showing Bukkake Man, in his classic blue attire, sitting on the couch, and next to him is Roxi Johnson in her Crab Girl attire, the camera scrolls around, showing them watching The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl…
Wait a minute, I never realized that the wolf boy from Twilight was in this.
Roxi looks at him confused…
What’s Twilight?
Bukkake Man grunts and snarls….
How can no one know my favorite movie, You will die for your crimes Whore…
Bukkake Man goes to erupt when suddenly, a huge hand reaches down and grabs him, the camera scrolls up showing the screen ripping, revealing Trent Helms as Bukkake Man and Roxi look up, affiad.
GOD!
Trent reaches down to squeeze Bukkake Man, suddenly he looks at the television in Bukkake Man flashback.
Wow….I totally didn’t realize Jacob was in this movie.
Roxi looks around confused…
Why am I here God, what does my future hold for me asks Roxi.
You Die, and your husband cuts promo like he is writing a poem.
Husband? RICKY?!?!
Yeah, he totally wrote you out of a promo, only to bring you back to life, now can I get back to my own promo now?
Suddenly, we cut to black and come back to the modern time, as Trent Helms is back up, and this time, Bukkake Man is tied up.
Now I have that out of the way.
Now where was I?
Dammit, what was I saying….Jacob….Taylor Lautner….Abs….Oh yeah, Steve Awesome.
Trent looks back down at photograph of Steve Awesome and himself hanging out, as the camera begins to shake again.
Suddenly we are teleported back to Crossroads 08, showing Steve and Trent hanging out backstage, suddenly, The Ace comes back thru the curtain holding his head, looking disappointed.
That Damn, Dave Holland, I totally had him beat, he cheated, you saw it, right Trent?
Look like he cleanly kicked your head off your shoulders….and I’ve told you Starscream, I do not tolerate failure….You’re out Ace.
The Ace looks a little shocked.
But I’m the biggest draw of this group, I’ve been in nCw The longest of all of us.
You’ve also never won a title, so shut up and die now please Primate…
Steve nods…
Come on Steve, tell him how great of a asset I am to this group, I mean, we wouldn’t of did what we did to them if I didn’t help you guys plan it.
Trent is visibly getting angrier
Come On, I was in the empire….One of the greatest groups in nCw history..
Trent is about to attack, when suddenly, Steve does it for him, nailing a Superkick right to the fact of The Ace, knocking him back against a locker before coming forward, only to be lifted up into the Fireman Carry position, before Trent hit’s the Bioshock…
Whoa Dude, What was that, is that a new finishing move, You’re using?
What are you talking about, that’s been my finishing move for like….Oh Yeah….
Trent whispers to himself, I’m in a Flashback….
Yeah, I just came up with it…
Looks Awesome, Ortega isn’t going to know what to do, when you unleash that.
Ortega….
****….
Injury….Moon Sault into the Barricade..
Awesome looks a little confused…
I think you’ve taken this out of this world experience too far, You’re talking to yourself now.
What…Oh…Nothing….Never mind….
There is a change of Plans….
I’m going to be out there for your match against Jack Manson….
Wait…Why, I don’t need your help, I’m freaking Steve Awesome…
I know, just trust me…
Trent disparts from the room…
I seriously hope nCw doesn’t Drug Test him anytime soon, he’s gotta be on something.
Suddenly, we see a bright green flash as several pictures that Trent were looking at, appear on screen.
First, one of him on a stretcher after his match against Davey Ortega, followed by another one where Steve Awesome is shown on the ground, bloody, with Jack Manson standing near him, holding the nCw National Championship, a photo of the Ace and Steve Awesome winning the nCw Tag Team Titles, followed by, Trent Helms and Adam Knite holding them, as Steve Awesome can be seen in the background shocked….
The pictures burst into flames as a female voiceover begins to speak.
The past has been changed….
Suddenly, new pictures are shown, with Trent Helms standing over Davey Ortega, Steve Awesome bursting Jack Manson open, followed by him holding up the nCw National Title, another one is shown, showing Steve and Trent attacking Milo Holland, before flipping over, showing both Trent and Steve holding up the Tag Team Titles…
Another picture flashes on the screen, showing the Colisseum Cage itself, with Trent Helms standing ontop of it, with his arms raised…
The camera shakes violently again, before we cut back to the present time, Trent shaking his head, and wiping blood from his nose, as he is seen laying in bed.
That Future didn’t seem so bad…
What Future a female voice says…
Trent looks over, as does the camera, as two big giant censor bars are covering the chest of Trent ex wife, Mercedes, Pre Cosmetic Surgury to shrink down the size of her nipples.
What In The Hell are you doing here?
Mercedes kisses Trent on the neck, which causes Trent to jump and fall off the bed…
What is wrong with you?
What do you mean with me? What is wrong with you?
You know damn well, what I am talking about, We are done and finished, I told you, we will never be together again.
Are you smoking thoses funny cigerettes again Trent, I’m your wife….
No You’re not, We got divorced in 2009...
Well, it’s 2011, and we’re still together….
Trent voiceover, well, this wasn’t one thing I imagined would change…Oh well….I better get to the promo against Steve…
Um, I gotta go clear my head, and get ready for my promo against Steve…
Steve?
Yeah, I’m facing him on Collision this week.
Mercedes giggles….
You gotta share whatever it is you’re taking…
What?
You’re facing Adam Knite this week….
Why would I be facing Adam Knite, He is my best friend…
Mercedes begins to get angry…
Okay, Whatever the hell is going on with you, isn’t funny anymore, Steve is your best friend, and you’re going to make Adam pay….
What the hell is going on in this alternate future? Me and Adam as opponents, perhaps we are still fueding after he cost me the nCw Championship…Trent notices his suitcase, and begins to look for clothes, however he goes into shock when he opens it, as he reaches down and sees something, he reaches down and pulls it up, revealing the nCw Championship….
God I Missed You….
Why would you be missing the belt, you’ve been holding it for nearly three years….
What?
You mean I didn’t lose it to Steve?
Once again, why do you keep mentioning Steve, why would he want your title, you guys are best friends, plus he still holds the National Championship….and you better get dressed….He’s going to be here in a moment…
Steve is coming here?
Suddenly there is a knock at the door, as Trent quickly opens it, as Steve is on the other side, chewing gum, his shirt unbutton showing off his abs, the nCw National Championship hanging over his shoulder, Trent suddenly takes a fighting stance…
What the hell is up with you, Did Mercedes try to shove something up your ass again.
He’s been acting weird all morning, talking about how we are divorced, and how he doesn’t know Adam Knite hates him….
You seriously gotta lay off the crank man, but we’re worry about that later, Let’s head to the Arena, we’re already like two hours late, and if we keep Kelly waiting any longer, she is going to flip out…
So it seems, Kelly may still be on my side, maybe I can talk to her and see what the hell is going on.
30 Minutes Later.
The scene has opened, with Steve and Trent arrival at the arena, Trent says something to Steve, in which the two part ways, as Trent notices someone training at the far end of the arena, he moves closer trying to reveal who it is, finally he gets within range, revealing Ander Carvetti throwing kicks, Trent smiles and walks up to him.
Hey dude, What’s going on…
Ander suddenly stops, looking annoyed…
What the hell do you want, coming to gloat that you screwed my girlfriend?
How many times, do I have to tell you….I didn’t do that…
You posted it on the internet and sent me a signed Blu-Ray Copy, and I believe I know your signature…
I didn’t do any of…
Suddenly, Trent looks at video….and the signature….
Damn….I really did that…
Yeah you did, You freaking cut me Trent, and you’re damn lucky, I don’t just kick your head off….I hope it was all worth it, to throw our friendship away like that…and I promise you, the next time I see you….Boom, Headshot….Bitch
Ander shoves Trent who backs off…
Well atleast this dimension version of Ander has some Charisma….
You’re dealing with dark forces here Trent…
Who the hell is that…
This is a future that was never meant to happen, everything that you represent is destroyed…
I’m seeing that…
You haven’t seen the half of it, allow me to show you…
Suddenly a huge blinding flash takes over, as wind is blowing wildly, nearly knocking Trent off his feet.
Several pictures flash by, showing Trent beating the hell out of Adam Knite, Kelly Fox is shown on the arm of Steve Awesome, Leonard Fox is also shown, laying on the ground bloody, suddenly, it just shows Trent and Steve, all of a sudden, showing Steve whacking Trent over the head…
You two are never meant to be together, however in this future, it is much too late, Steve has managed to completely take control of nCw and by the time, he makes his move, it’s already too late to stop him, ultimately, You doomed nCw because of your failure to take action, allowing Steve to destroy everything you stand for….This is a future nCw is never meant to see….
I don’t get it….
You’re not supposed to, and neither is anyone else, this is just a weird dream….also, I would wake up now, Bukkake Man is about to unleash the power of the Bukkakemaniacs all over you…
What…
Suddenly Trent returns to the normal world, and looks up, as Bukkake Man is indeed looking ready to well, um do what he does best, suddenly, Trent notices a newspaper on the ground, and throws it at him, knocking Bukkake Man down….
What In The **** Was That?
Trent shakes his head, and picks up his cellphone, and quickly goes thru his speed dial…
Pick up please….Pick up…..
The phone clicks as the other party picks up the phone.
Ander, it’s me Trent, I just want to say, I’m sorry for what happened, I know, I’ve been distance to you, and while I never did the deed, I still feel bad enough knowing, that I wanted too…..
Inaudible Dialogue
I don’t even know what I’m saying, what I’m saying, is you a great friend to me, and I just feel I’m not keeping up with my end of the bargain, how about you meet me later in the week, so we can hang out, we haven’t done so, since the incident….
Inaudible Dialogue
Alright, I’ll see you then…
Click…
Now, I know I should totally cut a promo, and have exploding **** happening while I’m doing it, but however, I don’t even know what the hell happened there.
This Sunday, we go at it again, this time for the chance to call ourselves Gladator, something even the mighty Steve Awesome nor Trent Helms have been able to call themselves, something that pretty much puts you in the records book, which is why I need it more.
You’ve already made it into the Hall of Fame here and I have shown my distaste for the fact, that my name isn’t in there, yet somehow Milo Holland and the Wifebeater have already both made it in there, yet still Trent Helms still remains on the outside, despite being one of the first nCw Champions, a two time Tag Champion, and the winner of multiple awards, I sit here, still being called one of the peasants just waiting for their chance to have their hands put into the cement to show, Yes, I have a big penis, and yes I am a nCw Hall Of Famer…
This is why I must beat you, not to state what I’ve said before, but you’re the man around here, and the one person other then Adam Knite who reached incredible heights all because of my hiatus from the spot.
Plus there is the fact, you once again spit on our friendship when I had forgiven you for everything that happened in the past, it’s like you put the knife in my back, turned it, before I could notice it, removed it, help me stitch myself up, only waiting for me to turn around again and be stabbed..
What is next Steve, when I more then likely kill myself in the Colisseum Match, you’re going to go to my gravesite in Toronto and piss on it.
No, You wouldn’t do that, We all know, you have to outstage even the lowest of the low, I can just imagine it now, you pulling your pants down, while rubbing your abs, and dropping a big log on my freshly dug up grave.
Seriously where did things go wrong with us, Was it my fault, was it yours, or was it the combined efforts of the two lowest pieces of crap ever in your championship tag team partner, or the man who managed to woo you over to the dark side in the first place, totally ignoring we made a example of him.
Is this seriously our destiny Steve, to battle each other to the death, like the Scorpion and The Frog, Batman and Joker, Dan Marino and a Superbowl ring?, is this something we are destined to do for the rest of our careers?
You know, I refuse to accept that fact, that I am destined to be your mortal enemy for the rest of my life….We were so close together, where exactly did things go wrong?
I think I know…
The scene opens, showing Trent Helms wearing a Captain America shirt, his hair not the usual purple and black, but with Aqua and Orange replacing it, his hair sticking up as if he was trying to mimic the hairstyle of a Saiyan from Dragon Ball Z, a cigerette in his mouth, as the camera rotates showing him looking thru several pictures.
Here before me, is a entire photo blog or our history together, from the moment, we both signed to the company, the time we teamed against each other, only to join forces to take out Shaun Wilson and Jack Manson, the time we were tripping on something and were in that Cloverfield movie, that was a fun time, I remember when you tried to open a door, just by flexing your abs at it.
Jesus Jizz Sprinking Christ, your abs are still beautiful, if I was gay, I would totally get off looking at them.
Ahem…
I not gay, nor have I ever imagined baby gravy all over your abs…
Anyways back on subject, There is also the moment where this rivalry begin.
Trent flips over a picture revealing two photographs side by side, showing Davey Ortega and Jack Manson.
We both remember that day quite well, Crossroads 2008, the first pay per view of the year, where many great injustices were done, one being the fact, we had to wrestle before Christian Kane, seriously, I still don’t know how that happened, that Christian I lost to Craven Moorehead, managed to get a world title shot, while we were going on before him.
I also remembered it for it was the time, we had to deal with a bigger annoyance then The Ace, his wife who throught she was a cat, and Lance Ryan…
The Age Of The Revolution…
Yeah, that was a dark time, how the three of them, showed how weak they were by attacking people, who would of totally killed them after hard fought matches, then again, it was genius and we would of totally done it, infact, I think we did…
Trent flips thru the pictures, showing a sequence of pictures of himself, Steve and even a few others, wiped out all the main eventers that nCw offered at that time.
Yeah, We so did that, and it was Awesome…
Seriously what the **** happened?
The thing is, I know what happened.
(Trent once again looks thru the pictures, this time, one backstage at Crossroads 08, showing Trent and Steve hanging out together before Trent’s Two out of Three Falls Match with Davey Ortega….Trent begins focusing on the picture, as the screen begins to shake violently…
Suddenly it stops, followed by some grunting and snarling as Bukkake Man comes out…
God Dammit, Craven, how many times have I told you, stop shaking everything and blowing snot everywhere…
Bukkake Man continues to Grunt and Snarls, as you can see rolls of toilet paper attached to the arms of his body suit, pretending they are Ultimate Warrior streamers, as he finds some power chords and begins to shake them violently..
Sign….
Craven, this is the last time I’m going to allow you to make a cameo in a promo of mine again.
Suddenly, Bukkake Man unleashes a huge dropkick onto Trent Helms…He smiles, and then throws down a picture and focuses on it himself, the camera scrolls down, revealing a time when it showed Bukkake Man and Roxi Johnson hanging out…
FLASHBACK TIME!
The Camera shakes violently as Bukkake Man makes weird noises, suddenly we are teleported to a different time, showing Bukkake Man, in his classic blue attire, sitting on the couch, and next to him is Roxi Johnson in her Crab Girl attire, the camera scrolls around, showing them watching The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl…
Wait a minute, I never realized that the wolf boy from Twilight was in this.
Roxi looks at him confused…
What’s Twilight?
Bukkake Man grunts and snarls….
How can no one know my favorite movie, You will die for your crimes Whore…
Bukkake Man goes to erupt when suddenly, a huge hand reaches down and grabs him, the camera scrolls up showing the screen ripping, revealing Trent Helms as Bukkake Man and Roxi look up, affiad.
GOD!
Trent reaches down to squeeze Bukkake Man, suddenly he looks at the television in Bukkake Man flashback.
Wow….I totally didn’t realize Jacob was in this movie.
Roxi looks around confused…
Why am I here God, what does my future hold for me asks Roxi.
You Die, and your husband cuts promo like he is writing a poem.
Husband? RICKY?!?!
Yeah, he totally wrote you out of a promo, only to bring you back to life, now can I get back to my own promo now?
Suddenly, we cut to black and come back to the modern time, as Trent Helms is back up, and this time, Bukkake Man is tied up.
Now I have that out of the way.
Now where was I?
Dammit, what was I saying….Jacob….Taylor Lautner….Abs….Oh yeah, Steve Awesome.
Trent looks back down at photograph of Steve Awesome and himself hanging out, as the camera begins to shake again.
Suddenly we are teleported back to Crossroads 08, showing Steve and Trent hanging out backstage, suddenly, The Ace comes back thru the curtain holding his head, looking disappointed.
That Damn, Dave Holland, I totally had him beat, he cheated, you saw it, right Trent?
Look like he cleanly kicked your head off your shoulders….and I’ve told you Starscream, I do not tolerate failure….You’re out Ace.
The Ace looks a little shocked.
But I’m the biggest draw of this group, I’ve been in nCw The longest of all of us.
You’ve also never won a title, so shut up and die now please Primate…
Steve nods…
Come on Steve, tell him how great of a asset I am to this group, I mean, we wouldn’t of did what we did to them if I didn’t help you guys plan it.
Trent is visibly getting angrier
Come On, I was in the empire….One of the greatest groups in nCw history..
Trent is about to attack, when suddenly, Steve does it for him, nailing a Superkick right to the fact of The Ace, knocking him back against a locker before coming forward, only to be lifted up into the Fireman Carry position, before Trent hit’s the Bioshock…
Whoa Dude, What was that, is that a new finishing move, You’re using?
What are you talking about, that’s been my finishing move for like….Oh Yeah….
Trent whispers to himself, I’m in a Flashback….
Yeah, I just came up with it…
Looks Awesome, Ortega isn’t going to know what to do, when you unleash that.
Ortega….
****….
Injury….Moon Sault into the Barricade..
Awesome looks a little confused…
I think you’ve taken this out of this world experience too far, You’re talking to yourself now.
What…Oh…Nothing….Never mind….
There is a change of Plans….
I’m going to be out there for your match against Jack Manson….
Wait…Why, I don’t need your help, I’m freaking Steve Awesome…
I know, just trust me…
Trent disparts from the room…
I seriously hope nCw doesn’t Drug Test him anytime soon, he’s gotta be on something.
Suddenly, we see a bright green flash as several pictures that Trent were looking at, appear on screen.
First, one of him on a stretcher after his match against Davey Ortega, followed by another one where Steve Awesome is shown on the ground, bloody, with Jack Manson standing near him, holding the nCw National Championship, a photo of the Ace and Steve Awesome winning the nCw Tag Team Titles, followed by, Trent Helms and Adam Knite holding them, as Steve Awesome can be seen in the background shocked….
The pictures burst into flames as a female voiceover begins to speak.
The past has been changed….
Suddenly, new pictures are shown, with Trent Helms standing over Davey Ortega, Steve Awesome bursting Jack Manson open, followed by him holding up the nCw National Title, another one is shown, showing Steve and Trent attacking Milo Holland, before flipping over, showing both Trent and Steve holding up the Tag Team Titles…
Another picture flashes on the screen, showing the Colisseum Cage itself, with Trent Helms standing ontop of it, with his arms raised…
The camera shakes violently again, before we cut back to the present time, Trent shaking his head, and wiping blood from his nose, as he is seen laying in bed.
That Future didn’t seem so bad…
What Future a female voice says…
Trent looks over, as does the camera, as two big giant censor bars are covering the chest of Trent ex wife, Mercedes, Pre Cosmetic Surgury to shrink down the size of her nipples.
What In The Hell are you doing here?
Mercedes kisses Trent on the neck, which causes Trent to jump and fall off the bed…
What is wrong with you?
What do you mean with me? What is wrong with you?
You know damn well, what I am talking about, We are done and finished, I told you, we will never be together again.
Are you smoking thoses funny cigerettes again Trent, I’m your wife….
No You’re not, We got divorced in 2009...
Well, it’s 2011, and we’re still together….
Trent voiceover, well, this wasn’t one thing I imagined would change…Oh well….I better get to the promo against Steve…
Um, I gotta go clear my head, and get ready for my promo against Steve…
Steve?
Yeah, I’m facing him on Collision this week.
Mercedes giggles….
You gotta share whatever it is you’re taking…
What?
You’re facing Adam Knite this week….
Why would I be facing Adam Knite, He is my best friend…
Mercedes begins to get angry…
Okay, Whatever the hell is going on with you, isn’t funny anymore, Steve is your best friend, and you’re going to make Adam pay….
What the hell is going on in this alternate future? Me and Adam as opponents, perhaps we are still fueding after he cost me the nCw Championship…Trent notices his suitcase, and begins to look for clothes, however he goes into shock when he opens it, as he reaches down and sees something, he reaches down and pulls it up, revealing the nCw Championship….
God I Missed You….
Why would you be missing the belt, you’ve been holding it for nearly three years….
What?
You mean I didn’t lose it to Steve?
Once again, why do you keep mentioning Steve, why would he want your title, you guys are best friends, plus he still holds the National Championship….and you better get dressed….He’s going to be here in a moment…
Steve is coming here?
Suddenly there is a knock at the door, as Trent quickly opens it, as Steve is on the other side, chewing gum, his shirt unbutton showing off his abs, the nCw National Championship hanging over his shoulder, Trent suddenly takes a fighting stance…
What the hell is up with you, Did Mercedes try to shove something up your ass again.
He’s been acting weird all morning, talking about how we are divorced, and how he doesn’t know Adam Knite hates him….
You seriously gotta lay off the crank man, but we’re worry about that later, Let’s head to the Arena, we’re already like two hours late, and if we keep Kelly waiting any longer, she is going to flip out…
So it seems, Kelly may still be on my side, maybe I can talk to her and see what the hell is going on.
30 Minutes Later.
The scene has opened, with Steve and Trent arrival at the arena, Trent says something to Steve, in which the two part ways, as Trent notices someone training at the far end of the arena, he moves closer trying to reveal who it is, finally he gets within range, revealing Ander Carvetti throwing kicks, Trent smiles and walks up to him.
Hey dude, What’s going on…
Ander suddenly stops, looking annoyed…
What the hell do you want, coming to gloat that you screwed my girlfriend?
How many times, do I have to tell you….I didn’t do that…
You posted it on the internet and sent me a signed Blu-Ray Copy, and I believe I know your signature…
I didn’t do any of…
Suddenly, Trent looks at video….and the signature….
Damn….I really did that…
Yeah you did, You freaking cut me Trent, and you’re damn lucky, I don’t just kick your head off….I hope it was all worth it, to throw our friendship away like that…and I promise you, the next time I see you….Boom, Headshot….Bitch
Ander shoves Trent who backs off…
Well atleast this dimension version of Ander has some Charisma….
You’re dealing with dark forces here Trent…
Who the hell is that…
This is a future that was never meant to happen, everything that you represent is destroyed…
I’m seeing that…
You haven’t seen the half of it, allow me to show you…
Suddenly a huge blinding flash takes over, as wind is blowing wildly, nearly knocking Trent off his feet.
Several pictures flash by, showing Trent beating the hell out of Adam Knite, Kelly Fox is shown on the arm of Steve Awesome, Leonard Fox is also shown, laying on the ground bloody, suddenly, it just shows Trent and Steve, all of a sudden, showing Steve whacking Trent over the head…
You two are never meant to be together, however in this future, it is much too late, Steve has managed to completely take control of nCw and by the time, he makes his move, it’s already too late to stop him, ultimately, You doomed nCw because of your failure to take action, allowing Steve to destroy everything you stand for….This is a future nCw is never meant to see….
I don’t get it….
You’re not supposed to, and neither is anyone else, this is just a weird dream….also, I would wake up now, Bukkake Man is about to unleash the power of the Bukkakemaniacs all over you…
What…
Suddenly Trent returns to the normal world, and looks up, as Bukkake Man is indeed looking ready to well, um do what he does best, suddenly, Trent notices a newspaper on the ground, and throws it at him, knocking Bukkake Man down….
What In The **** Was That?
Trent shakes his head, and picks up his cellphone, and quickly goes thru his speed dial…
Pick up please….Pick up…..
The phone clicks as the other party picks up the phone.
Ander, it’s me Trent, I just want to say, I’m sorry for what happened, I know, I’ve been distance to you, and while I never did the deed, I still feel bad enough knowing, that I wanted too…..
Inaudible Dialogue
I don’t even know what I’m saying, what I’m saying, is you a great friend to me, and I just feel I’m not keeping up with my end of the bargain, how about you meet me later in the week, so we can hang out, we haven’t done so, since the incident….
Inaudible Dialogue
Alright, I’ll see you then…
Click…
Now, I know I should totally cut a promo, and have exploding **** happening while I’m doing it, but however, I don’t even know what the hell happened there.