Post by Trent Helms on Sept 7, 2011 0:28:53 GMT -6
I just want to state for the record...
New Championship Wrestling has continued to deny my claim to be in the Hall Of Fame, now let me ask you something, why don't I deserve it.
Does Headlining and stealing the show at nearly every single pay per view in 2008 wasn't good enough, I carried Davey Ortega to a good match, want proof as to why that means I should be in there over Lance Ryan, there first match was okay, there second match was Pure ****....Pure ****, much like the inconhert promos of one Rob Diamond, who thinks his witty fourth wall breaking is really that great, or the fact....you know what...screw it, don't care enough to mention it now.
How about what else, Milo Holland is in the Hall Of Fame, has Milo ever done anything what so ever in his career, besides shove his head up his own brothers ass and carry him to the high heavens, They won the Tag Titles twice, So have I....infact, never lost either one of them, in the two reigns, what makes either Holland so great?
How About Angel, a kid, who was being pushed as the unstoppable Young Talent, guess what happened when Trent Helms stepped into the ring with him....Angel got raped on television for all to see, and don't give me, he is a two time World Champion, if I had as many title matches as him, I would of been a six time champion by now, then again we may not being having this argument.
Then there is Adam Knite....
A man who has always gotten by on the hard work of everyone around him, and always had his daddy in law in his back pocket, the moment you went into the Hall Of fame my friend, is the moment our friendship slowly began to die...
Falcon....
You derserve it....GOOD FOR YOU BUDDY
Then there is Steve Awesome, a man I've beaten so many damn times, that there should be a record of times Steve Awesome was on a receiving end of a asskicking by Trent Helms, he'll make the joke he beat me for the title, and I'll inform him like always, he had 12 wrestlers, the 2007 New England Patriots Team, and Ryan Leaf from his Washington State years helping him win it, not to mention, the dude is a paper champion who goes and hides behind mid-level talent in Title Defenses....You lost the belt to Xavier Williams, your Hall Of Fame bid should of been revoked then...
But despite the fact, that I have victories over nearly every single member of the Hall Of fame, I'm not worthy, Fine, let that be your decesion, I don't care anymore, but if Trent Helms doesn't go into the Hall Of Fame very soon, then I'll make sure nowhere ever goes into it again, not only that, Every single member of the Hall Of Fame is on notice, that since you're all apart of something that should have me apart of it, because if it wasn't for me, nCw would of died in 2008, if it wasn't or my cutting edge promos, and the fact, I took us to a Global Level by myself, by ridding nCw of the Fat of hacks such as Lance Ryan, you wouldn't have a job, most of you would be off in some backwood fed, ran by some asshole should died on nCw television, being promised a position of staff, only for him to swoop in and somehow in a Ladder Match he wasn't apart of, to win a championship, so you're all welcome you ungrateful mammals.
Let me also remind Leonard Fox of something, I supply most of the equipment for nCw when it comes to cameras, sure, he can go elsewhere and pay twenty percent more for the equipment, but why would he, he's a penny gouging bastard who can't even offer his main talents enough money to stay, not only that, nearly every single one of his champions is willing to leave with titles.
So, continue to piss me off, have you daughter try to make jokes at my expense, go ahead Leonard, do so...deny me the Hall Of Fame ring I so rightfully deserve, or I will destroy it, I will hunt down each one of your hall of famers, and crush them on National Television, and I will make them look like amateurs.
And there is one this week, that I will make a example of, I know he is here, hiding beneth a mask, hoping to suprise the world, I'm not a idiot, I mean after all, I can read minds, I can move boulders with a flick of a finger, and you think someone would be able to hide from me...
But you're asking....You're just one person Trent, you can't take down the entire Hall Of Fame...
You best your ass I can.
But I'm not alone, I have help, help from people who like myself have been screwed out of history making moments by Leonard Fox, not only do you have Trent Helms, someone who should of went into the Hall Of Fame, the moment he made his grand debut, and bitchslapped that drunk and boring Brad Kane out of the ring, then took his claim of being the best in the world, and trump it, by going Inter-Galactic on his whiny ass, and took his title, but you have a man, who is a former nCw champion who was deemed...Too Hardcore to hold the belt, a man who won it from a man who is in the Hall of Fame, and Leonard Fox was like No....You don't deserve it, you didn't join my homesexual fantasy club, and was denied.
And there will be others in time.
But my demands are clear....
Put me in the Hall Of Fame now....
Or each one of your Hall Of Famers, will once again find out, that Trent Helms is indeed out of this world, and eight-hundred times better then them....
Not only that....
I will leave them all Broken into Nothing and will wipe any memory of there glory days out of existance....Test Me Leonard, see if I back down, This is something I want, and you're keeping it from me...
Trent Helms is promising War right now, and what I plan on doing is going to make everything I've done in the past, The Dragon den Matches, the brutal assaults, Hanging people from a Cross, and destroying a man skull with a steel chair, look like My Little Pony...
Put Me In Leonard....
Save everyone the pain that is coming there way...
Do it...
DO IT YOU OLD ****ING SENILE MAN....
Or Else....
nCw will BURN DOWN TO THE GROUND, and You all will be working for me....
Steve Awesome will be my butler...
Angel can mow my lawn....
Kelly Fox, can carry Mercedes Bags around and be forced to watch Twlight 24 hours a day...
And ****ing Like It...
I have just as much money as you Leonard, my pockets are filled, I don't need your promotion what so ever....
I could hire every single on of your wrestlers, and start my own promotion....I could hire Zelda Knite...and pay her enough money to lose to Amy Marshall, I could...
But I'm not wanting that...
I just want one simple thing...
You know what it is....
So Make It Happen...
Or everything that happens will be on your hands...
New Championship Wrestling has continued to deny my claim to be in the Hall Of Fame, now let me ask you something, why don't I deserve it.
Does Headlining and stealing the show at nearly every single pay per view in 2008 wasn't good enough, I carried Davey Ortega to a good match, want proof as to why that means I should be in there over Lance Ryan, there first match was okay, there second match was Pure ****....Pure ****, much like the inconhert promos of one Rob Diamond, who thinks his witty fourth wall breaking is really that great, or the fact....you know what...screw it, don't care enough to mention it now.
How about what else, Milo Holland is in the Hall Of Fame, has Milo ever done anything what so ever in his career, besides shove his head up his own brothers ass and carry him to the high heavens, They won the Tag Titles twice, So have I....infact, never lost either one of them, in the two reigns, what makes either Holland so great?
How About Angel, a kid, who was being pushed as the unstoppable Young Talent, guess what happened when Trent Helms stepped into the ring with him....Angel got raped on television for all to see, and don't give me, he is a two time World Champion, if I had as many title matches as him, I would of been a six time champion by now, then again we may not being having this argument.
Then there is Adam Knite....
A man who has always gotten by on the hard work of everyone around him, and always had his daddy in law in his back pocket, the moment you went into the Hall Of fame my friend, is the moment our friendship slowly began to die...
Falcon....
You derserve it....GOOD FOR YOU BUDDY
Then there is Steve Awesome, a man I've beaten so many damn times, that there should be a record of times Steve Awesome was on a receiving end of a asskicking by Trent Helms, he'll make the joke he beat me for the title, and I'll inform him like always, he had 12 wrestlers, the 2007 New England Patriots Team, and Ryan Leaf from his Washington State years helping him win it, not to mention, the dude is a paper champion who goes and hides behind mid-level talent in Title Defenses....You lost the belt to Xavier Williams, your Hall Of Fame bid should of been revoked then...
But despite the fact, that I have victories over nearly every single member of the Hall Of fame, I'm not worthy, Fine, let that be your decesion, I don't care anymore, but if Trent Helms doesn't go into the Hall Of Fame very soon, then I'll make sure nowhere ever goes into it again, not only that, Every single member of the Hall Of Fame is on notice, that since you're all apart of something that should have me apart of it, because if it wasn't for me, nCw would of died in 2008, if it wasn't or my cutting edge promos, and the fact, I took us to a Global Level by myself, by ridding nCw of the Fat of hacks such as Lance Ryan, you wouldn't have a job, most of you would be off in some backwood fed, ran by some asshole should died on nCw television, being promised a position of staff, only for him to swoop in and somehow in a Ladder Match he wasn't apart of, to win a championship, so you're all welcome you ungrateful mammals.
Let me also remind Leonard Fox of something, I supply most of the equipment for nCw when it comes to cameras, sure, he can go elsewhere and pay twenty percent more for the equipment, but why would he, he's a penny gouging bastard who can't even offer his main talents enough money to stay, not only that, nearly every single one of his champions is willing to leave with titles.
So, continue to piss me off, have you daughter try to make jokes at my expense, go ahead Leonard, do so...deny me the Hall Of Fame ring I so rightfully deserve, or I will destroy it, I will hunt down each one of your hall of famers, and crush them on National Television, and I will make them look like amateurs.
And there is one this week, that I will make a example of, I know he is here, hiding beneth a mask, hoping to suprise the world, I'm not a idiot, I mean after all, I can read minds, I can move boulders with a flick of a finger, and you think someone would be able to hide from me...
But you're asking....You're just one person Trent, you can't take down the entire Hall Of Fame...
You best your ass I can.
But I'm not alone, I have help, help from people who like myself have been screwed out of history making moments by Leonard Fox, not only do you have Trent Helms, someone who should of went into the Hall Of Fame, the moment he made his grand debut, and bitchslapped that drunk and boring Brad Kane out of the ring, then took his claim of being the best in the world, and trump it, by going Inter-Galactic on his whiny ass, and took his title, but you have a man, who is a former nCw champion who was deemed...Too Hardcore to hold the belt, a man who won it from a man who is in the Hall of Fame, and Leonard Fox was like No....You don't deserve it, you didn't join my homesexual fantasy club, and was denied.
And there will be others in time.
But my demands are clear....
Put me in the Hall Of Fame now....
Or each one of your Hall Of Famers, will once again find out, that Trent Helms is indeed out of this world, and eight-hundred times better then them....
Not only that....
I will leave them all Broken into Nothing and will wipe any memory of there glory days out of existance....Test Me Leonard, see if I back down, This is something I want, and you're keeping it from me...
Trent Helms is promising War right now, and what I plan on doing is going to make everything I've done in the past, The Dragon den Matches, the brutal assaults, Hanging people from a Cross, and destroying a man skull with a steel chair, look like My Little Pony...
Put Me In Leonard....
Save everyone the pain that is coming there way...
Do it...
DO IT YOU OLD ****ING SENILE MAN....
Or Else....
nCw will BURN DOWN TO THE GROUND, and You all will be working for me....
Steve Awesome will be my butler...
Angel can mow my lawn....
Kelly Fox, can carry Mercedes Bags around and be forced to watch Twlight 24 hours a day...
And ****ing Like It...
I have just as much money as you Leonard, my pockets are filled, I don't need your promotion what so ever....
I could hire every single on of your wrestlers, and start my own promotion....I could hire Zelda Knite...and pay her enough money to lose to Amy Marshall, I could...
But I'm not wanting that...
I just want one simple thing...
You know what it is....
So Make It Happen...
Or everything that happens will be on your hands...