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Post by Gib on Oct 25, 2011 12:43:05 GMT -6
{Gib stands outside, looking down at his custom built smoker, complete with a metal fabricated batarang on the front. Smoke billows out from the sides of the smoker, cans of empty beers litter the floor surrounding the smoker.}
Xander: Dad, did you drink all these beers?
{The camera moves around so we can see Gib, he stands wearing nothing but a pair of underwear and a cooking apron that has a quite racy phrase on the front, something about the chef, vacuumsand roosters.}
Gib: I could've, I just don't remember.
Xander: Do you think anyone will actually show up?
Gib: if not, I am going to put my **** in the potato salad.
Xander: It would be preferential if that didn't happen
{Xander is dressed in a white leisure suit with a long hair wig, he wears sunglasses and has a nCw world champion belt around his waist}
Gib: So, I see that you decided to dress like a slack-jawed faggot.
Xander: Perhaps...
{The song Thriller by Michael Jackson is playing and out onto the porch walks...}
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Post by Andrew Jacobsen on Oct 25, 2011 12:56:02 GMT -6
{Thriller cuts out and "Just As Messed As You" kicks in as out of the smoke walks none other than LANCE MOTHERSMURFING RYAN! Only, something's not quite right about the Icon...something's off. Nevertheless, Ryan grins and turns to Gib.}
"Hey hoser, got a Molson's for a guy?"
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Post by Crystal Williams on Oct 25, 2011 13:04:55 GMT -6
All of a sudden we see someone doing the moon walk onto the porch he does a spin breaking out the Thriller dance. Alongside him is a sexy female wearing a blue headband blue tight tanktop showing alot of middrift along with some tight blue pants. The man grins as he looks at Xander pulling out a blue lightsaber....
Todd: Yeah baby guess who arrived at the party! TODDAKIN SKYWILLIAMS!!!! And with me is my girl the one and only... well tell them who you are...
Crystal just looks back at them shaking her head...
Crystal: Queen Crystadala.... let's go ToddAkin!
Todd: Not yet only by staying am I able to save you Crystadala! So my boy Xander, you think your best friend would miss this ****? WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT!
OF course that follows with a slap from Crystal.... Xander just looks at Crystal staring her from head to toe...
XandeR: Yo Todd my man what is up... isn't Crystal's ass a little too big to portray a stick figure...
Of course Crystal proceeds to slap him as well.... Todd just laughs as he looks at Xander.
Todd: LEt's get this **** started man!!!!
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Post by Andrew Jacobsen on Oct 25, 2011 13:09:25 GMT -6
{"Lance" sighs, fishing a can of Molson Canadian from the cooler and cracking it open. He glances over to Xander, suppressing a smirk.}
"Steve! Good to see ya, buddy! Looks like you finally got a little less repulsive, eh?"
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Post by Amy Marshall on Oct 25, 2011 15:40:28 GMT -6
With a few people already at the party, we see Amy pull up in a taxi - cell phone in one hand and a large carrier bag in the other hand as she tries her best to keep her jacket closed at the same time. "Look am i here Ander, just find something to wear and i'll see you later" Amy said a little impatient at Ander still deciding what he wants to be. She then hangs up her cell phone before jamming the phone into her clutch purse, as she heads up the path, her heels making a small noise against the concrete before finally heading towards Xander and Gib. Placing the bag down next to the cooler. "I have brough more beer, but also tequila and Jagermeister." Amy said as she removed the bottles and beer from the bag. Turning she placed her clutch bag on a table before unbuckling her jacket and removing it to reveal this www.neonclubwear.com/images/con/CC52.jpg"So who is ready to party" Amy said as she cracked open a beer.
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Post by JackHammer on Oct 25, 2011 16:09:42 GMT -6
A black 2011 Chevy Silverado pulls up to the place and out steps JackHammer dressed in a black pin strip suit with a black and white fedora. He goes to the back of the truck grabbing hold of two hugs kegs full of beer and heads where the others are at. Angel gets out of the truck wearing pink pin strip suit with a pink and black fedora.
JackHammer:"Ok people let's get this party started."[/color]
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Freakke
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Post by Freakke on Oct 26, 2011 6:11:09 GMT -6
A blue Mazda pulled into the driveway and Mina Hunt stepped out of the car. She was dressed as Mileena from Mortal Kombat(Deception more specifically). Instead there sat Dr. Dream, who slowly shifted his mass out of the vehicle. The large wrestler was dressed as Batman but the cape was proving cumbersome for him. "Alright Charlie, best behavior. I swear if you embarrass me at this party, I will hurt you in ways you never knew you could be hurt."The Surgical Batman looked at the pink clad woman and loosened his collar. "Hell hath no fury...""Same goes for you. Don't encourage him."Mina's hand slammed on the trunk. "Did you get that?"A muffled voice came from inside and she pressed the button on her keychain to pop the back hatch open. Dressed as Inspector Gadget, Freakke sat bolt upright gasping for air. He stumbled out of the trunk and gulped the sweet air of freedom. "I let slip one time that you still like teddy bears and we never go to parties again without you threatening my life..."She glared at him from underneath the veil. "OK, ok, I have a bad track record at parties...just be glad we hired a baby sitter. I don't think bringing Alice would have been such a great idea. We all know what could happen when beer is involved. Need I remind you of last New Years?"Mina's face turned red. "You breathe a word of what happened and I will castrate you.""So, whose the unlucky kid stuck with babysitting Alice the Menace?"--- Several Hours Ago --- "Alright Mr. Smiles. I think I got everything down pat." "Good, we'll be back late most likely. Feel free to crash here and eat whatever you like. There's money for pizza on the clipboard."The teenage girl they'd been recommended nodded. Alice pouted behind her as she wasn't going to the party. "Anything else?" "Ummm...ohh yeah. Don't open the basement door. All the Halloween candy is down there but the basement is really scary and you really don't want to open that door. OOooOOooOOoohhh..."Awkward silence and stares. "Alright, peace out."--- Now --- "You know that doors getting opened right?"Freakke only smiled. "Candy isn't in there and its booby trapped isn't it?"The Carnival Gadget nodded and Mina shook her head thought she thought it was funny. "Nice."The trio then made their way around to where everyone else was and made the usual greetings and salutations. ((Just for fun: LINKS! Freakke i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/elfishimp/gadget.jpgMs. Fitte (Mina) i308.photobucket.com/albums/kk353/kratos-niko/Mileena.pngDr. Dream www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEx9r5enZskWho doesn't like pics? Or in Dreams Case, memories of a badass cartoon?))
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Post by Falcon on Oct 26, 2011 9:19:13 GMT -6
(The rental car pulled up, and a bouncy blonde hopped out of the car, dressed as...) Alright, hit it..(Music starts to play...) (And Falcon stepped out, his face painted green, carrying a sword.. He had one thing to say.) Ribbit....Woohoo! Let's party!
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Post by Adam Knite on Oct 26, 2011 9:21:08 GMT -6
"I feel like an idiot." "I told you, you shouldn't have let Zelda pick out your costume." Kelly Knite walks into view of the camera wearing her Sexy Fox costume but Adam is off camera calling to his wife."You can't see my Codsack in this thing can you?" "No Adam, you look fine. Now hurry up, we're going to be late!" "Late!? It's only like 8pm, I bet Gib hasn't cracked his 11th beer yet." "Either way, come on!" "Tell that camera to go away." Kelly glances over and looks at the camera that is still focusing on her in the frame. She rolls her eyes in response."What camera?" "The one that keeps panning down and scoping out your legs when you're not paying attention." Kelly turns and looks at the camera and blushes as she cutely smiles."HEY!" "What?! You haven't complimented me one time yet!" "You look hot in your crazy furry costume ok? It's kinda disturbing me how attracted I am to it, you happy? Now tell the camera to go away." "Nope, come on." "KELLY. NO." Kelly walks back off camera and we here to two struggling, and then in a very comic fashion we see the 5'2" 100 pound girl pushing the 6'6" 260 pound man from behind into view for the camera to see him wearing his costume."Dammit Kelly." "Come on, it's going to make your sister happy to see you wearing the costume she picked for you. She needs some cheering up you Jackass-o-Lantern." "Jackass-o-Lantern? Really?" "Just shut up and come on." The couple walk out of frame and head into the party.
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Post by Andrew Jacobsen on Oct 26, 2011 9:31:02 GMT -6
{"Lance" grins as he sees the party filling up, knocking back the rest of his can of beer and fishing out another one. He strides over by Ayla, flashing a grin at her that could sell a thousand (bootlegged) T-shirts.}
"Hey there. Sorey if we haven't been introduced yet. I'm Lance Ryan. First Hall of Famer, first World Champion and Canadian national institution. Miss St. James, can I just say I'm a huge fan of your work, both in the ring and on television. Your performances on "Vies des Coeurs Brisés" was nothing short of...stellar."
{He grins at her again, exuding that famous Canuck charisma.}
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Post by Dexter Davis on Oct 26, 2011 9:34:51 GMT -6
I can't believe I'm even going to this party. Freya sits next to me in the car dressed up very well for her character. At least I finally get the chance to dress up as Shaft. Freya: This should be awesome! I love going to parties. Dexter: I really don't know anyone here. Just going to mingle and stuff... That's basically it. Don't want to seem like an elitist jerkoff. I stop the car in the giant drive way and exit the car. Dexter: I'm such a bad motherfu... Freya: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Dexter: Just talkin' 'bout me. Then in my head I hear the ladies say "Shaft." Freya exits the car looking like, well, this...Freya: I know you wanted me to look like Shaft's woman but I think being the sexy cop that's corrupt he has to teach a lesson is better! Dexter: Eh it's fine. Lets just hope I don't smack the piss out of Todd. Freya: Play nice. You work with these people. I nod my head as we walk towards the party. Time to have some fun. Woohoo.
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Post by Freakke on Oct 26, 2011 9:45:01 GMT -6
The trio of Freakke, Dr. Dream, and Ms. Fitte finally found where the party was being held and the first thing Freakke did was fall to his knees gasping in sheer horror as Gib came into full view.
"OH DEAR GOD I"M BLIND!!!! Ohh hey chips."
Mina's hand went to her forhead as the massive Batman and the clown in the inspector outfit battled for a place in line for food.
"You do know you can be normal for a night right?"
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Post by Steph Sanderson on Oct 26, 2011 9:55:31 GMT -6
a car pulls up, and out of the car we are able to see the married couple of the Sandersons entering the party. The brother and sister in law to Megan Kane... Stephanie and Eric Sanderson both smile as they walk onto the lawn... Eric is looking pretty bad ass, which is pretty unusual for the emo... he is dressed in this www.msu.edu/~kavana17/dn.jpg that's right duke nukem baby.. and Stephanie is wearing this 98.158.190.159/Products/Sexy-Bubble-Gum-Costume-E2007-10.jpgEric smirks speaking out loud to everyone. Eric: Im ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum... And I am all out of ass to kick... Stephanie smirks as she just walks beside him, just happy to be there.
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Post by Ander Carvetti on Oct 26, 2011 16:05:26 GMT -6
(As more people arrive, a red Mazda RX-8 pulls up. Out from the car comes Ander. He starts to step out of the car and grabs something out of his seat as he does. He puts a mask over his face and comes to the party looking like this. He looks around, shrugs, and smiles...) Ander: Hey everyone.
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Post by Riley Griffiths on Oct 26, 2011 19:04:27 GMT -6
The club-eque sounds coming from the party can be heard on the street as a Harley Davidson roars up to the curb. On it sits a man in a jumpsuit so bright and orange that he could be mistaken for an escaped convict, but the person has a huge spikey blonde wig on and a logo in japaneese on the back with a blue belt, boots, and a blue shirt underneath.
"Hey guys.....cool party."
Spiku walks into the room taking in everyones apperances, laughing at a few and drooling in his head over some others. He scans the room and spots a sexy cop.
"Niii-OH GOD!"
The cop turns to say hello and Spiku vomits in his mouth a little. He nods to say he's OK and fist bumps Shafter Davis before sitting down on a sofa next to Falcon.
"So.....I figured being overly happy was in character....."
Falcon just Ribbit's at Spiku, who sighs before cracking open a beer.
"Gibster.....let's get f*cked up like the olds days!"
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Post by Shelly Taylor-Jones on Oct 28, 2011 0:36:29 GMT -6
*Alex and Shelly arrive with Alex dressed in a Steve Awesome t-shirt and those pre aged rockstar jeans with a wig and sunglesses, Shelly is in...this* *Alex and Xander eye each other off.....* Xander: Yeah..you carry the whole "giant ball of douche" thing better...... Alex:Thanks buddy......
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Post by Jason Evans on Oct 28, 2011 21:59:16 GMT -6
"THe Sexy One" Jason Evans arrives with 2 lovely ladies walking beside him.
Someone ask Jason why he was not in a costume and Jason had this to say.
Jason Evans: Cover up this magnificent body of mine. You got to be kidding.
Jason and the two lovely ladies move on and mingle with the rest of the people.
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Post by Joe Everyman on Oct 28, 2011 23:06:04 GMT -6
Joe rolls up to the party in his Escalade, looking fairly excited to be here. He is dressed as Yoshi. He doesn't see any Halloween lights, or candy, or scary stuff outside, but neverthless, rings the door bell. An elderly woman comes to the door, looking confused at Joe.Joe Everyman: Um... is this where the nCw halloween party is? Elderly Woman: No, it's not... and you're not the first to come by and ask that. A young man by the name of Seth Evans did the same, you must have the wrong address as him. The woman slowly closes the door, still slightly confused by Joe's costume. Joe then pulls out the invitation from his pocket, now noticing a "Sucker!!" written in next to the address.Joe Everyman: ...god dammit Gib...
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