Post by Spike Kane on Feb 18, 2012 7:25:16 GMT -6
Spike TV Season 1 Episode 7: The Return of the Return of the Return
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Meta must of hit some kind of nerve with a lot of people as over the last week we've had some heft returns to nCw. We've had the likes of Boobie Williams, Nero, and Atreyu. Then we've had the impact returns of the likes of Will Washington and Big Red herself.....Alysson Gardner.
I'm telling you now, nCw is better for having her back and the Starlets division just got more interesting.
Falcon Vs Lex Sense– This past week had a lot of shenanigans so there were not that many to choose from, and to disprove bias I had to let the Trauma Main Event slip, but it was a solid second place. Lex and Kyle are two of nCw's ultimate best ever, and seeing them in the ring in any combination at all is usually cause for a great match, and it really was. It's good to see that people still care about the wrestling.
Todd & Crystal Vs Zelda & Zane– What the eff was this disgrace of a match? As if I didn't hate that waste of space, time, and air Crystal Hilton enough.....god her and Zelda ruined that match it was terrible. No it wasn't funny, or witty, it was a disgrace.....man....screw it, it sucked.
Nero picks up a victory in his return match.
Atreyu defeats the Honor Champion in his return match, surely putting Mike Laszlo (who has been pretty impressive mind) on notice!
ALYSSON GARDNER IS BACK!!!
Ricky Johnson and The Ace having an interesting in-ring chemistry, well I thought it was good.
Roberto Verona is pushing Adam Knite's buttons!
ALYSSON GARDNER IS BACK!!!
The X Title situation is kind of being sorted out!
Alex Jones getting in Adams face......because, what you want more attention you whore?
The Knite's letting me down....never would have seen that coming.
Trent Helms being a giant douchebag and getting Falcorei stripped of the X Title in the pansiest of ways.
Will Washingston is back..............I joke kid, I'm just messing with you.
The Main Event being ruined by the over crowded world title scene. This is just getting stupid.
Crystal Hilton and her damn shenanigans. Go screw yourself whore.
Mike Laszlo calling me out knowing I can't respond. Cheap shot Mike, but keep pushing.....and I promise you will regret it.
My version of the fab five. The five people who stood out this last week.
5: LEX SENSE: Lex keeps the spot but Zane loses it as Lex looks to continue his huge momentum towards CrossRoads by picking up an outstanding victory over nCw super good guy and all round legend, Falcon. Well done.
4: THE ACE: The Ace keeps his spot this week after playing a part in picking up the tag team victory. Whilst it wasn't the most respectful of teams.....is there something there between Ace and Johnson?
3: ATREYU Returning in the Main Event of Trauma AND defeating the current Honor Champion who happens to be on a hot streak, kudos to my protoge that was pretty impressive.
2: TODD WILLIAMSTodd manages to cling to his spot like a desperate hooker....oh dammit. Can this guy just break his legs already? I don't like you Todd....stop being good enough to get in this Top Five. You idiot.
1: RICKY JOHNSON: Jumping a few up this week Ricky has continued his regime of good, solid, and hard work. He is a credit to this company and a damn fine National Champion. Keep it up buddy.
(Note: Draws of any kind do not count either way)
Last Week: 9 - 2
Total: 37-13
Who ever would have though that the Knite's would let me down? Curse you all to hell!!
TRAUMA
SINGLES MATCH
Nero vs. Atreyu
SINGLES MATCH
Freya Kane vs. Jasmine Barrera
TAG TEAM MATCH
Crystal Hilton and Alysson Gardner vs. Mercedes Lewis and Ashlie
COLLISION
SINGLES MATCH
CDK vs. Falcon
SINGLES MATCH
Ricky Johnson vs. Andrew Jacobsen
SINGLES MATCH
Bushido vs. Matt Jackson
TAG TEAM MATCH
Adam Knite and Roberto Verona vs. JackHammer and Joe Everyman
SINGLES MATCH
Nathan Webb vs. Alex Jones
SINGLES MATCH
The Ace vs. Jayson Matthews
MAIN EVENT
TAG TEAM MATCH
Todd Williams and Xander Famularo vs. Jimmy Zane and Lex Sense
Q. So....Freya. umm, how does it feel to be back in the ring after taking time off for college?
Freya: It feels pretty good. School went well and still is I'm just not on a full time work load. Just taking one class right now. But I missed all the people, the traveling and seeing my big bro on a regular basis.
Q. He is pretty awesome. But what made you pick this ring? I mean you have a pretty heavy workload being a student and a mom too, not to mention a wife.
Freya: Well I only wrestle once a week and as we know nCw doesn't hold any sort of house shows. So I'm gone for a day and a half or two before going back home to rest up and spend time with my babies. My twin boys know that mommy loves to wrestle because she wants to be better then her own brothers. Plus it's not like my husband doesn't wrestle anyways. Kept getting jealous of seeing him on TV all the time!
Q. Please, like you can ever be better than me!
Freya: Oh I'll be better then you and you'll like it! See you're expected to be good because you're no small fry. I'm just a lil' ole girl and no one expects anything of me.
Q. Oh come on, you can't pull the "girl" card and then expect to be treated equally. That's just like Dexter pulling the black card, or me pulling the irish card. It's stupid.....speaking of which....what is the most stupidest thing you've ever done in the ring?
Freya: Oh jeez. Lemme think about this one for a moment. In terms of pure stupidity for trying to get a match to be a bit better was when I had a barbed wire 2x4 come dangerously close to my neck. It was about two or three inches away when the match was called. In terms of funny stupid it was probably any of the times I wrestled Crystal Hilton. So easy to tame someone who doesn't know how to wrestle.
Q. Oh...god I can't stand that woman. In your past you have wrestled both men and women, where do you stand on the idea of women wrestling men?
Freya: I'm all for it. I've done it many times and while it might not seem real to people just think about this. What's the difference between a man wrestling a woman and a man wrestling a small luchador. I mean it'silly to think that some of these men that wrestle weight one fifty and they're allowed to wrestle other men too? That's just stupid. It's kinda sexist too. Sure I get my ass handed to me but it's a great way to see how much resolve you have.
Q. Little Atreyu is right there with you on that one, he's tiny compared to some people we have in nCw. Not to mention 2009's match of the year was Zelda Vs Lance.....in your opinion then, what is your best match? Of all time...
Freya: In terms of not being in the match I'd probably have to go with this Tag Team Assault X in that all women's fed I was in. I'd say the name but I don't think I'm allowed. If I was in the match probably when I wrestled Terminus a couple of years ago. That's when I knew I'd be able to be a professional wrestler for a long time.
Q. Nice. Well, yourself, Brad, and I seem to have built up a pretty decent family legacy as far as this business goes, not without it's tragedy of course, would you like to see the family name continued in this business?
Freya: Well seeing as how my last name isn't really Kane anymore but yes I would. I think there is a great chance for a second generation coming out of our family. I mean look at the mess of kids Cap't Never In His Pants has. There are eight chances. Pretty sure one of my sons will want to go in but he's half Ragnal and we don't need a second generation of one of those.
Q. We don't need any Ragnals, thank you very much. OK then here's a big one....where do you see yourself when you do finally hang up the boots?
Freya: Either being a full time mom or teaching. One of the two. Though I have kept my mind open to starting my own porn site...
*She waits for a moment*
Freya: JUST KIDDING! God I'm not that friggin' stupid. But full time mom or teacher is the best things I can think of. Either way I'm helping children.
Q. Damn....bad heart....christ....I'm gonna kill you. But as far as nCw is concerned, do you have anything lined up for the short term?
Freya: Not really. Just hoping to pick up a few wins and gain some steam. I'd love to team with Big Red and I'm not usually a tag team loving person. But still the ultimate gold is to hold the Starlet's Championship.
Q. Aaah, I'm so glad she's back in nCw. I missed staring at her whilst she ...umm..I mean. We can cut that, right? Yeah......ummm. So you up for some word association?
Freya: Of course. I love these parts of interviews.
Oooooookie dokie.
Kelly Knite
Freya: Pale.
Starlet
Freya: Dirty sounding word.
Ragnal
Freya: *Beeeeeeeeeep*
Megan Kane
Freya: Mentor... and slut
The Competition
Freya: Good
Bradley Allen Kane
Freya: Walking boner.
and finally
Spike Kane
Freya: Prude!
Haha
Well. That's all we have time for sis. Thanks for taking time away from your lovely family for this.
Freya: No problem. You and Aly should head over for dinner some night. I can finally cook a box of macroni and cheese without burning it.
Sounds like a plan! Give them all my love.
And to the rest of you, thats it this week for Spike TV! See you next week!
This World Title scene needs to be sorted, and quickly because things are spiralling out of control.
The same thing goes with the X Title scene to be honest.
With so many returns, can those who picked up the momentum continue this week?
Look to see something pretty special from the former Starlets champion making her return to the ring this week too.
See you next week people!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meta must of hit some kind of nerve with a lot of people as over the last week we've had some heft returns to nCw. We've had the likes of Boobie Williams, Nero, and Atreyu. Then we've had the impact returns of the likes of Will Washington and Big Red herself.....Alysson Gardner.
I'm telling you now, nCw is better for having her back and the Starlets division just got more interesting.
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RECAP
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~Best Match~
RECAP
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~Best Match~
Falcon Vs Lex Sense– This past week had a lot of shenanigans so there were not that many to choose from, and to disprove bias I had to let the Trauma Main Event slip, but it was a solid second place. Lex and Kyle are two of nCw's ultimate best ever, and seeing them in the ring in any combination at all is usually cause for a great match, and it really was. It's good to see that people still care about the wrestling.
~Worst Match~
Todd & Crystal Vs Zelda & Zane– What the eff was this disgrace of a match? As if I didn't hate that waste of space, time, and air Crystal Hilton enough.....god her and Zelda ruined that match it was terrible. No it wasn't funny, or witty, it was a disgrace.....man....screw it, it sucked.
~High Points~
Nero picks up a victory in his return match.
Atreyu defeats the Honor Champion in his return match, surely putting Mike Laszlo (who has been pretty impressive mind) on notice!
ALYSSON GARDNER IS BACK!!!
Ricky Johnson and The Ace having an interesting in-ring chemistry, well I thought it was good.
Roberto Verona is pushing Adam Knite's buttons!
ALYSSON GARDNER IS BACK!!!
The X Title situation is kind of being sorted out!
~Low Points~
Alex Jones getting in Adams face......because, what you want more attention you whore?
The Knite's letting me down....never would have seen that coming.
Trent Helms being a giant douchebag and getting Falcorei stripped of the X Title in the pansiest of ways.
Will Washingston is back..............I joke kid, I'm just messing with you.
The Main Event being ruined by the over crowded world title scene. This is just getting stupid.
Crystal Hilton and her damn shenanigans. Go screw yourself whore.
Mike Laszlo calling me out knowing I can't respond. Cheap shot Mike, but keep pushing.....and I promise you will regret it.
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All Hail!
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All Hail!
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My version of the fab five. The five people who stood out this last week.
5: LEX SENSE: Lex keeps the spot but Zane loses it as Lex looks to continue his huge momentum towards CrossRoads by picking up an outstanding victory over nCw super good guy and all round legend, Falcon. Well done.
4: THE ACE: The Ace keeps his spot this week after playing a part in picking up the tag team victory. Whilst it wasn't the most respectful of teams.....is there something there between Ace and Johnson?
3: ATREYU Returning in the Main Event of Trauma AND defeating the current Honor Champion who happens to be on a hot streak, kudos to my protoge that was pretty impressive.
2: TODD WILLIAMSTodd manages to cling to his spot like a desperate hooker....oh dammit. Can this guy just break his legs already? I don't like you Todd....stop being good enough to get in this Top Five. You idiot.
1: RICKY JOHNSON: Jumping a few up this week Ricky has continued his regime of good, solid, and hard work. He is a credit to this company and a damn fine National Champion. Keep it up buddy.
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Predictions and Preview
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Predictions and Preview
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(Note: Draws of any kind do not count either way)
Last Week: 9 - 2
Total: 37-13
Who ever would have though that the Knite's would let me down? Curse you all to hell!!
TRAUMA
SINGLES MATCH
Nero vs. Atreyu
SINGLES MATCH
Freya Kane vs. Jasmine Barrera
TAG TEAM MATCH
Crystal Hilton and Alysson Gardner vs. Mercedes Lewis and Ashlie
COLLISION
SINGLES MATCH
CDK vs. Falcon
SINGLES MATCH
Ricky Johnson vs. Andrew Jacobsen
SINGLES MATCH
Bushido vs. Matt Jackson
TAG TEAM MATCH
Adam Knite and Roberto Verona vs. JackHammer and Joe Everyman
SINGLES MATCH
Nathan Webb vs. Alex Jones
SINGLES MATCH
The Ace vs. Jayson Matthews
MAIN EVENT
TAG TEAM MATCH
Todd Williams and Xander Famularo vs. Jimmy Zane and Lex Sense
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Straight Shootin' With Freya Kane-Davis
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Straight Shootin' With Freya Kane-Davis
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Q. So....Freya. umm, how does it feel to be back in the ring after taking time off for college?
Freya: It feels pretty good. School went well and still is I'm just not on a full time work load. Just taking one class right now. But I missed all the people, the traveling and seeing my big bro on a regular basis.
Q. He is pretty awesome. But what made you pick this ring? I mean you have a pretty heavy workload being a student and a mom too, not to mention a wife.
Freya: Well I only wrestle once a week and as we know nCw doesn't hold any sort of house shows. So I'm gone for a day and a half or two before going back home to rest up and spend time with my babies. My twin boys know that mommy loves to wrestle because she wants to be better then her own brothers. Plus it's not like my husband doesn't wrestle anyways. Kept getting jealous of seeing him on TV all the time!
Q. Please, like you can ever be better than me!
Freya: Oh I'll be better then you and you'll like it! See you're expected to be good because you're no small fry. I'm just a lil' ole girl and no one expects anything of me.
Q. Oh come on, you can't pull the "girl" card and then expect to be treated equally. That's just like Dexter pulling the black card, or me pulling the irish card. It's stupid.....speaking of which....what is the most stupidest thing you've ever done in the ring?
Freya: Oh jeez. Lemme think about this one for a moment. In terms of pure stupidity for trying to get a match to be a bit better was when I had a barbed wire 2x4 come dangerously close to my neck. It was about two or three inches away when the match was called. In terms of funny stupid it was probably any of the times I wrestled Crystal Hilton. So easy to tame someone who doesn't know how to wrestle.
Q. Oh...god I can't stand that woman. In your past you have wrestled both men and women, where do you stand on the idea of women wrestling men?
Freya: I'm all for it. I've done it many times and while it might not seem real to people just think about this. What's the difference between a man wrestling a woman and a man wrestling a small luchador. I mean it'silly to think that some of these men that wrestle weight one fifty and they're allowed to wrestle other men too? That's just stupid. It's kinda sexist too. Sure I get my ass handed to me but it's a great way to see how much resolve you have.
Q. Little Atreyu is right there with you on that one, he's tiny compared to some people we have in nCw. Not to mention 2009's match of the year was Zelda Vs Lance.....in your opinion then, what is your best match? Of all time...
Freya: In terms of not being in the match I'd probably have to go with this Tag Team Assault X in that all women's fed I was in. I'd say the name but I don't think I'm allowed. If I was in the match probably when I wrestled Terminus a couple of years ago. That's when I knew I'd be able to be a professional wrestler for a long time.
Q. Nice. Well, yourself, Brad, and I seem to have built up a pretty decent family legacy as far as this business goes, not without it's tragedy of course, would you like to see the family name continued in this business?
Freya: Well seeing as how my last name isn't really Kane anymore but yes I would. I think there is a great chance for a second generation coming out of our family. I mean look at the mess of kids Cap't Never In His Pants has. There are eight chances. Pretty sure one of my sons will want to go in but he's half Ragnal and we don't need a second generation of one of those.
Q. We don't need any Ragnals, thank you very much. OK then here's a big one....where do you see yourself when you do finally hang up the boots?
Freya: Either being a full time mom or teaching. One of the two. Though I have kept my mind open to starting my own porn site...
*She waits for a moment*
Freya: JUST KIDDING! God I'm not that friggin' stupid. But full time mom or teacher is the best things I can think of. Either way I'm helping children.
Q. Damn....bad heart....christ....I'm gonna kill you. But as far as nCw is concerned, do you have anything lined up for the short term?
Freya: Not really. Just hoping to pick up a few wins and gain some steam. I'd love to team with Big Red and I'm not usually a tag team loving person. But still the ultimate gold is to hold the Starlet's Championship.
Q. Aaah, I'm so glad she's back in nCw. I missed staring at her whilst she ...umm..I mean. We can cut that, right? Yeah......ummm. So you up for some word association?
Freya: Of course. I love these parts of interviews.
Oooooookie dokie.
Kelly Knite
Freya: Pale.
Starlet
Freya: Dirty sounding word.
Ragnal
Freya: *Beeeeeeeeeep*
Megan Kane
Freya: Mentor... and slut
The Competition
Freya: Good
Bradley Allen Kane
Freya: Walking boner.
and finally
Spike Kane
Freya: Prude!
Haha
Well. That's all we have time for sis. Thanks for taking time away from your lovely family for this.
Freya: No problem. You and Aly should head over for dinner some night. I can finally cook a box of macroni and cheese without burning it.
Sounds like a plan! Give them all my love.
And to the rest of you, thats it this week for Spike TV! See you next week!
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Closing Thoughts
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Closing Thoughts
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This World Title scene needs to be sorted, and quickly because things are spiralling out of control.
The same thing goes with the X Title scene to be honest.
With so many returns, can those who picked up the momentum continue this week?
Look to see something pretty special from the former Starlets champion making her return to the ring this week too.
See you next week people!