Post by Bannedingo on Nov 19, 2007 6:46:07 GMT -6
OOC: Special thanks to Trent Helms for helping me gather ideas for this RP
*Camera fades into Vertigo sitting on a leather couch talking on a cellphone doing an interview*
Vertigo: well i guess if i never got into wrestling id be a jobless hack in prision. you should know if you've ever even heard of me that my past isnt somthing that you would want many people to know about. the F.B.I is watching me constantly and if i screw up just once i'll be f**ked by the long dick of the law.
Interviewer: interesting.. alright thats all the time we have. thank you for your time Vertigo.
Vertigo: its cool. have a good one.
*Vertigo hangs up and looks at the clock and sees its 2 AM then he walks to his kitchen and grabs a box of lucky charms and as he pours the cerial into a red plastic bowl his doorbell rings*
Vertigo: s**t.. usually when this happens i get arrested or get kicked in the nuts by a drunk dumbass fan.
*Vertigo walks to the door in his boxers becuase he feels no need to impress anyone this late at night*
*Vertigo opens the door with his eyes half shut*
Vertigo: what the f-
*Vertigo sees that there are two men in black suits that tower over him and between them there is a tall box with a note on it. the man bring the box in and walk out the door*
Vertigo: great more F.B.I dickheads.. good thing Kira is expecting at the hospital so she doesnt have to deal with these suitwearing human jockstraps..
*Vertigo tears the note off the box and starts reading*
Dear Zack Ramon, we've develouped this time travel device for test purposes only and we ask you to test this. no one else we could find would risk their lives for this test and weve come to a compromise, if you agree to test this then we will wipe your records clean. but we warn you if you alter a single thing you could change reality as we know it and we also warn you that by useing this device you are risking your very existance as well as your loved ones proceed with extreme caution, Signed Damon Mecura head of milatary experiment testing.
Vertigo: ehh.. what the f**k?
*Vertigo rips the cardboard away to see a wooden crate wich he carelessly yakuza kicks the top off of and reaches into it and finds a watch with time day and year settings on the side*
Vertigo: wow.. if that isnt a steriotype..hey wait...... HOLY s**t!
*Vertigo runs to his closet and reaches deep into the back and pulls out a kurt cobain t-shirt ripped jeans and a old dirty pair of converse and puts them on in a rush*
Vertigo: lets test this s**t out..
*Vertigo sees a red car drive by his house from out the window. he sets the clock back 30 seconds and hits the set button*
*Vertigo opens his eyes and looks out the window and sees a red car drive by*
Vertigo: oh my god.. i can fix anything..
*Vertigo looks at his shirt and picks up a phone*
Vertigo: hello.. when is the next flight to seattle washington? alright thank you..
*Vertigo puts on a flannel shirt and walks out the door*
Vertigo: ok.. if i do this i might change everything.. but if i can do this then i can save him.. thats all that matters
*Vertigo gets into his car and the camera fades out*
*Camera fades back in with Vertigo holding a CD player sitting on a plane off to his left theres a stack of cds. from the angle the only ones you can make out are superunknown by soundgarden bleach by nirvana and ten by pearl jam and Vertigo is holding the case for nevermind in his hand singing along to breed*
Vertigo:Even if you have Even if you need I dont mean to stare We dont have to breed We can plant a house We can build a tree I dont even care We could have all three..
*Vertigo looks up and sees a bunch of people stareing at him*
Vertigo: you douchebags got a problem? you never see a famous wrestler with purple hair in a nirvana t-shirt singing along to a grounge song before!?..dont answer that
*Vertigo takes out nevermind and reaches to the bottom of the stack and grabs Sap by Alice In Chains and skips to Got Me Wrong and turns it up really loud so it blasts out from the headphones "You sugar taste Sweetness doesnt often touch my face Stay if you please You may not be here when I leave"*
*Camera fades out again*
*Camera fades into Vertigo standing outside what was Kurt Cobain's house*
*Vertigo looks at his watch*
Vertigo: 9am..
*Vertigo sets the watch back to april 8 1994 and his set*
*Vertigo opens his eyes and sees hes surrounded by crying teenagers and looks ahead and sees a body covered by a sheet being wheeled into an ambulance*
Vertigo: oh my god..
*Tears roll down Vertigo's face and a fellow fan hugs him*
Vertigo: im gonna fix this.. trust me..
*Vertigo sets the watch back to march 8th 1993 1am and hits set*
*all the crying fans disappear and the sky darkens*
*Vertigo hops the fence behind the house and climbs through a open window and walks into a dark room where two people are in bed. one with bleachblonde hair and smeared lipstick and the other with shoulde length brown and blonde hair wearing pajamas.*
Vertigo: Kurt.. ill save you no matter what..
*Vertigo reaches under the bed and grabs a box and pulls out a syringe and takes a bottle of liquidized rat poison out of his pocket. he pokes the needle through the top of the bottle and fills the syringe and pulls it out then injects courtney love with it through a vein in her neck injecting the entire syringe full. and watches courtney stop breathing*
*Vertigo walks twoards the door but he hears a shuffleing and looks behind him and sees Kurt sitting up looking at him*
Kurt: who are you?
Vertigo: no one. but you'll thank me someday.
*Vertigo walks out the door and takes a late plane back to his house and sets the watch back to present day and goes inside*
*Vertigo goes onto wikipedia and looks up Kurt Cobain.*
After the mysterious death of his wife Kurt cleaned up his life and began to date Donita Sparks from girl grunge band L7 they were married spetember 19th 1996. Kurt retired from the music world in 2004 and he now lives happily in Aberdeen Washington
Vertigo: perfect. i did my job and my hero is alive..
*Vertigo then looks up some of the lives he may have changed.. the first headline he sees is "FIRST EVER NCW X DEVISION CHAMPION ADMITS DRUG ADDICTION"*
Vertigo: WHAT?? he went to a nirvana concert and the guy next to him blew crack smoke into his face? s**t!.. ok anything else?
"Pornstar Trent Helms Marries Jenna Haze"
Vertigo:oh my god.. he was telling the truth!
"Murderous Kane Family Killed In Shootout With Police"
Vertigo: what the hell!?! how'd that happen!?
"Former Male Stripper Becomes President Of Kazakstan. Enforces Law That Every Man And Woman Must Wear G-Strings And Place The Word Sexy Before Their First Name"
Vertigo: well... thats more predictable.. alternate realitys are tragically hallarious
"Xtreme Plastic Surgeon Gives Micheal Jackson A New Nose For The 23rd Time. This Hardcore Wrestling Legend Has Broken As Many Body Parts As He Has Repaired"
Vertigo: that however..is not so pradictable..
"Genious's Brain Melted By Ultimate Warrior's Confusing Dialect During A Debate"
Vertigo: *chuckles* genious my ass
Vertigo: i cant handle all this right now..
*Vertigo drives to mcdonalds and walks inside*
*Vertigo stands at the counter and wile looking at the menu locks eyes with a familliar face*
Vertigo: SPIKE!?!
Worker: uhh who?
Vertigo: n..nevermind
*Vertigo walks out and drives past what he thought would be the empty cement slab where EFW headquarters was but as Vertigo drives by a huge E catches his eye and he pulls into the parking lot*
Vertigo: oh my god.. could it be?
*Vertigo runs into the training room and sees 20 people with purple hair and red leather trenchcoats sparing with eacother and they all stop and look at him*
Vertigo: oh my god.. their alive..
Damien Dirtmurder: Vertigo!! how did you escape!?
Vertigo: escape what?
Andrew Dirtmurder: Prision!
Vertigo: oh my god no..
Kira Dirtmurder: Vertigo?
*Vertigo looks over to the back*
Vertigo: Kira!
Kira: i need to tell you somthing.. i.. i diddnt think you'd ever get back and.. i..
*Zaster walks out from a back room*
Zaster Dirtmurder: she married me.
Vertigo: oh.. ok.. i.. i have to leave..
Kira: Vertigo!! im..
Vertigo: dont.. i understand..
*Vertigo walks out the door and drives back to his house and walks back to the computer*
"Drabble And Boone have sucessfully won every title in pro wrestling"
Vertigo: ok thats it.. i gotta fix this.. back to seattle.
*CONTINUED IN PART 2*
OOC:spell check still isnt working so sorry for the errors
*Camera fades into Vertigo sitting on a leather couch talking on a cellphone doing an interview*
Vertigo: well i guess if i never got into wrestling id be a jobless hack in prision. you should know if you've ever even heard of me that my past isnt somthing that you would want many people to know about. the F.B.I is watching me constantly and if i screw up just once i'll be f**ked by the long dick of the law.
Interviewer: interesting.. alright thats all the time we have. thank you for your time Vertigo.
Vertigo: its cool. have a good one.
*Vertigo hangs up and looks at the clock and sees its 2 AM then he walks to his kitchen and grabs a box of lucky charms and as he pours the cerial into a red plastic bowl his doorbell rings*
Vertigo: s**t.. usually when this happens i get arrested or get kicked in the nuts by a drunk dumbass fan.
*Vertigo walks to the door in his boxers becuase he feels no need to impress anyone this late at night*
*Vertigo opens the door with his eyes half shut*
Vertigo: what the f-
*Vertigo sees that there are two men in black suits that tower over him and between them there is a tall box with a note on it. the man bring the box in and walk out the door*
Vertigo: great more F.B.I dickheads.. good thing Kira is expecting at the hospital so she doesnt have to deal with these suitwearing human jockstraps..
*Vertigo tears the note off the box and starts reading*
Dear Zack Ramon, we've develouped this time travel device for test purposes only and we ask you to test this. no one else we could find would risk their lives for this test and weve come to a compromise, if you agree to test this then we will wipe your records clean. but we warn you if you alter a single thing you could change reality as we know it and we also warn you that by useing this device you are risking your very existance as well as your loved ones proceed with extreme caution, Signed Damon Mecura head of milatary experiment testing.
Vertigo: ehh.. what the f**k?
*Vertigo rips the cardboard away to see a wooden crate wich he carelessly yakuza kicks the top off of and reaches into it and finds a watch with time day and year settings on the side*
Vertigo: wow.. if that isnt a steriotype..hey wait...... HOLY s**t!
*Vertigo runs to his closet and reaches deep into the back and pulls out a kurt cobain t-shirt ripped jeans and a old dirty pair of converse and puts them on in a rush*
Vertigo: lets test this s**t out..
*Vertigo sees a red car drive by his house from out the window. he sets the clock back 30 seconds and hits the set button*
*Vertigo opens his eyes and looks out the window and sees a red car drive by*
Vertigo: oh my god.. i can fix anything..
*Vertigo looks at his shirt and picks up a phone*
Vertigo: hello.. when is the next flight to seattle washington? alright thank you..
*Vertigo puts on a flannel shirt and walks out the door*
Vertigo: ok.. if i do this i might change everything.. but if i can do this then i can save him.. thats all that matters
*Vertigo gets into his car and the camera fades out*
*Camera fades back in with Vertigo holding a CD player sitting on a plane off to his left theres a stack of cds. from the angle the only ones you can make out are superunknown by soundgarden bleach by nirvana and ten by pearl jam and Vertigo is holding the case for nevermind in his hand singing along to breed*
Vertigo:Even if you have Even if you need I dont mean to stare We dont have to breed We can plant a house We can build a tree I dont even care We could have all three..
*Vertigo looks up and sees a bunch of people stareing at him*
Vertigo: you douchebags got a problem? you never see a famous wrestler with purple hair in a nirvana t-shirt singing along to a grounge song before!?..dont answer that
*Vertigo takes out nevermind and reaches to the bottom of the stack and grabs Sap by Alice In Chains and skips to Got Me Wrong and turns it up really loud so it blasts out from the headphones "You sugar taste Sweetness doesnt often touch my face Stay if you please You may not be here when I leave"*
*Camera fades out again*
*Camera fades into Vertigo standing outside what was Kurt Cobain's house*
*Vertigo looks at his watch*
Vertigo: 9am..
*Vertigo sets the watch back to april 8 1994 and his set*
*Vertigo opens his eyes and sees hes surrounded by crying teenagers and looks ahead and sees a body covered by a sheet being wheeled into an ambulance*
Vertigo: oh my god..
*Tears roll down Vertigo's face and a fellow fan hugs him*
Vertigo: im gonna fix this.. trust me..
*Vertigo sets the watch back to march 8th 1993 1am and hits set*
*all the crying fans disappear and the sky darkens*
*Vertigo hops the fence behind the house and climbs through a open window and walks into a dark room where two people are in bed. one with bleachblonde hair and smeared lipstick and the other with shoulde length brown and blonde hair wearing pajamas.*
Vertigo: Kurt.. ill save you no matter what..
*Vertigo reaches under the bed and grabs a box and pulls out a syringe and takes a bottle of liquidized rat poison out of his pocket. he pokes the needle through the top of the bottle and fills the syringe and pulls it out then injects courtney love with it through a vein in her neck injecting the entire syringe full. and watches courtney stop breathing*
*Vertigo walks twoards the door but he hears a shuffleing and looks behind him and sees Kurt sitting up looking at him*
Kurt: who are you?
Vertigo: no one. but you'll thank me someday.
*Vertigo walks out the door and takes a late plane back to his house and sets the watch back to present day and goes inside*
*Vertigo goes onto wikipedia and looks up Kurt Cobain.*
After the mysterious death of his wife Kurt cleaned up his life and began to date Donita Sparks from girl grunge band L7 they were married spetember 19th 1996. Kurt retired from the music world in 2004 and he now lives happily in Aberdeen Washington
Vertigo: perfect. i did my job and my hero is alive..
*Vertigo then looks up some of the lives he may have changed.. the first headline he sees is "FIRST EVER NCW X DEVISION CHAMPION ADMITS DRUG ADDICTION"*
Vertigo: WHAT?? he went to a nirvana concert and the guy next to him blew crack smoke into his face? s**t!.. ok anything else?
"Pornstar Trent Helms Marries Jenna Haze"
Vertigo:oh my god.. he was telling the truth!
"Murderous Kane Family Killed In Shootout With Police"
Vertigo: what the hell!?! how'd that happen!?
"Former Male Stripper Becomes President Of Kazakstan. Enforces Law That Every Man And Woman Must Wear G-Strings And Place The Word Sexy Before Their First Name"
Vertigo: well... thats more predictable.. alternate realitys are tragically hallarious
"Xtreme Plastic Surgeon Gives Micheal Jackson A New Nose For The 23rd Time. This Hardcore Wrestling Legend Has Broken As Many Body Parts As He Has Repaired"
Vertigo: that however..is not so pradictable..
"Genious's Brain Melted By Ultimate Warrior's Confusing Dialect During A Debate"
Vertigo: *chuckles* genious my ass
Vertigo: i cant handle all this right now..
*Vertigo drives to mcdonalds and walks inside*
*Vertigo stands at the counter and wile looking at the menu locks eyes with a familliar face*
Vertigo: SPIKE!?!
Worker: uhh who?
Vertigo: n..nevermind
*Vertigo walks out and drives past what he thought would be the empty cement slab where EFW headquarters was but as Vertigo drives by a huge E catches his eye and he pulls into the parking lot*
Vertigo: oh my god.. could it be?
*Vertigo runs into the training room and sees 20 people with purple hair and red leather trenchcoats sparing with eacother and they all stop and look at him*
Vertigo: oh my god.. their alive..
Damien Dirtmurder: Vertigo!! how did you escape!?
Vertigo: escape what?
Andrew Dirtmurder: Prision!
Vertigo: oh my god no..
Kira Dirtmurder: Vertigo?
*Vertigo looks over to the back*
Vertigo: Kira!
Kira: i need to tell you somthing.. i.. i diddnt think you'd ever get back and.. i..
*Zaster walks out from a back room*
Zaster Dirtmurder: she married me.
Vertigo: oh.. ok.. i.. i have to leave..
Kira: Vertigo!! im..
Vertigo: dont.. i understand..
*Vertigo walks out the door and drives back to his house and walks back to the computer*
"Drabble And Boone have sucessfully won every title in pro wrestling"
Vertigo: ok thats it.. i gotta fix this.. back to seattle.
*CONTINUED IN PART 2*
OOC:spell check still isnt working so sorry for the errors