Post by Steve Awesome on Aug 10, 2012 20:23:24 GMT -6
cue cheesy awesomely informed intro graphic....
Fade up to Emma Danielson looking visibly annoyed on the guest couch that looks like a pair of aviator sunglasses.
Emma Danielson: I swear, he needs to fire his set designer...and his Photoshop guy...and his scheduler...
Steve enters the room to alot of fanfare. His own theme music, a few stage crew members pop little sound poppers as he walks through the door and a live studio audience cheer even though its clear to everyone that were in a closed set. Emma looks around in bewilderment at the inexplicable live studio audience noises. Steve sits down next to emma at a big desk shuffles a few index cards, does a double take at emma and politely explains......
Steve Awesome: Excuse me sir, I think you have the wrong room…..
Emma Danielson: Well, now that you've got your requisite transvestite joke out of the way...incidentally, how is it this company doesn't have GLAAD crawling down their necks for this crap?
Steve blinks.
Steve Awesome: I dont know what your yapping about.... but seriously dude....Emma Danielson will be here any minute. So you need to vamoose so i can do this interview and get home before I miss Olympic Ping Pong!
Emma Danielson: ...Steve, do I need to flash you? Emma Danielson. Right here.
Steve eyes her up.
Steve Awesome: .......you almost had me there..bro. but i refuse to believe it. you are clearly a man......i mean that is a nice halter top....but i know a woman when i see one.....and you sir....are no women.
Emma stands up in disgust.
Emma Danielson: If all you're going to do is hurl this sort of **** at me, then I don't need to be here. The only reason I don't beat the ever-loving hell out of you right here and now is that technically, and I mean that in every sense of the term, you're my boss.
Steve Awesome: Alright, Alright I'll give you the benefit of the doubt...."Emma"....you know im a jokster.....maybe you should learn to "man" up? ehh? Ehh? I'm sorry don't beat me up.....
Emma sits down again, still glaring daggers at Steve.
Steve Awesome: Yeesh.....anyways.....Emma, you know why I brought you here. To talk to you about the potential possibiity of fighting for the starlets championship at A New Dawn. It's up to the fan's to decide who they want to see face Jenny Williams for the championship.....
Steve throws a thumbs up to the camera
Steve Awesome: ...get your votes in today folks....
Steve Awesome: ....and tonight its all about you and why it should be you in that ring come A New Dawn.
Emma Danielson: So, stump speech time, eh? I have to sell myself to the nCw faithful and convince them I should be the one who goes toe-to-toe with Jenny Williams.
Steve Awesome: That's pretty much what we're going for here...yes. I mean you've been world champion before, so you know what it feels like to be at the top.
Emma Danielson: Yeah, I have. And I'd be lying if I said it wouldn't be nice to get a chance to shut up the people who seem to think that my World Title run wasn't good enough...you know who you are, Kelly...
Steve Awesome: yeah...Kelly's always bringing everyone down.
Emma Danielson: But I'm not here to whine about everyone that doesn't have faith. I'm here to remind people why I should get that title shot. And plain and simple? I should get it because every single week I'm out there, no matter what, I give everything. I put myself wholeheartedly into what I do, and every match, to me, is another step on the road back to the top. I've been climbing for a long time, and I'm ready to take that final step
.
Steve Awesome: This could be your moment in two more weeks. What's going through your head right now as you think.....the bazillion or so NCW fans have the power to put you into that moment. A moment that....and lets be real here.....may not have come so soon for you otherwise.....and could all come or go with the click of a mouse....whats that like?
Emma Danielson: It's daunting, to say the least. I guess it's really going to be a snapshot of the fans. Who do they like, who do they dislike? Yeah, I'll admit that I might not have had this moment otherwise. But that's the thing about it. It's not in my hands anymore, or yours, or anyone's but the people sitting at home. I'm basically sitting here fingers crossed. Over the next two weeks, I'm going to try to show the people at home why I should be the one getting that shot. Time'll tell if it works.
Steve Awesome: What if you do get the vote and you go into A New Dawn in two weeks, to face Jenny Williams....and you take home the Starlets World Title. what would that mean to you?
Emma Danielson: It'd mean the world. It'd mean vindication of all the hard work I've put into my career. I'll be honest, there are days when it's hard to get up and keep going. When I can feel the bruises and the cracked ribs shouting at me to stay down. But this chase is what keeps me going. If I walk out of A New Dawn Starlets World Champion? That would mean more to me than anything in my entire career.
Steve Awesome: It's been a pretty rocky career though. Everyone knows about your past with alcohol...
Emma Danielson: Past and present...it's a razor's edge. I always have to be careful to not fall into the pit I was in.
Steve Awesome: I'm sure your desire to be champion again is a driving force.
Emma Danielson: You know as well as I do, Steve. When you want something as bad as that World Title, you'll do absolutely anything it takes to get it.
Steve Awesome: Do I......I'd even bang you for a shot at the world championship.....hell I'd do it SOBER!!
Emma Danielson: ...keeping the charm turned up to 11 as always there, boss.
Steve Awesome: Ahem...excuse me. Anyways.....what's your thoughts on the current champion? Jenny Williams?……. And this is my show...so feel free to get as brutal as you want.
Emma Danielson: Jenny? I want to hate her. She's a Williams, she's a Famularo, she's loud-mouthed, she hangs around a lot of people who I've made no secret of my desire to turn into something resembling a fine paste...oh, I want to hate that girl so bad. But...I can't bring myself to throw her wholeheartedly into the hate pile. Well, I really couldn't until I heard her little gloat-fest over winning the title. Now I just want to use the little snot as a volleyball Put bluntly, I see Jenny Williams as the person a lot of people see me as: someone who won the belt through a combination of persistence, some skill and sheer luck, and whose reign is going down in history only because of how utterly inconsequential it was.
Steve Awesome: Oh ho...SNAP….Jenny got HOSED....anything else you want to add?
Emma Danielson: Yeah. To all those wonderful people sitting out there at home? If you vote me into the title match against Jenny and I win? First round's on me.
Steve Awesome: Alrighty....recovering alcoholic wants to buy you a drink....the powers in your hands folks. That's Emma Danielson....assumedly.....I'm Steve Awesome...obviously..this is Awesomely Informed........Deuces.
Fade up to Emma Danielson looking visibly annoyed on the guest couch that looks like a pair of aviator sunglasses.
Emma Danielson: I swear, he needs to fire his set designer...and his Photoshop guy...and his scheduler...
Steve enters the room to alot of fanfare. His own theme music, a few stage crew members pop little sound poppers as he walks through the door and a live studio audience cheer even though its clear to everyone that were in a closed set. Emma looks around in bewilderment at the inexplicable live studio audience noises. Steve sits down next to emma at a big desk shuffles a few index cards, does a double take at emma and politely explains......
Steve Awesome: Excuse me sir, I think you have the wrong room…..
Emma Danielson: Well, now that you've got your requisite transvestite joke out of the way...incidentally, how is it this company doesn't have GLAAD crawling down their necks for this crap?
Steve blinks.
Steve Awesome: I dont know what your yapping about.... but seriously dude....Emma Danielson will be here any minute. So you need to vamoose so i can do this interview and get home before I miss Olympic Ping Pong!
Emma Danielson: ...Steve, do I need to flash you? Emma Danielson. Right here.
Steve eyes her up.
Steve Awesome: .......you almost had me there..bro. but i refuse to believe it. you are clearly a man......i mean that is a nice halter top....but i know a woman when i see one.....and you sir....are no women.
Emma stands up in disgust.
Emma Danielson: If all you're going to do is hurl this sort of **** at me, then I don't need to be here. The only reason I don't beat the ever-loving hell out of you right here and now is that technically, and I mean that in every sense of the term, you're my boss.
Steve Awesome: Alright, Alright I'll give you the benefit of the doubt...."Emma"....you know im a jokster.....maybe you should learn to "man" up? ehh? Ehh? I'm sorry don't beat me up.....
Emma sits down again, still glaring daggers at Steve.
Steve Awesome: Yeesh.....anyways.....Emma, you know why I brought you here. To talk to you about the potential possibiity of fighting for the starlets championship at A New Dawn. It's up to the fan's to decide who they want to see face Jenny Williams for the championship.....
Steve throws a thumbs up to the camera
Steve Awesome: ...get your votes in today folks....
Steve Awesome: ....and tonight its all about you and why it should be you in that ring come A New Dawn.
Emma Danielson: So, stump speech time, eh? I have to sell myself to the nCw faithful and convince them I should be the one who goes toe-to-toe with Jenny Williams.
Steve Awesome: That's pretty much what we're going for here...yes. I mean you've been world champion before, so you know what it feels like to be at the top.
Emma Danielson: Yeah, I have. And I'd be lying if I said it wouldn't be nice to get a chance to shut up the people who seem to think that my World Title run wasn't good enough...you know who you are, Kelly...
Steve Awesome: yeah...Kelly's always bringing everyone down.
Emma Danielson: But I'm not here to whine about everyone that doesn't have faith. I'm here to remind people why I should get that title shot. And plain and simple? I should get it because every single week I'm out there, no matter what, I give everything. I put myself wholeheartedly into what I do, and every match, to me, is another step on the road back to the top. I've been climbing for a long time, and I'm ready to take that final step
.
Steve Awesome: This could be your moment in two more weeks. What's going through your head right now as you think.....the bazillion or so NCW fans have the power to put you into that moment. A moment that....and lets be real here.....may not have come so soon for you otherwise.....and could all come or go with the click of a mouse....whats that like?
Emma Danielson: It's daunting, to say the least. I guess it's really going to be a snapshot of the fans. Who do they like, who do they dislike? Yeah, I'll admit that I might not have had this moment otherwise. But that's the thing about it. It's not in my hands anymore, or yours, or anyone's but the people sitting at home. I'm basically sitting here fingers crossed. Over the next two weeks, I'm going to try to show the people at home why I should be the one getting that shot. Time'll tell if it works.
Steve Awesome: What if you do get the vote and you go into A New Dawn in two weeks, to face Jenny Williams....and you take home the Starlets World Title. what would that mean to you?
Emma Danielson: It'd mean the world. It'd mean vindication of all the hard work I've put into my career. I'll be honest, there are days when it's hard to get up and keep going. When I can feel the bruises and the cracked ribs shouting at me to stay down. But this chase is what keeps me going. If I walk out of A New Dawn Starlets World Champion? That would mean more to me than anything in my entire career.
Steve Awesome: It's been a pretty rocky career though. Everyone knows about your past with alcohol...
Emma Danielson: Past and present...it's a razor's edge. I always have to be careful to not fall into the pit I was in.
Steve Awesome: I'm sure your desire to be champion again is a driving force.
Emma Danielson: You know as well as I do, Steve. When you want something as bad as that World Title, you'll do absolutely anything it takes to get it.
Steve Awesome: Do I......I'd even bang you for a shot at the world championship.....hell I'd do it SOBER!!
Emma Danielson: ...keeping the charm turned up to 11 as always there, boss.
Steve Awesome: Ahem...excuse me. Anyways.....what's your thoughts on the current champion? Jenny Williams?……. And this is my show...so feel free to get as brutal as you want.
Emma Danielson: Jenny? I want to hate her. She's a Williams, she's a Famularo, she's loud-mouthed, she hangs around a lot of people who I've made no secret of my desire to turn into something resembling a fine paste...oh, I want to hate that girl so bad. But...I can't bring myself to throw her wholeheartedly into the hate pile. Well, I really couldn't until I heard her little gloat-fest over winning the title. Now I just want to use the little snot as a volleyball Put bluntly, I see Jenny Williams as the person a lot of people see me as: someone who won the belt through a combination of persistence, some skill and sheer luck, and whose reign is going down in history only because of how utterly inconsequential it was.
Steve Awesome: Oh ho...SNAP….Jenny got HOSED....anything else you want to add?
Emma Danielson: Yeah. To all those wonderful people sitting out there at home? If you vote me into the title match against Jenny and I win? First round's on me.
Steve Awesome: Alrighty....recovering alcoholic wants to buy you a drink....the powers in your hands folks. That's Emma Danielson....assumedly.....I'm Steve Awesome...obviously..this is Awesomely Informed........Deuces.