Post by Logan Quicksilver on Sept 7, 2007 15:48:12 GMT -6
//We join our modern day hero mid-swig at Cactus Pete's, a local tavern down the street from his home in Toronto, Canada. He's sifting his way through a newspaper when he comes across an article in which parliament is speaking on the possibility of legalizing gay marriage in Ontario. He reads the article, while still slamming back his "cold-one". When finished, and rolls the paper up, and tosses it to the floor. The bar keep, some guy named Jimmy comes over to Logan.//
Jimmy: Eh, what do you think this is pal. Pick that up.
Logan: I'm sorry, I just finished reading that article they have in there about allowing that whole gay marriage thing. What's this world coming to?
Jimmy: I hear you, but really, pick up that *** damn newspaper!
Logan: I told you, I'll do it.
Jimmy: Now!
Logan: I don't think I much like your tone...
Jimmy: And what are you going to do about it?
//Now I know what you might be thinking, our hero is about to clench a fist, and knock this guy into next week. But this is where your wrong my friends, because what you didn't know is that Logan Quicksilver, the man who now looks like a little bitch, is actually screwing old Jimmy's wife. And she's not a bad lay either. In fact, he's going to meet up with her as soon as he leaves the bar.//
Logan: ... I'm sorry, let me pick that up.
Jimmy: That's what I thought. And once your done there, get the hell out of my bar!
//With little more than a sigh, Logan picks up the newspaper, places it down on the bar, and walks out. What stupid Jimmy doesn't realise is that Logan has yet to pay his tab, which at the moment is somewhere in the region of one-hundred and fifty dollars. Maybe Jimmy should pay more attention next time.//
"ring...ring...ring..."
Logan: Hello?
: "Mmmm, Logan baby, when you coming over?"
Logan: I'm on my way right now. Just have to make a few stops along the way.
: "Hurry, I've already started."
Logan: Without me, your filthy, naughty girl you...
//Well, as you may have guessed by now, the woman on the phone is Ms. Jimmy the Bartender, and Logan is about to go receive he's mid-week sexcapade. Rather than fill you in on the lucrative details, I'm going to have to let you go, cause I really want a beer, and it's Friday night. So until next time kids...//[/size][/b]
Jimmy: Eh, what do you think this is pal. Pick that up.
Logan: I'm sorry, I just finished reading that article they have in there about allowing that whole gay marriage thing. What's this world coming to?
Jimmy: I hear you, but really, pick up that *** damn newspaper!
Logan: I told you, I'll do it.
Jimmy: Now!
Logan: I don't think I much like your tone...
Jimmy: And what are you going to do about it?
//Now I know what you might be thinking, our hero is about to clench a fist, and knock this guy into next week. But this is where your wrong my friends, because what you didn't know is that Logan Quicksilver, the man who now looks like a little bitch, is actually screwing old Jimmy's wife. And she's not a bad lay either. In fact, he's going to meet up with her as soon as he leaves the bar.//
Logan: ... I'm sorry, let me pick that up.
Jimmy: That's what I thought. And once your done there, get the hell out of my bar!
//With little more than a sigh, Logan picks up the newspaper, places it down on the bar, and walks out. What stupid Jimmy doesn't realise is that Logan has yet to pay his tab, which at the moment is somewhere in the region of one-hundred and fifty dollars. Maybe Jimmy should pay more attention next time.//
"ring...ring...ring..."
Logan: Hello?
: "Mmmm, Logan baby, when you coming over?"
Logan: I'm on my way right now. Just have to make a few stops along the way.
: "Hurry, I've already started."
Logan: Without me, your filthy, naughty girl you...
//Well, as you may have guessed by now, the woman on the phone is Ms. Jimmy the Bartender, and Logan is about to go receive he's mid-week sexcapade. Rather than fill you in on the lucrative details, I'm going to have to let you go, cause I really want a beer, and it's Friday night. So until next time kids...//[/size][/b]