Post by Freya Davis on Dec 4, 2012 10:55:30 GMT -6
"You know I thought about doing a really cliched song right now but I ultimately decided against it. I'm not a very good singer at all and, well, I don't think anyone wants to hear a terrible singer singing a song where they might mess up the words and miss a few things. I mean what kind of person busts out into random song where they miss half the words? A person that should shut up and I don't really like being told to shut up so I'll just shy away from singing a song and instead just say this. Also I have to modify it a bit so I don't get sued for any sort of infringement.
THE CHAMPION HAS ARRIVED!
See now they can't touch me for taking an already overused saying and saying it. I'm a clever person, or I'd like to think so anyways. I told everyone I was going to beat Jenny Williams for this title two nights ago at Breaking Away and boy would you look at that! Who walked away with the title in her hands? Who stood up instead of being helped out because she was choked out? Oh right, it was me! See what happens when you stay focused on a match and not planning a wedding?
Regardless, Jenny, I did it. I beat you. I proved that your family can get a roll up win, a questionable win over me but when it matters the most because I knew if I failed last Sunday night that was it, I could win it. No questions asked. Everyone saw how I beat. They saw you were choked out. Much like how I started my road to this title a couple of months ago. Good luck with your marriage, little girl, see how long it lasts.
Now before I hit on my match this week I'd like to invite everyone, except for Mercedes Vargas, to my big celebration on Collision. There will be Red Bull, cake, balloons, and maybe even a few blasts from the past. You might be asking yourself why am I doing this. Well, it's simple. No one ever has really celebrated this title on Collision after winning. If a jerk head like Verona can take up an ungodly amount of time droning on about crumpets, I think I can throw a bit of a party!
Saturday night is my first match as Starlets Champion. My first match with this title around my waist as I walk to the ring to wrestle. It'll feel pretty awesome. I've won a couple of titles before but this just feels the best out of anything. Maybe its because I knew I had to work the hardest for this one. I didn't have listen to someone say yep, you're pretty much going to win because the person you face really sucks in the ring and you shouldn't have a problem defeating them.
Sounds like when I face Crystal in big matches. OHH BURN!
However I wasn't expecting what I saw when the listing came out for what's going on this week. Main event of Tramua, woohoo! Though I have to team with a black guy. Seriously? Teaming me with a black guy. That is like why in the hell would you do that? Everyone knows that little ole Freya goes nuts for a black guy. I mean I've had sex with so many of them that I'm a complete expert on the subject by now. I think I saw someone with a t-shirt that say "Black Nuts Drives Freya's Vagina."
That totally didn't make sense by the way. Wait a second though. Might it be I've only been with the one black man I'm teaming with this week. Oh my what a concept! You know, where a wife loves her husband and only her husband. My goodness. All those dirt sheets saying I was doing naughty things with so many random men were wrong. I love my husband, I love teaming with my husband, and we are still undefeated as a team. I plan to keep this going against Kathleen Conway and Mr. Ugly fAce.
As usual I'll let Dexter take care of the human catcher's mitt because NCW doesn't allow to women to throw down with the men, dog. I'd totaly one v one him bro.
Kathleen Conway. One of the women I defeated back at Road to the Gold and then in a tag match last month too. Seems fair you beat me earlier in the year. Seems like we've been going back and forth for a while now. A damn shame, though, that you couldn't beat that steaming pile of garbage known as Mercedes Vargas at Breaking Away. I was really pulling for you too. I wanted to see Kathy's hand raised in victory as the James Bond music played really loudly.
Although you did get pinned cheaply. Doesn't shock me too much as Vargas is a cheating whore bag. Proved that during Road to the Gold. In any case, Kathy, I feel for you, I really do. No one should have to put up with that bottom feeder who masks herself as a professional wrestler. I hope you're able to move past her and build up some steam for me, maybe. Though that might look bad as isn't Acey Pooh the head of this division now or something? I honestly lost track of who did what a while ago because it is way too confusing.
Still this is a great shot for you to pin the champion this weekend. A great chance for Kathy Conway to move past this ugliness with Vargas, which usually comes with the territory, and move forward in your singles career. Then again you could cry foul, like I did, and go for another shot at that dirty bitch. No matter what you, Kathleen, I'm sure its a lot better then listening to Alex Jones talk about how great he is.
Nothing to do with us, just tired of hearing him go on and on like Verona does. That's the good thing about being a woman. If we talk to long, men have to listen if they want any more sexy times. Also, Kathy, the rumors I heard of your husband being an ass man better not be true! Don't want him staring at me like I was a piece of meat.
Still I hope to have a good portion of the match against you. Despite what some might think, I think you're a pretty good wrestler. Not a bad person either. I still feel like there will be that mutual respect between the two of us. So best of luck to you, Kathleen, on Saturday night.
So here is to me being a champion of our division that everyone can be proud of. Not just a few people like Jenny Williams. You will see me at my best every single week to show off our division. The best division in this company."
THE CHAMPION HAS ARRIVED!
See now they can't touch me for taking an already overused saying and saying it. I'm a clever person, or I'd like to think so anyways. I told everyone I was going to beat Jenny Williams for this title two nights ago at Breaking Away and boy would you look at that! Who walked away with the title in her hands? Who stood up instead of being helped out because she was choked out? Oh right, it was me! See what happens when you stay focused on a match and not planning a wedding?
Regardless, Jenny, I did it. I beat you. I proved that your family can get a roll up win, a questionable win over me but when it matters the most because I knew if I failed last Sunday night that was it, I could win it. No questions asked. Everyone saw how I beat. They saw you were choked out. Much like how I started my road to this title a couple of months ago. Good luck with your marriage, little girl, see how long it lasts.
Now before I hit on my match this week I'd like to invite everyone, except for Mercedes Vargas, to my big celebration on Collision. There will be Red Bull, cake, balloons, and maybe even a few blasts from the past. You might be asking yourself why am I doing this. Well, it's simple. No one ever has really celebrated this title on Collision after winning. If a jerk head like Verona can take up an ungodly amount of time droning on about crumpets, I think I can throw a bit of a party!
Saturday night is my first match as Starlets Champion. My first match with this title around my waist as I walk to the ring to wrestle. It'll feel pretty awesome. I've won a couple of titles before but this just feels the best out of anything. Maybe its because I knew I had to work the hardest for this one. I didn't have listen to someone say yep, you're pretty much going to win because the person you face really sucks in the ring and you shouldn't have a problem defeating them.
Sounds like when I face Crystal in big matches. OHH BURN!
However I wasn't expecting what I saw when the listing came out for what's going on this week. Main event of Tramua, woohoo! Though I have to team with a black guy. Seriously? Teaming me with a black guy. That is like why in the hell would you do that? Everyone knows that little ole Freya goes nuts for a black guy. I mean I've had sex with so many of them that I'm a complete expert on the subject by now. I think I saw someone with a t-shirt that say "Black Nuts Drives Freya's Vagina."
That totally didn't make sense by the way. Wait a second though. Might it be I've only been with the one black man I'm teaming with this week. Oh my what a concept! You know, where a wife loves her husband and only her husband. My goodness. All those dirt sheets saying I was doing naughty things with so many random men were wrong. I love my husband, I love teaming with my husband, and we are still undefeated as a team. I plan to keep this going against Kathleen Conway and Mr. Ugly fAce.
As usual I'll let Dexter take care of the human catcher's mitt because NCW doesn't allow to women to throw down with the men, dog. I'd totaly one v one him bro.
Kathleen Conway. One of the women I defeated back at Road to the Gold and then in a tag match last month too. Seems fair you beat me earlier in the year. Seems like we've been going back and forth for a while now. A damn shame, though, that you couldn't beat that steaming pile of garbage known as Mercedes Vargas at Breaking Away. I was really pulling for you too. I wanted to see Kathy's hand raised in victory as the James Bond music played really loudly.
Although you did get pinned cheaply. Doesn't shock me too much as Vargas is a cheating whore bag. Proved that during Road to the Gold. In any case, Kathy, I feel for you, I really do. No one should have to put up with that bottom feeder who masks herself as a professional wrestler. I hope you're able to move past her and build up some steam for me, maybe. Though that might look bad as isn't Acey Pooh the head of this division now or something? I honestly lost track of who did what a while ago because it is way too confusing.
Still this is a great shot for you to pin the champion this weekend. A great chance for Kathy Conway to move past this ugliness with Vargas, which usually comes with the territory, and move forward in your singles career. Then again you could cry foul, like I did, and go for another shot at that dirty bitch. No matter what you, Kathleen, I'm sure its a lot better then listening to Alex Jones talk about how great he is.
Nothing to do with us, just tired of hearing him go on and on like Verona does. That's the good thing about being a woman. If we talk to long, men have to listen if they want any more sexy times. Also, Kathy, the rumors I heard of your husband being an ass man better not be true! Don't want him staring at me like I was a piece of meat.
Still I hope to have a good portion of the match against you. Despite what some might think, I think you're a pretty good wrestler. Not a bad person either. I still feel like there will be that mutual respect between the two of us. So best of luck to you, Kathleen, on Saturday night.
So here is to me being a champion of our division that everyone can be proud of. Not just a few people like Jenny Williams. You will see me at my best every single week to show off our division. The best division in this company."
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Yawn. I love Tuesday mornings now. There is always a giant supper on Monday night and an even bigger breakfast on Tuesday mornings now that Cecilia lives with us for the time being. I can see this tradition continuing on after she does find an apartment. I get out of bed in my Hello Kitty pajamas. Yes, Hello Kitty. I might be in my mid twenties but dammit, they're cute and I'm a girl. The smell of bacon is in the air!
Freya: Bacon!
This makes me march out of the master bedroom as I put my slippers on first. Cold feet are the worst. I walk down the hallway before getting to the living room to see Dexter watching TV with Tasha next to him. Looks like cartoons on Netflix. Not a terrible idea. I give both of them a good morning kiss before seeing baby Dexter near the dining table.
Freya: Oh there is my big boy!
I give him the biggest kiss of all as he opens his eyes for a moment before going back to sleep. Mommy's little cutie pie he is. I sit at the table as the morning papers are there. We get two of them. I open the bigger one, reading the sports section first as Dexter takes forever with it and I really don't know much about sports.
Cecilia: Good morning, Freya.
Freya: Morning, Cecilia. How are you?
Cecilia: Doing just fine. How about you Miss Starlets Champion.
That puts a smile on my face. Hearing that is still pretty new to me and it just feels awesome. Tasha thinks its the coolest looking title in the world. She much prefers it to daddy's. Which does make sense as she might be a future Starlets Champion. Completely up to her as to what she wants to do. Except porn. I will not stand for that.
Freya: Great. Slept awesome. These pajamas are making me sleep better, I think. I used to...
I stop talking not wanting Cecilia to know that I used to sleep in the nude with her son. That would cross a line that no one should ever really cross.
Freya: Wear this terrible pajamas that were super scratchy.
Cecilia: I see.
I think she saw through the lines thanks to my stupid pause. Still at least it wasn't said out loud. I pour myself some tea as I don't drink coffee. There is some orange juice in a cup. Just waiting on this fantastic food now. I wish I could be as great of a cook as Cecilia. Time to look at the main section of the paper.
Cecilia: Oh, Freya, why don't you look at the entertainment section first.
Freya: Why?
Cecilia: Just a hunch there is something on there you might like.
Okay... I guess I'll take her advice. She has never really done me wrong. I flip to the entertainment part of the paper as there is a full page ad taken out. Interesting. Wait.... HOLD THE BANANA PHONE!
Freya: WHAT?!
Cecilia just smiles as Dexter turns around as Tasha does the same although she has to stand on the couch to see my face. There is a full page ad of me holding the Starlets Title with a caption of "We love you, Freya." Wow. I can't believe they did this for me.
Freya: Thank you! Thank you so much.
Dexter: Keep reading.
Alright then. Oh my god!
*THUD!*
Dex: Freya! Are you okay?!
Cecilia: I'll get an ice pack. That is going to bruise up super bad.
Dex: Its okay, Tasha, mommy just fell out of her chair. She's going to be alright.
Owwwww. I can't believe I just read that. I honestly don't think that can be possible.
*THUD!*
Dex: And there she goes again. I think the shock of seeing it again made her faint again, mama.
Cecilia: I think you're right...