Post by Addisyn Starr on Dec 7, 2012 15:58:07 GMT -6
The recording that was obviously done with a web camera from the front of the computer clicks on the image we are greeted to is that of a very attractive, young, blonde female, who some might remember from such hits as Mr. Johnson’s last Hurrah and Rachel Rabbit 2: Lets get Hoppy,... Addisyn Starr. It is clear she has just woken up and rolled out of bed to start this video and it’s also very clear that she isn’t wearing much of anything besides some very lacey night wear. Her bodyguard Tyrone stands behind her, at her bedroom door, looking kinda creepy actuallly.
“You might be wondering, which is ok, don’t worry about it. Why I’m video blogging so early today, well it’s because today is no ordinary day, today is the day I head up... well down I guess... where is this place anyway? You know what it doesn’t matter what direction it is, because that’s not the point! I’m going to NCW headquarters in Dallas... puh-uke, to officially sign my contract! YAY! Hold your applause, hold your applause.”
She pretends to be waiting for the non existance applause to die down as she makes the “quiet down” motion with her arms and hands. Which of course just makes her cleavage rise and fall... which totally wasn’t her intention... sure.
“That’s right, all my loyal subscribers I’ve finally been called up! I’ve been training for sooooo long at the official NCW Training territory, I didn’t think all my haaaard work was going to pay off, but it did! It really did! Wow... how long was I threre? Tyrone, how long was I training there?”
“About four months.”
There is dead silence after Addisyn turns back to the camera and looks surprised that the number is actually much lower than she thought it would be. She twists her lips to the side, in deep thought, and then just decides to ignore it.
“Anyway! Like I was saying, after such a hard and long time training, I’m finally going to get my chance to be a star in a fourth successful life venture! They already have the match ready for me and I just need to sign that dotted line. Then I can add professional wrestling to my list of accomplishments, It won’t match the Grammy or Oscar I’m most likely going to win later, but hell it’s going to be off the hook for a while right? Right.”
Addisyn leans towards the camera a bit... totally where we can look down her silky top and winks at the camera while giving a half smile. She leans back in the chair, still looking excited and claps her hands together all flirty like.
“Ohhhh I’m just so excited! I can’t wait, why can’t it be Saturday already!? It’s not fair! … Anyway, I don’t know who I’m facing.. persay. I just know their names, maybe some of you guys if you have any information on them can throw me up some links or info in the comments section, but I mean... surely they can’t be all that special right? One of them is named after a car and the other is sounds like she’s a 60 year old cat wrangler so really, I doubt there is much to this. Besides, I’ve been training directly under Adam Knite at the development grounds, and like he just poops out world champions after they train under him so I should be good to go. Now don’t cop a ‘tude, because I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I’m not worried, if I were worried I’d be all like …. ‘oh no, I don’t think I can take these two wrestlers who are so tough and strong that I know exactly who they are and they gots all kind of talents’... and I’m not! See, I’m all relaxed and talking to you guys the second I wake up, because I’m SO FREAKING EXCITED about this opp.”
She bounces up and down for a few seconds.. jiggling and... well bouncing, in her pure excitement over what she'd just said. She finally seems to calm herself down as she puts her hands out in front of her and tells herself to settle down. When finally composed she decides to speak again.
“Anyway, I want all of you, that’s right, every single one of my followers to make this show if you can. It’s on Trauma and I want you to come out and support your Starr. Make the other girls in the back jealous of how many fans I’ve got ok? Pleeeeeease? For me? Good, thank you. And before I sign off today, I just wanted to say one last thing about my opponents, I feel like I should throw down some trash talk right? Right. First... Camaro Barfgas....”
“Mercedes Vargas?”
Tyrone squeaks out Addisyn’s opponent’s proper name and she turns around and glares at him from her chair and he shuts up instantly. She turns around and looks awfully annoyed at what has happened, so much so that she’s clearly lost her train of thought. She doesn’t say a single word for several seconds before she suddenly puts her hand on her chin, she turns around and looks at Tyron who seems confused. She turns back to the computer, then back to Tyron one last time before shrieks out loudly in total shock.
“Tyrone what are you doing in here!? I’m half naked! This is my bedroom! This is not how a professional worker does his job, ogling the woman he’s supposed to be protecting from her rabid fanbase!”
“Miss. You’re currently broadcasting live to thousands of people... They can all see you as well.”
“This isn’t about them Tyrone! We’re talking about you! Stop trying to catch a peak and turn around!”
Tyrone seems very confused at what is going on so he just stands there in disbelief for a second, which during such time gives Addisyn the opportunity to help her bodyguard realize what she is saying. She stands up, with her back to the camera facing Tyrone, and giving us a very nice glimpse of her barely covered buttocks in the process... again totally not intentional by any means, and telling him to spin around with her finger. He sighs before doing so, he now faces the door and Addisyn slowly sits back down in her chair.
“Like OMG, it’s impossible to find good help these days. I mean what a perv right? Right. Anyway what was I saying.. UGH! Tyrone totally made me lose track of what I was going to say and it was going to be all kick ass and stuff... dammit.”
Addisyn sighs deeply as she looks down at the floor in front of her feet. She is deeply hurt that she couldn't give her fans the type of quality show they are used to... then suddenly that ends. She shoots back up, smiling, ready to get them right back watching her... by holding up a banana.
“anyway... Who wants to watch me deep throat this banana?!”
It’s actually quite an impressive feat. However, this is where the video ends, Addisyn smiling at the camera, proud of herself and a million preteen subscribers... attention’s held so to speak. Also... a very lucky banana sitting on the table... fade out.
“You might be wondering, which is ok, don’t worry about it. Why I’m video blogging so early today, well it’s because today is no ordinary day, today is the day I head up... well down I guess... where is this place anyway? You know what it doesn’t matter what direction it is, because that’s not the point! I’m going to NCW headquarters in Dallas... puh-uke, to officially sign my contract! YAY! Hold your applause, hold your applause.”
She pretends to be waiting for the non existance applause to die down as she makes the “quiet down” motion with her arms and hands. Which of course just makes her cleavage rise and fall... which totally wasn’t her intention... sure.
“That’s right, all my loyal subscribers I’ve finally been called up! I’ve been training for sooooo long at the official NCW Training territory, I didn’t think all my haaaard work was going to pay off, but it did! It really did! Wow... how long was I threre? Tyrone, how long was I training there?”
“About four months.”
There is dead silence after Addisyn turns back to the camera and looks surprised that the number is actually much lower than she thought it would be. She twists her lips to the side, in deep thought, and then just decides to ignore it.
“Anyway! Like I was saying, after such a hard and long time training, I’m finally going to get my chance to be a star in a fourth successful life venture! They already have the match ready for me and I just need to sign that dotted line. Then I can add professional wrestling to my list of accomplishments, It won’t match the Grammy or Oscar I’m most likely going to win later, but hell it’s going to be off the hook for a while right? Right.”
Addisyn leans towards the camera a bit... totally where we can look down her silky top and winks at the camera while giving a half smile. She leans back in the chair, still looking excited and claps her hands together all flirty like.
“Ohhhh I’m just so excited! I can’t wait, why can’t it be Saturday already!? It’s not fair! … Anyway, I don’t know who I’m facing.. persay. I just know their names, maybe some of you guys if you have any information on them can throw me up some links or info in the comments section, but I mean... surely they can’t be all that special right? One of them is named after a car and the other is sounds like she’s a 60 year old cat wrangler so really, I doubt there is much to this. Besides, I’ve been training directly under Adam Knite at the development grounds, and like he just poops out world champions after they train under him so I should be good to go. Now don’t cop a ‘tude, because I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I’m not worried, if I were worried I’d be all like …. ‘oh no, I don’t think I can take these two wrestlers who are so tough and strong that I know exactly who they are and they gots all kind of talents’... and I’m not! See, I’m all relaxed and talking to you guys the second I wake up, because I’m SO FREAKING EXCITED about this opp.”
She bounces up and down for a few seconds.. jiggling and... well bouncing, in her pure excitement over what she'd just said. She finally seems to calm herself down as she puts her hands out in front of her and tells herself to settle down. When finally composed she decides to speak again.
“Anyway, I want all of you, that’s right, every single one of my followers to make this show if you can. It’s on Trauma and I want you to come out and support your Starr. Make the other girls in the back jealous of how many fans I’ve got ok? Pleeeeeease? For me? Good, thank you. And before I sign off today, I just wanted to say one last thing about my opponents, I feel like I should throw down some trash talk right? Right. First... Camaro Barfgas....”
“Mercedes Vargas?”
Tyrone squeaks out Addisyn’s opponent’s proper name and she turns around and glares at him from her chair and he shuts up instantly. She turns around and looks awfully annoyed at what has happened, so much so that she’s clearly lost her train of thought. She doesn’t say a single word for several seconds before she suddenly puts her hand on her chin, she turns around and looks at Tyron who seems confused. She turns back to the computer, then back to Tyron one last time before shrieks out loudly in total shock.
“Tyrone what are you doing in here!? I’m half naked! This is my bedroom! This is not how a professional worker does his job, ogling the woman he’s supposed to be protecting from her rabid fanbase!”
“Miss. You’re currently broadcasting live to thousands of people... They can all see you as well.”
“This isn’t about them Tyrone! We’re talking about you! Stop trying to catch a peak and turn around!”
Tyrone seems very confused at what is going on so he just stands there in disbelief for a second, which during such time gives Addisyn the opportunity to help her bodyguard realize what she is saying. She stands up, with her back to the camera facing Tyrone, and giving us a very nice glimpse of her barely covered buttocks in the process... again totally not intentional by any means, and telling him to spin around with her finger. He sighs before doing so, he now faces the door and Addisyn slowly sits back down in her chair.
“Like OMG, it’s impossible to find good help these days. I mean what a perv right? Right. Anyway what was I saying.. UGH! Tyrone totally made me lose track of what I was going to say and it was going to be all kick ass and stuff... dammit.”
Addisyn sighs deeply as she looks down at the floor in front of her feet. She is deeply hurt that she couldn't give her fans the type of quality show they are used to... then suddenly that ends. She shoots back up, smiling, ready to get them right back watching her... by holding up a banana.
“anyway... Who wants to watch me deep throat this banana?!”
It’s actually quite an impressive feat. However, this is where the video ends, Addisyn smiling at the camera, proud of herself and a million preteen subscribers... attention’s held so to speak. Also... a very lucky banana sitting on the table... fade out.