Post by James Warren on Jan 12, 2013 10:37:23 GMT -6
{Our scene opens up and we find ourselves at the home of the Warren’s in Charlotte, North Carolina. It is there where we are able to see James Warren with a huge smile on his face as he grins staring at his wife who just seems very uneasy. As a matter of fact Cindy is beyond livid as her arms are crossed staring back at James who has a cheerful grin on his lips.}
“So… What was your reason for making out with Jaymie Boone the other day? You care to tell me what exactly you were doing?”
{James just stands there as he stares back at his wife with a smirk on his face.}
“Well you see Cyn I was simply checking to see if she had anything wrong with her. What is so unusual about making…. Err giving her a checkup… There is something seriously wrong with her I am not sure what it is but it seems that woman is just so desperately in love with me. Now don’t worry the checking of the mouth was only the first step. I won’t have a full understanding of what is truly going on until I give her a much needed physical… Only then will it be safe for me to predict what is wrong…”
{Cindy however just shakes her head in disgust as she sighs glaring daggers right back at James.}
“James you can’t take me for a full… I know physical is your way of saying the word sex… Who are you seriously trying to fool with your medical bull ****… I don’t know what is up with you but I don’t know if I can support this. You have a wonderful wife, and a beautiful daughter. Why do you want to throw out of that for these lustful desires… It just doesn’t make any sense to me. Between all the knowledge of going to medical school and living the American dream I thought you would be above this. Tell me James what does Jaymie have that I don’t? Please explain that…”
{James can only grin as he looks back at her smirking.}
“Well since you asked she doesn’t look like a stick figure… She has a nice rack… an ass… and let’s not forget those nice size hips… Plus the way she talks about me on that headset. It’s just mere magic in the making…”
{Cindy slowly walks away as she shakes her head at James.}
“Sometimes I don’t even know what to say about you Jimmy… Why exactly did I marry you? You really can be a douchebag sometimes…”
{James however quickly grabs her as he smirks looking deep into her eyes.}
Whoa where you going? You see with this whole Jaymie patient thing I can’t work on her alone… I was thinking of maybe having a nurse help me and what not…Jaymie is a special case and you know… You are medically trained as well…. 2 Warrens can make a girl go BOONE….”
“So you want me to be a subject in a 3 way relationship… Is that what you are saying?”
“Don’t think of it in that way… You make it sound so derogatory and besides I don’t know why you are so ashamed of it. All of the pretty blondes are doing it. Just look at that one Ashlie chick… I believe she was having a 3 way with Simon Daye and that Amy Marshall chick…. Seems like the lowest of lows but that woman went on to become a Starlet’s Championship… There is nothing wrong with sleeping your way to success Cindy… I have found the art the ménage le Trois to be very healthy. At least that’s what I found in a medical book written by Dr. Gibford Alucious Famularo…”
“I don’t think Gib is a doctor…”
“Yeah he is… Doctor of love… and has a Doctoral degree in Penisology 101…”
{Cindy just shakes her head as she sighs staring back at him.}
“Fine… I will test the waters Jimmy… But if I don’t like it… Well…. I am going to make sure you are shooting blanks….”
“Damn girl… I love it when you speak dirty to me…”
{With that we fade out on this image.}
So long behold here I am on Trauma and I will have the privilege of hearing the beautiful and ever so sexy Jaymie Boone calling my match as she gets to see me step into the ring with some sick freak. How is it going Captain Howdy? Are you ready to play again? I would have thought after the last time you and I faced off against one another, and the way that I beat your ass all over that ring that management would stop putting you into a match with me, but I guess they really want to see me beat the living snot out of you. Please don’t take it personal or anything that’s just the way it’s going to be. I just don’t get you. You are a very sick individual.
You come to the ring wearing your stupid lime green tuxedo, for what purpose to get your ass kicked around the ring senseless?What are you even about? What caused you to go mad in the first place? Was living the life of a Children’s show host really that difficult for you? I am a proud father of a 9 month year old and it’s such a shame to see guys like you stepping forward into a wrestling ring. I know that being that host must have ****ed with your mind greatly. Instead of appealing to those children you wanted to do something more. I bet that you being a host was just a simple cover up for your lifelong dream to be an ice cream truck driver driving around the neighborhood with your cheesy little music just to lure kids in.
I don’t know what it is but you have some serious issues dude… Big time serious issues. I really don’t know what you are about and your infatuation with children but there’s only room for one pedophile in this company man, and that man is Falcon sitting proudly as a member of the Hall of Fame. As for you Captain what exactly are you going to do to beat me? Make a mockery of my past of what went down in an operating room, and you assume that’s going to get under my skin enough to throw me off my game?
Please… That doesn’t even phase me…
You are delusional Captain… You are very delusional and there are places for sick people such as yourself. They are called nut houses and I am sure you would fit right in. Why should I prove to the world that I can beat you when I already done so weeks ago? We already been here and we already got the t shirt. We been down this road before Captain. I really think after this match you should go seek a psychiatrist seek some help maybe ask if you could get a straight jacket or something. You have some serious issues and counseling seems like the best course to deal with them.
Regardless I won’t plan to hold back in this match. When I entered this company I did so with the purpose of ascending to the top. Doing what’s ever needed to rise through the ranks until I can one day become a champion. There is a certain championship that I have my mind set upon and I will do anything to get to that belt.
As they say… X marks the spot and certainly Captain with my aspirations for success I guess that means I have to make an X-ample out of you… Don’t worry too much though because even if I beat you senseless I can also help mend your wounds. I am a doctor after all…
Captain there’s turning around now… It’s time to face the music, and it’s time to get what’s coming to you… Let’s see how you fare in the ring against the king of Trauma.
To my beautiful Jaymie… see me after the show… You and I definitely need to talk….
See you all there…
“So… What was your reason for making out with Jaymie Boone the other day? You care to tell me what exactly you were doing?”
{James just stands there as he stares back at his wife with a smirk on his face.}
“Well you see Cyn I was simply checking to see if she had anything wrong with her. What is so unusual about making…. Err giving her a checkup… There is something seriously wrong with her I am not sure what it is but it seems that woman is just so desperately in love with me. Now don’t worry the checking of the mouth was only the first step. I won’t have a full understanding of what is truly going on until I give her a much needed physical… Only then will it be safe for me to predict what is wrong…”
{Cindy however just shakes her head in disgust as she sighs glaring daggers right back at James.}
“James you can’t take me for a full… I know physical is your way of saying the word sex… Who are you seriously trying to fool with your medical bull ****… I don’t know what is up with you but I don’t know if I can support this. You have a wonderful wife, and a beautiful daughter. Why do you want to throw out of that for these lustful desires… It just doesn’t make any sense to me. Between all the knowledge of going to medical school and living the American dream I thought you would be above this. Tell me James what does Jaymie have that I don’t? Please explain that…”
{James can only grin as he looks back at her smirking.}
“Well since you asked she doesn’t look like a stick figure… She has a nice rack… an ass… and let’s not forget those nice size hips… Plus the way she talks about me on that headset. It’s just mere magic in the making…”
{Cindy slowly walks away as she shakes her head at James.}
“Sometimes I don’t even know what to say about you Jimmy… Why exactly did I marry you? You really can be a douchebag sometimes…”
{James however quickly grabs her as he smirks looking deep into her eyes.}
Whoa where you going? You see with this whole Jaymie patient thing I can’t work on her alone… I was thinking of maybe having a nurse help me and what not…Jaymie is a special case and you know… You are medically trained as well…. 2 Warrens can make a girl go BOONE….”
“So you want me to be a subject in a 3 way relationship… Is that what you are saying?”
“Don’t think of it in that way… You make it sound so derogatory and besides I don’t know why you are so ashamed of it. All of the pretty blondes are doing it. Just look at that one Ashlie chick… I believe she was having a 3 way with Simon Daye and that Amy Marshall chick…. Seems like the lowest of lows but that woman went on to become a Starlet’s Championship… There is nothing wrong with sleeping your way to success Cindy… I have found the art the ménage le Trois to be very healthy. At least that’s what I found in a medical book written by Dr. Gibford Alucious Famularo…”
“I don’t think Gib is a doctor…”
“Yeah he is… Doctor of love… and has a Doctoral degree in Penisology 101…”
{Cindy just shakes her head as she sighs staring back at him.}
“Fine… I will test the waters Jimmy… But if I don’t like it… Well…. I am going to make sure you are shooting blanks….”
“Damn girl… I love it when you speak dirty to me…”
{With that we fade out on this image.}
So long behold here I am on Trauma and I will have the privilege of hearing the beautiful and ever so sexy Jaymie Boone calling my match as she gets to see me step into the ring with some sick freak. How is it going Captain Howdy? Are you ready to play again? I would have thought after the last time you and I faced off against one another, and the way that I beat your ass all over that ring that management would stop putting you into a match with me, but I guess they really want to see me beat the living snot out of you. Please don’t take it personal or anything that’s just the way it’s going to be. I just don’t get you. You are a very sick individual.
You come to the ring wearing your stupid lime green tuxedo, for what purpose to get your ass kicked around the ring senseless?What are you even about? What caused you to go mad in the first place? Was living the life of a Children’s show host really that difficult for you? I am a proud father of a 9 month year old and it’s such a shame to see guys like you stepping forward into a wrestling ring. I know that being that host must have ****ed with your mind greatly. Instead of appealing to those children you wanted to do something more. I bet that you being a host was just a simple cover up for your lifelong dream to be an ice cream truck driver driving around the neighborhood with your cheesy little music just to lure kids in.
I don’t know what it is but you have some serious issues dude… Big time serious issues. I really don’t know what you are about and your infatuation with children but there’s only room for one pedophile in this company man, and that man is Falcon sitting proudly as a member of the Hall of Fame. As for you Captain what exactly are you going to do to beat me? Make a mockery of my past of what went down in an operating room, and you assume that’s going to get under my skin enough to throw me off my game?
Please… That doesn’t even phase me…
You are delusional Captain… You are very delusional and there are places for sick people such as yourself. They are called nut houses and I am sure you would fit right in. Why should I prove to the world that I can beat you when I already done so weeks ago? We already been here and we already got the t shirt. We been down this road before Captain. I really think after this match you should go seek a psychiatrist seek some help maybe ask if you could get a straight jacket or something. You have some serious issues and counseling seems like the best course to deal with them.
Regardless I won’t plan to hold back in this match. When I entered this company I did so with the purpose of ascending to the top. Doing what’s ever needed to rise through the ranks until I can one day become a champion. There is a certain championship that I have my mind set upon and I will do anything to get to that belt.
As they say… X marks the spot and certainly Captain with my aspirations for success I guess that means I have to make an X-ample out of you… Don’t worry too much though because even if I beat you senseless I can also help mend your wounds. I am a doctor after all…
Captain there’s turning around now… It’s time to face the music, and it’s time to get what’s coming to you… Let’s see how you fare in the ring against the king of Trauma.
To my beautiful Jaymie… see me after the show… You and I definitely need to talk….
See you all there…