Post by Joe Everyman on Jan 12, 2013 14:08:35 GMT -6
Hey now, little speedyhead,
The read on the speedometer says
You have to go to task in the city
The read on the speedometer says
You have to go to task in the city
Act One ended... without the bang that I was hoping for.
Now, Act Two begins... with even more hope and anticipation than before.
This is a minor set back at best. And I'll tell you why. Not every revolution succeeds on it's first attempt. Look at how many wars have lasted longer than one battle. Pretty much every single one, if you're too lazy to look it up. One battle does not show how a war will go. But, it will show hints of the long run. Gib and Simon got real f*cking lucky in their victory, and should not have retained. It showed how much that battle wore on them. And look at this, as well. Davey and I are out on this week's Collision, fighting against another hopeful team. And where are Simon and Gib? Oh yeah... they're lollygagging, not on this week's shows. Are they just a couple of bitches, or did Davey and I truly take that much out of them? I believe it's a little bit of both, to be honest. After the show, I heard from a little birdy that Simon and Gib were gathering up their stuff and skipping town because of how close they were to losing. They didn't want to face Davey and I. They were afraid.
And look at this, again. The next week, we are competing, and they are not. If that doesn't say something about the lasting power of the SRS and about the weakness of Team America, I don't know what will. My team is poised, ready for our next shot at the belts, which we will earn, if we have to. We are dying to get back into the ring against Gib and Simon, because we know how close it was last time. We know that, without a shadow of a doubt, that we will win this time around. Mind Games was the last pay per view, and a large deal of that was slung around during the week leading up to it. And it's almost perfect that Metamorphosis is coming up next. It will be the expansion and metamorphosis of the Second Rate Riders.
We have already evolved, and it is closing on our time away to evolve even further. Simon and Gib know how close they were to losing their precious titles. Next time, they won't be so lucky. And they know that. The fans know that. The guys backstage know that. And most of all, Davey and I know that. But... enough about Simon and Gib. This week, we have our eyes focused on a newly forced group. Curtis Kanyon and Stephen Kingsley, back for another go around. The last time I fought Kanyon, I stopped this reign of terror for another week. But, here he comes again, back for even more. Curtis, you and I have some history. Some of it, I'm proud of. Some of it, I'm not. And I feel that Curtis feels the same way. Deep down, he still considers me a friend... but in this business, you're either friends or you're enemies. And as of this week, we are enemies.
For someone who used to pal around with me, and even took my advice to keep the Thor name handy, he sure has skipped over a lot of my teachings. I told him that he needed to improve himself, in and out of the ring. He did neither. He's actually eating more chili dogs and coming up with outlandish new gimmicks inside of the ring. I really thought he would have learned by now, but I guess he is beyond repair. I honestly tried my best, but when something becomes so bad, you just have to let it go. Curtis, I am sorry to inform you... but you are beyond repair. You cannot be fixed. The only thing we can do is release him into the wild and hope for the best. I'm not sure how he'll fair, but I hope he stays safe.
The worst thing he can do it travel to Australia to get the aid of a couple of crimi- ...god dammit, Curtis. Why them?! Do you have any idea how weak and pathetic Criminal Intent is? They were the first tag team to fall to Davey and I, and since, have done exactly nothing. Criminal Intent is a tag team that needs to go the way of a wood chipper. They are crumbling down to nothingness and need to just disband. It's a black spot on this tag team division. I know that we need some more teams in here with us, but nothing pathetic like this team. I mean... when I think of worthless and a waste of space, I think of Criminal Intent. Not just the team, but the individuals too. Kingsley and Daniels individually, are terrible wrestlers. In a team, they are somehow even worse. I always give credit where credit is due... and neither of these men deserve any. It's really as simple as that. Curtis, you made a grand screw up in your selection process.
And sometimes, looking at failed teams in nCw history, it's amazing how many teams fail because of how weak one is compared to the other. Or, how, rarely, both men just don't line up. And I know that a lot of people are going to bring up the team of Lex and I. The thing is, we were a great team for our time. But, we gave up before giving it another try. While looking back, I am glad we did break up when we did. But, sometimes, I wonder what him and I could have done with another shot. But, it isn't about just my teams. This is about everyone. This company has had countless teams and stables that just wouldn't cut it. Every fan knew that coming in, and eventually, the wrestlers will learn it too. So, allow me to explain it the easiest I can. Curtis, ditch the Aussies. They will get you absolutely nowhere in this company. They will get you no closer to any championship. The only thing you will get out of it is a new found taste for Fosters.
The fact of the matter is... this new found Church of Thor will be just another flash in the pan for this tag team division. It will go nowhere, we can hope that Criminal Intent will break up, and then maybe, just maybe, Curtis will get his sh*t together and find some better allies in his fight for.... whatever he's fighting for. Davey and I's plan is clear up. Act two of our revolution is forming this Sunday on Collision. We will go out and decimate yet another willing tag team on our path to the gold. And we will get another shot at the nCw Tag Team Championships come time of Metamorphosis. Our revolution is only growing. We have the fortitude to continue to fight, week in and week out. We don't have to take a week off after the pay per view like our so called champions. Instead, we will come out and fight, like we do best. Davey and I will secure our next opportunity. We will come out swinging, and we WILL win the Tag Team Championships. Our revolution grows my the hour. And soon, it will consume this entire company. I guarantee it.
Where people drown and people serve
Don't be shy. Your just dessert
Is only just light years to go
Don't be shy. Your just dessert
Is only just light years to go