Post by Addisyn Starr on Jan 19, 2013 10:56:29 GMT -6
The camera flips on and we all know what time it is now. Addisyn is behind the hand held camera right now, she walks up towards Tyrone who sits in a chair reading a newspaper, she stands there and focuses the camera on him when she suddenly starts speaking in a booming voice. The sound of which, makes Tyrone jump up and a little bit, drop his newspaper and turn to look at her.
Starr: And it’s that time again fans! The Addisyn and Tyrone show!
~Singing~ It’s Addisyn Starr, she’s going to go far. She’s got Tyrone who sometimes she throws a bone. He’s big and scary while she’s sweet and merry. They’re so great, but they’re never going to date. Get down and be ready for because It’s the Addisyn and Tyrone SHOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Tyron stares at her confused. He blinks his eyes, clears he throat, and then decides to say the first thing that comes to mind.
Tyrone: Did you just make yourself a theme song?
Starr: I DID! I don’t know it just came to mind as I started recording so I just let it out and sang... what of it?
Tyrone: That’s nice.
Tyrone grabs his newspaper from off the ground, leans back in the chair and starts reading again. Addisyn however, isn’t having any of that. She steps forward and swats the paper from Tyrone’s hands and Tyrone comically sits there for a brief second as if he’s still reading with the paper in front of him before turning and glaring at Addisyn unamused.
Tyrone: Can I help you?
Starr: It’s time for the show Tyrone! Come on, lets do this.
Tyrone: I don’t.... what are you talking about?
Addisyn: The Addisyn and Tyrone show! Like DUH! The show where we discuss the inner workings of NCW and have cute back and forth banter while I have every young male staring at my cleavage and you have every young female wondering if it’s true about going black and fixated on the size of your giant man stick.
Tyrone: That’s kinda racist.
Addisyn puts the camera down, probably on a tripod of some sort, before she rushes over and jumps onto the arm of the chair that Tyrone is sitting in. She lays her head on his shoulder and cutely smiles into the camera. Tyrone turns his head slightly and it’s obvious is still confused.
Tyrone: This wasn’t in my job description.
Starr: Neither was violently attacking every person I’m in the ring with at my bidding but you’re totally doing it for me.
Tyrone: What?
Starr: Nothing.... ANYWAY! Hey fans! It’s good to see you again, as always I’m Addisyn Starr and this is.....
Tyrone doesn’t say a word. Addisyn turns and looks at him and he with a blank expression just blinks, confused. Addisyn tries to air nudge him with her head, telling him to get on with it but yet again he seems to have no idea what’s going on.
Starr: ~whispers~ Say your name, you big dumby butt.
Tyrone: Tyrone.
Starr: ~fake laughing~ HAHAHAHA, you’re always such a kidder Tyrone!
Addisyn smacks Tyrone in the upper arm as she pretends what he just said was so hilarious to her. She holds her chest as her laughing dies down, takes a deep breath and looks into the camera again, smiling.
Starr: Sorry I haven’t been on TV lately fans, but that’s the life of a movie star/singers/professional wrestler, that sometimes they have some conflicts and I’ve been on set the past two weeks, but rest assured that I am here and I will be on NCW TV this week. Aren’t you so excited to get to see me in the ring again!? I know I am, I’m bouncing off the walls in anticipation of getting back to work! YAY!
Addisyn jumps up and down, and the low cut halter top she is wearing causes her breasts to bounce up and down... a sight one is clearly not going to overlook. Which was probably her intentions.
Starr: So Tyrone, who do I have this week? Who is going to be the next poor mouth breather to lose to me?
Tyrone: Shelly Taylor-Jones
Starr: O.M.G.!!!!!!!!!
Tyrone pulls his head back holding his right ear as Addisyn is a mere few inches away screaming at the top of her lungs.
Star: I can’t believe this, this is great! I get to be inside the ring with NCW X Champion Alex Jones!? Oh god, he’s so dreamy... I can’t wait to be all oily and sweaty rubbing against him as he lifts me into a scoop slam. Just think about where his hands will be, just think about where my face will be.... oh Tyrone this is great news! I can really grab the head-lines with a match like this, and maybe we can get to know each other, that’d be great! Like, that would just be a dream come true you know, Alex Jones and me... together. I wonder if he’ll like me? You think he thinks I’m pretty? Oh I just can’t wait... whoa whoa... why should I? We should probably discuss this match first right? I mean he’s a big time NCW champion and I’m the lowly rookie sensation... come on Tyrone, lets go find his number and I’ll call him up right now to see if he has any “pointers” for me.
Addisyn claps her hands together as she smiles from ear to ear, she bounces up and down some more and looks overall, just giddy at the thought.
Tyrone: I said Shelly. You’re not wrestling Alex, you’re wrestling his wife.
Starr: What he has a wife!?
Tyrone: Yeah.
Starr: That whore! How dare she try and take my man from me!
Tyrone: Wait what... that doesn’t make any sense...
Starr: That two timing gutter skank! Who the **** does she think she is!? Home wrecking tramp! That’s it! I’m not taking this lying down Tyrone! I’m not going to let her corrupt my Alex like that, I’m not going to let her sink her succubus claws into him and drag him away from our happiness together. I’m so much better for him, I mean just look at me and look at her tattooed, fake breasted, crack whore self looking like she just walked off the street corner and wants to a piece of my boo. I’m going to put an end to that right now!
Tyrone: I’m pretty sure they were married before he knew you existed... if he even knows now.
Starr: Exactly! She did this just to try and hurt me! She knew I was going to sign a contract and is now just being a total bitch about it! She’s such a jerk!
Tyrone: ... what?!...
Addisyn doesn’t stop her rant, instead she grabs the camera and brings it close to her face, her smile has faded and she now looks completely serious as she begins to talk into the lens.
Starr: Look here you dirty bitch, I could make Alex happier than you ever could. You think he wants to be with a filthy piece of trash like yourself, you think he would stay with a slab of bologna if he knew this piece of prime rib was waiting for him to fork her... that came out weird, but that doesn’t matter! What matters is the fact that I’m prettier than you, that I’m more attractive than you, and I that on a scale of 1-10, I’m way hotter than you. You shouldn’t feel safe and comfortable in your bed at night, because after this week when Alex closes his eyes it’s not going to be your rock hard fake boobies he’s thinking about it’s going to be my perky, all natural fun bags bouncing on his brain!
Tyrone: Wow... that was horrible...
Starr: Shelly, I don’t give a damn about you. You are dirty, you are disgusting and having to touch you might just cause me to get physically ill. Just do me a favor Shelly... before heading towards the arena... try to leave your stank at home. Come on Tyrone! I need to head towards the gym and train for this match!
Tyrone: Whatever you say.
Addisyn lowers the camera as we can tell she stands up from the chair as our view points toward the ground. We see Tyrone’s black legs walk past and the view bobs up and down for a brief second as Addisyn starts to walk away, but suddenly turns back up as she takes the camera and looks into it one last time, this time appearing much happier. She presses the camera really close to herself and begins talking in a whisper as if this is going to be a secret or something.
Starr: Oh and Alex, if you’re watching this..... I just got one word for you.... “nogagreflex”. Think about it.
Addisyn smiles wide and winks for the camera just before it cuts off and our scene ends.
Starr: And it’s that time again fans! The Addisyn and Tyrone show!
~Singing~ It’s Addisyn Starr, she’s going to go far. She’s got Tyrone who sometimes she throws a bone. He’s big and scary while she’s sweet and merry. They’re so great, but they’re never going to date. Get down and be ready for because It’s the Addisyn and Tyrone SHOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Tyron stares at her confused. He blinks his eyes, clears he throat, and then decides to say the first thing that comes to mind.
Tyrone: Did you just make yourself a theme song?
Starr: I DID! I don’t know it just came to mind as I started recording so I just let it out and sang... what of it?
Tyrone: That’s nice.
Tyrone grabs his newspaper from off the ground, leans back in the chair and starts reading again. Addisyn however, isn’t having any of that. She steps forward and swats the paper from Tyrone’s hands and Tyrone comically sits there for a brief second as if he’s still reading with the paper in front of him before turning and glaring at Addisyn unamused.
Tyrone: Can I help you?
Starr: It’s time for the show Tyrone! Come on, lets do this.
Tyrone: I don’t.... what are you talking about?
Addisyn: The Addisyn and Tyrone show! Like DUH! The show where we discuss the inner workings of NCW and have cute back and forth banter while I have every young male staring at my cleavage and you have every young female wondering if it’s true about going black and fixated on the size of your giant man stick.
Tyrone: That’s kinda racist.
Addisyn puts the camera down, probably on a tripod of some sort, before she rushes over and jumps onto the arm of the chair that Tyrone is sitting in. She lays her head on his shoulder and cutely smiles into the camera. Tyrone turns his head slightly and it’s obvious is still confused.
Tyrone: This wasn’t in my job description.
Starr: Neither was violently attacking every person I’m in the ring with at my bidding but you’re totally doing it for me.
Tyrone: What?
Starr: Nothing.... ANYWAY! Hey fans! It’s good to see you again, as always I’m Addisyn Starr and this is.....
Tyrone doesn’t say a word. Addisyn turns and looks at him and he with a blank expression just blinks, confused. Addisyn tries to air nudge him with her head, telling him to get on with it but yet again he seems to have no idea what’s going on.
Starr: ~whispers~ Say your name, you big dumby butt.
Tyrone: Tyrone.
Starr: ~fake laughing~ HAHAHAHA, you’re always such a kidder Tyrone!
Addisyn smacks Tyrone in the upper arm as she pretends what he just said was so hilarious to her. She holds her chest as her laughing dies down, takes a deep breath and looks into the camera again, smiling.
Starr: Sorry I haven’t been on TV lately fans, but that’s the life of a movie star/singers/professional wrestler, that sometimes they have some conflicts and I’ve been on set the past two weeks, but rest assured that I am here and I will be on NCW TV this week. Aren’t you so excited to get to see me in the ring again!? I know I am, I’m bouncing off the walls in anticipation of getting back to work! YAY!
Addisyn jumps up and down, and the low cut halter top she is wearing causes her breasts to bounce up and down... a sight one is clearly not going to overlook. Which was probably her intentions.
Starr: So Tyrone, who do I have this week? Who is going to be the next poor mouth breather to lose to me?
Tyrone: Shelly Taylor-Jones
Starr: O.M.G.!!!!!!!!!
Tyrone pulls his head back holding his right ear as Addisyn is a mere few inches away screaming at the top of her lungs.
Star: I can’t believe this, this is great! I get to be inside the ring with NCW X Champion Alex Jones!? Oh god, he’s so dreamy... I can’t wait to be all oily and sweaty rubbing against him as he lifts me into a scoop slam. Just think about where his hands will be, just think about where my face will be.... oh Tyrone this is great news! I can really grab the head-lines with a match like this, and maybe we can get to know each other, that’d be great! Like, that would just be a dream come true you know, Alex Jones and me... together. I wonder if he’ll like me? You think he thinks I’m pretty? Oh I just can’t wait... whoa whoa... why should I? We should probably discuss this match first right? I mean he’s a big time NCW champion and I’m the lowly rookie sensation... come on Tyrone, lets go find his number and I’ll call him up right now to see if he has any “pointers” for me.
Addisyn claps her hands together as she smiles from ear to ear, she bounces up and down some more and looks overall, just giddy at the thought.
Tyrone: I said Shelly. You’re not wrestling Alex, you’re wrestling his wife.
Starr: What he has a wife!?
Tyrone: Yeah.
Starr: That whore! How dare she try and take my man from me!
Tyrone: Wait what... that doesn’t make any sense...
Starr: That two timing gutter skank! Who the **** does she think she is!? Home wrecking tramp! That’s it! I’m not taking this lying down Tyrone! I’m not going to let her corrupt my Alex like that, I’m not going to let her sink her succubus claws into him and drag him away from our happiness together. I’m so much better for him, I mean just look at me and look at her tattooed, fake breasted, crack whore self looking like she just walked off the street corner and wants to a piece of my boo. I’m going to put an end to that right now!
Tyrone: I’m pretty sure they were married before he knew you existed... if he even knows now.
Starr: Exactly! She did this just to try and hurt me! She knew I was going to sign a contract and is now just being a total bitch about it! She’s such a jerk!
Tyrone: ... what?!...
Addisyn doesn’t stop her rant, instead she grabs the camera and brings it close to her face, her smile has faded and she now looks completely serious as she begins to talk into the lens.
Starr: Look here you dirty bitch, I could make Alex happier than you ever could. You think he wants to be with a filthy piece of trash like yourself, you think he would stay with a slab of bologna if he knew this piece of prime rib was waiting for him to fork her... that came out weird, but that doesn’t matter! What matters is the fact that I’m prettier than you, that I’m more attractive than you, and I that on a scale of 1-10, I’m way hotter than you. You shouldn’t feel safe and comfortable in your bed at night, because after this week when Alex closes his eyes it’s not going to be your rock hard fake boobies he’s thinking about it’s going to be my perky, all natural fun bags bouncing on his brain!
Tyrone: Wow... that was horrible...
Starr: Shelly, I don’t give a damn about you. You are dirty, you are disgusting and having to touch you might just cause me to get physically ill. Just do me a favor Shelly... before heading towards the arena... try to leave your stank at home. Come on Tyrone! I need to head towards the gym and train for this match!
Tyrone: Whatever you say.
Addisyn lowers the camera as we can tell she stands up from the chair as our view points toward the ground. We see Tyrone’s black legs walk past and the view bobs up and down for a brief second as Addisyn starts to walk away, but suddenly turns back up as she takes the camera and looks into it one last time, this time appearing much happier. She presses the camera really close to herself and begins talking in a whisper as if this is going to be a secret or something.
Starr: Oh and Alex, if you’re watching this..... I just got one word for you.... “nogagreflex”. Think about it.
Addisyn smiles wide and winks for the camera just before it cuts off and our scene ends.