Post by Zelda Knite on Jan 26, 2013 23:44:06 GMT -6
Really? Like I care?
I’ve been in this whole “going up against a woman in power and having her stack the deck against you thing.” I know what you’re thinking, I know what’s rushing through your head, you don’t have to spell it out in giant novelty crayon lettering like I’m some kind of ignorant child. Or did you miss the past like year of my life when I was facing Kelly?
Hey, I’m all for your fight, stand up for what you believe in and all that jazz, good for you. However, don’t try and pretend for a second that me and Crystal are fighting you because we’re on her side. We’re just doing our jobs. She put you against us because she knows we’re the top women’s tag team in the world today, she put you against us because she knows that we hate to lose... we in no way shape or form want this match the way it is, but we in no way shape or form are going to make things easy on you.
We’re EMF. We’re the reason all those fans are going to be screaming in excitement when the match starts. We’re the faces in their dreams, we’re they’re perfect match. You, you’re just some shrink or psycho lady or... you know what... what are you? I don’t think I ever bothered to really figure that out.
Whatever. It doesn’t matter.
What matters here is that you’ll be facing me and Crystal. By yourself. Think about it for a second. EMF, the world’s coolest tag team and innovative Starlets that revolutionized women’s professional wrestling... taking on one person. Just really... it’s pretty elementary at this point. I mean this isn’t saying anything bad about you, but it’s like getting thrown into the middle of Battletoads for the first time in your life and being told “beat it.” It’s just not going to happen. I’m close to positive that you’re going to give it your best effort, that you won’t just run off a cliff, but the outcome is probably going to be the same no matter what, considering we’re going to be doing just the same.
We are EMF, we have a reputation to uphold here, we are on top of the leader board for a reason and we just can’t have one person walking in and changing that. Just think how embarrassing that would be. It’s like losing to Glass Joe in Punch Out, or being caught trying to “rocket catch” in Madden like RobBrown did... I swear, he’s the worst.
Look Rose, let me put it like this. I wish you the absolute best of luck while you try to take on Emma and Kathy, along with her Conway’s husband. I really do. Like I said, i was in this very same position not too long ago, so I really do mean that from the bottom of my heart and if you need somebody to stand against them with you, then feel free to just ask... but like has been clearly stated, this week me and Crystal we can’t help you. We have to do our job, like you have to do yours. I’m sorry this week... but just give me the word and I’ll be there any other team... until then, It’ll be a pleasure to beat you this week.
Hey, lets just say, no matter what happens. No hard feelings ok? I/we feel for you, we really do. I hope you do your best in this match and have Kathy shaking in her boots, I hope you stand up against us and slap us in the face and show the world that you aren’t going to back down from any challenge. It’s just that... I hope you also understand it from the other point of view. Me and Crystal we’re not going to turn down a chance to show our EMF style off, me and Crystal we aren’t going to slow down and back away just because it isn’t fair for you... we didn’t ask for this, we don’t hate you, but we are going to beat you.
Just because... that’s what we do.
[The scene opens up and we see Zelda and Crystal sitting in the office waiting room of Simon’s psyciatrist that he’s still forced to see. Crystal is reading some cosmo magazine or something that has her picture in it for some ad while Zelda is head first in her Nintendo 3DS game system. Crystal lowers the magazine and cocks an eyebrow as she stares at Zelda.]
Crystal: Who is “RobBrown”?
Zelda: Huh?
[Zelda looks up, then right back down into the game.]
Crystal: The promo, you mentioned a “RobBrown” who the hell is that?
Zelda: Oh just some jerk I play Xbox with.... he’s the worst.
Crystal: Yeah. You established that, but that doesn’t explain anything.
Zelda: All in good time Crystal. All in good time.
Crystal: That doesn’t make any sense.
Zelda: YOUR FACE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!
[Zelda jumps up and points her finger right in Crystal’s face as she screams at the top of her lungs. Everybody in the office turns and looks at the too, Zelda lowers her arm and giggles as she sits back down and grabs her game.]
Crystal: That escalated quickly.
Zelda: You asked for it... newb.
Crystal: HEY! Who are you calling a newb, I got all kinds of skills.
Zelda: really Crystal? Do you even lift?
Crystal: What is that even supposed to mean!?
Zelda: My point exactly. pwned.
[Crystal’s eyes thin to slits as she glares at Zelda unamused. Zelda can be seen obviously smiling to herself behind her DS screen. Crystal shakes her head and just drops this whole line of thinking. She instead takes the conversation in another direction.]
Crystal: So what do you think about this? Another week of using facing somebody in a handicap match?
Zelda: It’s like, whatever.
Crystal: But we don’t have a problem with Rose do we?
Zelda: I don’t think so.
Crystal: Then why does that stupid shank biscuit Kathy and her stupid pretentious husband keep booking us against these people!?
Zelda: Because they’re jerks. Everybody knows that.
Crystal: *sigh* “Becasue they are jerks” isn’t the answer to everything Zelda.
Zelda: Says who?
Crystal: EVERYBODY!
Zelda: Yeah. Because they’re jerks.
[Crystal lifts her arm and goes to say something but she stops herself, she turns her head to the side and thinks for a second before thinning her eyes into slits again as she glares at Zelda.]
Crystal: Point taken. Anyway, what are we going to do about this?
Zelda: That’s easy. You know how you stood by me and refused to let Kelly control my life, even to the point of fighting her in my place. Even taking her head on, just to try and get her to back off, enduring her evil shenanigans? Well... I think after this week it’s about time we did that for others. If this is how Jake is going to act towards us.... then we’ll stand up and fight.
Crystal: Hmm... EMF standing up to the powers in charge huh? You know that’s new territory for us.
Zelda: Well yeah, I mean it’s not like we won’t look pretty dang stylish while doing so.
Crystal: Ha ha, Point taken... EMF, Glamour, Glitz, Gaming.... and now Grandstanding?
Zelda: Hmm.. Crystal... I don’t believe that word means what you’re intending it to mean...
Crystal: What would you know? It doesn’t mean to stand up for what you believe in on a grand scale?
Zelda:...
[Zelda face palms as Crystal looks confused and that’s the sight on which we fade to black, putting an end to this promo. Zelda shakes her head and we are gone.]
Look here Kathy... and jake.I’m sick of being used for your little games, no no no, WE are sick of being used for your little games. EMF, we aren’t guns for hire, we aren’t some obscure mercenary gang that can be dialed up every time you need somebody taught a lesson. We’re the first ever NCW Starlets Tag Team champions, we’re the current most exciting team in Starlets tag team in history and you’re acting like we’re just some goons that can be pointed in a direction and we’ll attack.
Well after this week.
We’re done with that crap.
We’re not going to stand back and let you try and use us, we’re not going to stand back and watch as you try and crush somebody’s livlihood. I went through that enough with Kelly
That’s right, this is your final warning. Try and make EMF into your wrestling puppets and we’re going to revolt, we’re not going to be quit about it and we’ll instead stand side by side with whomever it is that you have problems with. Instead of having your own personal little fighting crew... we’re going to be standing side by side with the person you’re against. You’ll not only have one problem... but two.
and that’s not a threat...
That’s our legend.
I’ve been in this whole “going up against a woman in power and having her stack the deck against you thing.” I know what you’re thinking, I know what’s rushing through your head, you don’t have to spell it out in giant novelty crayon lettering like I’m some kind of ignorant child. Or did you miss the past like year of my life when I was facing Kelly?
Hey, I’m all for your fight, stand up for what you believe in and all that jazz, good for you. However, don’t try and pretend for a second that me and Crystal are fighting you because we’re on her side. We’re just doing our jobs. She put you against us because she knows we’re the top women’s tag team in the world today, she put you against us because she knows that we hate to lose... we in no way shape or form want this match the way it is, but we in no way shape or form are going to make things easy on you.
We’re EMF. We’re the reason all those fans are going to be screaming in excitement when the match starts. We’re the faces in their dreams, we’re they’re perfect match. You, you’re just some shrink or psycho lady or... you know what... what are you? I don’t think I ever bothered to really figure that out.
Whatever. It doesn’t matter.
What matters here is that you’ll be facing me and Crystal. By yourself. Think about it for a second. EMF, the world’s coolest tag team and innovative Starlets that revolutionized women’s professional wrestling... taking on one person. Just really... it’s pretty elementary at this point. I mean this isn’t saying anything bad about you, but it’s like getting thrown into the middle of Battletoads for the first time in your life and being told “beat it.” It’s just not going to happen. I’m close to positive that you’re going to give it your best effort, that you won’t just run off a cliff, but the outcome is probably going to be the same no matter what, considering we’re going to be doing just the same.
We are EMF, we have a reputation to uphold here, we are on top of the leader board for a reason and we just can’t have one person walking in and changing that. Just think how embarrassing that would be. It’s like losing to Glass Joe in Punch Out, or being caught trying to “rocket catch” in Madden like RobBrown did... I swear, he’s the worst.
Look Rose, let me put it like this. I wish you the absolute best of luck while you try to take on Emma and Kathy, along with her Conway’s husband. I really do. Like I said, i was in this very same position not too long ago, so I really do mean that from the bottom of my heart and if you need somebody to stand against them with you, then feel free to just ask... but like has been clearly stated, this week me and Crystal we can’t help you. We have to do our job, like you have to do yours. I’m sorry this week... but just give me the word and I’ll be there any other team... until then, It’ll be a pleasure to beat you this week.
Hey, lets just say, no matter what happens. No hard feelings ok? I/we feel for you, we really do. I hope you do your best in this match and have Kathy shaking in her boots, I hope you stand up against us and slap us in the face and show the world that you aren’t going to back down from any challenge. It’s just that... I hope you also understand it from the other point of view. Me and Crystal we’re not going to turn down a chance to show our EMF style off, me and Crystal we aren’t going to slow down and back away just because it isn’t fair for you... we didn’t ask for this, we don’t hate you, but we are going to beat you.
Just because... that’s what we do.
[The scene opens up and we see Zelda and Crystal sitting in the office waiting room of Simon’s psyciatrist that he’s still forced to see. Crystal is reading some cosmo magazine or something that has her picture in it for some ad while Zelda is head first in her Nintendo 3DS game system. Crystal lowers the magazine and cocks an eyebrow as she stares at Zelda.]
Crystal: Who is “RobBrown”?
Zelda: Huh?
[Zelda looks up, then right back down into the game.]
Crystal: The promo, you mentioned a “RobBrown” who the hell is that?
Zelda: Oh just some jerk I play Xbox with.... he’s the worst.
Crystal: Yeah. You established that, but that doesn’t explain anything.
Zelda: All in good time Crystal. All in good time.
Crystal: That doesn’t make any sense.
Zelda: YOUR FACE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!
[Zelda jumps up and points her finger right in Crystal’s face as she screams at the top of her lungs. Everybody in the office turns and looks at the too, Zelda lowers her arm and giggles as she sits back down and grabs her game.]
Crystal: That escalated quickly.
Zelda: You asked for it... newb.
Crystal: HEY! Who are you calling a newb, I got all kinds of skills.
Zelda: really Crystal? Do you even lift?
Crystal: What is that even supposed to mean!?
Zelda: My point exactly. pwned.
[Crystal’s eyes thin to slits as she glares at Zelda unamused. Zelda can be seen obviously smiling to herself behind her DS screen. Crystal shakes her head and just drops this whole line of thinking. She instead takes the conversation in another direction.]
Crystal: So what do you think about this? Another week of using facing somebody in a handicap match?
Zelda: It’s like, whatever.
Crystal: But we don’t have a problem with Rose do we?
Zelda: I don’t think so.
Crystal: Then why does that stupid shank biscuit Kathy and her stupid pretentious husband keep booking us against these people!?
Zelda: Because they’re jerks. Everybody knows that.
Crystal: *sigh* “Becasue they are jerks” isn’t the answer to everything Zelda.
Zelda: Says who?
Crystal: EVERYBODY!
Zelda: Yeah. Because they’re jerks.
[Crystal lifts her arm and goes to say something but she stops herself, she turns her head to the side and thinks for a second before thinning her eyes into slits again as she glares at Zelda.]
Crystal: Point taken. Anyway, what are we going to do about this?
Zelda: That’s easy. You know how you stood by me and refused to let Kelly control my life, even to the point of fighting her in my place. Even taking her head on, just to try and get her to back off, enduring her evil shenanigans? Well... I think after this week it’s about time we did that for others. If this is how Jake is going to act towards us.... then we’ll stand up and fight.
Crystal: Hmm... EMF standing up to the powers in charge huh? You know that’s new territory for us.
Zelda: Well yeah, I mean it’s not like we won’t look pretty dang stylish while doing so.
Crystal: Ha ha, Point taken... EMF, Glamour, Glitz, Gaming.... and now Grandstanding?
Zelda: Hmm.. Crystal... I don’t believe that word means what you’re intending it to mean...
Crystal: What would you know? It doesn’t mean to stand up for what you believe in on a grand scale?
Zelda:...
[Zelda face palms as Crystal looks confused and that’s the sight on which we fade to black, putting an end to this promo. Zelda shakes her head and we are gone.]
Look here Kathy... and jake.I’m sick of being used for your little games, no no no, WE are sick of being used for your little games. EMF, we aren’t guns for hire, we aren’t some obscure mercenary gang that can be dialed up every time you need somebody taught a lesson. We’re the first ever NCW Starlets Tag Team champions, we’re the current most exciting team in Starlets tag team in history and you’re acting like we’re just some goons that can be pointed in a direction and we’ll attack.
Well after this week.
We’re done with that crap.
We’re not going to stand back and let you try and use us, we’re not going to stand back and watch as you try and crush somebody’s livlihood. I went through that enough with Kelly
That’s right, this is your final warning. Try and make EMF into your wrestling puppets and we’re going to revolt, we’re not going to be quit about it and we’ll instead stand side by side with whomever it is that you have problems with. Instead of having your own personal little fighting crew... we’re going to be standing side by side with the person you’re against. You’ll not only have one problem... but two.
and that’s not a threat...
That’s our legend.