Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Feb 22, 2013 21:02:48 GMT -6
*The scene opens with Curtis D. Kanyon sitting on his throne.*
Curtis: I was robbed. I had Lazlo beat, I had him beat I tell you! But that skank of his ruined it! that man is a failure who deserves nothing! He and his whore will rue this day! The Mighty One had smiled upon me with favor, I was destined to stand victorious! But she ruined everything, and she will pay most of all!
*Curtis looks away from the camera with disdain in his eyes.*
Curtis: But enough of my misfortune. Stephan was successful in our mission last weekend when he defeated half the tag team champions Simon Daye. So you see the Church of Thor's well on the way to dethrone the longest reigning tag team champions this company has ever seen. Thor smiles down upon us as this week continues our mission to take over NCW. We will hold all your belt and we will show that Thor is your true master. For we are the worthy and his will will be done.
*Curtis gets up out of his throne and look up to the skies.*
Curtis: This week or mission runs through A.C. Douglas, a young man new to NCW who feels like he's owed something just because of the color of his skin. Well let me tell you something Douglas! Thor is color blind, his warriors are color blind, we're here to kick ass, and you can either be with us or against us. Two weeks ago you got the better of the Church of Thor, but not this week. This week you go one on one with a former world champion, and you'll see where you really stand in this company. An by "stand," I mean lay, and by "company," I mean stretcher, and by "in," I mean on. Understand?
*Curtis smiles as he bends down and grabs his trusty sledgehammer. He waves it at the camera.*
Curtis: Mjolnir always finds it's target. Wenches can apparently distract refs long enough for the target to awaken, but I'll tell you, it still hurts like hel. But these are the things that I must do, that my men must do, that all Thorites must do! We are here to make statements, we are here to have our voices be heard! We must be loud as thunder! A.C. will be our next message, his defeat will be the harbinger of the destruction we will spread across NCW. For we are the worthy, and you will feel our wrath!
*The scene fades.*
*We fade to later that evening when the members of the Church of Thor are gathered around the round table in their locker room.*
Cyrus: And then I said, "didgeridoo? More like didgeri-don't!"
*Kingsley busts up laughing, but Curtis and Capt. Howdy just stare at the two awkwardly and shrug.*
Curtis: Well, though amusing that story is, let's discuss business. This week, I go into battle as all of you get a break. So please, feel free to come on down to ringside and watch as I throw Douglas around the ring. Take notes if you wish. Shout Thor's name out loud and cheer like you mean it! The Church of Thor has arrived gentlemen, we've had a few weeks to get into a groove, get to bond. This is the end of our beginning, and the beginning on the end of this age of Thor-less-ness. It's time to be taken seriously, it's time to start making statements, and it's time to put all of NCW on notice! The Church of Thor is a unit that does not mess around and does not hesitate to take what we want. Are you with me!
*All the men cheer and raise their steins.*
Curtis: We are the worthy! We will break NCW! For Thor!
Everyone: For Thor!
*The scene fades.*
Curtis: I was robbed. I had Lazlo beat, I had him beat I tell you! But that skank of his ruined it! that man is a failure who deserves nothing! He and his whore will rue this day! The Mighty One had smiled upon me with favor, I was destined to stand victorious! But she ruined everything, and she will pay most of all!
*Curtis looks away from the camera with disdain in his eyes.*
Curtis: But enough of my misfortune. Stephan was successful in our mission last weekend when he defeated half the tag team champions Simon Daye. So you see the Church of Thor's well on the way to dethrone the longest reigning tag team champions this company has ever seen. Thor smiles down upon us as this week continues our mission to take over NCW. We will hold all your belt and we will show that Thor is your true master. For we are the worthy and his will will be done.
*Curtis gets up out of his throne and look up to the skies.*
Curtis: This week or mission runs through A.C. Douglas, a young man new to NCW who feels like he's owed something just because of the color of his skin. Well let me tell you something Douglas! Thor is color blind, his warriors are color blind, we're here to kick ass, and you can either be with us or against us. Two weeks ago you got the better of the Church of Thor, but not this week. This week you go one on one with a former world champion, and you'll see where you really stand in this company. An by "stand," I mean lay, and by "company," I mean stretcher, and by "in," I mean on. Understand?
*Curtis smiles as he bends down and grabs his trusty sledgehammer. He waves it at the camera.*
Curtis: Mjolnir always finds it's target. Wenches can apparently distract refs long enough for the target to awaken, but I'll tell you, it still hurts like hel. But these are the things that I must do, that my men must do, that all Thorites must do! We are here to make statements, we are here to have our voices be heard! We must be loud as thunder! A.C. will be our next message, his defeat will be the harbinger of the destruction we will spread across NCW. For we are the worthy, and you will feel our wrath!
*The scene fades.*
*We fade to later that evening when the members of the Church of Thor are gathered around the round table in their locker room.*
Cyrus: And then I said, "didgeridoo? More like didgeri-don't!"
*Kingsley busts up laughing, but Curtis and Capt. Howdy just stare at the two awkwardly and shrug.*
Curtis: Well, though amusing that story is, let's discuss business. This week, I go into battle as all of you get a break. So please, feel free to come on down to ringside and watch as I throw Douglas around the ring. Take notes if you wish. Shout Thor's name out loud and cheer like you mean it! The Church of Thor has arrived gentlemen, we've had a few weeks to get into a groove, get to bond. This is the end of our beginning, and the beginning on the end of this age of Thor-less-ness. It's time to be taken seriously, it's time to start making statements, and it's time to put all of NCW on notice! The Church of Thor is a unit that does not mess around and does not hesitate to take what we want. Are you with me!
*All the men cheer and raise their steins.*
Curtis: We are the worthy! We will break NCW! For Thor!
Everyone: For Thor!
*The scene fades.*