Post by Markus E. Reeves on Mar 23, 2013 10:33:48 GMT -6
The scene opens up with a very pissed Markus Reeves
Markus Reeves: Alright cock weasel, you have my attention now. No one is going to come into the company that I have helped build for the last 6 years and start insulting me. I guess I'm really not surprised that it would take the person who people would think comes from the most respectful country on Earth to come in and start talking **** about things he knows nothing about.
Markus paces around a little bit
Markus Reeves: I figured out exactly why you are talking this much unwarranted **** about me and it's because you want me to honor kill you so you don't have to go back to your family as the biggest Asian disgrace since North Korea. Honestly Ish, it would be my pleasure to send you back to your family an way you like. How exactly would you like to be sent back to your family, body bag, wrapped in sea weed on a plate with a little rice and wasabi or maybe I'll just do you one better and bury you in a shallow grave next to the sewage plant since your family won't give two ****s about whether you return or not.
Markus takes a drink of water and looks back into the camera
Markus Reeves: Ish, I really need to know something about you. I can't tell if I am really talking to someone from Japan because of your obvious inability to communicate in English which can't be it because my daughter who has spent most of her life in Japan has a very good grasp on the English language. My only guess is that you got beat by your mom one too many times and then developed a speech impediment. Man I kind of feel sorry for you about that. I mean it's got to be really hard for you to come to a new country and have people look at you like you a ****ing retarded. Not sure if they should feel sympathy for you or if they should avoid eye contact because you might think that eye contact means they want to see your 2 inch pixilated dick. Trust me I've watch a lot of porn in my day and let me tell you no one wants to see Japanese dicks just like no one wants to see you wrestle in nCw and the complete opposite of wanting to see me kick your ass back across the pacific ocean to Tsunamiland.
Markus smirks into the camera
Markus Reeves: I don't really know what crazy combination of steroids, human growth hormones and nuclear radiation would cause little Ish to grow from being a five foot tall female hooker whose only job it was was to go out on the streets every night trying to sucky sucky long time for 5 bucks a time into a six foot five behemoth such as yourself. My only guess is that you must have scared management into not letting them take a piss or blood test because you know that it would have come back with female hormones, deer antler, a low grade beaver tranquilizer and miracle grow. It really doesn't actually matter Ish because I'm still going to kick your ****ing ass around this ring and make you my prison bitch and make you squeal like the whale killing pussy that you are. I hope that there are no kids in the building for our match because I would feel really bad for them to have to watch me kick your ass so badly, then kick you in the stomach and cut you in half to reveal that you are in fact two 3 foot tall midgets and then to watch me have to kick both of their asses around after the first beating. I don't want kids to think that I'll just show up at their house and beat the **** out of them because I hate tiny people.
Markus looks down and then back up at the camera
Markus Reeves: *** damn it, you got me off topic. I guess I better finish this up so I can inform your next of kin about your unfortunate demise tonight. I'll use a metaphor that you of anyone should understand. I'm Godzilla from Japan and you are Godzilla from America. You do no justice to the name and are widely regarded as the worst thing ever. Now our match will be called Godzilla: Final Wars, the one match where you get Japanese Godzilla finally gets to fight the pussy American Godzilla and if you haven't seen it I'll give you the rundown. You show up, I show up and after about ten seconds of fighting I leave you in smoking, firey heap, dead. That's what's going to happen tonight and I'm going to enjoy every second of it
Markus walks off camera
Markus Reeves: Alright cock weasel, you have my attention now. No one is going to come into the company that I have helped build for the last 6 years and start insulting me. I guess I'm really not surprised that it would take the person who people would think comes from the most respectful country on Earth to come in and start talking **** about things he knows nothing about.
Markus paces around a little bit
Markus Reeves: I figured out exactly why you are talking this much unwarranted **** about me and it's because you want me to honor kill you so you don't have to go back to your family as the biggest Asian disgrace since North Korea. Honestly Ish, it would be my pleasure to send you back to your family an way you like. How exactly would you like to be sent back to your family, body bag, wrapped in sea weed on a plate with a little rice and wasabi or maybe I'll just do you one better and bury you in a shallow grave next to the sewage plant since your family won't give two ****s about whether you return or not.
Markus takes a drink of water and looks back into the camera
Markus Reeves: Ish, I really need to know something about you. I can't tell if I am really talking to someone from Japan because of your obvious inability to communicate in English which can't be it because my daughter who has spent most of her life in Japan has a very good grasp on the English language. My only guess is that you got beat by your mom one too many times and then developed a speech impediment. Man I kind of feel sorry for you about that. I mean it's got to be really hard for you to come to a new country and have people look at you like you a ****ing retarded. Not sure if they should feel sympathy for you or if they should avoid eye contact because you might think that eye contact means they want to see your 2 inch pixilated dick. Trust me I've watch a lot of porn in my day and let me tell you no one wants to see Japanese dicks just like no one wants to see you wrestle in nCw and the complete opposite of wanting to see me kick your ass back across the pacific ocean to Tsunamiland.
Markus smirks into the camera
Markus Reeves: I don't really know what crazy combination of steroids, human growth hormones and nuclear radiation would cause little Ish to grow from being a five foot tall female hooker whose only job it was was to go out on the streets every night trying to sucky sucky long time for 5 bucks a time into a six foot five behemoth such as yourself. My only guess is that you must have scared management into not letting them take a piss or blood test because you know that it would have come back with female hormones, deer antler, a low grade beaver tranquilizer and miracle grow. It really doesn't actually matter Ish because I'm still going to kick your ****ing ass around this ring and make you my prison bitch and make you squeal like the whale killing pussy that you are. I hope that there are no kids in the building for our match because I would feel really bad for them to have to watch me kick your ass so badly, then kick you in the stomach and cut you in half to reveal that you are in fact two 3 foot tall midgets and then to watch me have to kick both of their asses around after the first beating. I don't want kids to think that I'll just show up at their house and beat the **** out of them because I hate tiny people.
Markus looks down and then back up at the camera
Markus Reeves: *** damn it, you got me off topic. I guess I better finish this up so I can inform your next of kin about your unfortunate demise tonight. I'll use a metaphor that you of anyone should understand. I'm Godzilla from Japan and you are Godzilla from America. You do no justice to the name and are widely regarded as the worst thing ever. Now our match will be called Godzilla: Final Wars, the one match where you get Japanese Godzilla finally gets to fight the pussy American Godzilla and if you haven't seen it I'll give you the rundown. You show up, I show up and after about ten seconds of fighting I leave you in smoking, firey heap, dead. That's what's going to happen tonight and I'm going to enjoy every second of it
Markus walks off camera