Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Apr 4, 2013 1:27:22 GMT -6
{We cut backstage to find Curtis D. Kanyon sitting in his throne in his locker room.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: Man, where are my homies? I haven't seen the Captain since last week, and I know my Australian bretheren are getting ready for a fight, they should be here, with me, praising Thor for favor in the battle ahead. Maaaaan.
{Curtis sighs and slumps down. But then the door creaks open. Curtis sits up at attention!. It is Obsidian and GQ Money!}
Curtis D. Kanyon: Oh, it's just you.
GQ: Just us? Just us!? Big daddy, we are three time Muy Better champions!
Curtis D. Kanyon: Oh yeah, I haven't seen you since the masks came off. Great lot of good that did.
Obsidian: It was fun. But yeah, no one wants to book us now that the masks are off. I guess that was our hot commodity.
Curtis D. Kanyon: Oh yeah, you guys were definitely the talk of the town never. What are you guys up to anyway?
GQ: Oh yeah, well big cheese, we missed you and we heard what's happening around here, so we came back to help you out! Now, I know you've had your eyes on a certain prize for months. The National title?
Curtis D. Kanyon: Damn right!
GQ: Well, there's tons of people back, tons of people walking around, and tons of people to conceal you while you sneak up on The Ace and bash his head in! Which you should do now because he is right outside!
Curtis D. Kanyon: That's true, no time like the present to get this done.
{Curtis gets up and grabs his sledgehammer.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: Time to aim true Mjolnir.
{Obsidian and GQ open the door and all three head out.}
Obsidian: He down that way, around the corner to the left.
{Obsidian points down the hallway and Curtis charges full boar.}
GQ: Um, wasn't he on the right.
Obsidian: No, we went passed him and turned left to get here, so he's on the le...oh crap.
{Curtis turns the corner and swings his hammer wildly and a "SMACK" is heard.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: Take that The A... oh damnit.
{The camera catches up and off to the right side of the screen, we see The Ace looking on for a second, and then darting off. To the left, where Curtis stands with his hammer over a fallen body, he just looks down and looks angry.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: That's not The Ace!
{Curtis kicks the guy over onto his back and it's Rob Diamond! GQ and Obsidian walk up behind Curtis.}
Obsidian: Whoops.
Curtis D. Kanyon: Damn. Oh well, what'cha gunna do?
{Curtis shrugs and walks off. GQ and Obsidian just look at each other and then follow.}
{We cut backstage to see Curtis D. Kanyon talking to Joe Everyman.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: ...so then I run around the corner, right? And I wallop what I thought was The Ace! But it wasn't The Ace, get this, it was--
Joe Everyman: Rob Diamond!
Curtis D. Kanyon: Yeah, how'd yo--
{Before the sentence gets finished, Curtis is hit from behind by Rob Diamond with a bandage on his head. Rob stays on top of Curtis with a flurry of punches. Joe and a few refs and jobbers quickly rush in to separate the two.}
Rob Diamond: You son of a bitch! You dumb son of a bitch!
Curtis D. Kanyon: Bring it nancy boy! Attacking from behind! I'll beat you right now!
Rob Diamond: You will rue this day Curtis! Oh yeah, you will rue! Rue!!!
{They are kept separated as the scene fades out.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: Man, where are my homies? I haven't seen the Captain since last week, and I know my Australian bretheren are getting ready for a fight, they should be here, with me, praising Thor for favor in the battle ahead. Maaaaan.
{Curtis sighs and slumps down. But then the door creaks open. Curtis sits up at attention!. It is Obsidian and GQ Money!}
Curtis D. Kanyon: Oh, it's just you.
GQ: Just us? Just us!? Big daddy, we are three time Muy Better champions!
Curtis D. Kanyon: Oh yeah, I haven't seen you since the masks came off. Great lot of good that did.
Obsidian: It was fun. But yeah, no one wants to book us now that the masks are off. I guess that was our hot commodity.
Curtis D. Kanyon: Oh yeah, you guys were definitely the talk of the town never. What are you guys up to anyway?
GQ: Oh yeah, well big cheese, we missed you and we heard what's happening around here, so we came back to help you out! Now, I know you've had your eyes on a certain prize for months. The National title?
Curtis D. Kanyon: Damn right!
GQ: Well, there's tons of people back, tons of people walking around, and tons of people to conceal you while you sneak up on The Ace and bash his head in! Which you should do now because he is right outside!
Curtis D. Kanyon: That's true, no time like the present to get this done.
{Curtis gets up and grabs his sledgehammer.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: Time to aim true Mjolnir.
{Obsidian and GQ open the door and all three head out.}
Obsidian: He down that way, around the corner to the left.
{Obsidian points down the hallway and Curtis charges full boar.}
GQ: Um, wasn't he on the right.
Obsidian: No, we went passed him and turned left to get here, so he's on the le...oh crap.
{Curtis turns the corner and swings his hammer wildly and a "SMACK" is heard.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: Take that The A... oh damnit.
{The camera catches up and off to the right side of the screen, we see The Ace looking on for a second, and then darting off. To the left, where Curtis stands with his hammer over a fallen body, he just looks down and looks angry.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: That's not The Ace!
{Curtis kicks the guy over onto his back and it's Rob Diamond! GQ and Obsidian walk up behind Curtis.}
Obsidian: Whoops.
Curtis D. Kanyon: Damn. Oh well, what'cha gunna do?
{Curtis shrugs and walks off. GQ and Obsidian just look at each other and then follow.}
{We cut backstage to see Curtis D. Kanyon talking to Joe Everyman.}
Curtis D. Kanyon: ...so then I run around the corner, right? And I wallop what I thought was The Ace! But it wasn't The Ace, get this, it was--
Joe Everyman: Rob Diamond!
Curtis D. Kanyon: Yeah, how'd yo--
{Before the sentence gets finished, Curtis is hit from behind by Rob Diamond with a bandage on his head. Rob stays on top of Curtis with a flurry of punches. Joe and a few refs and jobbers quickly rush in to separate the two.}
Rob Diamond: You son of a bitch! You dumb son of a bitch!
Curtis D. Kanyon: Bring it nancy boy! Attacking from behind! I'll beat you right now!
Rob Diamond: You will rue this day Curtis! Oh yeah, you will rue! Rue!!!
{They are kept separated as the scene fades out.}