Post by A.C. Douglas on May 11, 2013 10:00:06 GMT -6
Is, is this some kind of joke?
Okay, First off, the last two weeks have been total flukes and there will not happen again. Now, I have done enough of letting people feel good about themselves, building their confidence up. I let Joe Everyman have at least one last win. One more time the man can feel good about himself before it all goes away. You're welcome Joe.
But that was last week. Two weeks ago, Mike Laszlo managed to sneak himself a victory by throwing me out of the ring. Whatever. That's because Mike Laszlo knows on his best day he cannot defeat me so he pinned someone else. Now gentlemen, here's the thing, you do not, in any way shape or form hold any sort of victory over me. Okay, I have let you feel good about yourselves, and been a generous soul because well, if I had wanted to, I would have won the Coliseum and I'd be headed to A Night to Remember to face the World Champion, but I felt that was just too much of a vulgar display of superiority. It's much better if you savor that kind of thing. Hence, the kindness I've been showing.
But apparently now, some people are trying to take that as weakness. And some people are trying to hard. Jackhammer, I don't know what you got for that promo, but it should have been 3 to 5 years. Are you kidding me? You expect me to believe a word of what you said? You buy $400,000 bottles of scotch? You do realize that that bottle of Macallan 64 Year Old in Lalique sold at auction for $460,000 back in 2010. So, you are probably not drinking the same thing. I am a connoisseur of such things. But people like you, pretending to be something they're not, would be easily fooled by a knock off or imitation.
Now, I also have to wonder if you even know who I am. I don't wear "Anime" or "Superhero" t-shirts. I am not covered in tattoos. There isn't one on my body. Maybe you should actually study both your history and your opponent before you open your mouth. Unlike you, I can do my research, not that I have to know you are simply a big buffoon who has no idea what he's talking about. You don't not impress anybody because you have money. And because you seem to enjoy wasting money as well. But I suppose you need some sort of cover for your lack of actual talent. You are just another washed-up wrestler coming back to NCW because you wanted one last shot in the spotlight. Well, NCW can thank it's lucky stars I'm here to burn these leeches off before they suck the blood completely out of this company. I no doubt would have been rookie of the year, I would have been the rising star, I would have wrestler of the year. Have you...Jackhammer won anything like that in your career? Aside from a few fluke title victories over Jason Evans? I didn't think so. If you put my skills in your body, you could have been the best ever. But no, you, a giant, are just some big goof who never became what he should have.
On the final Trauma, I'm going to put you away and move on to bigger and better things. my future is still quite bright Jackhammer, yours will be spent driving to VFW halls and low-rent shows signing autographs for $15 talking about how you used to be a "superstar". I know those old-timers love to embellish. But because I'm so generous, I'm going to give you a story that you can tell over and over: How on the last Trauma ever, A.C. Douglas brought you back to reality.
Okay, First off, the last two weeks have been total flukes and there will not happen again. Now, I have done enough of letting people feel good about themselves, building their confidence up. I let Joe Everyman have at least one last win. One more time the man can feel good about himself before it all goes away. You're welcome Joe.
But that was last week. Two weeks ago, Mike Laszlo managed to sneak himself a victory by throwing me out of the ring. Whatever. That's because Mike Laszlo knows on his best day he cannot defeat me so he pinned someone else. Now gentlemen, here's the thing, you do not, in any way shape or form hold any sort of victory over me. Okay, I have let you feel good about yourselves, and been a generous soul because well, if I had wanted to, I would have won the Coliseum and I'd be headed to A Night to Remember to face the World Champion, but I felt that was just too much of a vulgar display of superiority. It's much better if you savor that kind of thing. Hence, the kindness I've been showing.
But apparently now, some people are trying to take that as weakness. And some people are trying to hard. Jackhammer, I don't know what you got for that promo, but it should have been 3 to 5 years. Are you kidding me? You expect me to believe a word of what you said? You buy $400,000 bottles of scotch? You do realize that that bottle of Macallan 64 Year Old in Lalique sold at auction for $460,000 back in 2010. So, you are probably not drinking the same thing. I am a connoisseur of such things. But people like you, pretending to be something they're not, would be easily fooled by a knock off or imitation.
Now, I also have to wonder if you even know who I am. I don't wear "Anime" or "Superhero" t-shirts. I am not covered in tattoos. There isn't one on my body. Maybe you should actually study both your history and your opponent before you open your mouth. Unlike you, I can do my research, not that I have to know you are simply a big buffoon who has no idea what he's talking about. You don't not impress anybody because you have money. And because you seem to enjoy wasting money as well. But I suppose you need some sort of cover for your lack of actual talent. You are just another washed-up wrestler coming back to NCW because you wanted one last shot in the spotlight. Well, NCW can thank it's lucky stars I'm here to burn these leeches off before they suck the blood completely out of this company. I no doubt would have been rookie of the year, I would have been the rising star, I would have wrestler of the year. Have you...Jackhammer won anything like that in your career? Aside from a few fluke title victories over Jason Evans? I didn't think so. If you put my skills in your body, you could have been the best ever. But no, you, a giant, are just some big goof who never became what he should have.
On the final Trauma, I'm going to put you away and move on to bigger and better things. my future is still quite bright Jackhammer, yours will be spent driving to VFW halls and low-rent shows signing autographs for $15 talking about how you used to be a "superstar". I know those old-timers love to embellish. But because I'm so generous, I'm going to give you a story that you can tell over and over: How on the last Trauma ever, A.C. Douglas brought you back to reality.