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Post by Angel on May 23, 2008 5:24:46 GMT -6
Woman: Thank you, thank you, that thing was going to kill me.
Spike: Well what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood, I got half a mind to kill you myself you half wit.
Woman: What?
Spike: I mean honestly, what kind of a retard wears heels like that in a dark ally. Take two steps and break your bloody ankle.
Woman: I was just trying to get home.
Spike: Then take a cab you moron. And if on the way home a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van. Stupid cow.
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Post by tylerjacobs on May 23, 2008 7:42:19 GMT -6
*Angel opens the package, a locket of some sort falls to the floor and Spike appears. He growls and charges at Angel, going through him and ending up halfway between the desk*
Spike: ....bugger.
Wesley: Spike...
Angel: Spike! (or in the out-takes, a really girly like teenager: SPIKE! complete with flailing arms)
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Post by tylerjacobs on May 23, 2008 7:51:00 GMT -6
"Sex with robots is more common than you think." - Spike "Is pathological idiot an actual condition?" - Angel (in reference to Spike) "I'm shocked - shocked that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt objects." - Spike (After Angel accused of stabbing him for fun) I want you, Lindsey..... I'm thinking about rephrasing that." - Angel (To Lindsey former lawyer of Wolram and Hart...yes he's male) "Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but... I knew you'd come back. You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive." -Andrew....y'know, Tuckers brother "I play this game... it's pointless and annoys me... and yet, I'm compelled to play on." - IIlyria, in reference to Crash Bandicoot.
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Post by Angel on May 24, 2008 14:21:17 GMT -6
Spike: [barges into Angel's office.] Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink... [stops in mid-thought when he sees puppet Angel sitting at the desk.] Puppet Angel: [anxiously.] Spike... Spike: [staring.] Look at you. Puppet Angel: [gesturing with his hands.] Just turn around and walk away. Spike: [still staring.] You're a— Puppet Angel: Spike! Spike: [starts laughing uncontrollably.] You're a bloody puppet!
[Puppet Angel and Spike are scrapping in the lobby of Wolfram and Hart with the entire staff watching.] Spike: [laughing hysterically.] You're a wee, little puppet man! [Angel punches Spike in the face.] Ow! [laughs; Angel punches Spike in the face harder.] Ow! Hey! That's enough. ... Puppet Angel: What's everybody looking at? Well?! Spike: They're looking at the wee little puppet man. ... Puppet Angel: Stupid limey piece of crap! ...
[After beating Spike, to the bemused staff.]
Puppet Angel: Yes, I'm a puppet. Doesn't mean you don't have work to do. Harmony, get my call list. Harmony: Um... Puppet Angel: And Spike needs a car. Spike: [to Harmony.] You heard the puppet.
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Post by tylerjacobs on May 28, 2008 8:29:40 GMT -6
Classic episode!
I love the bit where he goes down to see the werewolf girl and she almost rips him apart, with bits of fluff flying everywhere.
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Post by Angel on Jun 5, 2008 5:44:49 GMT -6
Is there a Japeto in the house?
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Post by Spike Kane on Nov 12, 2008 4:39:27 GMT -6
Fred: Oh my God, Angel, you're cute! Angel: Fred... don't. Fred: But... oh, look at your little hands. And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
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Post by Angel on Nov 13, 2008 5:42:13 GMT -6
"Spike, just turn around and walk away."
"Your a wee little puppet man!"
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Post by Angel on Nov 13, 2008 5:51:16 GMT -6
Angel: "I helped save the world you know?"
Spike: "Like I haven't"
Angel: "Yeah but I've done it allot more."
Spike: "Oh please."
Angel: "Closed the hell mouth."
Spike: "I've done that."
Angel: "Heh, you wore a necklace."
*Look at each other.*
Angel: "You know I helped kill the mayor and Jasmine."
Spike: "Do those really count as saving the world?"
Angel: "I stopped the Copla, that saved the world."
Spike: "BUFFY ran you through with a sword."
Angel: "Yeah, but I made her do it."
*Spike stares at Angel.*
Angel: "I signaled her with my eyes."
Spike: "SHE KILLED YOU! I helped her, that one counts as mine."
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Post by Spike Kane on Nov 13, 2008 7:10:48 GMT -6
Lorne: ANGEL-TOES!!! ....IS THERE A GEPETO IN THE HOUSE?
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Post by Xavier Williams on Nov 13, 2008 11:49:15 GMT -6
... did anyone else notcied that Spike and Angel are the only guys who post... and they constantly quote... Spike and Angel from the show...
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Post by Angel on Nov 13, 2008 19:21:04 GMT -6
I noticed.
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Post by JFK on Nov 13, 2008 20:20:12 GMT -6
... did anyone else notcied that Spike and Angel are the only guys who post... and they constantly quote... Spike and Angel from the show... *puts his arm around x* just let em be, according to the law they can no longer wed so this is the closest they can get.
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Post by Angel on Nov 13, 2008 20:30:52 GMT -6
In my state we can wed, they just made it legal.
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Post by JFK on Nov 13, 2008 20:35:04 GMT -6
In my state we can wed, they just made it legal. DIRTY HIPPIE!
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Post by Joe Everyman on Nov 13, 2008 21:01:19 GMT -6
In my state we can wed, they just made it legal. Yeah, that helps the "we're not gay" part alot
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Post by Angel on Nov 13, 2008 22:19:27 GMT -6
Who said anything about not being gay...
Spike, little help?
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Post by Angel on Nov 14, 2008 5:49:02 GMT -6
Wes: Angel she died.
Angel: So did I once. Look I'm not crazy, I saw her.
Wes: Fine, where?
Angel: Between the Clown and the Giant talking Hot Dog.
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Post by Spike Kane on Nov 14, 2008 7:04:52 GMT -6
*Walks from behind the curtain woith a tub-o-lube*
You called Angel?
Back on track, yes Joe....we have actual opinions you see, and we like to show our favourite quotes, memorable or funny. I guess it means your gay if you have your own opinion and don't always follow the "interwebz~~"
And Xavier....yes, I noticed,I found it moderatly amusing.
And Kole.....erm....that was actually pretty good........dammit.
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Post by Spike Kane on Nov 14, 2008 7:06:57 GMT -6
btw - lol @ the advert at the top of this forum.
I should hopefully be getting some of those comics for xmas.
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Post by Angel on Nov 14, 2008 11:21:15 GMT -6
"How I lost 1lb per day" ? Didn't know it was a comic.
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Post by JFK on Nov 14, 2008 13:10:55 GMT -6
haha adblock plus of the win!
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Post by Joe Everyman on Nov 14, 2008 13:32:10 GMT -6
*Walks from behind the curtain woith a tub-o-lube* You called Angel? Back on track, yes Joe....we have actual opinions you see, and we like to show our favourite quotes, memorable or funny. I guess it means your gay if you have your own opinion and don't always follow the "interwebz~~" And Xavier....yes, I noticed,I found it moderatly amusing. And Kole.....erm....that was actually pretty good........dammit. Attack me for a simple, harmless joke...awesome stuff
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Post by Spike Kane on Nov 14, 2008 16:22:17 GMT -6
Well....the saying goes "Don't dish it if you can't take it" harmless fun all the way SAMUEL!
Ahem, for me I get ads for the Angel ""After the Fall" comics. Right now it has the Spike - After the Fall at the top, looks pretty damn sweet.
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Post by Angel on Nov 14, 2008 17:32:43 GMT -6
Angel-After the Fall is awesome, if you can, buy the TPBs on ebay instead of the individual issues. It's basically season six and it rocks hard core.
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