Post by Hexxy on Aug 11, 2008 14:39:30 GMT -6
..::The scene opens up in a the woods where the only light is that of the fire that is ablaze in the middle of the clearing. We see the dynamic, amazing, incredible Hexx walk onto the screen holding his skull staff in one had, a chicken in another, and a knife in his left hand. He begins chanting...... wait........ Hexx doesn't have three arms..... Ok... he's holding a chicken upside down in his right hand and a knife in his left hand, the skull staff is stuck into the ground beside him... that's better. Hexx begins chanting as he brings the knife up when suddenly his ritual is interupted::...
Voice: What in the hell do you think you're doing?
..::Hexx turns around surprised and sees a Forest Ranger standing at the edge of the clearing::..
Hexx: I'm sacrificing this chicken for good luck.
Ranger: I can see that.... I meant why are you doing it here?
Hexx: You've gotta do it in the woods....
Ranger: In a state park? You can't be starting a fire here.
Hexx: Who are you smokey the bear?
Ranger: You're gonna have to leave.
..::Hexx looks annoyed::..
Hexx: But I have to do this, I have a huge match coming up at Truama against one bad mofo.
Ranger: I don't care... really I don't. Put this fire out and be on your way.
..::Hexx's eyes narrow into slits as he stares at the ranger::..
Hexx: Fine Ranger Smith we'll do things your way, Ole Hexxy will be on his way..... wait is that the Great Norther spotted white owl over there!?!?!
..::The Ranger turns his head and Hexx drops the chicken and knife and picks up his skull stuff, as the chicken runs away into the night Hexx bashes the ranger in the back off the head. The ranger holds his head in pain as he turns around::..
Hexx: Damn....
Ranger: I'm gonna have to ask you not to do that again.
Hexx: I could have sworn that was going to work. Hell... my chicken got away too... now see what you did.
Ranger:..........
Hexx: Now I have to go into this handicap match against Xander without any luck, I could have had some sacrified chicken luck, and lunch tomorrow.... but no..... Mr. Ranger here just had to go and ruin things........ Now what am I supposed to do? Lord, don't you have to stop some bears from stealing picnic baskets or something?
..::The ranger just stares at Hexx, not taking his eyes off of him. Hexx sighs as he begins throwing dirt onto the fire to put it::..
Hexx: After I kick Xander's ass on Trauma, I'm coming for you next, you khaki shorts wearing fool.
..::And with that the scene fades away::..
Voice: What in the hell do you think you're doing?
..::Hexx turns around surprised and sees a Forest Ranger standing at the edge of the clearing::..
Hexx: I'm sacrificing this chicken for good luck.
Ranger: I can see that.... I meant why are you doing it here?
Hexx: You've gotta do it in the woods....
Ranger: In a state park? You can't be starting a fire here.
Hexx: Who are you smokey the bear?
Ranger: You're gonna have to leave.
..::Hexx looks annoyed::..
Hexx: But I have to do this, I have a huge match coming up at Truama against one bad mofo.
Ranger: I don't care... really I don't. Put this fire out and be on your way.
..::Hexx's eyes narrow into slits as he stares at the ranger::..
Hexx: Fine Ranger Smith we'll do things your way, Ole Hexxy will be on his way..... wait is that the Great Norther spotted white owl over there!?!?!
..::The Ranger turns his head and Hexx drops the chicken and knife and picks up his skull stuff, as the chicken runs away into the night Hexx bashes the ranger in the back off the head. The ranger holds his head in pain as he turns around::..
Hexx: Damn....
Ranger: I'm gonna have to ask you not to do that again.
Hexx: I could have sworn that was going to work. Hell... my chicken got away too... now see what you did.
Ranger:..........
Hexx: Now I have to go into this handicap match against Xander without any luck, I could have had some sacrified chicken luck, and lunch tomorrow.... but no..... Mr. Ranger here just had to go and ruin things........ Now what am I supposed to do? Lord, don't you have to stop some bears from stealing picnic baskets or something?
..::The ranger just stares at Hexx, not taking his eyes off of him. Hexx sighs as he begins throwing dirt onto the fire to put it::..
Hexx: After I kick Xander's ass on Trauma, I'm coming for you next, you khaki shorts wearing fool.
..::And with that the scene fades away::..