Post by Mike Honcho on Aug 13, 2008 23:20:43 GMT -6
(OOC: I’m wanting to change Tony Buttafuoco. After this post I will be Mike Honcho. Will edit roster app ASAP)
Our scene opens with Tony sitting in his apartment surrounded by pictures of the vengeful security guard. Tony had been doing surveillance on the Michel Clark Duncan look alike for the past 4 days despite still felling the effects of the potent PCP. Buttafuoco is reading a health report that describes the guard’s extensive medical issues regarding the frustrated attack Tony had orchestrated to the guard only a few weeks ago. Tony realizes that he deserved everything that had happened to him last week and was feeling very remorseful. He calls “The News” at home for some helpful advice.
News: Hello, the home of The News, The News speaking.
Tony: Hey what’s up? It’s Tony, Tony Buttafuoco.
News: Who? I don’t know you and I don’t care to; I’m hanging up now good-bye.
The phone is violently slammed down by News and he completely forgets that the phone even rang. Tony quickly redials News knowing that he would have to trick him into talking on the phone.
News: Hello, the home of The News, The News Speaking.
Buttafuoco: You have the best hair on the face of the earth and I will pay you money to talk to me. Don’t hang up!
News: I’ve never hung up on anybody in my life! That’s rude. That’s ravishingly rude! Who is the fine young man I’m speaking to on here? Push 6 twice if you’re in Milwaukee.
Tony: Um… I’m not in Milwaukee but I need your help. I hear that you’re one of the best advice givers around. From what I understand, your advice is like the A-Team. No matter how stupid and silly the plan seems, it always comes together and works.
News: Wisdom is one of the finest qualities I have… Besides perfect hair and a wife with the perfect ratio, if you know what I mean.
(Starts to tweek out)
TB: Huh!? No Sir I don’t knows because I come from a highly educated university. When I talk to you I have to dumb myself down!
News: What did you just say to me? I should punch you right in the bladder!
(Starts to level out)
Tony: I’m sorry about that, for some reason I’m still feeling the effects from where somebody spiked my water and I snap in and out of really dumb promos. Anyways, I was wondering if you could meet me in person to help me figure some things out about myself. I've got a match with Diablo this week and can't win in the state of mind I'm in right now. I’ll do anything for your help sir! After not winning that last match I don’t know what’s up and what’s sideways. Please help me News, you’re my only hope.
News: How much money you got hombre?
TB: I have about $350. Why?
News: Is that it? I guess it will due. Bring the money to me at 612 Warf Ave at 3 PM sharp. Don’t be late or I’ll punch you in the face with a pencil. Got it?
Tony: Yeah sure but…
The phone call is abruptly ended by News once more but Tony got what he needed. He grabbed up the money and started to walk to the rendezvous point. Tony sits in front of what appeared to be an abounded warehouse patiently waiting for The News. By 4:30 Tony is ready to give when News comes speeding thru gate and does multiple 360-degree turns before coming to a complete stop. News steps out of his car with a baseball bat in one had and a huge burrito in the other. News takes a gigantic bite from the colossal burrito and then throws it on the ground. As News tries to chew and walk towards Tony at the same time he starts to swing the bat around. Tony doesn’t know what’s going on and nervously approaches News.
Tony: Hey News, what’s with the baseball bat?
News: Where’s the money?! Hand me the money now!
(With a reluctant look on his face, Tony reaches into his pocket and pulls out the money)
Tony: Yeah sure. Here’s the money.
After Tony hands over the money, News starts to count the money the second the money hits his hands. After The News is happy with amount of cash, he starts to explain the master plan to turn Tony’s life around.
News: Here’s the plan, you’re going to complete forget that you’re Tony Buttafuoco. I’ve already taken the proper steps to make sure that everybody in your life knows what’s going on and they all agree to help out on this. Here, put this in your pocket. I’m I going too fast for you yet?
Tony, who is complete bewildered at this point, grabs the package that spells “Read Me Mike” into his jacket pocket. As he looks up, News has the bat completely pulled back and before Buttafuoco could react, News smacks him across the side of the head. As Tony lays unconscious, News grabs his wallet and replaces his driver’s license and Social Security card.
News: It’s still empty? The poor really did give me all his money. Where's the fun in robbing somebody two weeks in a row and they just give you all thier money. At least I got this awesome watch from him last week. Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahaha! I’m laughing and having a good time! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Fade to black
Our scene opens with Tony sitting in his apartment surrounded by pictures of the vengeful security guard. Tony had been doing surveillance on the Michel Clark Duncan look alike for the past 4 days despite still felling the effects of the potent PCP. Buttafuoco is reading a health report that describes the guard’s extensive medical issues regarding the frustrated attack Tony had orchestrated to the guard only a few weeks ago. Tony realizes that he deserved everything that had happened to him last week and was feeling very remorseful. He calls “The News” at home for some helpful advice.
News: Hello, the home of The News, The News speaking.
Tony: Hey what’s up? It’s Tony, Tony Buttafuoco.
News: Who? I don’t know you and I don’t care to; I’m hanging up now good-bye.
The phone is violently slammed down by News and he completely forgets that the phone even rang. Tony quickly redials News knowing that he would have to trick him into talking on the phone.
News: Hello, the home of The News, The News Speaking.
Buttafuoco: You have the best hair on the face of the earth and I will pay you money to talk to me. Don’t hang up!
News: I’ve never hung up on anybody in my life! That’s rude. That’s ravishingly rude! Who is the fine young man I’m speaking to on here? Push 6 twice if you’re in Milwaukee.
Tony: Um… I’m not in Milwaukee but I need your help. I hear that you’re one of the best advice givers around. From what I understand, your advice is like the A-Team. No matter how stupid and silly the plan seems, it always comes together and works.
News: Wisdom is one of the finest qualities I have… Besides perfect hair and a wife with the perfect ratio, if you know what I mean.
(Starts to tweek out)
TB: Huh!? No Sir I don’t knows because I come from a highly educated university. When I talk to you I have to dumb myself down!
News: What did you just say to me? I should punch you right in the bladder!
(Starts to level out)
Tony: I’m sorry about that, for some reason I’m still feeling the effects from where somebody spiked my water and I snap in and out of really dumb promos. Anyways, I was wondering if you could meet me in person to help me figure some things out about myself. I've got a match with Diablo this week and can't win in the state of mind I'm in right now. I’ll do anything for your help sir! After not winning that last match I don’t know what’s up and what’s sideways. Please help me News, you’re my only hope.
News: How much money you got hombre?
TB: I have about $350. Why?
News: Is that it? I guess it will due. Bring the money to me at 612 Warf Ave at 3 PM sharp. Don’t be late or I’ll punch you in the face with a pencil. Got it?
Tony: Yeah sure but…
The phone call is abruptly ended by News once more but Tony got what he needed. He grabbed up the money and started to walk to the rendezvous point. Tony sits in front of what appeared to be an abounded warehouse patiently waiting for The News. By 4:30 Tony is ready to give when News comes speeding thru gate and does multiple 360-degree turns before coming to a complete stop. News steps out of his car with a baseball bat in one had and a huge burrito in the other. News takes a gigantic bite from the colossal burrito and then throws it on the ground. As News tries to chew and walk towards Tony at the same time he starts to swing the bat around. Tony doesn’t know what’s going on and nervously approaches News.
Tony: Hey News, what’s with the baseball bat?
News: Where’s the money?! Hand me the money now!
(With a reluctant look on his face, Tony reaches into his pocket and pulls out the money)
Tony: Yeah sure. Here’s the money.
After Tony hands over the money, News starts to count the money the second the money hits his hands. After The News is happy with amount of cash, he starts to explain the master plan to turn Tony’s life around.
News: Here’s the plan, you’re going to complete forget that you’re Tony Buttafuoco. I’ve already taken the proper steps to make sure that everybody in your life knows what’s going on and they all agree to help out on this. Here, put this in your pocket. I’m I going too fast for you yet?
Tony, who is complete bewildered at this point, grabs the package that spells “Read Me Mike” into his jacket pocket. As he looks up, News has the bat completely pulled back and before Buttafuoco could react, News smacks him across the side of the head. As Tony lays unconscious, News grabs his wallet and replaces his driver’s license and Social Security card.
News: It’s still empty? The poor really did give me all his money. Where's the fun in robbing somebody two weeks in a row and they just give you all thier money. At least I got this awesome watch from him last week. Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahaha! I’m laughing and having a good time! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Fade to black