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Post by defunctlies on Aug 30, 2008 7:58:59 GMT -6
Zombies have hit the globe. Choose:
1. A partner 2. A song to listen to 3. Two Projectile Weapons of your choice 4. One Melee weapon of your choice 5. A location to make your last stand
GO.
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Post by Xavier Williams on Aug 30, 2008 9:54:08 GMT -6
Chuck Norris "Gametria (The Killing Name)" by Slipknot Shotgun/Sub-Machine Gun Chuck Norris's fist Liberty City
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Post by Carl Cage on Aug 30, 2008 9:58:14 GMT -6
Bruce Lee "Grind" by Alice in Chains Flamethrower/M16 Combat Knife Graveyard
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Post by Spike Kane on Aug 30, 2008 10:12:05 GMT -6
Nemesis from Resident Evil "Escape Frm Hellview" by CKY Warthog MAchine Gun Turret/Gold Gun from James Bond Sledgehammer Airport
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Post by defunctlies on Aug 30, 2008 10:29:28 GMT -6
Jack Bauer 'Thriller' by MJ M4 Carbine/Spas Shotgun Crowbar Shopping Mall
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Post by Xavier Williams on Aug 30, 2008 10:36:31 GMT -6
... an Uzi is not a melee weapon.
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Post by Carl Cage on Aug 30, 2008 10:37:51 GMT -6
Nor is a Sledgehammer but do you see me moaning. lol
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Post by defunctlies on Aug 30, 2008 10:42:45 GMT -6
...I'm going to be patient.
Do you know what a melee weapon is?
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Post by Carl Cage on Aug 30, 2008 10:46:36 GMT -6
There are two basic divisions — edged weapons, of which examples include swords, spears, axes and knives and blunt weapons, such as clubs and maces.
The basic principle of edged weapons is to increase the user's pressure by concentrating force applied onto a smaller surface area, such as an edge or point, thus more easily penetrating the opponent's body to cause wounds. Because most of the effectiveness of edged weapons depends upon breaking the skin of an opponent, they lose much of their usefulness when pitted against armor.
Blunt weapons rely solely on mass and raw impact energy to disable opponents through broken bones, internal trauma or concussions. Historically, maces and flails were developed and used to combat armored infantry, such as knights, because of their ability to cause injuries even "through" plate armor, and were also very effective against flexible armor, such as chain mail. However, blunt weapons are usually heavier than edged weapons, as the extra weight is needed to cause greater damage, especially through armor. This often makes blunt weapons more difficult to maneuver.
That good enough for ya...
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Post by defunctlies on Aug 30, 2008 10:48:29 GMT -6
...you forgot to credit wikipedia.
And by those defenitions, an Uzi is not a melee weapon, but a sledgehammer is.
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Post by Xavier Williams on Aug 30, 2008 10:49:32 GMT -6
YOU SAID UZI!!!!!!! That is a gun!
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Post by defunctlies on Aug 30, 2008 10:50:53 GMT -6
Now, now children, play nice.
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Post by Carl Cage on Aug 30, 2008 10:51:25 GMT -6
Ok...calm down nothing major...take your hormone pills guys and credit to wikipedia ok. Post edited and happy now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Jack Ryan on Aug 30, 2008 16:36:19 GMT -6
Sarah Michelle Geller (I don't care what you think, but I think that bitch can throw down.) "Raindrops keep fallin on my head" or whatever it's called.. or whoever it's done by. A 12 pack of soda cans / a baseball a serrated acid etched katana (Wesley Snipes Blade style, but.. I pay my taxes) Disney World
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Post by Xavier Cross on Aug 30, 2008 17:33:10 GMT -6
1. Jennie Finch (she can throw crazy fast balls, and if we survive you gotta repopulate right?) 2. Straight Outta Compton by NWA 3. 9 mm glock, and auto shotgun 4. Machete, or some softballs for ol Miss Finch 5. A mall. Diverse, yet has beds so i can bang the **** outta Jennie Finch
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Post by Angel on Aug 30, 2008 21:23:47 GMT -6
Peter Petrelli, f**ker is the most powerful super powered freak of all time. Sic by Slipknot. Ash from Army of Darkness's double barrel, sawed off shotgun. IT NEVER RUNS OUT OF BULLETS! I'd prefer either two smaller katanas, like arms length from hilt to tip or Sephiroth's Masamune. Based on my Zombie knowledge, a Mall is the best location. Second pick would be Universal Studios, that'd be fun.
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Post by Will on Nov 27, 2008 17:35:00 GMT -6
1. Dr. House...I need his brain! 2. The Pagan Sword of Legend by Hecate Enthroned 3. A pump action shotgun and a pistol 4. A short handled sledgehammer I can wield with one hand 5. A used car lot.
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Post by Trent Helms on Nov 27, 2008 21:10:33 GMT -6
Claire Redfield Final Countdown by Europe A Automatic Shotgun with a Shell Barrel & Desert Eagle Magnum Light Saber (Remember, I'm Trent Helms) A Porn Shop (Lots of Cover, rooms with only one entrance, and lots of makeshift weapons)
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Post by Trent Helms on Nov 27, 2008 21:11:26 GMT -6
Or...I just say screw it, and relocate back to Planet Helms, glassing the planet before Xavier ever gets to get his groove on and give out the clap to someone.
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Post by The Brothers Holland on Dec 3, 2008 18:12:22 GMT -6
1. A partner: Terry Tate... the dude'd gore his way through every damn zombie on the planet. 2. Down with the Sickness by Richard Cheese. Yes I don't care it was used in Dawn of the Dead, if anything that makes it better. 3. Guns: I'm a traditionalist. Shotgun (whichever type I could get my hands on) and pistol of some kind, preferably with a large clip. 4. Melee: Sword. I would even go so far as to say Glamdring. More specifically my very own Glamdring with the LotR Aragorn Elven knife that I also own, strapped to my side just in case. What do you mean that sounds like I have them prepped and ready for the day this all happens? 5. Last stand: Maybe not a last stand, but first stand would be at my local fire station. Huge *** damn doors at the front, big metal gates at the back, every window on the ground floor has bars on them and when we need to move on, we got fire trucks. I call that a win.
And to finish.. there's only 2 kinds of people in the world. Those with a zombie plan... and those without a zombie plan. We call the latter the zombies.
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Post by Angel on Dec 4, 2008 9:15:15 GMT -6
There are only three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
There are two types of X-Men fans, those who love Gambit and those who hate Gambit.
Just because it's boss in the movies, I wouldn't mind cutting off my left hand and attaching a chainsaw to it to fight off zombies.
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Post by Frostbyte on Dec 4, 2008 10:03:00 GMT -6
1- Goku (I don't care what you say about DBZ the guy could destroy a planet at a whim) 2- Battle Metal by Turisas (it was just make the zombie killing that much more epic and fun) 3- Rocket Launcher and an Emo-apult (for use as a bait launcher) 4- A Brick-on-a-stick (cos it sounds like fun, I'll build it myself if I have to) 5- My House (cos then I got my xbox and dvds for when there's a lull in the fighting)
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Post by Frostbyte on Dec 4, 2008 10:05:17 GMT -6
Death to your clever word changing facilities!
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Post by Davey Ortega on Jan 19, 2009 14:07:11 GMT -6
1. My best friend, Alan 2. Them Bones by Alice in Chains 3. Automatic Shotgun and Vincent Valentines Cerberus 4. Scimitar 5. The Apartment. Barricade the main entrance, and destroy the stairs as well. Knock off the back stairs. Second story Apartment, so no way Zombies can get in through the windows. Also has a balcony for whoever may be sniping (Yes, we have an actual group prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse)
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Post by Bannedingo on Jan 19, 2009 14:24:19 GMT -6
1. Mewtwo 2. Aim fot the head by Creature Feature 3. Double barrel shotgun and a crossbow 4. Katana 5. Seattle Space Needle
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Post by Gib on Jan 29, 2009 18:29:13 GMT -6
1. A partner - Michael Clark Duncan 2. A song to listen to - The Hand that Feeds (NIN) 3. Two Projectile Weapons of your choice - My .308 hunting rifle and benelli over under shotgun 4. One Melee weapon of your choice - Shaolin Spade 5. A location to make your last stand - The second story of my barn
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Post by Freakke on Aug 4, 2009 10:27:28 GMT -6
1. George A. Romero 2. Bounce by System of a Down 3. Crossbow and Scoped 8mm hunting rifle 4. Shaolin Spade 5. Northwestern Canada(far from any city)
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Post by Malcolm Reed on Aug 4, 2009 23:02:49 GMT -6
1. Ash 2. Night of the Living Dead-Misfits 3. Sling Shot/sword gun (ala The Punisher) 4. Machete 5. Deep within the center of the outbreak.
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Post by wewklaus on Aug 8, 2009 7:36:43 GMT -6
1. A partner:- Necronomicon if I'm allowed to choose a cursed artifact as my partner; If not then my mate Curtis 2. A song to listen to:- It's A Long Way To The Top (If you wanna rock'n'roll) - AC/DC 3. Two Projectile Weapons of your choice:- Flamethrower and Boomstick 4. One Melee weapon of your choice:- Baseball Bat 5. A location to make your last stand:- The front of my apartment complex. Easily defendable entrances/exits, supplies, and a great place to hide if you get in trouble...
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