Frostbyte
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Post by Frostbyte on Jan 12, 2009 5:55:54 GMT -6
I thought it only fitting that I should be the one to start this game. The idea is we argue over who is better by means of Chuck Norris Jokes and Jack Bauer jokes, or jokes that involve them both. Allow me to begin:
Jack Bauer once bought a cat, he named it Chuck Norris, the perfect name for a pussy
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Post by Frostbyte on Jan 12, 2009 5:57:00 GMT -6
Jack Bauer once competed with Superman in a best-of-3 "loser wears his underwear outside his clothes" arm wrestling match
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Post by adm on Jan 12, 2009 18:56:42 GMT -6
Chuck Norris once challenged Jack Bauer to an MMA match...unfortunately when they had it the world exploded in Awesomeness
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Post by Frostbyte on Jan 12, 2009 19:00:43 GMT -6
Chuck Norris once destoryed the moon by pointing his finger at it in the shape of a gun and saying 'bang'.....
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Post by Frostbyte on Jan 12, 2009 19:01:02 GMT -6
.... meanwhile jackbauer was doing something important
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Post by adm on Jan 12, 2009 19:04:38 GMT -6
Jack Bauer once seduced a woman from across the room...that woman was Chuck Norris' Mom
And Nine months later...Chuck was born
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Post by AVALANCHE on Jan 12, 2009 19:08:30 GMT -6
Jack bauer once took some baking soda, some duct tape, an old nail file and a paper clip, after 5 minutes work he had created macguyver
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Post by adm on Jan 12, 2009 19:30:59 GMT -6
Chuck Norris once ate a Deathburger and lived...too bad Bauer invented the Deathburger(If you don't know the band Psychostick you might not get this one)
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Post by Frostbyte on Jan 13, 2009 5:33:55 GMT -6
Chuck Norris was once blasted with Gamma Radiation, now when he get's angry he turns green and kills 834746387929 terrorists in 1 day
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