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Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 3, 2009 19:02:59 GMT -6
I was going to put this is spam, but I thought it would fit here better. But, I was thinking about alot of great quotes and I was thinking we could do a chain type of thing like the Last Song thing and whatnot. So, here is a good one to start it. "If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide." Have fun
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Post by Alex Jones on Mar 3, 2009 19:08:43 GMT -6
shouldn't we put who said it?
"Never underestimate the predictablity of stupidity"-Turkish in "snatch:"
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Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 3, 2009 19:11:20 GMT -6
I would, but I couldn't find an author for that one. But yes, we'll put names. Speaking of that... "AJ Phoenix is the CZW of nCw" - Myself ;D Sorry, I had to put that one
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Post by Alex Jones on Mar 3, 2009 19:25:19 GMT -6
"Joe Everyman is the barry horowitz of the XHF"-Me about 3 years ago
.....change XHF to NCW and it's PRETTY DAMN RELEVANT
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Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 3, 2009 19:37:33 GMT -6
Haha, that's actually pretty good AJ.
"In my book, sh*t is worse than f*ck, because if you're walking down the street and see a pile of sh*t, you'll be offended...but if you walk down the street and see a pile of f*ck...well...you'll stand and look at it" - Myself
I had to go around the word censor to make it make sense
And...
"The only reason some people are alive is because it's illegal to kill people" - Everyone on the internet
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Post by Falcon on Mar 3, 2009 21:56:29 GMT -6
"I'm sorry, did you say something? My whine filter was on." - Me
Falcon: "You're just basing this on lies, assumptions and speculations." Angel: "Well, We're the heels, the facts don't matter."
Falcon: "I don't know why I still buy X-men. I don't even read it anymore, they just collect dust on the outside." Mr.Showtime: "Well, something has to satisfy your fanboy hard-on for Rogue." Falcon: "Listen to you Mr. She-Hulk." Showtime: "And Chun-Li.. don't forget Chun-Li" Falcon: "After seeing that movie, I don't think it will be possible. The bad things tend to stay with you."
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Post by Leonard Fox on Mar 4, 2009 0:46:57 GMT -6
Wow.. that first quote was pure class. anyway.... Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. - Homer Simpson
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Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 4, 2009 0:56:50 GMT -6
Wow.. that first quote was pure class. anyway.... Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. - Homer Simpson Well, with all of the poo-baby abortions going around, and the fact it made me giggle, I had to have a good starter. "I've been thinking alot lately about taking chances and how it really is just about overcoming your fears. But the truth is that everytime you take a big risk in your life no matter how it ends up your always glad you took it" - J.D. from Scrubs
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Post by Falcon on Mar 28, 2009 3:27:15 GMT -6
Angel or not I will stab you in the face. -Dean Winchester, Supernatural
Falcon: We should start a church. Showtime: Like what? All the good ideas are taken. Falcon: I dunno. How about the church of jump off a cliff? Suicide is frowned on by mostly everyone else, maybe we should endorse it? Showtime: No way, we'll be sued right into the toilet. Falcon: How about the church of apathy? All religions tell you they care, what if one just didn't give a f***? Showtime: You may be onto something. Aethism says I don't know. We say, I don't care. Falcon: You my friend, just gave us the tagline.
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Post by Maniac on Mar 28, 2009 12:57:33 GMT -6
"There's no arguing with Ed." Mark AKA Falcon
"That's right, I'll logic you right into a corner until you admit I'm right." Me
"He will." Mark again.
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Post by Maniac on Mar 28, 2009 12:59:31 GMT -6
"At some point, everyone who matters in WWE pins Kane, even Kane pinned Kane." Me
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Post by JFK on Mar 28, 2009 13:33:00 GMT -6
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your ****in' mouth. A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a ****ing cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is ****ing IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument. Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I ****, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there's gonna be ****ing in the streets, man. I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough is it?" The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people. I miss Bill Hicks
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Post by Falcon on Mar 29, 2009 10:43:39 GMT -6
"Everytime you buy Twilight on DVD, god kills a kitten, three baby seals and seventeen dreams from the poor kids in third world countries" -Me
"Did you know that 78.3% of statistics are made up on the spot?" Showtime "Man, I thought it was 81.1%" Me "Does that mean tha official stat just went up?" Showtime
"There's no point in putting a Starbucks in a Barnes and Noble. You spend ten dollars of a coffee then you can't even afford to buy a book, so you have to sit there for hours, slowly sipping, until you finish reading." Me
"I feel bad for them. I mean, the CEO of B&N must be wondering why his profits are dwindling but the douchey hippie coffee place in there is making money out the ass." Me
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Post by Jack Hammond on Mar 29, 2009 13:12:19 GMT -6
Me: "I'm like an incontinent kitten; endearing, but you wouldn't want me on top of you."
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Post by Maniac on Mar 29, 2009 17:15:13 GMT -6
"What the hell were they thinking when they made Transoporter 3? We'll make it up when we start filimg?" me
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Post by Maniac on Mar 29, 2009 17:16:18 GMT -6
"Ron Zombie needs to steal someone elses gimmick." me
"Hi, I'm the agent for NEW and Ron is a good friend of mine." the guy sitting in front of us at the independent wrestling show Falco and I went to
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Post by Samantha Star on May 29, 2009 9:22:27 GMT -6
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your ****in' mouth. A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a ****ing cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is ****ing IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument. Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I ****, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there's gonna be ****ing in the streets, man. I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough is it?" The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people. I miss Bill Hicks Probably the biggest +1 I'll ever give on this site, and I've only been here for a few days. ---- "In the immortal wisdom of the bumper sticker, it is simply not enough these days to question authority. You've gotta speak with it, too." - Taylor Mali
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Post by Samantha Star on May 29, 2009 9:24:21 GMT -6
Everytime you buy Twilight on DVD, god kills a kitten, three baby seals and seventeen dreams from the poor kids in third world countries -Me This made me spit the gum I was chewing across the room in laughter. Well done.
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Post by adm on May 29, 2009 10:37:29 GMT -6
Most of mine are in the Spam board's Messenger quotes...honest to god.
But here's a good one thanks to good ol' Duke Nukem (RIP) - "Life's like a box of ammo, and happiness is a belt-fed machine gun."
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Post by Spike Kane on May 30, 2009 5:50:15 GMT -6
"Let's be bad guys" Adam Baldwin, as Jayne in Serenity
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Post by Keybo Shabaz on Jun 23, 2009 3:55:29 GMT -6
Me: I'm the only person alive who could walk into a bar filled with disease free, horny women and still manage to screw it up and walk out alone. Showtime: That's not something to be proud of. Me: Who said I was proud of it? I am a sad human being. Showtime: Well, at least your honest. Me: At this point I'll trade honesty for death if it means I get laid beforehand.
Girl at a friends wedding: I can't wait for New Moon. Those books speak to me. Nother girl, same place: I know, that author is so in touch with reality. Me, Yes, I had to spoil their parade: You know those books were written thirty years ago, right?
The look on their faces was priceless.. Sagat worthy...
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