THE FOX REPORT This week in nCwWell this past week as you saw on Collision, my father decided to return from his brief retirement to be a thorn in my side... and I say.. Why? He has no right getting in my business, he couldn't handle the pressures of nCw and left me in charge... get out of my way and let me run this organisation how I want.
ReviewThe show was fantastic until my dad decided to be a complete douche. We had Angel beating Bates in a superb matchup, which had Mr. Preston smiling from ear to ear. Good thing too, he needed the boost after his loss to Mike Honcho.
We also got to see Homeless Harold beat the holy hell out of Jimmy Zane. Which was especially gratifying because Zane tried to cheat by locking the referee in his locker room. Zane's cheating actions didn't get him anyware though and justice was served with that homeless harpoon.
PreviewNow, this week we have another amazing show, as long as my dad doesn't stick his nose in it and ruin everything I've done. We have a couple of matches that I'm very excited about.
Adam Knite, Falcon and Homeless Harold vs Kristoff Liam Bates, Jimmy Zane and The ACEThis will be the match of the night! I'm not just saying that because Adam is my man, but because this match is full of top notch nCw talent.... well all except Jimmy Lame. I predict a win for my Revolution guys, well just because I know they are better than the three men they're facing.
Joe Everyman vs. Steve AwesomeThis match is going to be on Trauma tomorrow night, but none the less, it will be a fantastic match up. Steve Awesome attempts to reclimb the ladder while Joe Everyman tries just not to trip over his own two feet. Should make for some great Television action, even if it is the opening match of the night, that just means it's the first nCw action of the week.... which is a good thing.
The Fox LineSatan, Hell(AKA Wisconsin)
When will you be
coming to my neck of the woods next, nCw? I mean, it is COLD HERE for
the next couple months, but Fox owes me his soul for the success of
nCw, he should at LEAST come visit every now and then. I mean, I get
lonely for his face raping. And I just bought a new pair of those fuzzy
handcuffs I know he likes.
Come visit me, I'm lonely in this cold wasteland!
Your gay lover,
Satan.
Well Satan, it might be a while till we come around your way. After Sovereign we plan on going down the east coast some.Hi this is Moive Town Video Rentals. You have some over
due rentals. Just a reminder that it's $6.55 per dvd that is late. Here
is what you failed to return: P.S. I Love You, Travelhood of the
Sister-Pants 5, Evil Dead, Evill Dead 2, Evil Dead 3: Still Dead and
Evil, Yo-Gabba-Gabba: The Movie, and Space Balls. Please return these
movies as soon as possible. Thank you.
What can I say, I love Bruce Campbell. Then again, who in their right mind doesn't?Hi, this is Jason from Dallas. Can you PLEASE find me a
quarterback this isn't horribly overrated and doesn't get distracted by
a pop stars gaping vagina for so long that we lose games? Thank you.
Oh lord how I wish I could. I'm not buying the "he'll be a better QB without Owens" stuff flying around.Hi, this is Mike Rotch from San Diego. This is to
Leonard or Kelly, whoever can answer first. I was wondering...how can
you sign people who don't like Gary Sinise?
Lt. Dan is an amazing and talent individual. I think I'll start putting that on the wrestler application, you ust love Gary Sinise.
Final ThoughtsWell fans, this has been my first Fox Report in what feels like forever. Sorry if it seems dry right now, but I have to get back in the swing of things. Make sure and watch both Collision and Trauma this week because we have some good action for you and make sure if you see my dad walking the streets.... throw a couple of shoes at him or something.
-Kelly Fox