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Post by Dante Cross on Mar 24, 2008 14:12:40 GMT -6
ll right, if you've ever watched that show Whose Line Is It Anyway? you've probably seen a segment called Scenes from a Hat, where the host pulls out a "scene" written on a sheet of paper from a hat and has the actors act it out.
Basically, I'll be pulling out "scenes" for you guys to act out in a humorous manner. The object of the game is to come up with the funniest response. You might remember a few months ago, someone started a thread called "Things you shouldn't say to Triple H," and everyone gave a lot of great responses of their own. This is pretty similar, except that every few days, I'll come up with a new scene.
It's pretty simple, but I do have a few notes. Because this is just a message board you can't really act out something, so responses will have to use a bit of roleplay. It's sort of like captioning or even that TPWW Hardcore Championship thread, where you "act something out" through writing. I say this because sometimes, I'll give a scene, and a reply may just be a simple one or two word statement. I'd like to encourage people to act out stuff instead. For example, if the scene is "Inappropriate moments to do so-and-so," instead of just saying something like "after bed" or "in the morning," act out that scene. If the scene asks for a movie name, maybe give a bit of a trailer that might air for that movie.
Just a few rules: - ONE SCENE PER REPLY. You can only post one "response" at a time. Don't list a whole bunch of them in one post. This is just to allow others who might have a similar idea to get their chance to post.
- NO DOUBLE POSTING. Obviously, since you can only post one answer at a time, some might feel tempted to post six replies in six posts. That's kinda cheap, so I'd like to discourage that. If you have two or more good ones, either wait for someone else to post one of theirs or wait five minutes.
- The only double posting allowed is to respond to another person's scene in one post and then give your own example in another. Obviously, if you think someone posted a classic respond, by all means show your approval with a or or whanot. That way, we can have sort of like a live audience thing.
- Please try to keep your scenes short. Few people like to read whole biographies for these things.
- Once a round is over, no more replies can be made for it. Make your replies only for the most recent scene suggestion.
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Post by Dante Cross on Mar 24, 2008 14:13:17 GMT -6
Scene: What if Rob Van Dam was a motivational speaker
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Post by tylerjacobs on Mar 24, 2008 15:20:25 GMT -6
RVD walks out onto the stage infront of a school hall full of school kids. He steps up to the podium.
"Kids...I'm not gonna bore you with a lecture, I'm gonna say it how it is."
RVD spots the stoner kids in their seats talking to each other. With his druggie eye he can see them a mile away.
"To make it in this business you gotta be the whole damn show. Like me, Mr Pay Per View."
RVD sees one of the kids show the other a large bag of skunk. His eyes almost pop out ofhis head. He rips off his suit to reveal his wrestling gear, and he climbs up onto the podium, doing the usual RVD taunt. RVd then dives off the podium and turns like...67 degeress or some**** to Five Star Frog Splash the kids.
RVD grabs the weed, and runs off.
"Career suicide my ass!"
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Post by Adam on Mar 25, 2008 7:25:50 GMT -6
Kid1: You wanna go swimming after school
**RVD enters out of nowhere**
RVD: Don't forget to bring a towel
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Post by Steve Awesome on Mar 25, 2008 7:48:46 GMT -6
We open at a WWE press conference about a year or two ago. We see Jim Ross standing next to Rob Van Dam in front of a podium.
JR: Hello ladies and gentlemen, Im here with RVD. And he is here to gives us a motivational speech. Isn't that right Rob?
RVD nods.
RVD: Totally.
JR: So Rob, are you ready to take the podium and speek to these people?
RVD: Whatever.
JR starts to pat his pockets.
JR: Oh no. Rob, theres a problem.
RVD: Dude?
JR: I misplaced your index cards.
RVD: DUDE!
JR: I'm sorry. I must have left them at home when I was going over them while you were out behind the shed with my son. I hope your not mad.
RVD shrugs.
RVD: It's cool.
JR: I guess your just going to have to do this in a shoot. You think your okay with that?
RVD: Totally.
JR: Okay...well go ahead.
RVD steps up to the podium and opens his mouth to speak when suddenly the microphone cuts out right before he can begin. Instead of getting angry he just shrugs and does the RVD taunt before spin kickintg the podium off the stage.
END
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Post by Spike Kane on Mar 25, 2008 9:30:44 GMT -6
Haha exellent!
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Post by Dante Cross on Mar 25, 2008 14:21:38 GMT -6
Scoring - 10 Points For Awesome, 5 For Spike, 2 For Adam
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Post by Dante Cross on Mar 25, 2008 14:23:54 GMT -6
ROB speaking to 8yr old kids about the dangers of drugs
**Rob comes in a little high.
Rob: OK kids, today I want to talk to you about how you roll th....Oh wait...about what you do when someone offers you an illegal substance...
**Rob turns to teacher
Rob: Wait is it legal or illegal? Illegal right? Well anyhow, when someone comes up to you and offers you drugs, you should always take some time and think about it first. Or is it that you should say NO right away? I always get this confused because if you say NO right away you might hurt the other guys feelings. Right? I would take a minute to think about it, and hey maybe you can get a discount.
**Rob starts laughing and teacher tells him it's time to leave.
ROB: Before I go, let me just say one thing. Doing Drugs only gets in the way of achieving goals...well, unless your name is....R.V.D.
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Post by Steve Awesome on Apr 6, 2008 13:36:16 GMT -6
Okay...since Trent is lazy I'm giving you all the next scene.
Scene: What Ric Flair does now in his spare time?
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Post by Steve Awesome on Apr 6, 2008 14:00:38 GMT -6
Scene opens with Flairs wife in the kitchen.
Wife: Ric hunny, dinner is ready!
Ric Flair enters the scene doing his trademark strut. He grabs the plate of food and looks at it.
Ric: Wooooooooo!
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Post by Jack Ryan on Apr 6, 2008 16:44:22 GMT -6
Ric Flair is spotting coming out of a Comic and gaming shop. Wearing a hooded cloak to try and hide his presence. But the white hair and trademark strut give him away. He gets into his car and drives off. The camera crew follows wondering, "Just what does the stylin, profilin, kiss stealin, wheelin and dealin son of a bitch do in his retirement time?" He drives like a maniac, trying to shake the camera crew off his tail. But the driver of the camera is a former stuntman and keeps up. Finally Flair gives in and pulls into a driveway. He gets out of the car, trying to hide his face while holding a brown bag. He knocks three times on the garage door and it slowly opens. Three nerdy kids are inside, complete with glasses and pocket protectors. He walks in and shakes the bag out on the table. Packs of cards from the Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card game fall on the table.
Flair: Alright, I got three packs of Dark Crisis. Two of Rise of the Dragon Lord. Four Black Magician's Revolution and Three a Hero Emerges.
Nerd 1: You're our hero Mr. Flair.
Nerd 2: You're awesome.
Flair: So can I play with you guys?
The nerds huddle together, talking quietly in nerd-speak.
Nerd 1: Ok, but you'd better not suck.
Flair: Oh, I am the duel master! None of you will beat me. I even brought my own Duel Glove.
Nerd 2: You're gonna need it.
Flair looks at the camera.
Flair: What? Don't you judge me! I'm the king of the duel! I can do whatever I want!
(Sad state of affairs that would be.)
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Post by Joe Everyman on Apr 6, 2008 16:59:14 GMT -6
Flair is standing in his bathroom. He is holding two bottles in his hands...one is a Tylenol PM and one is a Viagra bottle. His vision just keeps shifting between the two.
Ric's Wife: Ric, hunny, are you coming to bed?
Ric then gets in a panic. He finally just slams down the bottles. He takes two Tylenol out and one Viagra. He then swallows them both. He walks back out into the bedroom.
Ric: Hey hunny...think we could...uh...
(In Ric's mind: Please let the Viagra hit first...please please please...)
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Post by Dante Cross on May 7, 2008 3:06:56 GMT -6
Good Job People...Next Scene
How Jeff Hardy Got His Push Earier This Year.
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Post by Dante Cross on May 7, 2008 3:23:19 GMT -6
Vince: So from now on, no smoking Weed at our events either!
*Jeff Hardy's locker conveniently bursts open, pouring down bags of weed*
Vince: Oh-ho! What's this? Nice job, Jeff! It seems as if young Mr. Hardy here has been taking it on himself to confiscate as much contraband as he could... even before the policy! That's initiative!
Jeff Hardy: Uh, what?
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Reckoning
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Post by Reckoning on May 9, 2008 14:54:56 GMT -6
lmfao! Here's mine:
Vince: YES! OH YES! I like your hair, it's like a woman's!
*Jeff's head emerges from under Vince's desk.*
Jeff: So, I can be the next Cena?
Vince: NO! You need to get off the pot first!
Jeff: That's IMPOSSIBLE!
Vince: Then get back down there!
*Slowly sinks down.*
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Post by tylerjacobs on May 13, 2008 9:21:09 GMT -6
Triple H: Thats the spot you little rainbow haired bitch!
*Pan out to see Jeff massaging Triple H*
Jeff: So I'm gonna beat you right?
Triple H: No no no...your gonna fluke a victory over me...you know, like we did with Shelton Benjamin.
Jeff: Still...I woulda preferred a hash payment for this instead.
Triple H: What!?
Jeff:Cash payment...I said cash...
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