Post by Kelly Fox on Dec 19, 2007 17:40:56 GMT -6
OOC: Guys I completely forgot to write a Fox Report last week. I literally didn't realize one hadn't been written until Saturday night right before the Meta deadline.
Ladies and Gentlemen it's once again time for another tear gripping saga, that is.. THE FOX REPORT. Fear it, cry about it, I don't care but you just have to accept it. This week I have some catching up to do so lets go straight to the awards.
AWARDS:
Last Weeks Collision
Wrestler of the Week: Steve Awesome
Promoer of the Week: Davey Ortega
Match of the Week: Reckless Jack vs. Shaun Wilson
Quote of the Week: You see I have respect for Spike, because he can dominate a company. You........you're just riding his d*ck - Shaun Wilson
DAFI of the Week: Vertigo Dirtmurder (For marrying that ugly whore)
Metamorphosis
Wrestler of the Week: Trent Helms
Promoer of the Week: Steve Awesome
Match of the Week: Spike Kane vs. Davey Ortega
Quote of the Week: God Earth Girls Are Easy. - Trent Helms
DAFI of the Week: Chris Cruise
Congratulations to all the weekly award winners.... and um.... the opposite of congratulations to the DAFI award winners. You all did a good job (bad in the DAFI's case) and deserve your honors.
Now this week, the first week after Metamorphosis we have a star studed lineup in front of us. Several key matches will take place on a show that promises to be superb.
We're going to have Christian Kane, who is still in possession of the World Title taking on Dave Holland. I wonder, will Dave Holland do the right thing and crush Christian and take the World Title from him, handing it to its rightful owner, or will he do the Dave Holland thing, and take it from Christian and claim it's his? I wonder.
Some other interesting points is we will have Trent Helms and Jack Manson versus Shaun Wilson and Steve Awesome. Shaun Wilson and Steve Awesome have been wowing crowds with their athleticism and their work ethic while Trent Helms has been wowing people with his complete idiocy. "Planet Helms" yeah that's going hit the fans like a brick "OMG GUYZ TRENT HELMS IS ALIEN DUDE" He must think nCw fans are as dumb as the fans of that company up in Connecticut. I full expect Steve Awesome and Shaun Wilson to control this match, not because of Jack Manson but because Trent will be too busy phoning home.
Another match I'm going to be looking forward to is the Davey Ortega versus Sexy Jason match. It'll be interesting to see if the former Xtreme champion can beat the current #1 contender. Should make for one heck of a match, with Sexy jason oozing machismo and Davey Ortega oozing machismo, we can have a whole oozing party in that ring...... you know what after reading that again, I wish I would have never said anything.
The final match to keep an on is the Jason Norton versus The Fox, it should be an increddddddddddd ........**falls asleep**
Ladies and Gentlemen it's once again time for another tear gripping saga, that is.. THE FOX REPORT. Fear it, cry about it, I don't care but you just have to accept it. This week I have some catching up to do so lets go straight to the awards.
AWARDS:
Last Weeks Collision
Wrestler of the Week: Steve Awesome
Promoer of the Week: Davey Ortega
Match of the Week: Reckless Jack vs. Shaun Wilson
Quote of the Week: You see I have respect for Spike, because he can dominate a company. You........you're just riding his d*ck - Shaun Wilson
DAFI of the Week: Vertigo Dirtmurder (For marrying that ugly whore)
Metamorphosis
Wrestler of the Week: Trent Helms
Promoer of the Week: Steve Awesome
Match of the Week: Spike Kane vs. Davey Ortega
Quote of the Week: God Earth Girls Are Easy. - Trent Helms
DAFI of the Week: Chris Cruise
Congratulations to all the weekly award winners.... and um.... the opposite of congratulations to the DAFI award winners. You all did a good job (bad in the DAFI's case) and deserve your honors.
Now this week, the first week after Metamorphosis we have a star studed lineup in front of us. Several key matches will take place on a show that promises to be superb.
We're going to have Christian Kane, who is still in possession of the World Title taking on Dave Holland. I wonder, will Dave Holland do the right thing and crush Christian and take the World Title from him, handing it to its rightful owner, or will he do the Dave Holland thing, and take it from Christian and claim it's his? I wonder.
Some other interesting points is we will have Trent Helms and Jack Manson versus Shaun Wilson and Steve Awesome. Shaun Wilson and Steve Awesome have been wowing crowds with their athleticism and their work ethic while Trent Helms has been wowing people with his complete idiocy. "Planet Helms" yeah that's going hit the fans like a brick "OMG GUYZ TRENT HELMS IS ALIEN DUDE" He must think nCw fans are as dumb as the fans of that company up in Connecticut. I full expect Steve Awesome and Shaun Wilson to control this match, not because of Jack Manson but because Trent will be too busy phoning home.
Another match I'm going to be looking forward to is the Davey Ortega versus Sexy Jason match. It'll be interesting to see if the former Xtreme champion can beat the current #1 contender. Should make for one heck of a match, with Sexy jason oozing machismo and Davey Ortega oozing machismo, we can have a whole oozing party in that ring...... you know what after reading that again, I wish I would have never said anything.
The final match to keep an on is the Jason Norton versus The Fox, it should be an increddddddddddd ........**falls asleep**