Post by Kelly Fox on Dec 6, 2007 17:16:02 GMT -6
Thanks for coming here to read another exciting rendition of...... THE FOX REPORT! Quite a week we had here in nCw and I'm proud to say I'm one of the top draws of New Championship Wrestling. That's right fans a straw poll taken after Collision has proved without a shadow of a doubt that... I Kelly Fox is the most popular and recognized superstar in nCw. Here is a pie chart to prove it.
See that is definitive proof that I am the top star in nCw! Aren't you just so happy right now knowing that? It's a good day in nCw. However lets get started and go straight to my predictions for this week.
Suspense:
The Real Deal vs. Tankelad
The Real Deal versus...."The Real Meal" Heck yeah, just thought of a new nickname. With this wonderful new nickname "The Real Meal" pulls off the win.
Syringe vs. Vincent Romero
Wow Romero, way not to do pretty much anything last week. Thanks for making me look like a fool. I'm never picking Romero again, Syringe wins this one with one hand tied behind his back, bold prediction I know.
The Fox vs. Big L
Who does this Fox guy think he is.... there's only me and Daddy who have the right to wear the name "Fox" in nCw. Copy cat is just trying to ride our coat tails to fame. I'm going with Big L here.
Jason Norton vs. War Train
**Yawn** Still don't care.
Collision:
Karnage, Punisher, Chris Cruise vs. Sexy Jason, Christian Kane, and Jake Kane
Look it's those sorry cowards that call themselves an "Empire" Punisher announced his retirement again this week so I have a feeling his team will pull this win out for him. Plus, Christian Kane sucks... so that has to play in their favor.
XDivision Championship
Reckless Jack vs. Shaun Wilson
Gutless Jack versus Shaun Wilson should be a great match. The key word here is "should" because I have a feeling Wilson will shock the world and will run away with Jackie's X-Division title.
Xtreme Championship
Davey Ortega vs. Vertigo Dirtmurder
...... I'm not going to say anything.
Joe Everyman vs. Milo Holland
Milo Holland former National champion takes on Joe Everyman former Xtreme champion.... Everyman is being tutored by Lance Ryan, but I still don't see that being enough.... or do I... Milo is a weak girl who wears a puddle skirt, I think I'll make a bold prediction and say Everyman wins this match.
Steve Awesome vs. The Ace
Mr. Awesome versus Mr..... The Ace. I don't see anybody stopping the Awesome express. The Ace will try to win this match at all costs using his best friend "Mr. Sledgehammer" but Mr. Ref will be counting Mr. 123 on him and Mr. Awesome will walk away with Mr. Win.
Spike Kane vs. Phillip Burns vs. John Anthony
Referee- Lance Ryan
Wow.... we have Sack of Sh*t, the World Champion and Jack Andrews in a triple threat match with the World Title not on the line. You'd think a night with two title matches already would go ahead and have a third.... guess not. Oh well I don't see SoS pulling this off and Spike is a whiny midget, so I'm taking Josh Alexander to win this match.
Now that my predictions are out of the way, I think I have to hit on something that happened this week. Sack of Sh*T has corrupted the mind of "The Dude"! It's a terrible tragedy and I have no idea how he did it. Burns must have used some kind of funky mind control because I know for a fact Davey "The Dude" Ortega would never team with such a low life. Fans if you see Ortega walking down the streets make sure to dump gallon after gallon of cold water over his head, hopefully with a combined effort we can snap him out of this hypnosis he's under. Remember to keep "The Dude" in your prays until we're able to free him from this hold.
Weekly Awards
Wrestler of the Week: Davey Ortega
Promoer of the Week: Steve Awesome
Match of the Week: 4 Way Dance
Quote of the Week: But you and I... we've only just begun. We're not done until I say we're done. And that ends when your put through the same humiliation I am. - Milo Holland
DAFI of the Week: Vincent Romero