Post by Kelly Fox on Dec 31, 2007 15:39:03 GMT -6
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Fans, as you may have noticed, strange messages talking about an "Age of the Revolution" have been appearing on our shows, no suddenly this message has found it's way on our websites main page, whoever/whatever this is has apparently hacked our official website. I'm sorry about this inconvenience however it appears to be a simple graphical hack, but please make sure your antivirus definitions are up to date and you have a good spyware scanner, as we do not know for sure yet if this hack is harmful.
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Now that, that's over with let me get started by first giving out my weekly award winners for the past two weeks. Sorry I was not here last week friends but I was spending Christmas with Adam and his family. Sure it was a great time, but man his mom makes her pecan pie too good.... I couldn't get enough of it.
Collision 12-23-07
Wrestler of the Week: The Ace
Promoer of the Week: Davey Ortega
Match of the Week: Big L vs. Veritgo Dirtmurder
Quote of the Week:I know. But honestly, what can Shaun Wilson do? The kid is getting his chance with the big leagues and now I have to be the one to carry him through. That’s not very fair to me, Chad. - Steve Awesome
DAFI of the Week: Christian Kane (Bastard)
Collision 12-30-07
Wrestler of the Week: The Ace
Promoer of the Week: The Brothers Holland
Match of the Week: nCw Showcase
Quote of the Week:Speaking of her, I wonder if she ever woke back up from her last Fox report? I mean s**t, I knew I was a good looking guy, but I didn't know I was "lights out." - The Fox
DAFI of the Week: Double Trouble
Ok now that we have all that stuff out of the way lets get started on something important.... like me. A couple weeks ago, Christian Kane laid his little cabbage hands all over me and forced me to go into that ring and declare him still "nCw World Champion." Well let me tell you something "Other" Kane, you aren't the Champ. Just because you take the belt and are wearing it doesn't make you the champion. Maybe you should take a lesson from Spike and Lance Ryan this week on what it takes to be a champion. Poser.
Then we have this crazy bastard, hacking nCw broadcasts and now even the website. What in the name of Seth Drabble is going on here?! This has got to stop, nCw is a proud company that has an image to uphold, we can't allow people to ran all over it, just doing whatever they want.... that would be crazy.
Now that I'm done ranting for a bit, how about we get to a look at Kelly's predictions for this week.
Singles Match:
Ricky Johnson vs. Steve Awesome
The man with the longest National Title reign faces off against Awesomeness Personified....this should be an incredible match filled with awesome head banging. I'm going to go out on the limb here and say that Awesome picks up this win, with a slap, kiss, and 2 dollar bill
Hardcore Match:
John Anthony vs. Sexy Jason
Sexy Jason is sexy, John Anthony... not so much. So logic says Sexy Jason wins this match.
Grudge Match:
Davey Ortega vs. The Ace
Wow, if you looked up Big Fat Ugly Cheater in the dictionary you'd see a picture of.... Seth Drabble, but right under that you'd see a picture of The Ace. You've gotta give him a hand because he finds ways to win, but he won't pull the wool over Ortega's eyes two weeks in a row.
Tag Team Title Match:
The Cult vs. The Brothers Holland(c)
Wow....Everygayman and Mr. Kira Whore take on real Champions The Brothers Holland. This should be very interesting... ok I'm lying, the only think remotely interesting here is just how long will it take for the Hollands to kick the crap out of these two.
X-Division Title Match:
Trent Helms(c) vs. Shaun Wilson
Mork versus Token this should be a match of monumental perportions.
Or maybe it'll be the dumbest match between two TV personalities since the Emanual Lewis {Kid from Webster} battled Barney Rubble in a Tijuana Death Match.
--Main Event--
Lance Ryan vs. Christian Kane
Lance Ryan will beat some sense into Christian Kane.
Well fans, that's all I have for this week, I hope you enjoyed the article and make sure to come back and give it a look over next week.