Post by Kelly Fox on Jan 26, 2008 0:19:17 GMT -6
---Intro---
Thanks for coming to read another exciting edition of my Fox Report. It's been an eventful week of wrestling, and this Sunday nCw will present Cross Roads. What could be better than this? I've gotta say, with all of the incredable matches on the card I'm on the edge of my seat. So how about we get right to it, we have some amazing matches on the card, everybody must order the pay per view, it will be amazing.
First up I'm going to give out my weekly awards.
---Weekly Awards---
Wrestler of the Week:
We have plenty of candidates this week, in a show that had many wrestlers step up and make a name for themselves. However the person who stood out to me the most had to have been ...... THE ACE. Ace has been on a roll lately and this week he not only beat the World Title Number 1 contender but he also beat the former National Champion, Ricky Johnson. It was a great match and The Ace deserves the award.
Promoer of the Week:
Somebody who really impressed me this week was ANGEL. He did an outstanding job keeping me entertained. Everything flowed nicely and he never got old, great job this week Angel.
Match of the Week:
The match of the week has to be the Close Encounters versus the Upper Echelon match. These two teams can't stand each other and it showed in this passionate match. I could watch these two teams square off against each other every week.
Quote of the Week:
Dave: Right now, that joke of a match beween Spike and Evil.
Milo: ok, so long as I don't have to watch Everyman I'm happy.
Funny stuff from the Hollands this week.
DAFI of the Week:
This week the clear DAFI winner is TAFT. Not only is he silent all week, when it's time for the match he acts like he left his oven on at home. What kinda crap is that? That's why you win the DAFI this week Mr. Taft.
Congratulations to all the winners this week. You all earned these honors.
---Predictions---
Up next I'm going to try and predict the winners at Cross Roads. As everybody knows I seldomly get these predictions wrong, so you can take what I say and believe it. If you're the gambling type you can place your bets now, Kelly Fox will come through for you.
Reckless Jack vs. Jimmy Turner
Ok.... seriously.... does anybody think Jimmy Turner stands a chance?
Winner: Reckless Jack... DUH!
Vertigo Dirtmurder vs. Jamie Ryan
Jamie Ryan looks very impressive and you can't argue with his pedigree. He very well could pull off the upset here in this match. However, this is Vertigo Dirtmurder's type of match and he knows how to get around in a hardcore environment.
Winner: I'd like to pick Jamie Ryan with the upset, but I think Vertigo Dirtmurder pulls off the win, too much stacked against Jamie Ryan.
Bukkake Man vs. Roxi
Bukkake Man is a disgusting excuse for a wrestler. He's offensive and creepy. I hope Roxi can pull off this win and become the first woman to pin a man in an nCw ring.
Winner: Roxi, she will pull off this improbable win because Bukkake Man is a retard.
The Ace vs. Dave Holland
The Ace has been nothing short of amazing the past few weeks and this week he takes on probably his toughest challenge in a month... one half of the long time Tag Team Champions, Dave Holland. Holland is quicker but Ace is stronger, it should make for an interesting match up. If I say so myself.
Winner: The Ace will continue his winning ways, call it hunch but he's been on fire and the momentum could carry him to a huge win.
Joe Everyman & Shaun Wilson vs. Ricky Johnson & Sexy Jason
Speaking of wrestlers on fire, Joe Everyman, Shaun Wilson, and Sexy Jason have all been electric lately, and Ricky Johnson is no slouch. I see a match of the night canidate here, as two members of the Midcard Uprising (which BTW I'm so stocked that the name I gave them caught on.) takes on two known supporters of the Ortega and Manson connection. These two teams will tear each other apart.
Winners: The Fans..... but seriously, I have a feeling that Ricky Johnson and Sexy Jason pull off this win against these rebels.
Trent Helms vs. Davey Ortega
A match that puts Trent Helms and Ortega in the same ring will be an automatic classic. And these two are going to settle “who's the better man” by squaring off in the best of three falls match. Wow, should be a great one. Trent and Ortega can't stand each other, they'd love to see the other in a pool of their own blood.
Winner: Davey Ortega, “The Dude” will avenge his teams loss last week and will find a way to beat Trent Helms.
Jack Manson vs. Steve Awesome
Jack Manson and Steve Awesome have been on a collision course since Steve Awesome defeated Jason Norton at last month's Metamorphosis. Throw in the Midcard Uprising and you have a mixture ready to explode. This will be a first blood match, and it should be a match for the ages.
Winner: Steve Awesome, those abs will be too much for Manson to handle.
Spike Kane (c) vs. Christian Kane
Brothers divided will square off for the nCw World Title. Christian Kane will try and prove that Spike Kane sided with the wrong brother when he chose to join teams with Crag Kane, aka Reckless Jack. Christian taking Spike's title would be a great way to validate his claims.
Winner: As much as I hate to say it, Christian will find a way to topple his brother, when somebody is this determined it's hard to vote against them.
---Kelly's Thoughts----
Well fans those are my predictions for this week's pay per view. those are just my opinions so take them for what they're worth..... a lot. Now it's time for the part of the article where I hit a few hot topics currently going on in nCw.
3- MidCard Uprising – Man, it's so awesome that a name that I coined has become so popular. Everybody is referring to this team of ruffians as the “MidCard Uprising”. They haven't come out and announced what their official name is yet, but I think I should start charging them everytime somebody refers to them as “The Midcard uprising”. They'd owe me at least 20 bucks if I charged them a dollar every time it's said.
2- Married – Since nCw first opened, I've been hearing everybody talking and for some reason, everybody seems to think that I'm married.... well... I'm not! KK Reynolds was the one who spread that crazy rumor when he wrote my bio for the nCw website. He was mistaken, if I was married to Adam my name would be Kelly Knite not Fox, since I would take his name, I wouldn't be one of those crazy celebs who keeps their own last name. We were engaged, but it got broken off after I miscarried, but now we are back to together, and we are discussing getting married again, so that's the truth about my marital status.
1- Age of the Revolution – This Week at Cross Roads according to the vignettes is when this group will make their presence felt. This group has been hacking the nCw website, Collision broadcasts and no telling what else. They claim that nothing will save nCw from their Revolution... Who will be the primary players in this group? Who will try and reshape the foundations of nCw?
---Rankings---
Lately Dante Cross has been releasing his “Top 25” BCS style rankings, and I've gotta say, he's terrible at choosing his list. That's why for this week I've decided to make my own rankings. Which could drastically change after the pay per view, but i'll post them up anyways and I hope you enjoy.
1- Spike Kane – He's the World Champion.. he's automatically number one... which Dante doesn't seem to understand
2- Sexy Jason – He's been incredible recently, plus he's Xtreme Champion.
3- Jack Manson – National Champion... need I say more?
4 – The Ace – The Ace has been eletric as of late and has been on fire.
5- Steve Awesome – He's undefeated and has great abs.
6 – Davey Ortega – The Dude, is always a threat to be in the main event.
7 – Trent Helms – What can I say that you don't know?
8 – Lance Ryan – He's still one of the best wrestlers in nCw, a backstage attack won't change that.
9 – Christian Kane – He's challenging for the World Title for a reason.
10 – Joe Everyman – Wow, he had a great win against Milo Holland and has been very impressive
11 – Dave Holland – Him and Milo are a lethal tag team, but Dave is also an incredible singles wrestler.
12 – Angel – Angel has been freakishly good in his first few matches in nCw.
13 – Shaun Wilson – Little has been heard from the Wilson camp lately, but he's still X-Division champion, and a dang good one.
14 – Ricky Johnson – Ricky is one of the best wrestlers in nCw, he's had a bad streak lately but he's still great.
15- Vertigo Dirtmurder – He's been an Xtreme Champion and has a violent nature, and a solid wrestler on top of that.
16 – The Fox – The Fox was undefeated before losing to Sexy Jason, and has a lot of potential.
17 – Milo Holland – The big man of his tag team, and fine wrestler, had a dissapointing loss to Joe Everyman recently.
18 – Xavier Williams – He has a high ceiling and could become a great wrestler with a little experience.
19 – Mark Evil – He's lost two straight weeks, however he was unofficially nCw World Champion for about 30 seconds.
20 – Reckless Jack – Where has Reckless Jack been? If memory serves me well, he was a good wrestler, but I'm not sure.
21 – Jamie Ryan – Has potential because of his blood lines, but he hasn't been in a match yet.
22 – Bukkake Man – He's an ok wrestler, not great.
23 – Falcon – Has yet to be in a real match, but I was with him in PWW, he'll climb the ranks fast.
24 – Nathanal Havok – Will have his first match at the pay per view, looks great, could be something.
25 – Chris Esper – The Same as Havok.
Well fans, that's all for the Fox Report this week, I really hope you enjoyed it and found it a pleasant read. I'll be back next week with an in depth review of Cross Roads as well as my usual column, until then enjoy the pay per view.
-Kelly Fox