Post by Kelly Fox on Aug 2, 2007 23:43:39 GMT -6
For those of you who don't remember who were never in nCw before this is usually where my dad posted his weekly article concerning everything that is or was nCw. However since he is very busy running nCw he made me (isn't he just so wonderful!) color commentator, and I just decided I would hijack his old article. Anyways......
Wow I can't believe the nCw is back, and like this time it seems everybody from my daddy to even Jimmy Turner (the janitor) is going all out to take nCw to the top fast. The energy backstage is higher then I've ever seen it and we have people applying for jobs like every minute. Having too many great wrestlers trying to join is never a bad thing, know what I'm saying?
Collision this week looks great. Unfortunately Logan WCF legend decided to nerf out of his contract, but regardless it's still awesome, believe me.
nCw newcomer and monster The Tank is squaring off against my cuz Davey "The Savior" Boone, honestly I don't care how big Tanky is because David is an nCw Legend and former World Champion. Thats a big hill to climb I don't care who you are, even if your some kinda hill climbing enthusiast or something. So there is my prediction, Tank may be a foaming at the mouth dog but David is just too good for him.
Prediction: Davey Boone wins in 4minutes and 57 seconds with the Sharpshooter.
Justin Tyme versus Lance Ryan? Who cares, I haven't seen too much of either of them. I think Tyme wins because his name is a lot cooler.
Prediction: The coolness of the name is too much for Ryan, who gets counted out because he never enters the ring, because he's too intimidated by the name.
Awwww, then we get to see one of my favs "Texas Red" what's not to like about that nickname? Who is he fighting anyway? Dave Holland of the Holland Brothers... he's pretty good. Hmm this is a tough one to call friends, I've seen some good things from both but I think I'll give the edge to Craven. The nickname plus the height, might be too much for David.
Prediction: Hard fought match with Craven coming out on top.
Wow again, can't believe everytime nCw opens its doors I have to endure looking at Hexx.... puke. Biggsy should smash his face maybe that way Hexx will be more tolerable to look at. Well Hexx did help Adam save me when Doomsday kidnapped me... but still he's fugly. Biggs wins this one hands down.
Prediction: Hexx's uglyness manages to stagger Biggs, but Biggs still wins in under a minute and a half.
''The Genius Macrobian''.... ugh big words.... they hurt.... Dude sounds like he needs to layoff the geek pills for a couple of days. He needs a shot of coolness fast. Here I think I'll help, from now on he's Davey "The Dude" Ortega. With this new infusion of cool "The Dude" gets my vote for the win.
Prediction: "The Dude" wins with a drop toehold that goes horribly wrong.
Ha ha, I can't predict the main event, why? Because I know who the secret competitor is, and I'm not about to let that secret out of the bag let me just tell you... it's huge! This wrestler is also a former nCw champion if my sources are correct, that will be my only hint.
Prediction: None, because I know too much **Smiley face**
Well fans I'm looking forward to the show I can't wait, the excitement is like freaking killing me, you know? Ok I think I said enough, well make sure to tune into Collision Sunday night and catch all the action and to get a good look at your truly behind the announcers table, it'll be great.
This is Kelly Fox signing out, peace.
-Kelly Fox