Post by Adam Knite on Nov 19, 2009 9:51:07 GMT -6
I’ve done everything I’ve set out to accomplish, I’ve completed every goal I head in mind, and now what is left for me? Now that I’m married…. Me married…. Finally, am I going to just walk away, put everything to the side and focus on my new life? No… I’ve thought it over, I argued and fought with myself and I’ve come to this conclusion… this is what me and Kelly want. This life, taking the fight to people, being the public eye, it’s us. I can’t throw that away, I love Kelly… I love the child we’re bringing into this world and I will defend those things with my life, however I will also make them proud. I’ve been World Champion several times, in several places, I’ve been honored and I’ve been praised for the things I did. That’s good and all, but I want to give my wife, and I want to give my child a glimpse of who I really am….
For too long I’ve fought for me, I’ve fought for my desires selfishly only looking at what I needed or what I craved. Now I have something to stand up for, a family. Not just Kelly, but Gib and the rest of the guys who have my respect in the back. I’ve searched for too long to see that this is where I belong, this is my home. That was my desire with the Revolution, is to save my home, from the aristocracy, to save it from the plague that had infested it, I may have taken an alternative route, but I feel I accomplished my goal even if I had to take the road less traveled.
Now, I see two guys who’ve tried to bring nCw down with their shenanigans, with their acts of selfishness, and I feel I have to stand up and do something. Are Kanyon and Gibson two cancers on nCw’s body of work? No, no they are not. They are two jackasses who found themselves in a position of power, and have no regard for anybody but themselves. Calling them “cancers” would be giving those two slack jaws too much credit, it’d be over stating the things they’ve done, they are simply put a blemish. A little spot of unperfection on the perfect face of nCw, like a zit. Me and Gibby, we plan on cleaning this up, in a really gross figurative way we plan on popping that zit, that’s been our goal.
It just so happens to be that they gave me even more reason to fight. They’ve given me more reasons to come out here and give this all my attention. Me and Gib…. We threw the first stone, I can accept that, however chasing two men off from giving Terminus the beating of his life, does not equal the attack, the humiliation that they did to my wife. See, we may have started this crusade, but they are the ones who made it a blood lust, they are the ones who took this to the next level….. and me and Gibbers, we’re going to be the ones who end it, by taking away their most coveted possession, their tag team titles.
{Late Monday afternoon, the newly wed couple of Adam and Kelly arrive at their honeymoon destination, the Honolulu International Airport. Well… the airport isn’t the real “destination” for the honeymoon, but it’s where they have to begin. In one hand Adam drags their luggage behind him, in the other arm he has tightly wrapped around his new bride as they walk through the airport.}
Kelly: Mrs. Kelly Knite…. Wow… we’re married…. Finally.
Adam: **laughs** sorry it took me so long.
Kelly: So what are we going to do first?
{Adam looks down at Kelly and has a big grin creep up.}
Kelly: Oh God….. we have plenty of time for that. I mean what sights, are we going to see or restaurants, or events…. Something fun.
Adam: “That” isn’t fun?
Kelly: You know what I mean.
Adam: Well it’s kind of late, it’s been a long flight, why don’t we go to the hotel, unpack, grab some supper then go back and get some sleep, rest up for a full day tomorrow.
Kelly: Fine…. But tomorrow I wanna do some scuba diving, and hanging out on the beach, got it?
Adam: Scuba diving? You’re not planning on sleeping with Hank Azaria on this trip are you?
Kelly: An “Along came Polly” reference? Really? That’s the best you could do?
Adam: It’s my honeymoon, give me a break, my mind isn't exactly on witty responses right now.
{Adam and Kelly are about to begin their trek through the airport again, when they are stopped in their tracks.}
Voice: What do you mean you’re not going to give my dong a lei?!
Kelly: Please tell me that isn’t who I think it is….
{Adam turns to see where the commotion is coming from and sure enough Kelly was right. Standing there arguing with a local woman giving out leis is Gib.}
Adam: Oh it is……
Kelly: What the hell is he doing here?
Adam: I don’t’ know, but lets go get him before he gets arrested or something.
{The couple make their way over to Gib who is still arguing almost incoherently.}
Gib: You’re telling me, that my dong isn’t good enough for a lei? Come on honey, all I want is one lei from you, for my goods. All I need is a little one, just to fit around the head here.
Woman: Sir, I’m sorry but we don’t do that here.
Gib: Are you trying to say my thing isn’t good enough for a lei? I’ll drop my pants right now and prove it is…..
{Gib reaches for the zipper on his pants when Adam lounges at him and turns him by the shoulder. Gib smiles at Knite who looks desperate to get Gib to quit making a scene.}
Adam: Gib… what are you doing here?
Gib: No, the question is what are you doing here!?
Kelly: We’re on our honeymoon, and actually thought we’d get some time to ourselves.
Gib: That’s precisely my point! You two get up and high tail it out of the country, and leave me behind!?
Adam: Hawaii is part of the country Gib.
Gib: Really?
Kelly: Positive.
Gib: Well I guess you would know, your dad is so rich he probably owns this little island.
Adam: Hawaii is a state.
Gib: Since when?
Adam: For the past 50 years!
Gib: Well… that’s not the point, I’m trying to sya is what did you expect from me, to sit in a hotel room in Seattle and just twiddle my junk until you got back. I don’t think so honey, if you guys are going to be hanging out in Waikiki then so is Gib.
Adam: this is our honeymoon Gib…. Honeymoon. We’re not going to bring you along, I love ya pal, but it’s just not happening.
Gib: Why are you even going on a honeymoon anyway? **Points at Kelly’s stomach** You’ve already got the job done. You two ditch me… and this woman won’t give me a lei, how could this day get any worse?
Kelly: It’ll get worse when I put your ass on a plane back to Seattle!
Gib: You cut me deep Kelly… you cut me real deep…..
Adam: Sorry Gibster, that’s the way it’s gotta be. Go back, work out, get ready for the pay per view, I’ll be back Saturday, see you then ok?
Gib: I guess… that’s fine.
{Gib lowers his head as he turns around and begins sulking back to the terminal. Adam and Kelly stare at him as he makes his way through the people slowly. He stops and turns back and looks at them with a sad look on his face.}
Kelly: Ahhhhhhhh……
Adam: Kelly!
Kelly: Well, he did buy a ticket, just to come see us and all. Maybe him sticking around for dinner would be ok…..
Adam: You know Kelly, you’re not as big of a tough guy as you like to portray sometimes.
Kelly: I try.
{Adam waves at Gib who jumps up and runs to the two and wraps his arms around both of them, squeezing them tightly.}
Gib: You guys won’t regret this, we’re going to have a blast. I think I’ll give some of my famous full body massages for this, call it a wedding present. Get you all nice and oiled up for your “special night”. You know what I mean?
{Kelly firmly shoves her face into the palm of her hand.}
Kelly: What have I done?
{Fade to black}
I’ve done everything I’ve set out to accomplish, I’m a huge star, I’m one of the most recognizable faces in nCw. I’ve got my beautiful wife by my side, I’ve held the World title longer than any but one man, and I’ve held your tag team title…. Three times already, and you expect me to be jealous? You expect me to envy you? Think again friend. I’m not World Champion anymore, there is no deny that, but I’m far from being done, I’m far from being over the hill. I’ve got plenty of fight left and, you two little frauds are just keeping those titles nice and warm for the Millennium Knitemare. I don’t envy you, I don’t care about you other than to get a measure of revenge for your hitting Kelly, and I sure as hell don’t fear anything about you. Infact the only thing I’m fearing right now is one of those special “Gib Full Body massages”……. **shudders**
For too long I’ve fought for me, I’ve fought for my desires selfishly only looking at what I needed or what I craved. Now I have something to stand up for, a family. Not just Kelly, but Gib and the rest of the guys who have my respect in the back. I’ve searched for too long to see that this is where I belong, this is my home. That was my desire with the Revolution, is to save my home, from the aristocracy, to save it from the plague that had infested it, I may have taken an alternative route, but I feel I accomplished my goal even if I had to take the road less traveled.
Now, I see two guys who’ve tried to bring nCw down with their shenanigans, with their acts of selfishness, and I feel I have to stand up and do something. Are Kanyon and Gibson two cancers on nCw’s body of work? No, no they are not. They are two jackasses who found themselves in a position of power, and have no regard for anybody but themselves. Calling them “cancers” would be giving those two slack jaws too much credit, it’d be over stating the things they’ve done, they are simply put a blemish. A little spot of unperfection on the perfect face of nCw, like a zit. Me and Gibby, we plan on cleaning this up, in a really gross figurative way we plan on popping that zit, that’s been our goal.
It just so happens to be that they gave me even more reason to fight. They’ve given me more reasons to come out here and give this all my attention. Me and Gib…. We threw the first stone, I can accept that, however chasing two men off from giving Terminus the beating of his life, does not equal the attack, the humiliation that they did to my wife. See, we may have started this crusade, but they are the ones who made it a blood lust, they are the ones who took this to the next level….. and me and Gibbers, we’re going to be the ones who end it, by taking away their most coveted possession, their tag team titles.
{Late Monday afternoon, the newly wed couple of Adam and Kelly arrive at their honeymoon destination, the Honolulu International Airport. Well… the airport isn’t the real “destination” for the honeymoon, but it’s where they have to begin. In one hand Adam drags their luggage behind him, in the other arm he has tightly wrapped around his new bride as they walk through the airport.}
Kelly: Mrs. Kelly Knite…. Wow… we’re married…. Finally.
Adam: **laughs** sorry it took me so long.
Kelly: So what are we going to do first?
{Adam looks down at Kelly and has a big grin creep up.}
Kelly: Oh God….. we have plenty of time for that. I mean what sights, are we going to see or restaurants, or events…. Something fun.
Adam: “That” isn’t fun?
Kelly: You know what I mean.
Adam: Well it’s kind of late, it’s been a long flight, why don’t we go to the hotel, unpack, grab some supper then go back and get some sleep, rest up for a full day tomorrow.
Kelly: Fine…. But tomorrow I wanna do some scuba diving, and hanging out on the beach, got it?
Adam: Scuba diving? You’re not planning on sleeping with Hank Azaria on this trip are you?
Kelly: An “Along came Polly” reference? Really? That’s the best you could do?
Adam: It’s my honeymoon, give me a break, my mind isn't exactly on witty responses right now.
{Adam and Kelly are about to begin their trek through the airport again, when they are stopped in their tracks.}
Voice: What do you mean you’re not going to give my dong a lei?!
Kelly: Please tell me that isn’t who I think it is….
{Adam turns to see where the commotion is coming from and sure enough Kelly was right. Standing there arguing with a local woman giving out leis is Gib.}
Adam: Oh it is……
Kelly: What the hell is he doing here?
Adam: I don’t’ know, but lets go get him before he gets arrested or something.
{The couple make their way over to Gib who is still arguing almost incoherently.}
Gib: You’re telling me, that my dong isn’t good enough for a lei? Come on honey, all I want is one lei from you, for my goods. All I need is a little one, just to fit around the head here.
Woman: Sir, I’m sorry but we don’t do that here.
Gib: Are you trying to say my thing isn’t good enough for a lei? I’ll drop my pants right now and prove it is…..
{Gib reaches for the zipper on his pants when Adam lounges at him and turns him by the shoulder. Gib smiles at Knite who looks desperate to get Gib to quit making a scene.}
Adam: Gib… what are you doing here?
Gib: No, the question is what are you doing here!?
Kelly: We’re on our honeymoon, and actually thought we’d get some time to ourselves.
Gib: That’s precisely my point! You two get up and high tail it out of the country, and leave me behind!?
Adam: Hawaii is part of the country Gib.
Gib: Really?
Kelly: Positive.
Gib: Well I guess you would know, your dad is so rich he probably owns this little island.
Adam: Hawaii is a state.
Gib: Since when?
Adam: For the past 50 years!
Gib: Well… that’s not the point, I’m trying to sya is what did you expect from me, to sit in a hotel room in Seattle and just twiddle my junk until you got back. I don’t think so honey, if you guys are going to be hanging out in Waikiki then so is Gib.
Adam: this is our honeymoon Gib…. Honeymoon. We’re not going to bring you along, I love ya pal, but it’s just not happening.
Gib: Why are you even going on a honeymoon anyway? **Points at Kelly’s stomach** You’ve already got the job done. You two ditch me… and this woman won’t give me a lei, how could this day get any worse?
Kelly: It’ll get worse when I put your ass on a plane back to Seattle!
Gib: You cut me deep Kelly… you cut me real deep…..
Adam: Sorry Gibster, that’s the way it’s gotta be. Go back, work out, get ready for the pay per view, I’ll be back Saturday, see you then ok?
Gib: I guess… that’s fine.
{Gib lowers his head as he turns around and begins sulking back to the terminal. Adam and Kelly stare at him as he makes his way through the people slowly. He stops and turns back and looks at them with a sad look on his face.}
Kelly: Ahhhhhhhh……
Adam: Kelly!
Kelly: Well, he did buy a ticket, just to come see us and all. Maybe him sticking around for dinner would be ok…..
Adam: You know Kelly, you’re not as big of a tough guy as you like to portray sometimes.
Kelly: I try.
{Adam waves at Gib who jumps up and runs to the two and wraps his arms around both of them, squeezing them tightly.}
Gib: You guys won’t regret this, we’re going to have a blast. I think I’ll give some of my famous full body massages for this, call it a wedding present. Get you all nice and oiled up for your “special night”. You know what I mean?
{Kelly firmly shoves her face into the palm of her hand.}
Kelly: What have I done?
{Fade to black}
I’ve done everything I’ve set out to accomplish, I’m a huge star, I’m one of the most recognizable faces in nCw. I’ve got my beautiful wife by my side, I’ve held the World title longer than any but one man, and I’ve held your tag team title…. Three times already, and you expect me to be jealous? You expect me to envy you? Think again friend. I’m not World Champion anymore, there is no deny that, but I’m far from being done, I’m far from being over the hill. I’ve got plenty of fight left and, you two little frauds are just keeping those titles nice and warm for the Millennium Knitemare. I don’t envy you, I don’t care about you other than to get a measure of revenge for your hitting Kelly, and I sure as hell don’t fear anything about you. Infact the only thing I’m fearing right now is one of those special “Gib Full Body massages”……. **shudders**
