Post by Ron Gibson on Nov 20, 2009 2:50:06 GMT -6
**Ron is shown behind a desk going through the majority of the poll results. Shirtless gibson is finding out who voted for who, looking up there past. Finding out who hates dirty deal.**
Ron: Arrgggghhh
Curtis: What?
Ron: I know I should be training mentally for our match. I decided to go over that poll. Something didn't seem right. Us being the underdogs? Have people been missing what we have been doing. Do they own television sets? Maybe instead of actually watching ncw, they're reading two line recaps of what happened. Example: Ron pins Joe Blow. Instead it should say..... RON RIPS OFF OPPONENTS NECK WITH THE MOST VICIOUS LARIAT EVER!!! People selling us short. I already did background checks on these people. The fact most of them are terrorists and rapists, doesn't help their credibility. People can't take their word.....
Russell: Why am I finding these findings hard to believe?
Ron: Why am I finding your attitude hard to not rape you in front of the world right now?
Russell: That made no sense.
Ron: Poor black man with no education. This one guy actually blew up a hotdog stand. We're suppose to take his word? If I knew someone that blew something up.... he picked someone other than the champions. Clearly he's off his rocker.... clearly he's been sniffing too much napalm. Not to mention some of the people spreading their opinions on dirty deal demise. A british kid.....
Curtis: What?
Ron: Yeah. They can't even speak english clearly. Yet they are allowed to write their opinion? Terrorists.... rapists.... brits.... What is this company coming to? I didn't tell you about the british guy that raped woman while blowing up a building. He voiced his opinion.... he sided with gib and knite. It's a lopsided system, that can be rigged by copying the others previous votes. So technically they're all lazy. They probably don't even watch ncw.... merely stumbled into our world and decided to go with gibberish and knite man. Enough of that.... because while they are foolish to think it's over for us. We aren't.... it's only just begun. We still have many people to rape and blow up.
Russell: Cut rape out... and terrorism aswell. We can't be having the fbi break down ncw headquarters.
Ron: You alter our promo in any way.... you will be the one going on a honeymoon. Straight to the moon. I wish we could just get right up.... get married.... then go on a honeymoon curtis. Not with each other. You know instead of worrying about the biggest match of the year. It's like adam knite is getting in his last goodbyes. His last taste of kelly's sweet... sweet....
**We cut away.....**
Curtis: Were going to make his entire body numb. He's not going to be feeling that....
**Cuts away....**
Ron: Even if she uses her hand....
**Cuts away**
Ron: Surprised we're getting away with most of this. It's nice to love your wife adam. It's nice to show her affection but seeing as you put her before work. You put her before these titles..... it's kind of like she's the one slapping you across the face in a non-sexual filled pleasure way. You're taking it like a bitch. You can't put your foot down to her. You won't put your foot down on us, you will be laid out just like the rest that came after us. Too bad we're going to hear the sobbing sounds of a bitch.
Curtis: Kelly.... or gib?
Ron: Good question. I give it a few months before he's hitting it harder then the way we hit him.
Curtis: 9 months.... when the baby is born. All defigured and ****.
Ron: Defigured how?
Curtis: Russell's baby defigured.
Ron: Black baby.... they call us racist? I can just see adam flipping his lid. Shouting the n word at what he probably considers his golden child or as he will soon love him as. The next lebron. You see adam, refer to us as a zit. We would rather be the zit instead of acne. You have accomplished everything.... even stoled the bosses daughter. Yet you still hang around.... won't go away.... Everyone scrubs and scrubs but you just keep that smirk on your face, like you belong. You belong here, as much as we belong on soul train. Sunday we will scrub you. Cleanse your mind. We will cure your period face and send you on the way. It's your time to move on.... get out of the ring. Run a gym.... strip joint... mop floors.... **** on lawns.... SOMETHING!!!! Just not here....
Curtis: He ****s on my lawn, I'll **** in his child's juice cup.
Ron: his black baby will school you on the bball court.
Curtis: Like hell..... wait... it's true.
Ron: As for you gib. The guy in need of a friend. The guy that sticks to his buddy's hip even during private time with wife. Good job. The 80's must have been bad. Who knows what you soiled your system with. Who knows what you did on the mean streets to get by. Who knows what you did to leo to even get a job here. Alot of questions.... answers we don't care to know. The only thing that needs to be answered.... is dirty deal better than them? Yes. If that's the case, there is no way we can lose. There is no way gib can get enjoyment of his ncw career. There is no way we are losing what took us forever to gain.
Curtis: Think of it this way gib, when you go back to the streets. You will be famous. Everyone will want some of the skin that touched the champions.
Ron: You'll never be poor. Well you will always be poor in regards to ncw memories. You will never get that one true shining moment.... the one thing that makes you a hall of famer.... A TRUE HALL OF FAMER! A naked waist from career beginning to career end. While we're naked from career beginning to end... atleast we have titles to exploit our manhood from these foolish people. It's just a matter of time before we prove what's been proven already. You can shoot the **** with your theories and opinions. In the end, we are forever. You guys are just a temporary solution to a troubled division.
**Ron takes off his title... exposing his nakedness and we fade out.**
Ron: Arrgggghhh
Curtis: What?
Ron: I know I should be training mentally for our match. I decided to go over that poll. Something didn't seem right. Us being the underdogs? Have people been missing what we have been doing. Do they own television sets? Maybe instead of actually watching ncw, they're reading two line recaps of what happened. Example: Ron pins Joe Blow. Instead it should say..... RON RIPS OFF OPPONENTS NECK WITH THE MOST VICIOUS LARIAT EVER!!! People selling us short. I already did background checks on these people. The fact most of them are terrorists and rapists, doesn't help their credibility. People can't take their word.....
Russell: Why am I finding these findings hard to believe?
Ron: Why am I finding your attitude hard to not rape you in front of the world right now?
Russell: That made no sense.
Ron: Poor black man with no education. This one guy actually blew up a hotdog stand. We're suppose to take his word? If I knew someone that blew something up.... he picked someone other than the champions. Clearly he's off his rocker.... clearly he's been sniffing too much napalm. Not to mention some of the people spreading their opinions on dirty deal demise. A british kid.....
Curtis: What?
Ron: Yeah. They can't even speak english clearly. Yet they are allowed to write their opinion? Terrorists.... rapists.... brits.... What is this company coming to? I didn't tell you about the british guy that raped woman while blowing up a building. He voiced his opinion.... he sided with gib and knite. It's a lopsided system, that can be rigged by copying the others previous votes. So technically they're all lazy. They probably don't even watch ncw.... merely stumbled into our world and decided to go with gibberish and knite man. Enough of that.... because while they are foolish to think it's over for us. We aren't.... it's only just begun. We still have many people to rape and blow up.
Russell: Cut rape out... and terrorism aswell. We can't be having the fbi break down ncw headquarters.
Ron: You alter our promo in any way.... you will be the one going on a honeymoon. Straight to the moon. I wish we could just get right up.... get married.... then go on a honeymoon curtis. Not with each other. You know instead of worrying about the biggest match of the year. It's like adam knite is getting in his last goodbyes. His last taste of kelly's sweet... sweet....
**We cut away.....**
Curtis: Were going to make his entire body numb. He's not going to be feeling that....
**Cuts away....**
Ron: Even if she uses her hand....
**Cuts away**
Ron: Surprised we're getting away with most of this. It's nice to love your wife adam. It's nice to show her affection but seeing as you put her before work. You put her before these titles..... it's kind of like she's the one slapping you across the face in a non-sexual filled pleasure way. You're taking it like a bitch. You can't put your foot down to her. You won't put your foot down on us, you will be laid out just like the rest that came after us. Too bad we're going to hear the sobbing sounds of a bitch.
Curtis: Kelly.... or gib?
Ron: Good question. I give it a few months before he's hitting it harder then the way we hit him.
Curtis: 9 months.... when the baby is born. All defigured and ****.
Ron: Defigured how?
Curtis: Russell's baby defigured.
Ron: Black baby.... they call us racist? I can just see adam flipping his lid. Shouting the n word at what he probably considers his golden child or as he will soon love him as. The next lebron. You see adam, refer to us as a zit. We would rather be the zit instead of acne. You have accomplished everything.... even stoled the bosses daughter. Yet you still hang around.... won't go away.... Everyone scrubs and scrubs but you just keep that smirk on your face, like you belong. You belong here, as much as we belong on soul train. Sunday we will scrub you. Cleanse your mind. We will cure your period face and send you on the way. It's your time to move on.... get out of the ring. Run a gym.... strip joint... mop floors.... **** on lawns.... SOMETHING!!!! Just not here....
Curtis: He ****s on my lawn, I'll **** in his child's juice cup.
Ron: his black baby will school you on the bball court.
Curtis: Like hell..... wait... it's true.
Ron: As for you gib. The guy in need of a friend. The guy that sticks to his buddy's hip even during private time with wife. Good job. The 80's must have been bad. Who knows what you soiled your system with. Who knows what you did on the mean streets to get by. Who knows what you did to leo to even get a job here. Alot of questions.... answers we don't care to know. The only thing that needs to be answered.... is dirty deal better than them? Yes. If that's the case, there is no way we can lose. There is no way gib can get enjoyment of his ncw career. There is no way we are losing what took us forever to gain.
Curtis: Think of it this way gib, when you go back to the streets. You will be famous. Everyone will want some of the skin that touched the champions.
Ron: You'll never be poor. Well you will always be poor in regards to ncw memories. You will never get that one true shining moment.... the one thing that makes you a hall of famer.... A TRUE HALL OF FAMER! A naked waist from career beginning to career end. While we're naked from career beginning to end... atleast we have titles to exploit our manhood from these foolish people. It's just a matter of time before we prove what's been proven already. You can shoot the **** with your theories and opinions. In the end, we are forever. You guys are just a temporary solution to a troubled division.
**Ron takes off his title... exposing his nakedness and we fade out.**
