Post by Brad Kane on Nov 21, 2009 20:42:32 GMT -6
Loud explosions from a TV screen as it shows the video game Resident Evil 4. Heads are popping off, people are dying, all sorts of ultra cool things. Sitting in a black leather chair enjoying the gore happens to be Craig Jacobs. Sitting next to him in another chair is Alexis Wilson. She looks bored out of her skull although its more of waiting for her turn to play. He glances over to see her looking so sad and bored before pausing the screen, handing the controller over to her.
Craig Jacobs: And I get the point. Play.
She yanks the controller from his grasp before anything more can be said. She presses a button and loads up her game. Craig watches his manager/girlfriend shoot the hell out of some villagers.
Craig Jacobs: Great head shot. You're finally getting the hang of this I think.
Alexis Wilson: Took me long enough though. At least I can finally get past this first village.
Craig nods his head in agreement as he continues to watch her play.
Craig Jacobs: Yeah. And you look so awesome while playing.
She begins to blush a little bit before she takes off another head.
Alexis Wilson: So when does our flight leave?
Craig Jacobs: This afternoon. Should be pretty fun. Still have no idea how I managed to back my way into this.
He shrugs his shoulders, trying not to laugh.
Craig Jacobs: Ah well, maybe we'll finally be able to move out of my parents house. Suppose I should wait and see how well I do with this place before we get into making any long term plans.
Alexis Wilson: I get a manager wage too. So that should help things out either way.
Craig nods his head as he stands up and begins to pack for the two of them while Alexis keeps on playing the game.
--The Next Day--
Oh the joys of being a wonderful place like Seattle, more so if you've never been there before either. Standing on the balcony of a hotel room happens to be Craig Jacobs. He's looking out into the a section of the huge city while leaning against the railing. A peaceful smile is on his face. Coming from behind him is Alexis. She looks thrilled to be in such a place.
Alexis Wilson: This is so great! I've always dreamed of being in a place like Seattle and thanks to you, I'm finally here!
Craig Jacobs: Glad you're enjoying the time here. It has been pretty nice although I'd enjoy it more if it was winter back home...
That causes Alexis to laugh for a moment, nodding her head.
Alexis Wilson: Well yeah, that would be a better time to be here but its fun no matter. I think we're still a little hungover from last night.
Craig Jacobs: I am. I haven't drank that much in quite a while. Fun time though. But at least I don't have those wussy drinks like some people happen to have.
He turns around now, smirk on his face. She sits down in a chair, glaring at him.
Alexis Wilson: What's wrong with what I drink. So I'm not a huge vodka person like you are, that doesn't make me a wussy!
Craig Jacobs: Okay then, it makes you a pussy.
Alexis Wilson: Oh like you're one to talk! "A wasp is near me, I gotta scream like a little girl!"
Craig Jacobs: Hey, I might be allergic to 'em if I get stung or something. What would you do then?
She only takes a second to really think this one through.
Alexis Wilson: I'd probably move onto someone else. Someone who is better looking and all.
Craig raises his eyebrow before Alexis sticks her tongue out.
Alexis Wilson: Nah, I'd stick with you. I'm still waiting for the day...
Craig Jacobs: And like I keep telling you, not until we move out and we have enough money. God, you're becoming a huge nag on this whole thing!
Alexis Wilson: We've basically been going out with each other since the sixth grade! When is it going to be time, huh?
Craig Jacobs: I'll do it on your birthday, okay?
Alexis Wilson: There goes the surprise then...
Craig Jacobs: I didn't say which birthday though did I?
Yep, Craig gets the look from his longtime girlfriend. He shrugs it off before smiling.
Craig Jacobs: So anyways, Sunday should be fun. My girl going down to ringside with me...
Alexis Wilson: Awesome. Maybe I'll get gangbanged while you're showering then.
And there's the payback for him being a dick a few moments ago.
Craig Jacobs: Har, har, har. How you gonna get gangbanged when you won't even let me do anal with you?
Alexis Wilson: I guess you're right. Butt sex is just so disgusting.
Craig Jacobs: But putting ice cream on my dick and licking it off is fun for you.
Alexis Wilson: Well you just lost me doing that. Good job!
He sighs before walking towards Alexis.
Craig Jacobs: You know, its a funny thing. I might just have to throw you onto the bed right now.
Alexis Wilson: And why is that?
Craig Jacobs: For surprise butt sex.
Alexis Wilson: You screw my ass, I'm screwing your ass!
The idea for anal with his girlfriend died at approx. 12:42 PM EST. It left behind a wife and three children.
Craig Jacobs: Okay then, that's all we're talking about that then.
Alexis Wilson: Finally. So who exactly are you wrestling anyways?
Craig Jacobs: I don't really know. Still in a fog after last night. But either way, I'll be happy, win or lose.
Alexis Wilson: How is that possible?
Craig Jacobs: I'm wrestling, I'm getting paid and I'm with the girl I love. How much better can things get?
A sly grin creeps across her face.
Alexis Wilson: How about you're going to be a father!
His jaw drops and eyes widen before he kneels down, trying not to explode.
Craig Jacobs: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ON THE PILL!
Alexis busts out laughing, nearly falling out of her chair.
Alexis Wilson: The look on your face. So hard to breathe!
Craig Jacobs: That is not funny!
Craig picks her up out of her chair and slings her over his shoulder. Alexis keeps on laughing before they leave the room, looking to explore Seattle just a little bit more before tomorrow night.
Craig Jacobs: And I get the point. Play.
She yanks the controller from his grasp before anything more can be said. She presses a button and loads up her game. Craig watches his manager/girlfriend shoot the hell out of some villagers.
Craig Jacobs: Great head shot. You're finally getting the hang of this I think.
Alexis Wilson: Took me long enough though. At least I can finally get past this first village.
Craig nods his head in agreement as he continues to watch her play.
Craig Jacobs: Yeah. And you look so awesome while playing.
She begins to blush a little bit before she takes off another head.
Alexis Wilson: So when does our flight leave?
Craig Jacobs: This afternoon. Should be pretty fun. Still have no idea how I managed to back my way into this.
He shrugs his shoulders, trying not to laugh.
Craig Jacobs: Ah well, maybe we'll finally be able to move out of my parents house. Suppose I should wait and see how well I do with this place before we get into making any long term plans.
Alexis Wilson: I get a manager wage too. So that should help things out either way.
Craig nods his head as he stands up and begins to pack for the two of them while Alexis keeps on playing the game.
--The Next Day--
Oh the joys of being a wonderful place like Seattle, more so if you've never been there before either. Standing on the balcony of a hotel room happens to be Craig Jacobs. He's looking out into the a section of the huge city while leaning against the railing. A peaceful smile is on his face. Coming from behind him is Alexis. She looks thrilled to be in such a place.
Alexis Wilson: This is so great! I've always dreamed of being in a place like Seattle and thanks to you, I'm finally here!
Craig Jacobs: Glad you're enjoying the time here. It has been pretty nice although I'd enjoy it more if it was winter back home...
That causes Alexis to laugh for a moment, nodding her head.
Alexis Wilson: Well yeah, that would be a better time to be here but its fun no matter. I think we're still a little hungover from last night.
Craig Jacobs: I am. I haven't drank that much in quite a while. Fun time though. But at least I don't have those wussy drinks like some people happen to have.
He turns around now, smirk on his face. She sits down in a chair, glaring at him.
Alexis Wilson: What's wrong with what I drink. So I'm not a huge vodka person like you are, that doesn't make me a wussy!
Craig Jacobs: Okay then, it makes you a pussy.
Alexis Wilson: Oh like you're one to talk! "A wasp is near me, I gotta scream like a little girl!"
Craig Jacobs: Hey, I might be allergic to 'em if I get stung or something. What would you do then?
She only takes a second to really think this one through.
Alexis Wilson: I'd probably move onto someone else. Someone who is better looking and all.
Craig raises his eyebrow before Alexis sticks her tongue out.
Alexis Wilson: Nah, I'd stick with you. I'm still waiting for the day...
Craig Jacobs: And like I keep telling you, not until we move out and we have enough money. God, you're becoming a huge nag on this whole thing!
Alexis Wilson: We've basically been going out with each other since the sixth grade! When is it going to be time, huh?
Craig Jacobs: I'll do it on your birthday, okay?
Alexis Wilson: There goes the surprise then...
Craig Jacobs: I didn't say which birthday though did I?
Yep, Craig gets the look from his longtime girlfriend. He shrugs it off before smiling.
Craig Jacobs: So anyways, Sunday should be fun. My girl going down to ringside with me...
Alexis Wilson: Awesome. Maybe I'll get gangbanged while you're showering then.
And there's the payback for him being a dick a few moments ago.
Craig Jacobs: Har, har, har. How you gonna get gangbanged when you won't even let me do anal with you?
Alexis Wilson: I guess you're right. Butt sex is just so disgusting.
Craig Jacobs: But putting ice cream on my dick and licking it off is fun for you.
Alexis Wilson: Well you just lost me doing that. Good job!
He sighs before walking towards Alexis.
Craig Jacobs: You know, its a funny thing. I might just have to throw you onto the bed right now.
Alexis Wilson: And why is that?
Craig Jacobs: For surprise butt sex.
Alexis Wilson: You screw my ass, I'm screwing your ass!
The idea for anal with his girlfriend died at approx. 12:42 PM EST. It left behind a wife and three children.
Craig Jacobs: Okay then, that's all we're talking about that then.
Alexis Wilson: Finally. So who exactly are you wrestling anyways?
Craig Jacobs: I don't really know. Still in a fog after last night. But either way, I'll be happy, win or lose.
Alexis Wilson: How is that possible?
Craig Jacobs: I'm wrestling, I'm getting paid and I'm with the girl I love. How much better can things get?
A sly grin creeps across her face.
Alexis Wilson: How about you're going to be a father!
His jaw drops and eyes widen before he kneels down, trying not to explode.
Craig Jacobs: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ON THE PILL!
Alexis busts out laughing, nearly falling out of her chair.
Alexis Wilson: The look on your face. So hard to breathe!
Craig Jacobs: That is not funny!
Craig picks her up out of her chair and slings her over his shoulder. Alexis keeps on laughing before they leave the room, looking to explore Seattle just a little bit more before tomorrow night.
