Post by mrmysterio on Nov 22, 2009 0:46:09 GMT -6
Spiders ?
The camera is pointing down at the floor. We see this brown spider going across the floor. Mr. Mysterio came into view. He looks down at the spider. He bends over and picks it up. He holds out his arm and allowed the spider to walk freely on his arm.
What's wrong Freakke? I bet you are not even close to TV set. I bet you are hiding somewhere. Most spiders are harmless. Oh sure they bite and cause some pain and irritation, but for the most they are harmless.
Mr. Mysterio gets closer to the camera. The Cameraman was backing away.
Don't tell me you are afraid of a spider?
Cameraman: A good spider is a dead spider.
Spiders helps keeps insects to a minimum. For instances, this spider on my arm is what they call a Wolf spider. Most of the time when you pick a Wolf spider up it would inject you with their venom. Which to human, all it will cause is swelling, mild pain, and itching. For some reason this one allowed me to pick it up. Maybe it sensed the evil that is inside of me. For you Freakke you would want a Wolf spider to bite you this Sunday, compare to the pain that you will feel coming from me. I know that the winner of this match will be the #1 contender to the Xtreme Champion. Freakke, I don't think you will have to worry about being the #1 contender after I get through with you.
The Wolf spider continues to walk on Mr. Mysterio's arm. The camera focus on the floor again and there is the thin layer of fog covering the floor.
Now Chuck you know that a Wolf spider has 8 eyes. They are arrange in 3 rows. Why would they need 8 eyes? Wolf spiders are know for their eyesight for hunting. Well Chuck I only have two eyes. Chuck you will find out this Sunday night that my eyesight is sufficient to pay attention to my opponents. By the way Chuck do you like spiders?
The fog thickens. Mr. Mysterio moves away from the camera. He puts the Wolf spider back on the floor. This time the Wolf spider bites Mr. Mysterio. Mr. Mysterio lets out a scream and then he steps on the Wolf spider squashing it to death. The fog is so thick you can not see the remains of the Wolf spider.
Let that be a lesson to my opponents. If you think you can pull a “fast one over on me, then you have a date with Final Destination. Blackheart, Chuck, and Freakke you all better listen up. I am coming after Freakke, while at the same time becoming the #1 contender to the Xtreme Champion. That has been my plans all along.
Mr. Mysterio's finger where the Wolf spider inject it's venom was beginning to itch. It was also turning red.
Should I be worry about my finger? Not in the least. This little bite will not keep me from showing up this Sunday. BlackHeart, Chuck, and Freakke you better be prepare. This is my kind of match. Use what ever weapons I want. Hell I may find another Wolf spider and bring it just for you Freakke. See what you do when you are on the mat and you look up and see a Wolf spider on your chest. I bet you scream like a girl. Hell I may not even bring a Wolf. What if I bring a Tarantula. Thats right I know where to get one. What I am telling to say is you guys are at an disadvantage. No rules and can use weapons....my kind of match.
Mr. Mysterio walks away. The fog is still covering the floor. All of a sudden you see a Tarantula on the camera lens. Now the cameraman did a disappearing act really quick.
Scene fades
The camera is pointing down at the floor. We see this brown spider going across the floor. Mr. Mysterio came into view. He looks down at the spider. He bends over and picks it up. He holds out his arm and allowed the spider to walk freely on his arm.
What's wrong Freakke? I bet you are not even close to TV set. I bet you are hiding somewhere. Most spiders are harmless. Oh sure they bite and cause some pain and irritation, but for the most they are harmless.
Mr. Mysterio gets closer to the camera. The Cameraman was backing away.
Don't tell me you are afraid of a spider?
Cameraman: A good spider is a dead spider.
Spiders helps keeps insects to a minimum. For instances, this spider on my arm is what they call a Wolf spider. Most of the time when you pick a Wolf spider up it would inject you with their venom. Which to human, all it will cause is swelling, mild pain, and itching. For some reason this one allowed me to pick it up. Maybe it sensed the evil that is inside of me. For you Freakke you would want a Wolf spider to bite you this Sunday, compare to the pain that you will feel coming from me. I know that the winner of this match will be the #1 contender to the Xtreme Champion. Freakke, I don't think you will have to worry about being the #1 contender after I get through with you.
The Wolf spider continues to walk on Mr. Mysterio's arm. The camera focus on the floor again and there is the thin layer of fog covering the floor.
Now Chuck you know that a Wolf spider has 8 eyes. They are arrange in 3 rows. Why would they need 8 eyes? Wolf spiders are know for their eyesight for hunting. Well Chuck I only have two eyes. Chuck you will find out this Sunday night that my eyesight is sufficient to pay attention to my opponents. By the way Chuck do you like spiders?
The fog thickens. Mr. Mysterio moves away from the camera. He puts the Wolf spider back on the floor. This time the Wolf spider bites Mr. Mysterio. Mr. Mysterio lets out a scream and then he steps on the Wolf spider squashing it to death. The fog is so thick you can not see the remains of the Wolf spider.
Let that be a lesson to my opponents. If you think you can pull a “fast one over on me, then you have a date with Final Destination. Blackheart, Chuck, and Freakke you all better listen up. I am coming after Freakke, while at the same time becoming the #1 contender to the Xtreme Champion. That has been my plans all along.
Mr. Mysterio's finger where the Wolf spider inject it's venom was beginning to itch. It was also turning red.
Should I be worry about my finger? Not in the least. This little bite will not keep me from showing up this Sunday. BlackHeart, Chuck, and Freakke you better be prepare. This is my kind of match. Use what ever weapons I want. Hell I may find another Wolf spider and bring it just for you Freakke. See what you do when you are on the mat and you look up and see a Wolf spider on your chest. I bet you scream like a girl. Hell I may not even bring a Wolf. What if I bring a Tarantula. Thats right I know where to get one. What I am telling to say is you guys are at an disadvantage. No rules and can use weapons....my kind of match.
Mr. Mysterio walks away. The fog is still covering the floor. All of a sudden you see a Tarantula on the camera lens. Now the cameraman did a disappearing act really quick.
Scene fades
