Post by Keybo Shabaz on Nov 27, 2009 19:30:56 GMT -6
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays in the background, signaling the start of nCws favorite TV show, the Pulse! A highlight clip of nCws finest is shown for an opening montage. Fade in a sound stage, with a large desk and a neon "The Pulse" sign behind it. A man sits at the desk, black suit, gray tie, he shuffles the papers in front of him as the music fades and the camera shifts into position.)
Keybo: Yeah, I know you were expecting me yesterday, but what I forgot is that yesterday was a National holiday and I got bumped for football and crap like the Macys Parade. But, here I am, like I promised.
The Pulse!
Mind Games has faded into the background, but Transgression approaches fast. How has the title scene changed? Let's find out!
Keybo: Mind Games came like every other pay-per-view. Full of action and suspense, furthering the history of this great company.
Wired
Craig Jacobs vs Kronos vs Mike Honcho
Keybo: Sometimes I wonder about this business. Jacobs seemed so excited to be wrestling here, but he had one match and now he's no longer here? I just don't know anymore.
Craig Jacobs 1-0
Mark Evil vs Diego Davies
Xtreme Rules
Keybo: Apparently all that time on the shelf made Mark Evil anxious to beat the hell out of somebody.
Diego Davies 1-1
Andrew Jacobsen vs Mr. Happy
Keybo: Andrew Jacobsen picked up a win, and a little more mouth space to plead his case after being overlooked.
Andrew Jacobsen 2-1
Mind Games: Deja Vu
Xavier Cross vs Will Washington
Street Fight for the #1 Contendership of the nCw World Title
Keybo: After one of the most brutal matches on the card, Xavier Cross managed to outlast one of the Militarys finest and take his shot at this companys top prize.
Xavier Cross 3-1
Freakke vs Blackheart vs Mr. Mysterio vs Bad Luck Chuck
Xtreme 4 way for the #1 Contendership of the Xtreme Title
Keybo: The Mysterious one came away with a win here, but how well will the monster take it when he finds out the news? What news? Listen on.
Blackheart 3-2
Gabriel Karras (c) vs Atreyu
nCw Xtreme title match
Keybo: The era of Xtreme is over, at least for now. Atreyu won the Xtreme title and promptly converted it into the Honor title. I don't agree with his ideas, but I can't really stop him either.
Atreyu 4-2
Rob Diamond (c) vs Seth Evans
No Excuses Match for the nCw X Division title
Keybo: Well, no excuses were asked for, and none were given. Rob managed to retain the belt, but in an undeniable show of character, he raised Evans' hand over the match. Maybe he found that new leaf after all.
Seth Evans 4-3
Dirty Deal (c) vs Adam Knite and Gib
nCw Tag Team title match
Keybo: And the end of Dirty Deal as the tag champs came, much to my amusement, and fully as predicted.
Adam Knite and Gib 5-3
Joe Everyman (c) vs Lance Ryan
Lethal Lottery 2 out of 3 falls for the nCw National title
Keybo: After all the bull, all the drama, Joe Everyman finally showed a little backbone for himself and retained the National title. I don't have to like it, I just have to accept it. He's still a smurf..
Lance Ryan 5-4
Falcon (c) vs Sexy Jason vs Jack Hammond
Triple Threat Last Man Standing for the nCw World title
Keybo: The Bird refuses to relinquish that title, even in the face of xtreme odds. Who knows how far he can go. And when the chance for Hammy and Jason will come again. If I have my say, very soon indeed.
Jack Hammond 5-5
Week: 5-5
2009: 190-115
Keybo: And with that, Mind Games ended. But a quick flip and a reset, and we're back on the road towards Transgression.
Trauma
Blackheart vs Diego Davies vs Kronos vs Tempestad
Keybo: Four of the brighest recent stars open the first Trauma of the new cycle. For some, it's do or die. For others, it's go time.
Tempestad
Chris Cobain vs Brad Kane
Keybo: Wait.. Brad Kane is .. unretired again? But.. but what about my awesome tribute show? Nobody cares about the Keybo. Anyway, Cobain comes in hot from another promotion, and with a smokin hot entourage. While I can't doubt him, I gotta go with experience on this one.
Brad Kane
Sexy Jason vs Mark Evil
Xtreme Rules
Keybo: The Sexy one comes fresh off the sting of a missed opportunity, and runs smack into Mark Evil. Who knows how bad this could turn out.
Sexy Jason
Collision
Dirty Deal vs Atreyu and Mr. Mysterio
Keybo:[/color] Atreyu is the honor champion. Mysterio is gunning for him. Together, they have to beat Dirty Deal. Someones gonna get hurt baaaaddd...
Dirty Deal
Rob Diamond (c) vs Freakke the Clown
nCw X Division title match
Keybo:[/color] Just a week after defending against Seth Evans, Rob has to face down Freakke in a similar situation. I don't know how much he has left in him, but if he wants to keep that title bad enough, it'll be enough.
Rob Diamond
Joe Everyman vs Will Washington
Keybo:[/color] Everyman survived Hurricane Lance. Now he has to dig deep and get past the hail of gunfire that's Will Washington. Let's see how you deal with this, bucky.
Will Washington
Lance Ryan vs Gabriel Karras vs James Bradley vs Andrew Jacobsen vs Jack Hammond
RIOT match preview
Keybo:[/color] When the RIOT match was announced for Transgression, people flipped with excitement. Now five of the best nCw has get to show you just a little bit of what you could expect.
Lance Ryan
Adam Knite and Gib vs Falcon and Xavier Cross[/color]
Keybo: Just like the Collision opener, the champ and his shadower face one of the best tag teams I've ever seen. Gib and Adam are fresh off their win, and ready to cement themselves as the dominant force against anyone who steps up to them. But Falcon and Cross are no slouches.
Falcon and Cross
Keybo: Now, I know what you're thinking. "Next come the title scenes". But, with the rankings Diamond does, I sort of feel kinda redundant doing so. So, instead I'm going to interview the current #1 contender for the nCw World title, Xavier Cross!
(“You’re Going Down” by Sick Puppies starts playing, as Xavier Cross walks onto the Pulse! Set. He is wearing a button up undershirt, with a sports coat, and a pair of dark jeans. Smiling he walks forward towards Keybo shaking his hand. He is showing obvious signs of minor injury with the way he walks, as well as the showing of bruises and cuts that line his face, and hands.)
Keybo: Welcome to the Pulse, Mr. Cross.
Xavier: Thanks for having me on, I mean how many times do you have future hall of famers as well as future world champions on here. I mean last week you had Brett Kane on here. Speaking of which, is it your fault he’s coming back?
Keybo: I tried to give him the biggest send-off I could. If he came back because of it, I am not at fault. But, moving on, last week you faced Will Washington to become the next in line for a World title shot. What do you think about that?
Xavier: Look Falcon is the current world champ, maybe I’m looking a little too far ahead in the future but he beat me last time on a fluke, nothing more or less. After fighting that psycho Washington, I know I can beat a chump like Falcon. Plus knowing n.C.w we’ll have some ridiculous extreme stipulations match, and so far I’m 3-0 for pay per views dig it? Good.
Keybo: Not sure what you mean, since Falcon hasn't had an extreme match as World Champion, but nevertheless.. how are you after the match with Washington?
Xavier: That match was my most brutal yet. I’m still a bit beat up, and I won’t be 100% going into the tag match this Sunday, but I won’t need to be perfect to beat an aging chump like Gib, and tell Adam, Good Knite….see what I did there? Funny huh?
Keybo: Riotus. But, what about the rest of it? Seems you had some home troubles because of the match with Washington, is that all resolved?
Xavier: Well….right now, things are rocky. We decided to shred the divorce papers and go to marriage counseling and stuff…there isn’t a Jon and Kate story right here, but its going to be hectic but she’s right we’ve both made plenty of mistakes its time to pick the pieces up and start over with a new puzzle ya know…I mean I do love her, and I guess this all puts my personal life in perspective…
Keybo: Wrestling can do that to you. Now, how about answering your fanmail?
Xavier: Fire it up.
Keybo: Mary Watkins from Rockbridge Baths, Virginia asks.. Xavia! Why couldn't ya beat dat Will Washington?!?!?! My son Robat looks up ta ya. Get a job Robat! ...what the hell was that?
Xavier: (shrug) Mary Watkins, I see you’re a resident of the small town I reside. Obviously you’re too poor to afford the pay per view, and didn’t see me rise above the…so called one man revolution, more like an idiocracy. How old is your son? Like 18-21, still lives at home, no job, pathetic. PATHETIC. Mary Watkins I wouldn’t mind walking to your shack in the middle of the woods, probably down by the river. And just slap the taste out of your mouth, and your false teeth as well. Shut up bitch!….Excuse me for that Keybo, its just stupid people get on my nerves…
Keybo: I understand that. Mitch from Wyoming asks.. If your last match was tomorrow, who would you want to face? And question number two, whats with the attitude change, I like the old you better?
Xavier: Well Mitch, if I had my last match tomorrow who would it be against. If that question would have been asked a month ago I would have easily said Reckless Jack, or Brad Kane. Whoever he would decide on being that day. I have to look at it this way, if its my last match I want to go out fighting the best, whether that be Falcon, the world champion, or a man like Lance Ryan. All and all I wouldn’t mind breaking my foot over Spike Kane’s ass.
Keybo: Diplomatic answer.
Xavier: As for your second question, there is no old me, nor is there a new me Mitch, there is only me. I don’t live by some gimmick, this is my reality, this is all real Xavier Cross. Sure I’ve had bit of an attitude, but Mitch, I’m assuming you work at some dull office somewhere, if you were the best damn mail room guy, wouldn’t you want the world to hear it? Look the fact is, I don’t get the chances I deserve to show these moronic fans that I am the best in this business, so if I have to talk, I’ll talk all I want, but you can bet your minimum wage pay check that I can walk the walk.
Keybo: If you say so. Mike Kane from our own Headquarters asks.. Why did you choose me to vent at? Why did you choose my tribute show to disrespect me? Did you wait untill I retired so that I wouldn't kick ten shades of *bleep* out of you like I did in GWC? Get a life Cross, you joke!
Xavier: How adorable, Mike Kane… I see you got other things to do then bring the boring brand to n.C.w. Here is a joke for ya, Mike Kane got a contract to be an extremely crappy wrestler. Why did I choose poor little Spike to vent at? Why did I choose your tribute show? Because it was a joke, a mockery to the sport that MY company would pay tribute to a man who has done nothing but institute ridiculous violence. In my eyes you have no reason to be paid tribute to. The reason I vented was the stock the company put into you so deeply, and what did you do? Nothing of any importance. As far as I’m concerned as long as you’re apart of the n.C.w hall of fame, the world will consider our brand a joke. So how about you check outta retirement and we’ll see who walks away in all shades of colors. A man who is nothing without his brother, a moocher of talent, you’re a leech on my foot Spike, Mike, whoever the f*** you are. Plus its nice to see how your man Falcon and his goons step up for you, I caught their attention very nicely didn’t I? Why don’t you make like your formal stable and just forget son…forget about the past, your glory days, all of which are so far behind you. It’ll take one slap from me to knock you out…punk ass…
Keybo: So says you, now, while you're here.
Xavier: What the hell is your problem?
Keybo: Arrogance. Lastly, Freakke the clown says.. Hi.
Xavier: Freakke. As in the clown dude we use to job? Wow….wasting your time saying hello to the great one when you should be learning how to win a match? Why don’t you and your life partner Blackheart team up together and see if you can squeeze a decent win out between the both of ya. Next time I see you Freakke I’m goin to take that pie of yours, and well…lets just say I’m not someone to…clown around…
Keybo: Right. Cuz, he's never won a match or anything. You sure pay attention.
Xavier: You want to get smacked?
Keybo: If you thought you'd get away with it, you'd of done it already.
Xavier: Pfft. Whatever, smurf. At last. I want people to take notice. Bask in my greatness, and behold the site of your god. I am better than anyone else you could possible bring into the squared circle. I, Xavier Cross, the Da Vinci of Wrestling, the King Arthur of the grapples, the Allah of Awesome, the MLK Junior of this game. I am the best there is, the best there was, and better than any of you…will ever…be….So to all my followers, to all the haters. To everyone who can see my face, listen to my voice, and feel the glow of my amazingness. I am your FUTURE…N…C….W Champion, and you will all recognize this man as your leader, as your messiah….as your hope, and future…..Thank you Keybo….oh, and this week. Adam, and Gib, prepare to get….Crossed Out…
(Xavier just stands up and walks off stage. Keybo just sits there annoyed.)
Keybo: I apologize for his childlike outburst. Anyway, that's all the time we have for today. I'm Keybo Shabaz, that was the Bernini of Wrestling Xavier Cross, remember..
Steel Chairs are fun...
Barbed Wire is a good time..
And always tip your waitress...
Good night.
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