Post by Keybo Shabaz on Dec 10, 2009 19:09:28 GMT -6
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays in the background, signaling the start of nCws favorite TV show, the Pulse! A highlight clip of nCws finest is shown for an opening montage. Fade in a sound stage, with a large desk and a neon "The Pulse" sign behind it. A man sits at the desk, black suit, gray tie, he shuffles the papers in front of him as the music fades and the camera shifts into position.)
Keybo: Another week passes and we are one step closer to Transgression. If you missed the live drawing by our good friend Mike Kane, I'll have the recap at the end of the show. But, thats at the end of...
The Pulse!
With the drawing of numbers over and done with, the Riot match is all but a formality now. Who will win? I won't even begin to speculate.
Keybo: The less you watch, the greater the chance you miss something important. Your loss, really.
Trauma
Tempestad vs Jake Keeton vs Paul James vs Atreyu vs Chris Cobain
Riot Preview
Keybo: A Five star match from Five of the best new faces this company has to offer. I'm personally taking credit for Keetons win, he's becoming my new Everyman.
Jake Keeton 1-0
Freakke the Clown vs Andrew Jacobsen
Special Referee: Rob Diamond
Keybo: Looks to me Freakke needs a friend or two. First Jacobsen labels him as undeserving, then Rob plays slow count fast count with him, kid just can't win I tell ya.
Andrew Jacobsen 2-0
Xavier Cross vs Sexy Jason
Keybo: Jason didn't want to let the torch go it seems. A well placed kick by Xavier Cross, and he didn't have to. Ah, well, technically nothing changed, but you understand the principle.
Xavier Cross 2-1
Lance Ryan vs Angel
Keybo: Lance admitted he was wrong about Angel, and they put on a stellar performance. But, when the dust settled, Savior X is indeed back.
Angel 3-1
Collision
Mr. Mysterio vs Jack Hammond
Xtreme Rules
Keybo: Who know the high flying rodent, and I mean that in the nicest way possible, could go xtreme? He can, and he did.
Jack Hammond 4-1
Rob Diamond vs Gib
Keybo: Rob ruind Freakkes night on Saturday, and Gib ruined his night on Sunday. We call that karma.
Rob Diamond 4-2
Dirty Deal vs James Bradley and Gabriel Karras
Texas Tornado Xtreme Tag
Keybo: Apparently, prayers do work. Maybe the two of them have something going here the likes of which we've never seen? Time will tell.
Dirty Deal 4-3
Joe Everyman vs Hexx
Keybo: Hurray for Hexxavier Mcbadass baby!
Hexx 5-3
Jimmy Zane and Falcon vs Brad Kane and Will Washington
Keybo: Four exceptional, professional atheletes gave us a main event worth remembering. Projekt Iconz has solidified themselves as a force to be reckoned with.
Brad Kane and Will Washington 6-3
Week: 6-3
2009: 203-119
Keybo: The Riot match is going to change everything. Hopefully it won't be the only Riot match in our history. So, tell all your friends to buy Transgression and it'll continue.
Trauma
Shane Hunt vs Matt Goliath vs Mr. Red vs Tempestad
Keybo: So, we have a luchadore, some New World Order nutjob, ...some guy in a Deadpool mask who wants everyone to think he's awesome, and.. some.. other guy. Right. Coin please.
Tempestad
Paul James vs Blackheart
Keybo: A standard match in the middle of the card. Blackheart is good, but I think James just might be a smidge better. Yes, I brought smidge back into the modern lexicon.
Paul James
Jimmy Zane vs Mr. Mysterio vs Jake Keeton
Keybo: Keeton is starting off on the right foot, but both Mysterio and Zane are gonna look to come at him hard to stop his momentum and build some of their own. But it won't work.
Jake Keeton
Collision
James Bradley vs Jack Hammond
Keybo:[/color] Give it up Bradley, you can't lecture the Hamster on the evils of sin. He's the most clean cut guy there is.
Jack Hammond
Dirty Deal vs Andrew Gun and Chris Cobain
Keybo:[/color] The New World Order guys take on the dirtiest tag team in history. You want to cut the personal stuff out? Won't happen here, as Gibson and Kanyon don't have personalities.
Dirty Deal
Will Washington vs Andrew Jacobsen
Submission Match
Keybo:[/color] Two of the most dynamic new talents face off until one can't take the pain anymore and taps out. This is a match you can't miss.
Will Washington
Angel vs Sexy Jason
Keybo:[/color] Two of the remaining nCw "originals" face off to see who's going to carry themselves into Transgression on a streak of lightning. My moneys on the heavens.
Angel
Rob Diamond vs Kristoff Liam Bates vs Joe Everyman vs Gabriel Karras vs Freakke
RIOT preview
Keybo:[/color] Theres no love loss between any of these guys. Kristoff is back, facing two guys he's quite familiar with. Freakke will be set squarely on Diamond. The rest will be just looking to get the win and get some experience in this type of match.
Kristoff Liam Bates
Falcon and Xavier Cross
Friendship Dinner
Keybo:[/color] After two straight nights of fighting backstage, these two have been ordered to have dinner together and be civil. Chris just wants them in a public place where fighting has greater consequences I gather.
Millenium Nightmare vs Projekt Iconz
Keybo:[/color] Adam Knite... Gib.. Lance Ryan... Brad Kane.. four names that are synonomous with nCw. Get your drinks, your bathroom breaks out of the way before this match. If you miss this, you will regret it.
Projekt Iconz
Keybo: Now, my guest for this week is the Soldier Extrordinaire, Will Washington!
("The Soldier's Song" by Demon Hunter plays as Will steps out from backstage. He stops before the crowd, letting the praise soak in. He takes his seat on the couch.)
Keybo: Welcome to the Pulse, Mr. Washington!
Will: Always good to be in the presence of me.
Keybo: uhhh yeah. So, you ready for the Riot match?
Will: I'm ready for anything. Ready for Brad to win, ready for Lance to win, or ready to win myself.
Keybo: That's it? Those're the only possible outcomes?
Will: That is all.
Keybo: Riiight.. well, let's get to your fanmail here...
(Keybos cell phone rings, the tone.. Master of Puppets. He takes it from his pocket, and checks it.)
Keybo: Ahh.. someone is texting into the show..
(Keybo frowns.)
Keybo: Come on people, don't text me during the show.. text the guests.. christ.
Will: What does it say?
Keybo: It's from AJ Phoenix. He says.. Yeah hey Keybo I have an interesting question for you. Why are you talking to some guy named Will Washington when I'M back huh? What, are you trying to lose viewers?. Listen up you wannabe low-rent Maury Povich, Next time you decide to have someone on your show..give me a call...I might JUST MIGHT save your little show....laters....
Will: I’ll take this one if you don’t mind Keybo.
Keybo: Actually I...
Will: Hey there A.J. Glad you took time out from sucking to text in to the Pulse. Maybe the reason I’m on here instead of you is because I totally annihilated you in the Road To The Gold Tournament? Remember that Alex? When I bloodied you and practically broke your neck with the Kill ‘Em All? Yeah, that happened. You were my first stepping stone in my road to where I am today. How’s it feel that the great Alex ‘AJ Phoenix’ Jones got beat by me in his third match? Probably stings. You were the first big step in the direction of greatness. You can always go down in the history books as Will Washington’s first big-time win. It should be an honor for you. Thanks for the text though.
Keybo: (sigh) Had you on once AJ, ratings weren't better than anyone else's. Thanks for your concern... ass... anyway, onto your fanmail.. G. Bush from Texas asks..Will, it's become pretty obvious to me and all the REAL Americans out there that your a Democrat, so tell me, how is that Hope and Change working out for you? Also, how do you feel about the half hearted troop surge in Afghanistan? Probably would of been better to just pull out all together then tell the Terrorists, I mean Man Made Disasters when we're leaving, but what would you know about that?
Will: Ah. I’ve been waiting to talk to you for the longest time Dubya. You realize you were the worst president we ever had, right? The truth of the matter is that if you weren’t such a horrible president, the Republicans would still be in power, so I guess the Democrats can thank you for that. I’ve got a beating in store for you if I ever have the pleasure of meeting you in person…. Anyway, I’m not a Democrat. I don’t subscribe to the same political labels you sleazy bastards do. I’m an American, plain and simple. And as an American, I want to see change in this country immediately. We elected Barack Obama president because he promised change, but he’s yet to deliver on that promise. I say give him a few more months, and if he doesn’t achieve it, we band together and other throw the government all together. We’ll need a leader…and who is better than Will Washington? I’m Eisenhower and Grant combined. Can you imagine me in a meeting with Hugo Chavez? You think he’s going to pull the same **** with me in there? And as for the troop surge….what else can be said? We need to get them out of there A.S.A.P. Support the troops.
Keybo: Somehow I think a Will Washington campaign is about as useful as using a hand trowel to look for oil. You do realize that was probably not the former president emailing you, right?
(Will Shrugs.)
Keybo: Fair enough. Rush Limbaugh from radio land asks.. Hey, Will...what's up with saying you're an American when clearly...you are a Canadian Facist, communist, socialist Nazi. Just like that.. I'm not saying that word or close to it.. president Barrack Hussein Obama, otherwise known as Obama Bin Laden. Go grow a real sack and vote McCain next election, he'll be back.
Will: Why the f*ck are you still alive? Somebody should have murdered you by now. You’re a pathetic joke to the media, and a flat out moron. Why don’t you grab Glenn Beck, hop on a plane, and go crash into Afghanistan. Anyone who actually listens to you and believes what you say can go along too. Just go away. You actually think McCain is still going to be alive in 2012? Go die now.
Keybo: That's.. interesting.. moving on before we get cut off.. Leonardo from.. NYC asks.. Yo Washington, you've fallen short twice in getting a shot for the world championship, you're in the riot match coming up soon. Is this your chance to finally make a break for it? Like dude, what are your plans... I mean you're like the highest rising superstar in history, yet you choke when it comes to being clutch...and uh...Joe Everyman smells like balls..
Will: Finally, a wrestling question. You’re right. I keep blowing my title shot opportunities. I’ve had two chances to make it to the finals, and both times I’ve come up short thanks to Xavier Cross. I wrestled Steve Awesome with a concussion thanks to him, and he beat me straight up at Mind Games. It seems I can’t get over the hump, but I’ve got another chance at Transgression. The Riot Match is one big clusterf*ck of old and new, so you never know what will happen. I’d have to say that I’m one of the favorites to win, but I’m not going to get my hopes up. Sure, I could win, but I’d rather see Lance Ryan or Brad Kane win. I’m still relatively new around here, so I don’t need that title yet. When I need to win the World Title, I will. My mind just needs to be in the right place.
Keybo: Tall order on that one.
Will: What?
Keybo: I didn't say anything. And lastly, nCws #1 Fan on the nCw Fan forum boards asks.. Hey Will, you're not going to bore the hell out of us with stupidly long promos again like last time you challenged for the number one contender spot are you?
Will: My promos bore you? Awwwwww, so sad. How can you be nCw’s number one fan and not realize the brilliance that I spill in every promo. That’s a problem in America, short attention spans. All of the greatest speakers in history have been declared boring at some point. I’m certain someone thought Martin Luther King was boring too. Winston Churchill was probably perceived as boring also. It’s all about whether you listen or not. If you sit down and listen to the words I say, they can change your life. If you want to be bored, go watch an Atreyu match. I’ve never seen one, but I hear they can make your eyes bleed. So if you‘re in to torture, grab yourself some popcorn and sit down to the visual horror of Atreyu versus anyone.
Keybo: Maybe you are cut out to be a politician after all.
Will: What's that mean?
Keybo: Long winded, angry and uncaring about what the people you represent think.
Will: You son of a...
Keybo: That's it for the Pulse! He's Will Washington. I'm Keybo Shabaz, remember...
Steel Chairs are fun..
Barbed Wire is a good time..
And always tip your waitress...
Good Night.
("Everybody wants you" plays again as the transmission fades. With a very pissed off Washington staring at Keybo.)
"Hey, join me again next week on my new night, THURSDAY, when my guest in the studio will be the fist of the north star, Andrew Jacobsen! Questions? Comments? Wanna score some free Wild tickets? Send them in to:
TheShabaz@newchampionshipwrestling.com
Or Call the studio lines at 1-866-555-3737
And I'll see you here next week!"
(You know the deal.)
RIOT entrants
1. The Ace
2. JFK
3. Kristoff Liam Bates
4. Xavier Williams
5. Andrew Jacobsen
6. Freakke the Clown
7. Paul James
8. Nelly Angel
9. Mark Evil
10. Brad Kane
11. Jake Keeton
12. James Bradley
13. Sexy Jason
14. Lance Ryan
15. Mr. Red
16. Joe Everyman
17. Jimmy Zane
18. Harold Campbell
19. Jack Hammond
20. Angel
21. Gabriel Karras
22. Hexx
23. Blackheart
24. Rob Diamond
25. Mystery Superstar
26. Will Washington
27. Atreyu
28. Mr. Happy
29. Scotty Calloway
30. Chris Cobain