Post by Ron Gibson on Dec 26, 2009 22:31:25 GMT -6
**We open up inside a doctors office. A dirty blonde headed woman sits in the doctors chair. Her face is covered in ruined makeup and tears running down her face. She is clearly distraught. The woman is "Kelly Knite-Fox". Two doctors come bursting into the room wearing surgical masks, they clearly do not have good news for the woman. They shakes their heads while reading an chart turned upside down. We get a peak at it, "No good news ahead. We suggest termination!" The surgical masks cover their voices, as they talk to "Kelly Knite-Fox". We look at their name tags and get an idea who these guys really are.**
Dr. Ron: Sorry. We did all the tests in the book. We mixed some liquids togethers and studied the charts from back to front. We even askes Dr. Curtis mexican child. He had no solution either.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": So everything is alright then? My baby will live a happy life and be disease and deformity free.
Dr. Curtis: Well in a way.... yes.
Dr. Ron: Yep no worries about diseases and deformites. Aside from the obvious....
"Kelly Knite-Fox": Good. I'm sure adam will be glad his daddy duties will not be jeopardized.
Dr. Ron: .....
Dr. Curtis: That's what we wanted to speak with you about.
Dr. Ron: You see we ran numerous tests. Like I said... mixed liquids and compared bloods to that of other species. A species that is considered endangered and well lacking in superiority of the white man. It seems.... your baby does kind of have one deformity.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": OH MY GOD.... OH MY GOD..... TERMINATE IT!
Dr. Ron: But....
Dr. Curtis: We didn't even say what it was.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": I'm not having anything to do with deformed kids. I will not care for or nurture something like that.
Dr. Ron: True. I mean from the tests we ran. It's obvious.... your baby will lack any skills in life. He will do nothing worthwhile and probably struggle to hold a job.
Dr. Curtis: You learned all this.... from blood?
Dr. Ron: We are light years ahead of actual doctors curtis. You see.... your baby will be black man.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": What?
Dr. Ron: Not a black baby or even a chimpanzee. But you will give birth to a fully born 40 year old black man. He will stretch your vagina beyond recognition. So you are in-turn getting deformed from a deformed race.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": .....
Dr. Curtis: She's taking it better than I expected.
Dr. Ron: I know it's alot to learn in a short period of time. We figured it be wise to let you know now. Before it's too late.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": Too late? He's 40 years old?
Dr. Ron: The cutoff for terminating a 40 year old black man is 41. Which he will be turning in about a week. You need to know the risks now.... it's similar to that of a baby. Except instead of you spending your money on him. He will infact be stealing money from you.... probably your jewelry aswell. I hate to say it.... probably your husband's title.
Dr. Curtis: How could you sleep with a black man? It's a sin.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": First off, how did you know he was a wrestler? Second, I went out to a soup kitchen with gib. Met a homeless black man.... my heart melted when I seen him. He was dirty... smelly... lacked everything adam knite had. Yet... I had to do it. I had to try me some.
Dr. Ron: Sleeping with black homeless men.... truly a sad sight. Now you pay for it. I knew you were the wife of him because of your last name. You looked uglier than you look on tv but that name gave it away. I melt in my pants when I see adam knite appear on tv. Something just says.... failure about him.
Dr. Curtis: Like failure to get this whore preggo.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": Yeah.... let me just say. He's the champion in the ring but when he it comes to the bedroom. He always get's counted out.
Dr. Ron: Oooooh
Dr. Curtis: Damn.... atleast he could hold out for a double countout.
**We hear a whine in the background.**
Dr. Ron: The hell is that....
Dr. Curtis: Sounds like it's coming... from there.....
**SPLAT!!!! As a 40 year old black man falls out from underneath "Kelly Knite-Fox's" dress. Covered in a greasy substance, chewing on a chicken leg.**
Dr. Ron: Damnit... it looks like I was off on my prediction. I though he was come the first of the month. End of the month? Hardly ever hands to a black man. Now we're stuck....
**Someone bangs on the door. Loud shouting is coming from outside. When curtis opens the door. He looks out to find two security officers and doctors crowding the hallway. As curtis goes to shut it, he nabs at his surgical mask and pulls it off. Revealing curtis kanyon. Curtis loses his balance and knocks into ron gibson. He falls onto "Kelly Knite-Fox" knocking off her wig and revealing his face. So now we see it.... Dirty Deal and a naked russell jenkins. They stand there looking into the camera.**
Ron: is this a live feed?
Curtis: I hope not. We did a good job tricking the people so far that this was indeed the owners cunt daughter.
Ron: If it is... no big deal. Homeless Knites will realize that we just pulled a fast one on them and probably not beat kelly fox stupid for having a 40 year old black man for a baby. They will get off their game and make it even easier for us to get the titles tomorrow night. If I have to say something it's too that moron gib. He aren't carrier of disease... amber maybe. We are carriers of only one thing. Those titles.... and well that one common disease we do share.
Curtis: ADHD?
Ron: No. You know... that one thing that makes people mad. They just end up kicking everyone's ass who gets in their way.
Curtis: Christian Bale disease?
Ron: That's it. You guys had your fun. Making alittle money on the side. Taking promo pictures and being on the mtv with our belts. Your three minutes are now up.... gib can go back to being the homeless warrior and adam can go play daddy with leonard fox's money. We on the otherhand.... will just take those titles and do work on the mistakes god made. That is enough for us. Makes us calm and collected.
Curtis: Geniuses truly at work.
Ron: Kanye West who?
Curtis: Actually that was one of god's mistakes.
Ron: I know. Too bad he didn't fall out of amber's cooter.
Curtis: Falling out of one vagina was one mistake too many.
Ron: Damnit... let's go get out titles.
**Ron and Curtis climb out the doctors window. Amber follows but russell sits on the floor and eats his chicken.**
Security 1: BLACK MAN!!!!
Security 2: He's got a gun.
**They tackle him and we fade out.**
Dr. Ron: Sorry. We did all the tests in the book. We mixed some liquids togethers and studied the charts from back to front. We even askes Dr. Curtis mexican child. He had no solution either.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": So everything is alright then? My baby will live a happy life and be disease and deformity free.
Dr. Curtis: Well in a way.... yes.
Dr. Ron: Yep no worries about diseases and deformites. Aside from the obvious....
"Kelly Knite-Fox": Good. I'm sure adam will be glad his daddy duties will not be jeopardized.
Dr. Ron: .....
Dr. Curtis: That's what we wanted to speak with you about.
Dr. Ron: You see we ran numerous tests. Like I said... mixed liquids and compared bloods to that of other species. A species that is considered endangered and well lacking in superiority of the white man. It seems.... your baby does kind of have one deformity.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": OH MY GOD.... OH MY GOD..... TERMINATE IT!
Dr. Ron: But....
Dr. Curtis: We didn't even say what it was.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": I'm not having anything to do with deformed kids. I will not care for or nurture something like that.
Dr. Ron: True. I mean from the tests we ran. It's obvious.... your baby will lack any skills in life. He will do nothing worthwhile and probably struggle to hold a job.
Dr. Curtis: You learned all this.... from blood?
Dr. Ron: We are light years ahead of actual doctors curtis. You see.... your baby will be black man.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": What?
Dr. Ron: Not a black baby or even a chimpanzee. But you will give birth to a fully born 40 year old black man. He will stretch your vagina beyond recognition. So you are in-turn getting deformed from a deformed race.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": .....
Dr. Curtis: She's taking it better than I expected.
Dr. Ron: I know it's alot to learn in a short period of time. We figured it be wise to let you know now. Before it's too late.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": Too late? He's 40 years old?
Dr. Ron: The cutoff for terminating a 40 year old black man is 41. Which he will be turning in about a week. You need to know the risks now.... it's similar to that of a baby. Except instead of you spending your money on him. He will infact be stealing money from you.... probably your jewelry aswell. I hate to say it.... probably your husband's title.
Dr. Curtis: How could you sleep with a black man? It's a sin.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": First off, how did you know he was a wrestler? Second, I went out to a soup kitchen with gib. Met a homeless black man.... my heart melted when I seen him. He was dirty... smelly... lacked everything adam knite had. Yet... I had to do it. I had to try me some.
Dr. Ron: Sleeping with black homeless men.... truly a sad sight. Now you pay for it. I knew you were the wife of him because of your last name. You looked uglier than you look on tv but that name gave it away. I melt in my pants when I see adam knite appear on tv. Something just says.... failure about him.
Dr. Curtis: Like failure to get this whore preggo.
"Kelly Knite-Fox": Yeah.... let me just say. He's the champion in the ring but when he it comes to the bedroom. He always get's counted out.
Dr. Ron: Oooooh
Dr. Curtis: Damn.... atleast he could hold out for a double countout.
**We hear a whine in the background.**
Dr. Ron: The hell is that....
Dr. Curtis: Sounds like it's coming... from there.....
**SPLAT!!!! As a 40 year old black man falls out from underneath "Kelly Knite-Fox's" dress. Covered in a greasy substance, chewing on a chicken leg.**
Dr. Ron: Damnit... it looks like I was off on my prediction. I though he was come the first of the month. End of the month? Hardly ever hands to a black man. Now we're stuck....
**Someone bangs on the door. Loud shouting is coming from outside. When curtis opens the door. He looks out to find two security officers and doctors crowding the hallway. As curtis goes to shut it, he nabs at his surgical mask and pulls it off. Revealing curtis kanyon. Curtis loses his balance and knocks into ron gibson. He falls onto "Kelly Knite-Fox" knocking off her wig and revealing his face. So now we see it.... Dirty Deal and a naked russell jenkins. They stand there looking into the camera.**
Ron: is this a live feed?
Curtis: I hope not. We did a good job tricking the people so far that this was indeed the owners cunt daughter.
Ron: If it is... no big deal. Homeless Knites will realize that we just pulled a fast one on them and probably not beat kelly fox stupid for having a 40 year old black man for a baby. They will get off their game and make it even easier for us to get the titles tomorrow night. If I have to say something it's too that moron gib. He aren't carrier of disease... amber maybe. We are carriers of only one thing. Those titles.... and well that one common disease we do share.
Curtis: ADHD?
Ron: No. You know... that one thing that makes people mad. They just end up kicking everyone's ass who gets in their way.
Curtis: Christian Bale disease?
Ron: That's it. You guys had your fun. Making alittle money on the side. Taking promo pictures and being on the mtv with our belts. Your three minutes are now up.... gib can go back to being the homeless warrior and adam can go play daddy with leonard fox's money. We on the otherhand.... will just take those titles and do work on the mistakes god made. That is enough for us. Makes us calm and collected.
Curtis: Geniuses truly at work.
Ron: Kanye West who?
Curtis: Actually that was one of god's mistakes.
Ron: I know. Too bad he didn't fall out of amber's cooter.
Curtis: Falling out of one vagina was one mistake too many.
Ron: Damnit... let's go get out titles.
**Ron and Curtis climb out the doctors window. Amber follows but russell sits on the floor and eats his chicken.**
Security 1: BLACK MAN!!!!
Security 2: He's got a gun.
**They tackle him and we fade out.**