Post by Keybo Shabaz on Jan 2, 2010 7:53:30 GMT -6
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays in the background, signaling the start of nCws favorite TV show, the Pulse! A highlight clip of nCws finest is shown for an opening montage. Fade in a sound stage, with a large desk and a neon "The Pulse" sign behind it. A man sits at the desk, black suit, gray tie, he shuffles the papers in front of him as the music fades and the camera shifts into position.)
Keybo: nCw, the company that never fails to amaze and astound, has just outdone itself. The Riot match was everything it was expected to be and more. Filled with totally nonstop action and drama, with a pinch of wrestling entertainment from the entire world. But, we'll get to that... on..
The Pulse!
Happy New Year everyone. Here's to another year of heart pouding wrestling action in 2010.
Keybo: Transgression is always a landmark pay-per-view, and the 2009 version did exactly what it promised.
Transgression
Enemies of the State vs The Motor City Mafia
#1 Contenders match for the Tag Team Titles.
Keybo: See guys? You sign up to do this show and good things happen to you.
Motor City Mafia 1-0
Millenium Knitemare (c) vs Dirty Deal
nCw World Tag Team Title match
Keybo: Congratulations Ron and Curtis. Once again you've reaped the benefits of someone else's work. Does it hurt knowing that you'll never be anything without someone else? And I mean, really.. a Ninja? You know Adam is gonna kill you as soon as his knee is better.
Millenium Knitemare. 1-1
Falcon (c) vs Xavier Cross
nCw World Title match
Keybo: I know there's a cliche about leaving it all in the ring. But these two practially did. How either of them could stand after this match was over, is beyond me. But if there was any doubt to Cross being the top level talent, he dispelled that here. Even if he didn't win.
Xavier Cross 1-2
The First ever nCw RIOT Match
Keybo: Thirty of the best wrestlers on the planet fought this match like there was no tomorrow. The Ace almost lasted from the number one spot, a fact that did not escape notice. Steve Awesome almost completed a comeback in style. But at the end, Angel, a man few people expected back in this company, solidified his name as the winner of the first nCw Riot match.
The Ace
Angel 7-2
Steve Awesome
Keybo: Yea, I gave myself six points for that one. Because this is my show.. and I can.. call it a christmas present to myself.
Week: 7-2
2009 Final: 224-126
Keybo: Now, we say goodbye to 2009, and open with the first Wrestling show of 2010 on January second.
Trauma
Donovan Hale vs. Fergus Callaghan
Keybo: The drunken irishmen returns to take on a new face. I hope the kid is ready for a straight up brawl.
Donovan Hale
Mr. Red vs. Gabriel Karras[/color]
Keybo: The masked super awesome superstar (allgedly) takes on the priest. Mr. Red demands everyone respect him, but how can I when he's tarnishing the image of the best comic book character ever made?
Mr. Red
Harold Campbell vs. Lance Ryan
Keybo: Campbell was invited to take place in the Riot match based off his work elsewhere. Now it seems like he'll stick around. But he runs into the biggest road block we could throw at him in the Icon.
Lance Ryan
Keybo: But that was only the first show of the new year. You just sit and wait..
Collision
Freakke the Clown vs. Jack Hammond
Keybo:[/color] Freakke maybe ditching the clown gimmick that made people love him. But the kid's still got skills. Skills that will be severely tested against Hammy.
Jack Hammond
Sexy Jason and Mr. Mysterio vs. Andrew Jacobsen and Temepstad
Keybo:[/color] New alliances have been forged and tempered, but how long will they last? That's why this business is so great. Nobody knows.
AJ and Tempestad
Kristoff Bates vs. Xavier Cross
Keybo:[/color] Both of these men walked through fire at Transgression, both coming just short of what they wanted, and now the road begins again. This time against one another.
Xavier Cross
Dirty Deal and Motor City Mafia vs. Chris Cobain/Atreyu/Joe Everyman/The Ace
Keybo:[/color] Who can you trust? Nobody. Your allies are coming after you, and your enemies aren't exactly your best friends. This is just going to end up as the first big slugfest of 2010.
Cobain/Atreyu/Everyman/Ace
Angel vs. Rob Diamond
Keybo:[/color] A week after Diamond ruined a Blake family christmas, now he gets to pay for it. Angel might have been restrained by family at the party, but you can bet all bets are off when they step into that ring.
Angel
Falcon vs. Nelly Angel vs. Jimmy Zane[/color]
Keybo: And the first shows of 2010 begin with three of the most athletic men to grace a wrestling ring. Hell, the only thing that would make this better is if it was a title match. Maybe it's not too late?
Nelly Angel
Keybo: Without further ado, what does this show need? That's right.. More Nelly Angel. So, my guest this week.. is none other than the man himself.. NELLY ANGEL!
("Rip It Up" by Jet plays as the one, the only Nelly Angel makes his way out. The fans try to mob him, but they're held back by the top notch security team.)
Keybo: Welcome to the Pulse, Mr. Angel.
Nelly: It's great to be here.
Keybo: Man, I'm not sure I've ever seen a better reaction than this. These people love you.
Nelly: And I.. love them?
(Crowd pop.)
Keybo: Ahh a wrestler who gives back. You ready for your fanmail? There was almost a ton, but we managed to cut it down to within reason.
Nelly: Letta rip.
Keybo: Ok.. Mr. Happy.. from.. does this guy ask everyone a question? Anyway, from your.. apartment... ok creepy.. asks.. Randy said I could move back in because Eric Hardy threw me out... By the way you’re out of toilet paper and I just ate everything Taco Bell has on the menu... AND YOUR NEW BED IS SO COMFORTABLE!!!!
Nelly: Well, I, um, er, I guess, ah, welcome back I guess? Man I gotta talk to Randy about this….
Keybo: Yea, I think you should get on that pronto. Anyway, the doomed youth of america asks you collectively.. Hey, I'm calling because I see the world is ending. What does Nelly Angel think about this whole 2012 thing? I mean...is the world really going to end? Are we doomed? I need his answer soon...or I might just put a gun in my mouth.
Nelly: Hmmm, this one is a toughie. I saw the movie 2012, but I’m not sure I believe that Danny Glover and John Cusack are so pivotal to the continuation of the human species. I mean, yeah, they’re great actors and all, but can they save the world? Probably not. In regards to the end being quickly approaching, I’m not sure about that either, however, I do know that I’m not really worried if the world is ending or not. I mean, think of it kid, to be able to say that you saw the end of the world, how cool would that be? I mean, granted, you’d only be able to say that for a few seconds, but you’d be one of the select few people who’d be able to have seen something so hardcore. So go ahead and take that gun out of your mouth and just live your life like there’s no three years from now (That means having seconds on ice cream). Don’t feel doomed, feel liberated, if doomsday comes, its only gonna take away the boring years of your life.
Keybo: I've never seen such a positive outlook about the end of the world.
Nelly: I do my best.
Keybo: And that's why you're here. George Franks from London, UK asks..Hey Nelly, long time fan. What does it feel like to become a real wrestler after so many years of interviewing? P.S. Does the Destroyer family have any plans on coming to nCw? Just thought being such a big scoop guy you might know.
Nelly: Oh man, becoming a real wrestler was like a dream coming true- in fact, it was a dream coming true. A terribly frightening dream coming true. You have to remember, I’m not really built to wrestle, so my first time in the ring was ultra scary, I thought I was gonna die- and I almost did! But, when you work around wrestling so much, you can’t help but want to get in on the action yourself- so I did- by force- against my will. And I’ve never regretted it.
Keybo: Are you sure about that?
Nelly: Errr... yes?
Keybo: Right.
Nelly: As for your question about the Destroyers, last time I talked to Mongo he was building some pyramid or something for some reason, that guy is always busy with new and crazy schemes ever since XHF shut down. And Congo? I think he works for the company still in middle-management. Though last time I talked to Joey Hawke he said that he’s gonna try to get Congo wrestling again.
Keybo: Good enough for me. Josh, from St. Louis, asks.. What was the name of those cyborg things that invaded XHF? Also, who the hell hired those guys? And finally why do Mr. Red and Harold Campbell suck so much that you were able to toss them both in the Riot?
Nelly: Umm, the XHF had a lot of weird hires. I think this is partly due to us having rather colorful commissioners who would pretty much hire anybody, this also made it hard to fire anyone, as they’d come back the next week because the commish would hire them back. Quite honestly, I think there was like 4 people who could hire folks, it’s like leaving the door open on your house and assuming only nice people would sneak in. As for Mr. Red and Harry, they’ve been places, they’ve seen things you never have. They’ve also seen a place nobody would ever want to see (Harry’s ex-wife). They’re fine athletes, or at least were a couple years ago. These days, who knows, maybe shell-shock.
Keybo: Brain injuries are the worst. Bob, from Kalamazoo, Michigan.. asks.. Nelly, what would you do... for a Klondike Bar?
Nelly: Hmmm, I would probably do like seven back flips down the road in rapid succession. Do you have a Klondike Bar?
Keybo: As a matter of fact..
(Keybo pulls a six pack of Klondike bars from behind the desk.)
Nelly: Sweet!
Keybo: Lastly..some obnoxious teenager using a payphone asked.. Hey Nelly......YOU HAVE A GIRLS NAME!!!! HE HE HA HA HA!
Nelly: …I, I really don’t know what to do with this one. I mean, clearly I’m not that girly, but he’s right, it has been used for several girl’s names. I guess all I can do is say that at least one other famous person, Nelly, shares this name. Though, he’s a douche so that’s not really saying much.
Keybo: Well, that teenager was promptly beaten and stomped on by life after high school. That's all the time we have for this week. I'd like to thank Nelly Angel for stopping by.
Nelly: It's what I do. Every show needs more Nelly.
Keybo: That it does. I'm Keybo Shabaz, he's Nelly Angel.. and remember..
Steel Chairs are fun..
Barbed Wire is a good time..
And always tip your waitress..
Good Night.
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