Post by Kelly Fox on Jan 5, 2010 11:17:29 GMT -6
TWO WEEKS AGO
Adam: So you’re going through with this?
{The voice of the former World champion rings out as our scene opens up. The newly signed women’s star Zelda Knite stands at her brother’s side in the office of Leonard Fox. Zelda stares down at the contract on Leonard’s desk with a pen in her hand ready to do its job.}
Zelda: Of course I am!
Adam: I don’t want you out there getting hurt.
Zelda: Look Adam, if you had reservations about this, then you should of said no when I asked you to train me.
Adam: I did say no! You kept begging me until I finally agreed.
Zelda: Well that’s your fault, should of held tougher to your stance.
Adam: Zel, think about this will ya?
Zelda: I’ve been thinking about this for two years, this is what I want to do. I didn’t bust my butt doing all those conditioning drills to come here and not sign this contract.
Adam: You wouldn’t of had to do so many drills if you didn’t sit at home playing video games all the time.
Leonard: Are you two quite done?
{Leonard Fox looks a little impatient as he stares at Zelda about to sign her contract.}
Adam: Leonard come on…..
Leonard: Your sister has a ton of talent, trained under a world champion, and I need a corner stone of our new upcoming women’s division. I’ve gotta do what’s best for NCW and having your sister in that ring for this, is what’s best for NCW.
Zelda: Yeah listen to your daddy Adam.
Leonard: Yes, "son", listen to me.
Adam: That’s not my dad, that’s the father of my wife. My dad was a drunkard who liked to scream at strangers for no reason, God rest his soul.
Zelda: What? Dad’s not dead.
Adam: ….
Zelda: He called me like half an hour ago to wish me luck.
Adam: it’s a figure of speech Z.
Zelda: A figure of speech that implies dad is dead? How long have you been telling people dad was dead, and why? What is wrong with you?
Leonard: Seriously… I have other appointments today.
Zelda: Sorry boss man.
{Zelda bends over and signs her name as Adam sighs. She jumps up in excitement and smiles from ear to ear, giddy at being an official member of the NCW roster.}
Leonard: Welcome to NCW young lady. Looking forward to seeing you in the ring.
Zelda: Thank you so much for this chance.
{Adam and Zelda walk out of the office, as Zelda turns and sticks her tongue out at Adam.}
Adam: Got your way again huh?
Zelda: Of course.
{fade to black}
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A Link to the Past, it means it’s a link, you know anything serving to connect one part or thing with another, like a bond or at tie. It’s a clever pun to illustrate how the game served as prequel to the original games. You are a complete buffoon if you are one of those people who argue Link to the past comes after the original two games. That makes no sense… why would it even be called “Link to the… PAST” if it was a future game? Think about it hombres.
This of course brings me to my point, how you say? That’s easy little dudes, because like that game, I am a link to the past, a link to the past of NCW. I’m part of this infusion of new talent, the infusion of the woman’s division, yet I have a link to the past glories of New Championship Wrestling, I am the sister of the winningest World Champion NCW has ever seen. I have the ties, I have the background, I have the pedigree, and even though Adam won’t admit it, much like 8bit fans refuse to admit it, I have the better gameplay and story.
I’m the Link to the Past of NCW, I have the improved mechanics, I have the better graphics, obviously…. No offense to my brother, he’s a good looking guy and all I guess, but you can’t argue the point that I’m better on the eyes here. I’m the link, and I plan on improving on all the ground work my brother laid out in front of me. I don’t plan on being a carbon copy, I don’t plan on doing things just like he did, I’m not about revolting, or revolutionizing, I’m about making things more exciting. I don’t want to change much, I just want to add that spice to an already working formula. I have no intentions of pulling an Adventure of Link on NCW, oh no. What I’m looking for is to break ground on this chance the women have been given here in NCW, and I want to be known as the best.
My entire life people have looked at me, and they’ve looked at Adam and saw how big he was, how strong and brave he was and they assumed he was my “Link”, That I was some worthless princess who he protected. Look, I may be cute, I may have cutesy little names for my moves, and I may be slightly delicate, I don’t know, but that doesn’t mean I can’t handle myself here. I don’t need some pointy eared little elf dude in fruity green clothes to ride on horseback and save me, and I sure as heck don’t need my brother to stand over me and make sure I’m safe. If you think for a minute that I’m going to run to my brother ever time I find myself in a tough spot than you’re dumber than the premise behind “Shaq Fu”.
This Friday night is the start of my legend in NCW, it’s the start of Zelda Knite becoming a household name and it’s the start of me stepping out of my brother’s shadow a time when people will start to take notice of what I can do. A match against some French starlet who thinks she’s better than everybody around her… wow, that’s original. That sad part is, you’re not even a good rip off of the snooty blonde characters. You’re about as original as a Microsoft product, “borrows” from ideas that have already been laid out, looks fancy, pretty, has a lot of flash, but when you dig dipper and look, there is very little substance and a lot of faked quality.
Me, I plan on being a breath of fresh air here in NCW, I plan on being something different than the violent woman who likes to hit things, more than the prissy snob who loves her self, I want to be known as who I am, not some cheap stereotype. I’m going to be a limited edition golden cartridge while people like Ayla and Danielson are perfectly happy being plain old dark gray, or in the case of Ayla, one of those cheap looking knockoffs with the rounded tops.
I'm not going away, not until I am the at the pennicle of the woman's division here. This is a time for me to make a name for myself, to do what others have only hoped for. I won't shy away from this, it's what I wanted more than anything. No offense to you other ladies, but I will knock you all down if you stand in my way.
My legend is just getting started, and your worst knitemare is underway.
Adam: So you’re going through with this?
{The voice of the former World champion rings out as our scene opens up. The newly signed women’s star Zelda Knite stands at her brother’s side in the office of Leonard Fox. Zelda stares down at the contract on Leonard’s desk with a pen in her hand ready to do its job.}
Zelda: Of course I am!
Adam: I don’t want you out there getting hurt.
Zelda: Look Adam, if you had reservations about this, then you should of said no when I asked you to train me.
Adam: I did say no! You kept begging me until I finally agreed.
Zelda: Well that’s your fault, should of held tougher to your stance.
Adam: Zel, think about this will ya?
Zelda: I’ve been thinking about this for two years, this is what I want to do. I didn’t bust my butt doing all those conditioning drills to come here and not sign this contract.
Adam: You wouldn’t of had to do so many drills if you didn’t sit at home playing video games all the time.
Leonard: Are you two quite done?
{Leonard Fox looks a little impatient as he stares at Zelda about to sign her contract.}
Adam: Leonard come on…..
Leonard: Your sister has a ton of talent, trained under a world champion, and I need a corner stone of our new upcoming women’s division. I’ve gotta do what’s best for NCW and having your sister in that ring for this, is what’s best for NCW.
Zelda: Yeah listen to your daddy Adam.
Leonard: Yes, "son", listen to me.
Adam: That’s not my dad, that’s the father of my wife. My dad was a drunkard who liked to scream at strangers for no reason, God rest his soul.
Zelda: What? Dad’s not dead.
Adam: ….
Zelda: He called me like half an hour ago to wish me luck.
Adam: it’s a figure of speech Z.
Zelda: A figure of speech that implies dad is dead? How long have you been telling people dad was dead, and why? What is wrong with you?
Leonard: Seriously… I have other appointments today.
Zelda: Sorry boss man.
{Zelda bends over and signs her name as Adam sighs. She jumps up in excitement and smiles from ear to ear, giddy at being an official member of the NCW roster.}
Leonard: Welcome to NCW young lady. Looking forward to seeing you in the ring.
Zelda: Thank you so much for this chance.
{Adam and Zelda walk out of the office, as Zelda turns and sticks her tongue out at Adam.}
Adam: Got your way again huh?
Zelda: Of course.
{fade to black}
-------------------------------------------
A Link to the Past, it means it’s a link, you know anything serving to connect one part or thing with another, like a bond or at tie. It’s a clever pun to illustrate how the game served as prequel to the original games. You are a complete buffoon if you are one of those people who argue Link to the past comes after the original two games. That makes no sense… why would it even be called “Link to the… PAST” if it was a future game? Think about it hombres.
This of course brings me to my point, how you say? That’s easy little dudes, because like that game, I am a link to the past, a link to the past of NCW. I’m part of this infusion of new talent, the infusion of the woman’s division, yet I have a link to the past glories of New Championship Wrestling, I am the sister of the winningest World Champion NCW has ever seen. I have the ties, I have the background, I have the pedigree, and even though Adam won’t admit it, much like 8bit fans refuse to admit it, I have the better gameplay and story.
I’m the Link to the Past of NCW, I have the improved mechanics, I have the better graphics, obviously…. No offense to my brother, he’s a good looking guy and all I guess, but you can’t argue the point that I’m better on the eyes here. I’m the link, and I plan on improving on all the ground work my brother laid out in front of me. I don’t plan on being a carbon copy, I don’t plan on doing things just like he did, I’m not about revolting, or revolutionizing, I’m about making things more exciting. I don’t want to change much, I just want to add that spice to an already working formula. I have no intentions of pulling an Adventure of Link on NCW, oh no. What I’m looking for is to break ground on this chance the women have been given here in NCW, and I want to be known as the best.
My entire life people have looked at me, and they’ve looked at Adam and saw how big he was, how strong and brave he was and they assumed he was my “Link”, That I was some worthless princess who he protected. Look, I may be cute, I may have cutesy little names for my moves, and I may be slightly delicate, I don’t know, but that doesn’t mean I can’t handle myself here. I don’t need some pointy eared little elf dude in fruity green clothes to ride on horseback and save me, and I sure as heck don’t need my brother to stand over me and make sure I’m safe. If you think for a minute that I’m going to run to my brother ever time I find myself in a tough spot than you’re dumber than the premise behind “Shaq Fu”.
This Friday night is the start of my legend in NCW, it’s the start of Zelda Knite becoming a household name and it’s the start of me stepping out of my brother’s shadow a time when people will start to take notice of what I can do. A match against some French starlet who thinks she’s better than everybody around her… wow, that’s original. That sad part is, you’re not even a good rip off of the snooty blonde characters. You’re about as original as a Microsoft product, “borrows” from ideas that have already been laid out, looks fancy, pretty, has a lot of flash, but when you dig dipper and look, there is very little substance and a lot of faked quality.
Me, I plan on being a breath of fresh air here in NCW, I plan on being something different than the violent woman who likes to hit things, more than the prissy snob who loves her self, I want to be known as who I am, not some cheap stereotype. I’m going to be a limited edition golden cartridge while people like Ayla and Danielson are perfectly happy being plain old dark gray, or in the case of Ayla, one of those cheap looking knockoffs with the rounded tops.
I'm not going away, not until I am the at the pennicle of the woman's division here. This is a time for me to make a name for myself, to do what others have only hoped for. I won't shy away from this, it's what I wanted more than anything. No offense to you other ladies, but I will knock you all down if you stand in my way.
My legend is just getting started, and your worst knitemare is underway.